Lushed_Lungfish

@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's keep ourselves safe this Christmas ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Shia Labouef is Hunting You as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The command of written English for this note, however, belies the claim of “million dollar company” and comes off more as a fly-by-night operation taking place in a rundown Hong Kong alley.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ride Shadowfax, show us the meaning of haste!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I asked my Francophone buddy that grew up in backwoods Quebec how the hell he kept it all in his head. He said that he never bothered.

  If it had an “e” on the end, he just assumed it was feminine.

  If he was drunk, he didn’t give a single flying tabernak.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I watch the first Star Trek Discovery episode, I didn't like it.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Strange New Worlds is actually pretty good. Sure there are some weak episodes, some silly ones and so on but don’t forget Sisko got trapped in a board game and Picard was Robin Hood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IDKFA, IDDQD

  DNKROZ, DNSTUFF

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The President of the United States of America⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or how about this “Please be patient, I’m the president of the United States”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chasing the Elephant⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually no. Pollution has been identified as a potential cause. Why don’t you do something about that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨you can choose your family⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I watched a documentary about the Bristol Beaufighter last night. TBF it wasn’t Thanksgiving.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Getting in on the library craze with the Reading Rainbow guy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m half and half. So what I do is go hunting through those used bookstores for ancient tomes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insulin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Invented by a Canadian, exploited by an American.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And if I DO want a triple A game, I wait a couple of years and then for a Steam sale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What game is a guilty pleasure of yours?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.

  Yes the DoA franchise has a solid fighting game mechanic, but this was made purely for the fan service.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IT'S TIME! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If don’t want to be eaten, why delicious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me..⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  7 was my cereal bowl and toast plate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The moment we've all been waiting for: you now can have targeted ads on your 2k smartfridge⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And I’m just here using a fridge that’s been going since before the fall of Yugoslavia…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Should’ve been hauled off to the scrapyard ages ago…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've heard New Yorkers are devastated⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He prefers to sing for Nazis and pedophiles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She strongly disagrees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a good response:

  “Shut it rib.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To be fair, a lot of communist revolution did result in mass starvation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨World’s Largest Cargo Sailboat Completes Historic First Atlantic Crossing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gotta be careful with that though.

  Or you end up with things like this:

  For Profit Prison -> Slavery

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fuckin paid for those⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It is an adorable little chonk.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As you age your fantasies change⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My adult fantasy is that my baby daughter sleeps through the night.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love fucking pasta⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, this generation has found its Jason Biggs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dispatch sells 1 million copies in 10 days⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s on my list.

  Right after my current replay through Rogue Trader and putting a couple dents in my pile of shame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower. I hate the wet place⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Need option 5. On the shitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe the better question here is “clutch pedal” as automatic cars still have a clutch, you just aren’t manually booting it.

  But yes I did learn to drive stick in a 2002 Mazda Protege.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh… Gotta be honest here, I think the quality and quantity of Taco Bell has gone down since the late 90s when I was a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The only advantage to me being in the office is that I get free access to the gym.