AllNewTypeFace

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can the second coming of Tony Abbott resurrect the Liberal party? Or is it another step toward ‘self-destruction’?⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’ll certainly fire up the rusted-on culture-warriors who watch Sky After Dark and take horsepaste for their wind turbine syndrome. Though, since Australia already has compulsory voting, this probably won’t yield a significant number of extra votes. Meanwhile, the bourgeois women voters in leafy suburbs who shifted to teal independents don’t look like they’ll be coaxed back into the tent by this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Peetsie Paws⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Cats’ hearing evolved to pick up and locate minuscule ultrasonic sounds. One of the tradeoffs is that it really sucks at pitch discrimination compared to human hearing; in short, your cat is, by human standards, tonedeaf.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Important plant fossils!!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The birth control Marie Stopes?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the difference between the UK justice system and the U.S. justice system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the UK, magistrates, who try cases at lower courts, aren’t trained lawyers but civilian volunteers, who have trained lawyers as advisors on the technical aspects. Not sure if this is the case in the US.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First Great British Railway branded train unveiled in Brighton⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks a bit Brexity, but hopefully that’ll goo away when they change the livery in a decade’s time or so

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The owl cares that the mouse exists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ABC, SBS reject federal government, special envoy’s definition of antisemitism [DE-PAYWALLED LINK IN POST]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Surely it’s not a question of whether they choose to accept it, but whether it is to be enshrined in the law of the land, as it is in the UK and Germany.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rare, slightly used⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s this guy, right?

  20 percent of area man’s income spent ironically

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uno reverse😭⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m not that kind of girl”

  “…but, surely, you must be!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon works out the question to the final solution⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  behold, the Platonic ideal of the 4chan user

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taylor vows to amend Sex Discrimination Act following ‘Tickle v Giggle’ ruling⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tickle vs. Giggle vs. gronk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon driver admits taking family cat from garden⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good to hear the cat is OK

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh no guys theyre gonna report us to the FBI⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  my dog is a chonky boi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNAddy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently this is more common with cats. If you see a cat with two different coat patterns, either divided down the middle or along the neck (as if they only had spare parts left at the cat factory), they may also be a chimera.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just animal noises⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I lived in an apartment building with a lot of families with kids. In summers, the courtyard was like the monkey enclosure at a zoo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tekken boss Katsuhiro Harada has joined SNK | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Will his next game include a bone saw as a weapon, in honour of his employer’s owner?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally, we have the blueprints!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The upper left corner is actually from Epstein Island.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Planned obsolescence should be illegal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  (chipper old guy) “Guess I’ll die then!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wild Ones⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Textile moths do. Good thing that they’re drab looking.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨special sauce⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alternatively, you can boil them down to make a sloth broth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if programmers rewrote the English language?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They may have already had a go at German, where common word pairs are collapsed into macros (i.e. “in dem” (“in the”) becomes “im”, “zu der” becomes “zur” and so on).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The math checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Millie Bobby Brown is least problematic Bobby Brown

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love mixology⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that’s a Catholic communion wafer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zack Polanski declares two-party politics dead after Hackney mayoral win⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're so back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And when they start dropping like flies, there’s no evidence it’s the virus. It could be the (((woke globalist elite)))’s 5G space lasers, or perhaps God punishing us for not stoning sexual deviants to death or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sovereign Of The Highland.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like Edward Gorey, though the lettering looks a bit off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meet This Year’s Batch of Top Quality Reform Candidates | Simon Childs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re only inadequate if judged by the standards of representative democracy. If Reform UK LLC is treated as a kleptofascist hostile-acquisition and asset-stripping vehicle, they’re more than fit for the job. (See also: some of the goons in the Russian Duma.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The media smear campaign against Zack Polanski is working wonders⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll see if it is once the election results are in. If the Green vote collapses, it is. If the Greens end up taking councils from Labour, maybe not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do stunt people fall down stairs without hurting themselves?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the 2012 London Olympics opening ceremony, there was a video in which James Bond takes the Queen skydiving. The Queen’s stunt double in the skydive scene was a bloke with a beard (which was invisible from the distance it was shot at)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victoria's free public transport continues in May with half-price fares to follow⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That money would be better spent improving service frequency and reliability to the point where one who has the option of driving would consider catching public transport. Also, electrifying outer-suburban rail services currently run by overloaded V/Line trains would achieve this and cut the fuel bill, freeing up money for future improvements. Though if we don’t expect cheap oil to return, we should be thinking of electrifying frequent country services as well.