Lushed_Lungfish
@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Keir Starmer in crisis as Labour drops to 16% in devastating new poll 21 hours ago:
So how did sucking at the orange teat go for ya laddie?
- Comment on Cable placement a little weird, but the ergonomics are excellent. 21 hours ago:
What are you using? I’ve been thinking about switching too.
- Comment on Anon doesn't fit in 1 day ago:
I have yet to meet anyone that plays FIFA and would pass as “normal”.
- Comment on Totally me 1 week ago:
At 40, my back goes out more than I do.
Also the recovery time of a “night out with the boys” (which at the very latest goes on til 10 pm) requires the same recovery time as major surgery.
- Comment on THIS JUST IN: FBI suspects Kirk was likely targeted, more info to come 1 week ago:
Generally when someone is shot, they are indeed targeted. I know the concept of aiming is somewhat anathema to you Americans, but it is often much more effective than your usual approach to firearms.
- Comment on Meowposting 1 week ago:
Well if this is a German fairy tale, let me finish it: then the cat clawed the face off the small child that was supposed to be churning the butter and then ate their intestines.
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 1 week ago:
As a Canadian, I would very much like some sort of barrier between my country and the United States. We’ve got our own brand of crazy up here and have absolutely no need to import any junk from the USA.
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 2 weeks ago:
Check out the anime called Aggretsuko.
- Comment on Make America Great! 2 weeks ago:
It wasn’t too bad before all those illegal immigrants showed up in the big sailing boats, I hear…
- Comment on Tell them to fuck off 4 weeks ago:
You know, I heard that once upon a time, killing Nazis was America’s favorite past time.
- Comment on Shamelessly stolen from Reddit 5 weeks ago:
Actually that is not that insane. Canadian military often gets to take advantage to discounts in America.
- Comment on Encryption Made for Police and Military Radios May Be Easily Cracked 1 month ago:
It’s why we use code.
“The cheese is mouldy in the kitchen.”
“The rolling rabbit gathers no dust.”
- Comment on Episode Discussion | Star Trek: Strange New Worlds | 3x05 "Through the Lens of Time" 1 month ago:
Vulcan snicker
- Comment on Everything is a problem 1 month ago:
Did you know that Ryobi has an app that lets you register tools you’ve bought?
- Comment on Which one are you? 2 months ago:
What’s zip tied to the asshole SUV that is parked in four spaces?
- Comment on Anon loves The Lord of the Rings 2 months ago:
Cold Waters if you’re hankering for some hot sub on sub action.
- Comment on It's only a class war when we fight back 2 months ago:
Well for a citizenry that claims it needs guns to protect itself against tyranny, they are being awfully shy about using them.
- Comment on Palpable Nonsense! 2 months ago:
Welcome, Megatron.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 months ago:
Too many non-working presidents and billionaires in your country.
- Comment on Dear Kevin 2 months ago:
Which is Domain? When I learned this, it only started at Kevin. Nice to see folks getting more polite regarding their gay sex.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 3 months ago:
Oh gawd, there are people that don’t know DOS.
FACK…
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 3 months ago:
Heh, the days when the six 3.5" floppies of Wing Commander was a huge install and often required a hard disk clean out.
- Comment on Who did this 😂😂😂 3 months ago:
Heh, this is brand new software and tech as far as I’m concerned. I remember when the computer did not automatically boot into windows and you had to cd c:\windows and then win.exe.
- Comment on Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend! 3 months ago:
Damn, that rope’s pretty posh by 2025 standards…
- Comment on Want happier employees? Start with a 32-hour workweek – and 4 weeks vacation. 4 months ago:
Eh… They’d prefer to double down on the happiness beatings.
- Comment on Ducktopia 4 months ago:
I maintain it would be crabs.
- Comment on Relatable 4 months ago:
Remember all those injuries you brushed off when you were a kid? They’re baaaack…
- Comment on Religions have some of the wackiest rules 4 months ago:
If I remember my history correctly, one of the primary draws of the at the time new christianity over judaism was specifically that dudes wouldn’t need to lop off part of their dongs in a pre-anesthesia world.
- Comment on Why is Jean-Luc Picard so hot 🙏 4 months ago:
A Frenchman with an English accent, it’s like a Reese’s.
- Comment on God is a dick. 5 months ago:
Take a shortcut through hell, eh?