Lushed_Lungfish

@Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shower. I hate the wet place⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Need option 5. On the shitter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And what car did you learn in?⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I believe the better question here is “clutch pedal” as automatic cars still have a clutch, you just aren’t manually booting it.

  But yes I did learn to drive stick in a 2002 Mazda Protege.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feel like I'm missing out on something⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh… Gotta be honest here, I think the quality and quantity of Taco Bell has gone down since the late 90s when I was a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientists have been studying remote work for four years and have reached a very clear conclusion: “Working from home makes us thrive”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The only advantage to me being in the office is that I get free access to the gym.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US government uses Halo images in a call to 'destroy' immigration, Microsoft declines to comment⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uh let’s be honest here, the UNSC was straight up losing the war against the covenant. The only way they survived was to ally with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not vaccinating is child abuse.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The unfortunate thing is that they take innocent people down with them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Organic Chemistry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, when a prof or teacher says “my course is so hard, only a few people pass” then I immediately translate that to “I am a shit teacher”.

  So long as you do the work and aren’t a lazy ass student, you should have a decent pass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When the nice guy⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t there some famous quote that went something like “the three things to fear are a moonless night, the sea in storm and the wrath of a gentle man”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My mantra⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually that’s quite similar to his maxim: By persistently hanging on the enemy flank, we shall succeed in the long run of killing the commander.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Navy man, those words are sweet honey poured into my frozen ears.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Fun fact: The banana was actually a significant part of the industrial revolution. This was because coal miners could eat it without needing to wash their hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t find a featherless chicken emoji so I had to go with the closest thing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  🐔 <- BEHOLD! A woman!

  /S

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨got this ad and uh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So they are equating Israel to the Union?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunlight special⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A skilled vet could still save this pig!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, a simple thing to do once you have a coil and magnet is to hook it up to another coil.and magnet some distance away. You can then transfer the spinning action. Something simple to set up would be a fan.

  As for not killing me for witchcraft, plenty of folks want to kill me now for much more tangible reasons, so there really isn’t much to gain here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure, spare change, coin roll, vinegar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will be taking no followup questions. Thank you for your time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How do people in this day and age not know how electricity works? That’s like grade 3 science…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in the Navy. If you can’t do your job while drunk you can’t do your job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And I won't delete them either for nostalgia reasons⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When your Steam achievements are older than the majority of the game lobby…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't care if you can't provide for your family! You WILL provide for me!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This cat is Otto Von Bismarck’s cat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a Smith Machine.

  Really smooth action.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We don't use the word 'fascist' because we wish harm on anybody. We use it because words mean things.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But I do wish harm on fascists…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Matt Damon aging actually. Tom Hanks died during the final battle scene.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has this ever happened to you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist. Mate drops the og girl and falls for her friend.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Remember the past⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let us sit upon the ground and tell sad stories of the death of memes…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cause and Effect⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll never be a writer but you still learned how to write (if somewhat poorly).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Deep fried for me. Yes my cholesterol doesn’t like it, but eh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨EA CEO says company values will 'remain unchanged' under the new ownership of Saudi Arabia and Jared Kushner's investment firm⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, I’m so relieved. For a second I thought they were going to stop being absolute dog shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New phonetic alphabet just dropped⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Folks still remember Zorro, that’s awesome. Loved it as a kid.