AllNewTypeFace

@AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  also, somebody who is au fait with transphobia

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some alternate maps of down under⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There are no hipsters in Moe or Traralgon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The forbidden fourth leche⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The kind of moron who, when asked if they’d like their pizza cut into 4 or 6 slices, says “4. I could never eat six!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re right. There’s no way two people could have appeared in the same photograph years before they met. What dumbasses all the normies upvoting that post must be!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks about wheat⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There was a theory that wheat contains a chemical that makes people more docile and accepting of hierarchy, and that a wheat-based diet allowed for large-scale hierarchical societies with taxation, conscription, inequality and division of labour to exist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Was it palatable?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They have food trucks in Iceland that serve lobster tail baguettes. They’re delicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds his people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a good start. Now make sure to stop washing and fart/belch copiously in public to protect yourself from relapsing into the pool of eligible bachelorhood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're just friends!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  An actual figglebottom male

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to reduce the crime rate to 0⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When crime is outlawed, only outlaws will commit crimes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shrimp water⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then who’s gonna fry the rice?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The feed is about to get much crustier⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s all ironically post Minion memes and AI slop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  From transistors to trans sisters

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A swing and a miss⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The reason that police departments don’t sell beefcake calendars like fire departments do is because there aren’t enough cops without Nazi tattoos

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greta Thunberg arrested at Palestine Action protest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m surprised she was not turned away at the border. She’s not a UK citizen, has recently been deported by an allied country, and given that British law enshrines the IHRA definition of antisemitism, her legal status would be equivalent to that of a Holocaust denier, and her presence would be considered “not conducive to public order”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that a reference to interest in electronics being a gateway drug to gender transition?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for ranked smoking only⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Make sure you print this in a plastic that’s not carcinogenic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Milking this one⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Proper dairypilled milkcel behaviour

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TV watch you and...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  * Lavrenti Beria has joined the chat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Many fairy tales have this same methodology for waking up the princess.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In the original folk tale, it wasn’t a kiss, and she woke nine months later.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ITs that time again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Archie McPhee was/is the shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌳🚗 👍⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey, do you want to go to Valhalla or don’t you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Professional Bubble-Wrap Popper⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bill Margold can probably find work in his field in the Vatican Archives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's what's up!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, Minecraft Conchita Würst

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anish Kapoor⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, but Yves Klein beat you to it by some 65 years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It will be our first Christmas together so I got stockings to hang for me and Clint⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hang them up next to the fuckering lights

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨unjustice⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Standard men’s-rights activist origin story

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank Goodness You're Here - most absurd & hilarious game what did I just play?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Peans is a dessert.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brons⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great post Mr. Khaif. Your visa has been approved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My culture also loves music, dancing and telling stories⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The alternative to loving food is to eat as a necessity and seek to optimise it. Various combinations of industrialisation, the Protestant work ethic/disdain of unproductive hedonism, neoliberal financialisation of food production/distribution (hence the flavourless “water bomb” tomatoes that last longer in the supply chain, for example) and possibly endemic low-level depression could do this, to the point where the norm is just to get the necessary calories and a dopamine hit from some sugar/salt/fat and anything else seems suboptimal.