UltraMagnus0001
@UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world
- Comment on 94.3° F 4 days ago:
Emmmm, buttskin hotter than pussy fur
- Comment on Diced Giant Steak 2 weeks ago:
Beef
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason 2 weeks ago:
Garlic
- Comment on People in the UK Watching the The world using the internet 5 weeks ago:
Coming to America. I tried to watch porn and it was blocked on Virginia
- Comment on Why? 5 weeks ago:
I comment 2
- Comment on Why? 5 weeks ago:
Comment
- Comment on No one else in the world matters but me 5 weeks ago:
Learn to merge. When the exit ramp comes and the right lane slows, pass in the left lane and move the fuck back. You know what happens when you left lane camp, road rage and everyone speeds up to zoom in the right lane causing a danger to everyone els. Because your ass can’t merge and feel you’re special to be in the left lane does not mean you’re right for thinking you’re doing the speed limit. If someone wants to go fast pass you, you’re not the traffic police to block them and cause the speeder to road rage even more. Left lane camping causes road rage and is unsafe.
- Comment on Parking police 5 weeks ago:
People in their big SUVs were running over their kids in the driveway. Similar to people in their Ford exploders that were rolling over because they didn’t check their tire pressures and the negligence of Firestone causing tires to seperate, so they now have tpms sensors.
- Comment on Forever young 1 month ago:
Virtua Fighter is my favorite. Simple 3 button layout and all reflex. It’s intuitive and you don’t have to remember a shit ton of moves.
- Comment on This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important 1 month ago:
I hope my balls are clean after I shower.
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 1 month ago:
Oh, my brain was thinking and typing it out didn’t happen. My wife’s bank card and driver’s license was in the back of the phone. We had to cancel the card. They couldn’t get into the phone, that’s why they went to the atm after or maybe a coincidence the last location report on the phone was at the atm. We were doing tourist stuff trying to figure out to pay for the train and they saw. They even warn you about pick pockets on the train in Rome.
- Comment on Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina 1 month ago:
My wife got pickpocketed in Rome on the train. Possibly a woman who didn’t get on the train behind her. We traced the phone to an atm where it was shut off, but not there. They bought something for 1k at the train station and were probably trying the atm next. She had no phone and kept using mine since I put her account temporarily on my phone. To top it all off Verizon couldn’t activate an esim so I had to wait and go into a store to get a physical Sim where the person working didn’t know I can order a Sim for free online and pick it up. I usually get used phones and it was a pixel 7 pro.
- Comment on Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife? 1 month ago:
Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄
- Comment on No more Monday blues for me 1 month ago:
As shown in the Hawkeye Disney show.
- Comment on Pure contentment 1 month ago:
Most womens orgasms are from clitorial stimulation, according to the nerds that edit Wikipedia.
- Comment on The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS 1 month ago:
The one bumper sticker that says self control 😁
- Comment on Truth is way more fucked up than fiction 1 month ago:
Remember when they said something about pedophiles under pizza place in Washington and said it was Hilary or something
- Comment on Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story 1 month ago:
Reliable, bot boring
- Comment on 1 month ago:
CEL is usually emissions. Just fart, you’ll be fine. If your CEL is flashing though, get yourself checked out, cuz you about to explode.
- Comment on The Confederacy (or whatever) 1 month ago:
Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.
- Comment on PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE 1 month ago:
My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It
- Comment on Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt 1 month ago:
This has to be fake
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 months ago:
Fluid dynamics in a turbine or torque multiplier with the stater. Turbines uses the fluid to spin up and they usually have a lockup clutch for cruising. Torque converters are usually smoother but don’t deliver the full power right away, which is why some prefer a manual. Double clutch trannies are another beast which I love on my vw. I would assume the cvt takes the place of the clutch in the torque converter?
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 months ago:
Cvt?
- Comment on And what car did you learn in? 2 months ago:
Wet vs dry… Emmmmm
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
I mean Google has gemini
- Comment on School pickup lines are wild 2 months ago:
Um, money duhhh. Just sell to both sides and instigate.
- Comment on Burn her 2 months ago:
Church MAN penis felt smol
- Comment on Understandable 2 months ago:
Um, the barbie ice lady alone with the other puffy lip ones that somehow got uglier would relate
