UltraMagnus0001

@UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parking police⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  People in their big SUVs were running over their kids in the driveway. Similar to people in their Ford exploders that were rolling over because they didn’t check their tire pressures and the negligence of Firestone causing tires to seperate, so they now have tpms sensors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forever young⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Virtua Fighter is my favorite. Simple 3 button layout and all reflex. It’s intuitive and you don’t have to remember a shit ton of moves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the type of Q&A that makes the internet so important⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope my balls are clean after I shower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, my brain was thinking and typing it out didn’t happen. My wife’s bank card and driver’s license was in the back of the phone. We had to cancel the card. They couldn’t get into the phone, that’s why they went to the atm after or maybe a coincidence the last location report on the phone was at the atm. We were doing tourist stuff trying to figure out to pay for the train and they saw. They even warn you about pick pockets on the train in Rome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Female tourist takes down phone-snatcher in Argentina⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife got pickpocketed in Rome on the train. Possibly a woman who didn’t get on the train behind her. We traced the phone to an atm where it was shut off, but not there. They bought something for 1k at the train station and were probably trying the atm next. She had no phone and kept using mine since I put her account temporarily on my phone. To top it all off Verizon couldn’t activate an esim so I had to wait and go into a store to get a physical Sim where the person working didn’t know I can order a Sim for free online and pick it up. I usually get used phones and it was a pixel 7 pro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it gay to have pleasurable sex with your wife?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Any kind of pleasure I feel or give is gay, so everyone else should feel the same and suffer because gay is bad. These people and their egis 🙄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No more Monday blues for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As shown in the Hawkeye Disney show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pure contentment⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most womens orgasms are from clitorial stimulation, according to the nerds that edit Wikipedia.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The one bumper sticker that says self control 😁

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth is way more fucked up than fiction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember when they said something about pedophiles under pizza place in Washington and said it was Hilary or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounded really nice UNTIL you get the FULL story⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Reliable, bot boring

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  CEL is usually emissions. Just fart, you’ll be fine. If your CEL is flashing though, get yourself checked out, cuz you about to explode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Confederacy (or whatever)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anytime the pics are blurry I get skeptical.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My old blind ass needs to see my memes when driving bitches. Do It

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let a 10 year old boy make a shirt⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This has to be fake

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fluid dynamics in a turbine or torque multiplier with the stater. Turbines uses the fluid to spin up and they usually have a lockup clutch for cruising. Torque converters are usually smoother but don’t deliver the full power right away, which is why some prefer a manual. Double clutch trannies are another beast which I love on my vw. I would assume the cvt takes the place of the clutch in the torque converter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cvt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wet vs dry… Emmmmm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean Google has gemini

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨School pickup lines are wild⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, money duhhh. Just sell to both sides and instigate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Burn her⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Church MAN penis felt smol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Understandable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, the barbie ice lady alone with the other puffy lip ones that somehow got uglier would relate

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HERE BIRDY BIRDY⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Be hilarious if someone animated a giant eagle grabbing him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My undies protect my pants from skidmarks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know the difference⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re fucking living in 1984 Jesus. Straight up newspeak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨concert⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think even with inflation 5 was still cheap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There was no need to ever improve upon THIS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My vw passat has that, but the temp control maintains the temperature, so straight up is 72°f

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨#environmentalist⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not all autism are the same, some with autism will hyperfix on the environment and not give a shit about the texture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thats all⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not for me, but you can, as visual candy for me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we go again...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Koran was pretty good, but as usual everyone compares it to the original classic.