Lushed_Lungfish

@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the Navy. If you can’t do your job while drunk you can’t do your job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When your Steam achievements are older than the majority of the game lobby…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you can't provide for your family! You WILL provide for me!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This cat is Otto Von Bismarck’s cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a Smith Machine.

  Really smooth action.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't use the word 'fascist' because we wish harm on anybody. We use it because words mean things.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But I do wish harm on fascists…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Matt Damon aging actually. Tom Hanks died during the final battle scene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist. Mate drops the og girl and falls for her friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of memes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cause and Effect⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll never be a writer but you still learned how to write (if somewhat poorly).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Deep fried for me. Yes my cholesterol doesn’t like it, but eh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO says company values will 'remain unchanged' under the new ownership of Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's investment firm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, I’m so relieved. For a second I thought they were going to stop being absolute dog shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New phonetic alphabet just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Folks still remember Zorro, that’s awesome. Loved it as a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Star Trek Discovery that bad?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It wasn’t my cup of tea.

  My favorite new Trek remains Lower Decks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covers the bases⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey man, I’m just working out to make the little voice that tells me to kms shut the fuck up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice try⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn, Tylenol got my business for life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨whats your dumb purchases?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Adjustable dumbbells.

  I work at a place with an onsite gym and am afforded an hour of PT everyday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lies, all lies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Introduced to them via Star Wars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer in crisis as Labour drops to 16% in devastating new poll⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So how did sucking at the orange teat go for ya laddie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable placement a little weird, but the ergonomics are excellent.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What are you using? I’ve been thinking about switching too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon doesn't fit in⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have yet to meet anyone that plays FIFA and would pass as “normal”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Totally me⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At 40, my back goes out more than I do.

  Also the recovery time of a “night out with the boys” (which at the very latest goes on til 10 pm) requires the same recovery time as major surgery.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Generally when someone is shot, they are indeed targeted. I know the concept of aiming is somewhat anathema to you Americans, but it is often much more effective than your usual approach to firearms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meowposting⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to bash Americans again⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Canadian, I would very much like some sort of barrier between my country and the United States. We’ve got our own brand of crazy up here and have absolutely no need to import any junk from the USA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Check out the anime called Aggretsuko.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make America Great!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It wasn’t too bad before all those illegal immigrants showed up in the big sailing boats, I hear…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell them to fuck off⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, I heard that once upon a time, killing Nazis was America’s favorite past time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shamelessly stolen from Reddit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually that is not that insane. Canadian military often gets to take advantage to discounts in America.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Encryption Made for Police and Military Radios May Be Easily Cracked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s why we use code.

  “The cheese is mouldy in the kitchen.”

  “The rolling rabbit gathers no dust.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | 3x05 "Through the Lens of Time"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Vulcan snicker