zaphod

@zaphod@sopuli.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ashmelissaleigh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the name of the twin you absorbed in the womb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  In that case wouldn’t German have to use something like Fußfinger instead of Zeh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not quite. Green countries are germanic or uralic (finnish, estonian, hungarian). I assume each country is only represented by a single language on the map, and Ireland is probably assumed to be speaking English according to this map.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The upvotes have been removed for your safety ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just touch the unexposed wires, all your worries will disappear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This AI summary is certainly shit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s spot on, it just doesn’t understand that the video and book are satire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😮😮 WHAT IF 😮😮⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it would make him happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Music aficionado ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone know any good moss rock bands?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And the only thing they enjoy is our suffering.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The only people deserving fun are the billionaires.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spending money on hobbies is fine, change my mind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Breakfast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🪳life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, but I will also take away all your furniture that you like to hide under so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having a rough morning. I'm still pondering the question about beavers, and my kid asks me THIS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They want baby teeth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you sure about that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They find so much alien stuff and conspiracies and Scully still does not believe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do you hate AI?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to Lemmy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a wholesome thought⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chances are anon is or will soon be a wizard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Men after finding out what women's romance novels are actually like:⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CNC: Computer Numerical Control

  FMC: Fluoromethcathinone (drugs)

  MMC: MultiMediaCard (old memory card format like SD cards)

  Women are into weird shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Santa is working on those lists⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course he has to, how else is he going to give them to you for christmas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This song, it's infectious⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, “parents”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women would rather do drugs than go to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I suppose the comment you answered meant symphysiotomy, which is refering to cutting parts of the pelvis during child birth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't compasses have just two Cardinal directions (North, East, -North, -East)?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I say we don’t have enough names, we should have names for at least 30° and 45° increments.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It turns out Saudi Arabia will own 93.4 percent of EA if the buyout goes through, which is effectively all of it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Jedi Fallen Order was good though (also Respawn).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Its all over⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a bird.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did I forget?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea. Cat ears seem to be more popular with computer science people, should’ve put them on the Rust logo instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one else in the world matters but me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I’m from you’re still limited to the speed limit when passing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony cracks down on Concord custom servers, issues DMCA takedowns on gameplay videos⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It gives them excuse to shut down their servers if they can point to these.

  I’m pretty sure they already shut down all their servers. They refunded everyone and try to forget the game ever happened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes a girl⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No idea, but whenever I tried using dating apps, there were fields in the profile for height, so the developers must think that someone cares.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨X-Files '90s promo shoot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to believe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the morning after pill, completely different thing and depending on the country way harder to get than the regular pill.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is making a GREAT point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not in your dong, the only thing in there is the urethra, and unless you never want to pee again you don’t want to block that. The injection would probably be somwhere close to where you would cut the sperm duct in a vasectomy.