AllNewTypeFace

@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do we still joke about setting up old wooden guillotines?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You can make them modular, with telescoping rails, for portability. The blade needs to be weighted, but the weight can consist of a stack of weights, like on gym equipment. In fact, you could probably repurpose a bench press machine into a guillotine with a few minor modifications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My face⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  A normal day on 4chan

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mmmm... Yeah. It checks out.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Kittens meow, but adult cats in the wild don’t. So they literally speak baby talk to us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We need a Thomas the Tank Engine horror game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s accurate. The assets look cheap, and the game itself is a bit dull.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1919 (correctly)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s an Everett True energy about this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Starmer used land tax dodge to avoid inheritance tax⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tony Blair would undoubtedly approve

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One example: the early-80s arcade game Elevator Action, in which you play a secret agent who abseils to the top floor of an enemy building and has to grab secret files and make his way down to a getaway car on the ground floor. Well, that’s how it’s described. In reality, you’re a spree shooter rampaging through an office.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they talking about her physically modelled breasts?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lara Croft is a Sociopath⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, you don’t want to know what she thinks of trans people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PhDebaters⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Horny philosophers want only two things

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want you to know that I'm happy for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, it’s Gladly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scottish Government considers quitting X following owner Elon Musk’s use of platform to incite violence⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They can set up their own fediverse instance. The EU, Germany and the Netherlands have done so. Beyond that, they can automatically mirror posts to Bluesky or wherever they need to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon dates a 19 y/o⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After that age, the older party is essentially a lottery ticket

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨in sickness and in health⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Were houses by the seaside less packed with toxic substances?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Invest⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  New Lemmy instance name up for grabs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The first rule of debate club⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fanfic with Tyler Durden and Green Mario going Nazi-scalp collecting

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Victorian Liberal party shapes up for ‘nastiest, most toxic’ state council in years amid leaks and infighting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The role of “administrative committee metropolitan female” has big Smurfette energy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Satire] Jacinta Price wishes there was some mechanism for her to have a voice in Parliament⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She’ll be whiteanting Susssan or anyone else trying to drag the Tories back to the centre from the backbench, while cashing cheques from Gina. Of course, if the conservatives look like sweeping into power again, she’ll be shoved aside in favour of a leader of more traditional gender and complexion, though can console herself with a lifetime of lucrative sinecures in the global right-wing grifter network.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vimeo is getting acquired by Bending Spoons, the parent company of Evernote⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’ll hollow it out, asset-strip it and laugh all the way to the bank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendogs⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hope you weren’t planning on getting any reading done, though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Step 1: Delete⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re talking about aerodynamics, you don’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Austrian flag, according to Fairphone⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the flag of English-speaking Austria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a whole genre! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s Woody Allen with grossout gags instead of pseudointellectualism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨1 UPVOTE = 1 AGREEMENT! ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs an absurd one-word option like “Egg”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨asked and answered⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back when fast food restaurants ripped off Sid and Marty Krofft

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Though Christians tensing up, grimacing and shaking would be a lot more peculiar than them touching their forehead, belly and shoulders in succession.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If ancient Rome had had the electric chair as its of execution, the equivalent of the sign of the cross would be a lot more animated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone wants a turn⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m imagining a Bjenny Montero cartoon, where the cartoon frog character is running on the wheel and the cartoon slug character standing next to it says “Hey! Quit hogging the wheel! I want a go.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK | London targets noisy commuters with headphone campaign⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨O-Bahn Busway Adelaide⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next they should electrify that convenient-looking fixed guideway and replace diesel buses with electric ones that can charge while on it.