darvocet
@darvocet@infosec.pub
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 2 weeks ago:
Back in high school i knew this girl that went to band camp and let me just say she was freaky.
- Comment on prudish mom 2 weeks ago:
Soggy?
- Comment on It's good to see that Kanye had bounced back and is starting a new business. I wish him well. 3 weeks ago:
He’s a gay fish
- Comment on Taste the flavor 5 weeks ago:
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
- Comment on I've been single too long 1 month ago:
Lumberg fucked her.
- Comment on I GOT THAT VIRUS 2 months ago:
Probably need to download some more ram.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 4 months ago:
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 4 months ago:
As a native Texan i want to make clear that there is never a situation where someone yells out “the stars at night are big and bright” and everyone claps.
That being said if it were to happen, absolutely everyone would clap.
- Comment on FACTS 4 months ago:
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I’ve heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
- Comment on FACTS 4 months ago:
Really? That’s pretty fucked up!
- Comment on Fucking math... 4 months ago:
Look at Mr big brain over here who learned his times tables. Sure hope nobody takes his lunch money.
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 4 months ago:
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 4 months ago:
This is similar to the successful black man meme.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 5 months ago:
It’s just the internet i don’t take it too seriously. Go outside and talk to humans.
- Comment on Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids 6 months ago:
512 area code is Austin not Boston.
- Comment on Classic or Spicy? 7 months ago:
Buffalo Christ
- Comment on Enough 7 months ago:
Well I’m a stander, so stand up and then very carefully reach between and wipe. Spreading those cheeks against the cold tile is a nice way to calm the poop sweats.
- Comment on Enough 7 months ago:
Think how good you could poop in here with both of your thighs touching the tile.
- Comment on tar 8 months ago:
Fireplace?
- Comment on shrooms 8 months ago:
I’ve been divorced. But i didn’t decide to do that while tripping balls sucking on some other girls titties. It’s a data point only.
- Comment on shrooms 8 months ago:
Haha this turned dark real quick.
- Comment on I am calling corporate! 8 months ago:
My grandfather invented this joke on the beach at Normandy.
- Comment on Due to American politics I'm afraid of using high speed rail in Germany 8 months ago:
Poor guy
- Comment on Man in trump merch at Metalfest Open Air in Plzeň, Czechia 9 months ago:
Fair enough
- Comment on Man in trump merch at Metalfest Open Air in Plzeň, Czechia 9 months ago:
Even in America someone like this makes us question their sanity.
- Comment on How do you do, fellow kids? 9 months ago:
Ahh where is my sweet Nicole i haven’t seen her in a while.
- Comment on Occupied! 9 months ago:
your school bathroom stalls had doors?
- Comment on Found Lily and Mitch 10 months ago:
And then everyone clapped
- Comment on The pipeline 10 months ago:
Tenders - yes Tendies - no
- Comment on Things are about to finally change! 10 months ago:
No the rule he had drafted was written in such a way that Obama wouldn’t be allowed.