AllNewTypeFace

@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon uses AI in a smart way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your network is your net worth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We ain't happy anymore...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  With all due respect, go and take a flying fuck at a flying doughnut

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Posted by a school district's official Facebook page in response to a shooting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the Gen Z equivalent of codpieces or sporrans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did you call me?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  On graduation, you get a fursuit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon questions the epidemic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL that the opposite of loneliness is having had sex

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help i⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to the power of memes, lemons are canonically summonable

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The American Dream, minus 60%⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you accept that society is pyramid-shaped, it’s easy to accept ideas such as a “bottom 80%” (the hideous peasants who do all the jobs you wouldn’t touch) and to imagine oneself as in the “top 20%” if you have a comfortable home, don’t go hungry and have enough to treat yourself to discretionary luxuries like a Netflix subscription. Yes, the private-jet class may be far above you, but your little perch on the side of the pyramid keeps you out of most of the muck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commas save lives⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those streets with slow children playing should be relatively safe if there’s not much chance of them suddenly running out in front of a car

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anywhere north of the Alps, cuisine had to function as a means of enduring the long, cold winter. Hence a lot of it is hearty stodge, without the joie de vivre one finds closer to the Mediterranean.

  If Bavaria is any better, its proximity to Italy may be of credit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨German joke⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard it claimed German humour differs from English humour due to the grammar of the German language making it harder to hide the punchline, and so largely eliminating a lot of wordplay. The humour that remains is either cerebral (conceptual satire and such) or lowbrow slapstick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Nation secures historic victory in Secret Harbour by-election⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what this implies for the Victorian state election coming up. Normally it looks like a drover’s-dog election, where anyone could beat the unpopular government, and the opposition could cash in by front-loading controversial policies and claiming a mandate. If the likely beneficiary of this is the Trumpist kleptofascist party typically favoured by chronically lead-poisoned boomers who take horse paste for their wind turbine syndrome, and whom no-one who’s not cooked would have taken seriously as a potential government, would they still be in love to reap the benefit of the state of affairs, or could Labor make a miraculous recovery just by the alternatives being worse?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Italian place in South Africa, which means "counterfeit" in Italian (correct me if I'm wrong)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also US military slang for something going catastrophically wrong, from “fucked up, got ambushed, zipped in”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One thing shouldn't be here⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s an Apple Newton; false alarm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"You're from where?"🫪⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What if you had a whole village of Gropecunte Lane?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Are These Things Called Again?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Guinea Cucumbers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Such Thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “and anybody who says otherwise is a dirty commie”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s Jefferson Davis? Surely in his worldview, he’d count as more of a real president than Obama.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t philo-Semitism awesome?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BIllionaire Joe Lonsdale is in charge of Trump’s homelessness Policy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A woodchipper on every street corner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He should have added a few decades to his stated age. Then he’d have picked up those looking for a lottery ticket

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme check point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme check point.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There should be one of those with JC grinning and giving the thumbs up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon makes conversation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She couldn’t find any like-minded goblins to date and had to dip into the normal-people dating pool?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get rid of the easel. Real men don’t paint pretty pictures.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell yeah!!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Morbidly A Beast sounds like the name of the world’s heaviest metal band

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Avocado Oil that claims to be “0 Calories” 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s made with reversed-chirality molecules, which do not react in the digestive tract

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pauline Hanson still doesn't like Mardi Gras, says sexuality should be 'behind closed doors'⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wife-beating, however, is perfectly fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hyperpigmentation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  All of a sudden, I feel an urge to play with shader programming again

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The finest vintage⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They had the brand name “Glizz” right there for the taking…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maximize revenue. Use every foot of your bar⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it doesn’t block the stairway, it works. It’s essentially a fixed bench that looks quirky.