Don’t be foolin. That’s obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.
Outrageous!
Submitted 1 month ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Rolando@lemmy.world 1 month ago
variants@possumpat.io 1 month ago
Are avocados not free, sorry I’m Californian, I survive off avocado toast because it’s the cheapest thing
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I love the season when they’re 6 for a dollar. Lol
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.
Antagnostic@lemmy.world 1 month ago
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 month ago
WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.
Wasteful dicks.
cheeselover@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is there any benefit of doing that?
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
One banana for eating.
One banana for smoothie.
One banana for 👀
trolololol@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The what? The what?
The eye that doesn’t see the sun
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 1 month ago
I’m talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 5 weeks ago
Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!
distantsounds@lemmy.world 1 month ago
2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless
SupraMario@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 1 month ago
That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…
🙄
“If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”
Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
He probably has two baby cows to feed
lauha@lemmy.one 1 month ago
He’ll run out of milk halfway to next grocery trip. Some people really be living on the edge
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
- Food: $200
- Data: $150
- Rent: $800
- Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
- Utilities: $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.
cicadagen@ani.social 1 month ago
I’d say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money… also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
That’s way too much on food. I recommend dumpster diving to cut that down.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts
probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
The real outrage is not buying any games
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 month ago
They probably got the digital only consoles
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
The PS5 box is the original disc drive model. It’d be black if it were the digital drive-less model
MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
I man, do you really need sunflower seeds AND spinach?
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
Yes. Put some seeds in a spinach salad and thank me later.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 1 month ago
The issue here is you buy 3 bananas instead of a bunch or two, it’s cheaper that way.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
It’s one banana. How much would you save? $10?
turbowafflz@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Is it? Where do you live that bananas aren’t just sold by the pound?
Hope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Yeah for me they’re usually sold as “each”, so the bundle is just proportionally more.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature
bquintb@midwest.social 1 month ago
I’ll admit, that took me a minute
skvlp@lemm.ee 1 month ago
You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.
Zier@fedia.io 1 month ago
Sunflower seeds? You utter ANIMAL!!!
Must be nice to be rich.Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Ditch the X, get the P
hswolf@lemmy.world 1 month ago
ditch the P, get the D
lugal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???
original2@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I have 9 cups per day, so 80 is too few for me in fact
lugal@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Have you tried reusing them? When they are still relatively fresh you can brew them 2-4 times depending on the quality
lengau@midwest.social 1 month ago
40 teabags? What, are you shopping for more tea twice a day?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
They come in a package of 200 for me. My mother gave me all her new tea bags. I will have enough till next year.
carvine1@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Must be them bananas… They are awfully expensive nowadays
thecam@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Who knew an Xbox and Sony product was classified as groceries.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 1 month ago
By jove! I think you’ve stumbled across the punchline! Well done, my good fellow. Well done!
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 1 month ago
I love this response.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TL FEED MY CHILDREN?
Etterra@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Must live in Guam.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.
JPSound@lemmy.world 1 month ago
You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 1 month ago
Don’t hide this in the comments. Bring it to the lifehack community
AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
…i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Even better! More reason not to throw it away in this environmentally conscious age.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Ew. What are you, poor?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
It’s not about money - I get them free from the local weekly charity giveaways - it’s about the environment. Did you know that PlayStations contain more plastic than half a toothbrush? And manufacturing ten of them uses more energy than five perforated toilet rolls?
Every time you throw away a PS5, another penguin dies.