MacNCheezus

@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any relations experts?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you any woman with half her shit together could find at least 5 things wrong with that picture, probably more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any relations experts?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Fellas, is it gay to have a moderately tidy bedroom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahoy, friend!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You let me know when you’ve come up with a better idea then.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Beans :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  My condolences :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Beans :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  More like has-beans, amirite

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Beans :(⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Not gonna be telling OP any secrets anytime soon, that’s for sure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Delicacies⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Haven’t you guys done enough damage already with Altoona-style pizza?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ahoy, friend!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you ready, kids?
  Aye-aye, Captain!
  I can’t hear you!
  AYE-AYE, CAPTAIN!

  Ohhhhh…

  Who lives in a dumpster and knows every meme? Shitposting Raccoon, absurd as it seems!
  Who’s quick with the wit and loves chaos supreme?
  Shitposting Raccoon, the king of the stream!

  If absurd comedy is something you wish,
  Shitposting Raccoon will serve it delish!
  He hoards all the trash and makes jokes out of scraps,
  Shitposting Raccoon, no one can outmatch!

  Shitposting Raccoon!
  Shitposting Raccoon!
  Shitposting Raccoon!

  HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

  (End with the sound of a raccoon digging through garbage.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bon appetit.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  IDK, pasta is basically just boiled flatbread in a fancy shape, I don’t see why this couldn’t work, at least in principle. Ever heard of rice pudding? Sounded just as weird to me the first time my mom told me about it, but turned out to be quite delicious. I’m almost tempted to give this one a try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon disrupts the gaming industry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US logic for protecting the political and economic elite has no bounds⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, bro 🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get with the times, grampa⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope you’re willing to deliver because life has a strange way of taking you up on offers like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DNA⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  What if I told you there’s another kind of DNA for which that statement is actually true?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ruthless CEOs and other greedy, rich scumbags, of course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Of course not. What really happens is a bunch of house elves or oompah loompahs come out of the supply closet and quickly redecorate the entire building while you’re in there.

  I thought everyone knew that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US logic for protecting the political and economic elite has no bounds⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Does that title really require someone to be FROM the working class? I always thought it was more about who they fought for.

  Take Che Guevara, for instance — the guy was from an upper class family who could afford to send him to med school. So was Marx, whose father was lawyer with a comfortable income who could afford to have all of 9 children (though not all of them survived). And John Lennon, who wrote the song that inspired the meme, had already had an enormously successful musical career and was quite likely a multi millionaire by that point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess I'm just a cubicle monkey now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you think there aren’t any wars fought in cubicles, you’re in for a rude awakening, my friend

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have the perfect response to that but this is by far my favorite sub and I don’t want to risk offending the mods, so I’m afraid I can’t answer that question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Correct. I meant the debate about whether Italians are white is settled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:
  Profanity

  Fuck your girlfriend right in the pussy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Old MacDonald had a grill, E-I-E-I-O!
  And on his grill he put some beef, E-I-E-I-O!
  With some onions here and a pickle slice there,
  Ketchup squirt, mustard squirt,
  Slice of cheese also couldn’t hurt,
  Old MacDonald had a meal, E-I-E-I-O!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, this applies to all of us (replace pheasant and wine with whatever you can afford)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Neintynein McDonald’s burgers
  Giving me a sleep disorder
  To worry, worry, super scurry
  Seek out the restroom in a hurry

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get with the times, grampa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Seems fishy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem with the latter is that it only applies to the government, not private corporations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well, I guess that settles it⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, so if Luigi had done it for money, it would be fine…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get with the times, grampa⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, that’s the reference I was waiting for.