Zier

@Zier@fedia.io

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is my laundry machine broken?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I use an Electrolux front loader and it will heat water based on the setting you choose, as well as being connected to hot & cold lines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨those arent thumbs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Crossing the penis bridge to get to Westminster. Hello Big Ben.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just remember, if you see someone riding one of these in the airport, you can laugh your head off knowing they can only pack 3 pairs of underwear and nothing else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Simple. Elegant. Fashionable, even. Become the envy of the airport.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn you're good at your side hustle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we see other galaxies, and how do we know how many galaxies there are?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  "who ya gonna call..."
  Thanks, now that's trapped in my head, and with 16 twinkies in my mouth, well... nevermind. O_o

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we see other galaxies, and how do we know how many galaxies there are?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Alien souls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Online influencer Joe Rogan says he doesn't know enough about politics, he can't form an opinion on a candidate⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rogan is a con man.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I need a new alarm app.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if this might be a helpful tool. https://loophabits.org/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we see other galaxies, and how do we know how many galaxies there are?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait... they have cream in them?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can we see other galaxies, and how do we know how many galaxies there are?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  To... how many Hostess Twinkies I can shove in my mouth.
  16.
  Final answer.
  Don't watch me while I do it, mkay?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Roll Tide⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Welcome to Alabama, home of the 'dick click' and the 'pussy push'.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is what happens when AI trains on Instagram shitposts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  "wednespoop" is Dutch for - "Fuck Off AI".

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Powerful people? Or just trash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks AI for the help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks fine to me except that weird right foot issue, no toes???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!!
  And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something?
  Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The layout of these floor tiles.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This looks like the intentional break of a line pattern that prevents an MC Escher type of line illusion, the kind that makes people dizzy. And it appears that it's aligned between store fronts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't think I'm being taken seriously I think we need to start a class action suit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop huffing cat food.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meme template⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Car Wash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proof of life for the recently deceased⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No one was ever going to do anything to verify if turtle was dead or not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This shit's stupid as hell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Luxury" fashion is just a con to get stupid rich people to fork over their money. People with style will not buy this.
  It's so unfashionable that it won't even be counterfeited.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citrus fresh smell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You start at Noon, mix a large iced pitcher of orange juice & vodka, start a movie and finish 3 pitchers before 5pm, afternoon gone, possibly the evening as well.
  You're welcome!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citrus fresh smell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But the orange juice has Vitamin C and prevents scurvy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citrus fresh smell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  "Cleaning" is a never ending process. We just have to live with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Citrus fresh smell⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What does work, is when you mix orange juice and vodka, drink all afternoon and the "grimy" spots will magically disappear.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤓☝️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What's "attention" and does it come in a caffeinated beverage form?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a service I provide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pickled_cucumber#Bread-and-butter
  They filed for the trademark "Fanning's Bread and Butter Pickles" in 1923 (though the recipe and similar recipes are probably much older).[8] The story to the name is that the Fannings survived rough years by making the pickles with their surplus of undersized cucumbers and bartering them with their grocer for staples such as bread and butter.[9] Their taste is often much sweeter than other types of pickle, due to the sweeter brine they are marinated in, but they differ from sweet pickles in that they are spiced with cilantro and other spices.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a service I provide⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, what??? [zips pants back up]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does the dishwasher suddenly have brown rabies???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop storing beverages in the toy fridge.
  Honestly, what is wrong with people???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here's some toast⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A toast... to all the bean memes!