AllNewTypeFace

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Satire] Jacinta Price wishes there was some mechanism for her to have a voice in Parliament⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  She’ll be whiteanting Susssan or anyone else trying to drag the Tories back to the centre from the backbench, while cashing cheques from Gina. Of course, if the conservatives look like sweeping into power again, she’ll be shoved aside in favour of a leader of more traditional gender and complexion, though can console herself with a lifetime of lucrative sinecures in the global right-wing grifter network.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vimeo is getting acquired by Bending Spoons, the parent company of Evernote⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll hollow it out, asset-strip it and laugh all the way to the bank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope you weren’t planning on getting any reading done, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Austrian flag, according to Fairphone⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the flag of English-speaking Austria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s Woody Allen with grossout gags instead of pseudointellectualism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 UPVOTE = 1 AGREEMENT! ⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs an absurd one-word option like “Egg”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked and answered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when fast food restaurants ripped off Sid and Marty Krofft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone wants a turn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining a Bjenny Montero cartoon, where the cartoon frog character is running on the wheel and the cartoon slug character standing next to it says “Hey! Quit hogging the wheel! I want a go.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | London targets noisy commuters with headphone campaign⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O-Bahn Busway Adelaide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Next they should electrify that convenient-looking fixed guideway and replace diesel buses with electric ones that can charge while on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sony is reportedly planning a Nintendo Switch-style PlayStation 6 portable | VGC⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  About time. The PSP and Vita were beautiful devices that gave a great playing experience. Sony obviously knew how to make a good portable, and throwing that away was a big mistake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must be a frustrating place to work⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The Swiss state railway is named in the three major languages of Switzerland, and so their trains are labelled with an exasperated-looking “SBB CFF FFS”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨STRAIGHT 2 JAIL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If feral Australian giggle chickens were as common worldwide as, say, feral lorikeets, you’d know about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the big deal about just taking them out and showing them⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A pair and a spare?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨STRAIGHT 2 JAIL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If I were a filmmaker, I’d be so tempted to troll the ornithologists by putting in, say, a faint but distinctly recognisable kookaburra call in a scene in the Peloponnesian Wars or something. And add another layer of trolling by having the scene filmed somewhere where there are no kookaburras.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is sick fuck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or is the older brother in question

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starmer: Leaving ECHR puts UK ‘on par with Russia and Belarus’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And having bishops in the House of Lords puts the UK on a par with Iran

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Right...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he had heard just enough about stem cell therapy to think that it could work?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm yes undoubtedly⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These days, as a British subject, you’d be smoking crack in a hoody and knockoff Burberry cap, bruv.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bands pull out from festival after group 'cut off' over Palestine flag⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Soon, Irish artists will have to put up a £1M bond which they forfeit if they mention Palestine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨makes more sense than this shit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, in the parallel universe in which David Bowie and Prince didn’t die, they play at Hillary Clinton’s inauguration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tubi TV⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  File alongside classics like Shaving Ryan’s Privates.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FreeVPN.One Chrome extension spies on you, delete it immediately⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As a Ukrainian proverb goes, the only free cheese is in the mousetrap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🚨 PLATYPUS PSA 🚨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also makes a handy melee weapon in a pinch

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you trust your VPN? How Facebook turned a VPN into a surveillance engine⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The first one should be the other way around. (As the Ukrainian proverb says, the only free cheese is in the mousetrap.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Super Weaner⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or in the Linnean taxonomy, chungus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one before starting the game...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or go to Britain and get both