UltraMagnus0001
@UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
- Comment on Braum Stoker's Dracula remake 1 week ago:
Dude’s like 90 and don’t have gray hairs?
- Comment on Yummy yummy, in my tummy 1 week ago:
Emmm… red dye 40
- Comment on Hostile architecture 2 weeks ago:
PARK THE FUCKING WHEELCHAIR NEXT TO THE BENCH! This has to be a trolling photoshop
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 2 weeks ago:
Cuz My country is fucking the world over right now
- Comment on 94.3° F 3 weeks ago:
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
- Comment on Diced Giant Steak 5 weeks ago:
Beef
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 5 weeks ago:
Garlic
- Comment on People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet 1 month ago:
Coming to America. I tried to watch porn and it was blocked on Virginia
- Comment on Why? 1 month ago:
I comment 2
- Comment on Why? 1 month ago:
Comment
- Comment on No one else in the world matters but me 1 month ago:
Learn to merge. When the exit ramp comes and the right lane slows, pass in the left lane and move the fuck back. You know what happens when you left lane camp, road rage and everyone speeds up to zoom in the right lane causing a danger to everyone els. Because your ass can’t merge and feel you’re special to be in the left lane does not mean you’re right for thinking you’re doing the speed limit. If someone wants to go fast pass you, you’re not the traffic police to block them and cause the speeder to road rage even more. Left lane camping causes road rage and is unsafe.
- Comment on Parking police 1 month ago:
People in their big SUVs were running over their kids in the driveway. Similar to people in their Ford exploders that were rolling over because they didn’t check their tire pressures and the negligence of Firestone causing tires to seperate, so they now have tpms sensors.
- Comment on Forever young 2 months ago:
Virtua Fighter is my favorite. Simple 3 button layout and all reflex. It’s intuitive and you don’t have to remember a shit ton of moves.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 2 months ago:
I hope my balls are clean after I shower.
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 2 months ago:
Oh, my brain was thinking and typing it out didn’t happen. My wife’s bank card and driver’s license was in the back of the phone. We had to cancel the card. They couldn’t get into the phone, that’s why they went to the atm after or maybe a coincidence the last location report on the phone was at the atm. We were doing tourist stuff trying to figure out to pay for the train and they saw. They even warn you about pick pockets on the train in Rome.
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 2 months ago:
My wife got pickpocketed in Rome on the train. Possibly a woman who didn’t get on the train behind her. We traced the phone to an atm where it was shut off, but not there. They bought something for 1k at the train station and were probably trying the atm next. She had no phone and kept using mine since I put her account temporarily on my phone. To top it all off Verizon couldn’t activate an esim so I had to wait and go into a store to get a physical Sim where the person working didn’t know I can order a Sim for free online and pick it up. I usually get used phones and it was a pixel 7 pro.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 2 months ago:
Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄
- Comment on No more Monday blues for me 2 months ago:
As shown in the Hawkeye Disney show.
- Comment on Pure contentment 2 months ago:
Most womens orgasms are from clitorial stimulation, according to the nerds that edit Wikipedia.
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 2 months ago:
The one bumper sticker that says self control 😁
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 2 months ago:
Remember when they said something about pedophiles under pizza place in Washington and said it was Hilary or something
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 2 months ago:
Reliable, bot boring
- Comment on 2 months ago:
CEL is usually emissions. Just fart, you’ll be fine. If your CEL is flashing though, get yourself checked out, cuz you about to explode.
- Comment on The Confederacy (or whatever) 2 months ago:
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 2 months ago:
My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 2 months ago:
This has to be fake
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 months ago:
Fluid dynamics in a turbine or torque multiplier with the stater. Turbines uses the fluid to spin up and they usually have a lockup clutch for cruising. Torque converters are usually smoother but don’t deliver the full power right away, which is why some prefer a manual. Double clutch trannies are another beast which I love on my vw. I would assume the cvt takes the place of the clutch in the torque converter?
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 months ago:
Cvt?
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 months ago:
Wet vs dry… Emmmmm
