darvocet
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- Comment on This camouflaged speed bump 1 week ago:
If they would make the bumps go with the road you’d be able to just take your hands off the wheel and the road would keep you in the groove. Real shame the way these so called ‘speed’ bumps have been implemented.
- Comment on I love it when this happens while I'm scrolling 3 weeks ago:
Well except china actually manufactures those chips.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 3 weeks ago:
This is one of the most depressing aspects of life. All of these services we pay no longer care at all about us - we have no options. They give us AI support only, poorly functioning apps where you can’t even find how to complain or make a ticket.
I don’t know how it gets fixed. Soon we will all work for them.
- Comment on This is for fighting this is for fun 4 weeks ago:
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
- Comment on Getting older and wiser 4 weeks ago:
Fried foods are actually the safest foods to eat now to avoid abdominal discomfort.
- Comment on Poetry 1 month ago:
It does if you sing it.
- Comment on They're not even trying to hide it 2 months ago:
They have played us for absolute fools.
- Comment on I used to love doing school projects and displaying them in the auditorium 2 months ago:
I can’t read, does anyone have higher resolution?
- Comment on growing up 2 months ago:
This my experience as well. You nod off a few times in someone’s back yard and all of a sudden you’re the bad guy.
- Comment on Police have finally released a sketch of the main suspect accused of defacing the reflecting pool. 2 months ago:
There’s no way he can grow a mustache.
- Comment on Fact. 3 months ago:
The one that makes me scream she says?
- Comment on AI girlfriend 3 months ago:
I love it when she doesn’t wear makeup.
- Comment on Anon poses a question 3 months ago:
Grab the shovel
- Comment on 4 months ago:
Always has been.
- Comment on What??? Nativity scene with a crucifix in the background? 5 months ago:
It’s for the church, next!
- Comment on Incel propaganda in my music app 6 months ago:
Back in high school i knew this girl that went to band camp and let me just say she was freaky.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 months ago:
Soggy?
- Comment on It's good to see that Kanye had bounced back and is starting a new business. I wish him well. 6 months ago:
He’s a gay fish
- Comment on Taste the flavor 6 months ago:
I eat a lot of pepper and I never poop out seeds. Nerd.
- Comment on I've been single too long 7 months ago:
Lumberg fucked her.
- Comment on I GOT THAT VIRUS 8 months ago:
Probably need to download some more ram.
- Comment on Don't try to stop me 10 months ago:
A royale with cheese? Why the fuck do they call it that?
- Comment on Health Secretary Kennedy says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism 10 months ago:
As a native Texan i want to make clear that there is never a situation where someone yells out “the stars at night are big and bright” and everyone claps.
That being said if it were to happen, absolutely everyone would clap.
- Comment on FACTS 10 months ago:
Thats crazy - yea i can totally get the range is different you just have to adjust! I know I’ve heard other lead singers saying they were jealous of the range they used to have when they were younger.
- Comment on FACTS 10 months ago:
Really? That’s pretty fucked up!
- Comment on Fucking math... 10 months ago:
Look at Mr big brain over here who learned his times tables. Sure hope nobody takes his lunch money.
- Comment on Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents 10 months ago:
Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.
- Comment on Fucking idiots 10 months ago:
This is similar to the successful black man meme.
- Comment on Why is lemmy full of insufferable lefties. You could be left wing and end up becoming right. Simply because of the insufferable people you meet here: don’t fit into there rules your gone, your trolled 11 months ago:
It’s just the internet i don’t take it too seriously. Go outside and talk to humans.
- Comment on Bet this guy is a great tutor for your kids 1 year ago:
512 area code is Austin not Boston.