darvocet
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- Comment on I love it when this happens while I'm scrolling 5 days ago:
Well except china actually manufactures those chips.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 5 days ago:
This is one of the most depressing aspects of life. All of these services we pay no longer care at all about us - we have no options. They give us AI support only, poorly functioning apps where you can’t even find how to complain or make a ticket.
I don’t know how it gets fixed. Soon we will all work for them.
- Comment on This is for fighting this is for fun 1 week ago:
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
- Comment on Getting older and wiser 1 week ago:
Fried foods are actually the safest foods to eat now to avoid abdominal discomfort.
- Comment on Poetry 4 weeks ago:
It does if you sing it.
- Comment on They're not even trying to hide it 1 month ago:
They have played us for absolute fools.
- Comment on I used to love doing school projects and displaying them in the auditorium 1 month ago:
I can’t read, does anyone have higher resolution?
- Comment on growing up 1 month ago:
This my experience as well. You nod off a few times in someone’s back yard and all of a sudden you’re the bad guy.
- Comment on Police have finally released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool. 1 month ago:
There’s no way he can grow a mustache.
- Comment on Fact. 2 months ago:
The one that makes me scream she says?
- Comment on AI girlfriend 2 months ago:
I love it when she doesn’t wear makeup.
- Comment on Anon poses a question 3 months ago:
Grab the shovel
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Always has been.
- Comment on What??? Nativity scene with a crucifix in the background? 4 months ago:
It’s for the church, next!
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 5 months ago:
Back in high school i knew this girl that went to band camp and let me just say she was freaky.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 months ago:
Soggy?
- Comment on It's good to see that Kanye had bounced back and is starting a new business. I wish him well. 5 months ago:
He’s a gay fish
- Comment on Taste the flavor 6 months ago:
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
- Comment on I've been single too long 6 months ago:
Lumberg fucked her.
- Comment on I GOT THAT VIRUS 7 months ago:
Probably need to download some more ram.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 9 months ago:
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 9 months ago:
As a native Texan i want to make clear that there is never a situation where someone yells out “the stars at night are big and bright” and everyone claps.
That being said if it were to happen, absolutely everyone would clap.
- Comment on FACTS 9 months ago:
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I’ve heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
- Comment on FACTS 9 months ago:
Really? That’s pretty fucked up!
- Comment on Fucking math... 9 months ago:
Look at Mr big brain over here who learned his times tables. Sure hope nobody takes his lunch money.
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 9 months ago:
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 9 months ago:
This is similar to the successful black man meme.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 10 months ago:
It’s just the internet i don’t take it too seriously. Go outside and talk to humans.
- Comment on Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids 11 months ago:
512 area code is Austin not Boston.
- Comment on Classic or Spicy? 1 year ago:
Buffalo Christ