Poetry

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Reading some shitsposts about violet’s flings

  These are a few of my favorite things

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    BDSM and double penetration, Violets down with any persuasion,

    Silver white winters that melt into spring,

    These are a few of my favorite things

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    • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Aww, this was so sweet

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  They just don’t write songs like they used to.

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There once was a man from Nantucket

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Greasy and slimy and now I got burns
  That's how the rotisserie chicken turns.

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• Casuls_Die_Thrice@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pawn shops who don’t ask where I got the rings,

  These are a few of my favorite thing.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    ❤️

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Hookers that offer cheap motel-room flings…

  These are a few of my favorite thiiiiings…

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That’s the tune I sung it to as well!

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    • wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I would certainly hope so, since the “raindrops on roses” line is literally the first line of the song.

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I keep telling my hens that if they don’t shape up their acts they’re going right to the spit.

  It’s a bluff, of course. They’re layers and I’m vegetarian.

  But there’s this one girl that’s got me tempted…she’s not plump, she’s just dumb and annoying. Americana Idiot.

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  • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Yeah, that was the joke I was going for…cept Americana is like a breed/category of chicken.

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  american pie apple pie scene with subtext it's not what it looks like gif

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just needs a sick beatbox beat “boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats”

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Bopping the bird till it’s not got its wings

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• Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This sounds like it should be on The Vandals, “Oi to the world”

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Great album.

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    • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      A Christmas classic in my home, to be sure

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• Babalugats@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  brown paper bags tie it all up with string,

  protecting my dick from the burning heart sting

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    When my hog bites.

    When my pee stings.

    When I’m feeling saaaad.

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• ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your mom’s familiar with all of my kinks

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  • Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    And son, I’m dad!

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  knowyourmeme.com/…/sticking-my-dick-in-rotisserie…

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• nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Doesn’t even rhyme

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    is this like the british sauce/source thing? I can’t think of any way to say it that doesn’t rhyme

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    • nialv7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      chicken is /ˈt͡ʃɪkɪn/, kitten is [kʰɪtn̩]

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  • darvocet@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It does if you sing it.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That guy doesn’t realize you CAN rhyme things with “orange”

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