AllNewTypeFace
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
- Comment on Weekend at Bibi's 6 days ago:
It’s tempting to wish that the Iranians succeeded in assassinating him, though we know that if they did, he’d be instantly beatified into a global centrist Charlie Kirk: a statesman of peace and liberalism ruthlessly murdered by evil terrorist fanatics. There’d be statues of him alongside Mandela and Gandhi, Berlin would rename one of its central squares to Netanjahuplatz, and the next year’s Oscars would be swept by the biopic Bibi. The gaslighting would be incessant.
- Comment on Now maybe I'm delusional. But I got myself one of these in hopes of performing to standing room only audiences 6 days ago:
Apparently they were popular in the Middle Ages
- Comment on Conservatives: Libz don't even know what a woman is. Also Conservatives: *constantly engage with purely synthetic creations thinking that they are women.* 1 week ago:
Slightly disappointing none of them has feet instead of hands or some similar artefact.
- Comment on Bird leaf 1 week ago:
The difference been erotic and kinky is that kinky is using the whole chicken
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
OK, by now we get that you’re rampantly horny, but besides that, what’s your damage? Just the standard ADHD/autism, or borderline/dissociative or something extra spicy?
- Comment on One Nation now wrenching votes from Labor as it overtakes Coalition 1 week ago:
I thought the Coalition switched to Matt Coalvan not this Taylor guy
- Comment on Worm doll I sleep with 1 week ago:
goblincore
- Comment on Woman banned from keeping animals after trapping 23 cats in wheelie bin - eight of which crushed and suffocated | LBC 1 week ago:
In ancient Egypt, she would have been put to death. Perhaps they had a point?
- Comment on UK Police demand mandatory parts pairing to cover up their own incompetence 1 week ago:
A policeman’s job is only easy in a police state
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 1 week ago:
There are apparently T-shirts which read “don’t shoot, I’m Canadian” in a number of languages (Arabic, Russian and Spanish, I think)
- Comment on Rude 1 week ago:
Some day, someone will teach a goose to play the bagpipes.
- Comment on Real Ad from the 70's with Reddy Kilowatt 1 week ago:
Safety ads in the 70s went hard. Nobody worried that kids might be traumatised, and some probably were
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
If you ever see a dog performing tricks, you know he was a very gay dude in his previous life
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Don’t love sex too much though or you might become a poor dog or cockroach in your next life.
- Comment on waooooo 2 weeks ago:
Presumably it started as chemistry done badly, and did come up with some discoveries, but as the scientific method got refined and principles were uncovered that didn’t correlate to celestial bodies or folklore, it diverged from the practical and became metaphorical. A bit like Freemasonry starting with stonemasons’ guilds and then gentrifying.
- Comment on Revealed: Shop where Glasgow fire started had not registered to sell vapes or paid business taxes 2 weeks ago:
Presumably by the time the company tax deadline passed, the company would have gone bankrupt, and been replaced by an identical newly-registered company with the old company’s owner’s cousin as managing director, selling the same stock of vapes/American candy/counterfeit labobos without a day’s downtime.
- Comment on War. War never changes. 2 weeks ago:
That’s not how you draw a Hitler moustache
- Comment on he gets so excited when we go to the dog park 2 weeks ago:
or as he calls it, the all-you-can-eat buffet
- Comment on What's your favorite band? (Of frequency that is) 2 weeks ago:
There’s also the effect of psychoactive drugs. Cannabis is correlated with an affinity for heavy bass (think reggae and dub), and apparently cocaine can cause sound engineers to push the treble up, resulting in a harsh, brittle mix.
- Comment on seize the means of burger production 2 weeks ago:
In modern America, smiling is normalised in a way that’s an outlier among human cultures. If someone in Russia smiled as much as the typical American, they’d be regarded as a simpleton, too feeble-minded to have an understanding of the world.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Some of your distant ancestors, from long before modern European ethnic groups formed, were of a lineage more likely to eventually end up in Spain than Scandinavia, though you inherited from the minority.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Presumably it depends on the men having kids from a previous (or soon-to-be-previous) relationship, so if you’re one of those childless weirdos, you may need to make up a child, like in that Nick Hornby novel.
- Comment on Britain’s war hawks are very upset that Keir Starmer isn’t personally riding a bomb all the way to Tehran 2 weeks ago:
A lot of people are. Though it doesn’t have to be to Tehran: anywhere will do
- Comment on Anon likes Mario 2 weeks ago:
When consoles were less powerful, all spaces were liminal, and as nobody expected anything else, none were. Now, the fact that it’s not bustling with photorealistic NPCs feels spooky and unsettling (along with the historical details, which feel creepy in the way that vaporwave makes you feel)
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Well, you don’t want to risk disappointing the greys and reptoids.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Or set your VPN to a country where they don’t monetise videos (Albania’s one)
- Comment on Looks fine to me 2 weeks ago:
Spain is just paying tribute to its 20th-century avant-garde heritage, i.e. Picasso and Dali.
- Comment on How we are brought into this world 2 weeks ago:
Sure is. At this stage of development, the baby pilots its mum like Krang.
- Comment on oh fuck 😨 2 weeks ago:
Surely the law would have a religious exemption which would apply in this case
- Comment on ard 3 weeks ago:
“-ard” would mean not so much “excessively” as “by their/its nature”; i.e. a seed/condiment whose very nature is mustiness, a person conceived out of wedlock (which was considered a black mark on one’s character back then), one who is habitually drunk, and so on
