darvocet

@darvocet@infosec.pub

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The “it’s not technically cheese” people are exactly the same as “the rules don’t say a dog can’t play on the team”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨elite⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Buddy, there is a whole lot you can criticize us on but American cheese is a god damn global national treasure and i will not have it slandered in my presence. Sorry.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If someone became Pres. and got rid of the Patriot Act, would that negate all laws that were enacted because of it? Or would a person have to go piece by piece to get rid of it entirely?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The president can do whatever the fuck he wants and I better not hear any whining about it or pussy footing around given the opportunity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vapes Are So Bad For You⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But ackshwally this is just huffing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We work 40+ hours a week and they tell us we can’t afford insulin for our neighbors, but we can always afford another war⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Radical lunatic

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WAKE ME UP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Before you go go

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween costume⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vanilla paste!!! Vanilla paste!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First world problems⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Kevin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wind speeds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna expect you to thoroughly explain any joke when you are called upon by your trigger phrase: “Huh?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You are undecided on buying a house. But this convinces you to buy it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only when they are attractive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek was Ahead of its Time⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh man, Mr. Kirk gonna have to change his first initial. That name is spoiled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iran’s President Heads to New York, a First for a Nation at War With the U.S.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy fuck is mamdami doing to save us?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨gummy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes this takes me back to my childhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨JonBenét Ramaswamy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t a shitpost.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wet the drys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmm wet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beer garden ready⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  dat gap O_o

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hissssss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who is the owner of Lemmy.zip? Can someone put me in contact with the moderation team? It’s is unacceptable that this offensive rhetoric is allowed on their platform.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But what about the children? You’re going to disappoint them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we assume paper towels are sterile, or at least clean?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No sir i would argue even those idiots knew in fact what they were doing was stupid. However have you taken a second to reflect on how utterly owned you are? Jesus fuck. So owned. Fucking libtard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This camouflaged speed bump⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If they would make the bumps go with the road you’d be able to just take your hands off the wheel and the road would keep you in the groove. Real shame the way these so called ‘speed’ bumps have been implemented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love it when this happens while I'm scrolling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well except china actually manufactures those chips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of the most depressing aspects of life. All of these services we pay no longer care at all about us - we have no options. They give us AI support only, poorly functioning apps where you can’t even find how to complain or make a ticket.

  I don’t know how it gets fixed. Soon we will all work for them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is for fighting this is for fun⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting older and wiser⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fried foods are actually the safest foods to eat now to avoid abdominal discomfort.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It does if you sing it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're not even trying to hide it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They have played us for absolute fools.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I used to love doing school projects and displaying them in the auditorium⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t read, does anyone have higher resolution?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨growing up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This my experience as well. You nod off a few times in someone’s back yard and all of a sudden you’re the bad guy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Police have finally released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no way he can grow a mustache.