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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨national anthem⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve only seen one episode, the San Junipero one. I can’t wait to watch the rest. I do love some cozy, optimistic sci-fi.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a rabbit⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High-profile Melbourne man called rapist and punched in face shortly after he raped former employee, court hears⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Colourful racing raping identity

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delivery firm Evri sues BBC for £1.2m over Panorama documentary⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ea-Nasir sues over copper trade exposé.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone should take this seriously before it happens⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  First coffee, now this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're Lying To You. Get The Truth Out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “bug” is a folksonomy that generally means anything that ought to be a bug, including insects, spiders and lobsters. It has no meaning other than vibes, so whether a shrimp is a bug depends on whether it feels like one to whoever’s making the call.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like this is neither in the US (as there’s a 13th floor) nor anywhere with a large Chinese community (as there are floors ending in 4)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone go and reset the days-since board to 0.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you first realize you are about to be replaced⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t that a Tom & Jerry cartoon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Great shirt. The buttons are little ears⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope this is from a Van Gogh museum’s gift shop, in lieu of the usual printed T-shirts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨stared at it for 20 minutes. Have no idea what it means⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a time where the most insufferable nerds would make quoting Monty Python skits their personality.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"influencers" are setting us back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Calling that intellectual elitism is like calling state-funded healthcare socialism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Given the European-style socket, how much do you want to bet it’s in a Slavic/eastern-European country?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is peak graphics and I'm not joking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Every era gets its Gripsholm lion.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want it to slap me across the face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re looking for amphetamines, I think

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shitpost factory⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make it a wombat and they can be conveniently stackable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pauline gets desperate and starts posting endorsement by foreign celebs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holly Valance has been a fixture of the oligarchical right for years now. She’s married to one of the Candy brothers, UK-based billionaire property developers who make ultra-high-end apartments for the super-rich, and orbits in the same circles as Nigel Farage (the UK equivalent of Hanson). There are recurring rumours that she’s returning to pop music in collaboration with Grimes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mayonnaise included⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See also: loose dried fruits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am el french⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s arguable that the only difference between that and the French pronunciation is the accent, and that, unless one holds that one has to convincingly affect a French accent when saying French loanwords, “crah-saun” would be correct. (Though pronouncing the trailing ‘t’ may sound a bit gauche.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am el french⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How else would you pronounce it? Is there a state between being aware of croissants and knowing how the word is pronounced where the accepted pronunciation is “kroy-sent” or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Demon slayer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just the next thing you do when praying the gay away doesn’t work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Taylor bats away multiculturalism saga criticism, says Australia shouldn’t 'look like Japan'⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A masterful ambiguity. “Look like Japan” could mean either “be a monocultural ethnostate” or “be non-white”, depending on the audience

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man who walks on his hands will have crack up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'all remember the Bloodhound Gang?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once lived across the street from a dipshit teenager who went through a phase of playing the do-it-like-Discovery-Channel song on repeat. It more or less convinced me that Americans shouldn’t make synthpop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets banned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Optometrist: can you read the bottom line, Mr. Kowalski?

  Mr. Kowalski: Read that? That’s my wife’s maiden name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nationalist group leaders agree to stop hoisting St George’s flags in Oxfordshire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have they switched to union jacks or Israeli flags or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  LaVey got his shtick from Ayn Rand, and his Satanism was basically opposition to the hippie peace-and-love stuff. Nowadays, its attitude is indistinguishable from mainstream Republican Christianity.

  The Satanic Temple were (AFAIK) a prank/art project based around the thought experiment of “if Christianity is about cruelty and domination, what if Satanism was about niceness?” The people running it are allegedly somewhat problematic, though its existence did spawn a raft of sincere Satanic-themed social-justice movements like the Global Order of Satan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro-phomet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japanese man tries to reminisce with his brothers⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Don’t mention the war” doesn’t seem to have made it to Japan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is the moment it all came crashing down for Hanson and her ilk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In a sane world, this would push the LNP into offering a middle ground: unapologetically right-of-centre policies, but drawing the line short of crank stuff like expelling women from the workforce or declaring the country to be an Anglo-Celtic monoculture. Though with the party being Abbott’s fiefdom, there’s not much hope of that.

  Hopefully the Greens can broaden their appeal on the left flank and let the ALP achieve its destiny of becoming the broad-church moderate centre-right party the country is missing.