AllNewTypeFace
@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space
- Comment on Valve has ‘a pretty good idea’ of what Steam Deck 2 is going to be, but it’s not ready yet [VGC] 1 hour ago:
If Apple licensed their optimised variant of ARM to third parties, Steam would probably jump right on it, along with other hardware manufacturers. The performance Apple Silicon got over the x86 machines it replaced was game-changing, along with the improved battery life. And other ARM vendors, whilst behind Apple (who do have excellent CPU engineers), are catching up.
- Comment on Oh, that's... umm.... 1 hour ago:
It’s a relief that this is an isolated anomaly, not a common phenomenon, and only a few rich, depraved Italians did this that one time. We can sleep soundly knowing that the people who rule us and own the world we live in aren’t monsters who kill for pleasure.
- Comment on I didn't verify the headline. 7 hours ago:
Transgender God Magnets are the new Jewish Space Lasers
- Comment on We like to party 7 hours ago:
She’s probably glad to be rid of them
- Comment on Liberal Party formally abandons net zero by 2050 climate target 12 hours ago:
They must have a lot of faith in Gina being able to buy enough AI bots to swing elections for them without the Teal-voting former heartland seats or something.
- Comment on "Howard, you really think they're gonna let you put out a whole movie just about tits?" 1 day ago:
partial to blue titsBirdwatchers 🤝 Smurfs
- Comment on Dyslexia 1 day ago:
I think they prefer the term “juggalo”
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 day ago:
“How could Nixon have won? I don’t know anyone who voted for him “
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 day ago:
Presumably some of the people who consider Trump to be presidential material also consider his music to be good.
- Comment on I've heard New Yorkers are devastated 1 day ago:
What in fuck’s ever-shitting name?
- Comment on Use Case Scenario For Generative Artificial Intelligence 1 day ago:
* Elon Musk has entered the chat
- Comment on The inconvenient truth about the anti-vegan backlash 2 days ago:
This headline could have been written 15 years ago, in response to the carnicore hipsterism, with its gentrified takes on meat-heavy fast food and artisanal butchering being the new playing bass in a hardcore band. (That particular subcultural current is also probably not unconnected to the hipster-culture-to-alt-right pipeline, as exemplified in Vice Magazine-adjacent edgelordism. After all, making eating meat part of one’s identity serves well to own the libs.)
- Comment on Why is the package that you want to check feel so warm? 5 days ago:
That’s my emotional support Saddam Hussein
- Comment on Therapy works 5 days ago:
Give them enough of a reason, and they may respect you as a fellow asshole.
- Comment on whoopsie 5 days ago:
Find the guy who genetically engineered algae to secrete THC and get him to repeat that for caffeine and theobromine.
- Comment on Every night 6 days ago:
As they say in the Bible Belt, where oral isn’t sex: if you see a nice Christian girl on her knees, she ain’t praying.
- Comment on Don't let your pets go to waste 1 week ago:
Given the condition cats’ coats stay in, there are probably enzymes in cat saliva that evolved to have conditioning qualities. So a shampoo made with cat saliva is not entirely implausible.
- Comment on Feminism.... Not even once folks 1 week ago:
Fuck off back to Xitter
- Comment on What 1 week ago:
Maybe Lesbian Agenda is a noteworthy band in the Beijing post-punk scene or something?
- Comment on If "James Bond" is a codename, would a hypothetical female operative filling the same role receive the same codename? 1 week ago:
Elton John, then still not fully out of the closet, made good use of that, writing a love song titled Nikita, though having the love interest in the video be a blonde woman in a fur hat (presumably to appease the record company).
- Comment on Head of UK’s largest union says she doesn’t know if Starmer will remain Labour leader 1 week ago:
I didn’t have Theresa May becoming Labour leader on my bingo card, though perhaps desperate times call for desperate measures.
- Comment on Best wishes 1 week ago:
Octopi are intelligent, but they don’t live long enough to have the chance to learn enough and reach their full potential. If there’s ever a mutation that extends their longevity, humanity’s days are numbered.
- Comment on Always question those who are the "teachers" 1 week ago:
And those who can’t teach, administrate
- Comment on Same... 2 weeks ago:
Mushrooms you can’t get high from by smoking are non-tokeable fungi.
- Comment on We should ask the sheep... 2 weeks ago:
There was once someone who printed a roll of stickers with pictures of wood screws on them, and would put them over the hearts on “I ❤️ MY _” stickers.
- Comment on Talk about having a bad day 2 weeks ago:
Gotta find it, as Charon won’t let me on his ferry otherwise
- Comment on Got my invite 2 weeks ago:
Nice try, officer.
- Comment on Got my invite 2 weeks ago:
If it’s the actual Bavarian Illuminati, then they probably picked you as a credulous, deep-pocketed nobleman who can be pumped for membership dues in return for initiation to an endless ladder of degrees, each revealing profoundly esoteric secrets which don’t actually mean anything. If you’re one of a handful who show themselves to be sceptical and open-minded, perhaps Adam Weishaupt will take you aside and reveal that all that woo was just bullshit to part the rubes from their money, and the true mission of the Illuminati is to spread Enlightenment ideals, such as secularism and anti-monarchism, which the authorities take a very dim view of.
- Comment on Piping mouse 2 weeks ago:
Do they make human-sized ones?
- Comment on We always take for granted that everyone's perspective on life is the same as ours 3 weeks ago:
Do you want the boring accountant’s truth or the Herzogian ecstatic truth?