First world problems

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• someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What’s the real sign of virility, truck nuts or a minivan full of kids?

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Minivan, hands down!

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    a bicycle outside the cigarette store

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I was in my minivan with my kids at the grocery store the other day when a woman ran up to me out of nowhere asking for help opening a bottle. She thanked me and said it was the minivan that made her think I’d be helpful. “It’s a minivan - he has kids, I was thinking.”

    When you drive a minivan you’re the whole world’s daddy, apparently.

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  • arak@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Truck nuts have ED

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    • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Also SDE and NA

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• wjrii@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That ain’t no wagon.

  signed, Subaru crew.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🤣

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If she’s got AWD and a logo of stars, fellas,

    That ain’t yo girl,

    That’s a wagon

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  ( looks at harried, sleep-deprived parent wrangling four squawling children into a minivan) “This person fucks.”

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  • SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Those people are too sleep deprived to fuck anymore.

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Had no sex forced to buy an AMX

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🤣🤣🤣

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think the AMX came first.

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• ZeroGravitas@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “It was either this or birth control.”

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    One is cheaper

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    • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      One goes deeper

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  • stickyprimer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You tend to go for the minivan once birth control can no longer help you.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is what we call a humblebrag

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Oh good point

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• CheesyFingers@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s a van

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• UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Wagons superior to SUVs

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Too much fucking, going to go stuff another Turducken.

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• DudleyMason@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pretty sure all of us would be living happier lives today if someone had bought that asshole some birth control and a bus pass.

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• Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  More like too stupid to use contraceptives.

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  • BallShapedMan@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How does democracy survive when fascists outbreed everyone?

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Shoot fascists.

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    • Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Funny, fascists argue the same about ppl from african countries.

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  • johnholmes@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    im genuinely so stupid i thought it meant they needed more space in their vehicle to fuck on the go 💔

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    • Sly2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I mean, it’s a nice Idea! xD

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• Jarix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This specific model is a featured in the podcast Dungeons and Daddies

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• darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kevin.

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