Don’t be foolin. That’s obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.
Outrageous!
Submitted 11 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Rolando@lemmy.world 11 months ago
variants@possumpat.io 11 months ago
Are avocados not free, sorry I’m Californian, I survive off avocado toast because it’s the cheapest thing
taiyang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I love the season when they’re 6 for a dollar. Lol
taiyang@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.
Antagnostic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 11 months ago
WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.
Wasteful dicks.
cheeselover@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is there any benefit of doing that?
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
One banana for eating.
One banana for smoothie.
One banana for 👀
trolololol@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The what? The what?
The eye that doesn’t see the sun
zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 11 months ago
I’m talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 11 months ago
Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!
distantsounds@lemmy.world 11 months ago
2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless
SupraMario@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…
🙄
“If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”
Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
He probably has two baby cows to feed
lauha@lemmy.one 11 months ago
He’ll run out of milk halfway to next grocery trip. Some people really be living on the edge
TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
- Food: $200
- Data: $150
- Rent: $800
- Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
- Utilities: $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.
cicadagen@ani.social 11 months ago
I’d say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money… also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
That’s way too much on food. I recommend dumpster diving to cut that down.
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts
probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
The real outrage is not buying any games
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 months ago
They probably got the digital only consoles
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
The PS5 box is the original disc drive model. It’d be black if it were the digital drive-less model
MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
I man, do you really need sunflower seeds AND spinach?
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Yes. Put some seeds in a spinach salad and thank me later.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 months ago
The issue here is you buy 3 bananas instead of a bunch or two, it’s cheaper that way.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
It’s one banana. How much would you save? $10?
turbowafflz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Is it? Where do you live that bananas aren’t just sold by the pound?
Hope@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah for me they’re usually sold as “each”, so the bundle is just proportionally more.
brbposting@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature
bquintb@midwest.social 11 months ago
I’ll admit, that took me a minute
skvlp@lemm.ee 11 months ago
You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.
Zier@fedia.io 11 months ago
Sunflower seeds? You utter ANIMAL!!!
Must be nice to be rich.Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ditch the X, get the P
hswolf@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ditch the P, get the D
lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???
original2@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I have 9 cups per day, so 80 is too few for me in fact
lugal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Have you tried reusing them? When they are still relatively fresh you can brew them 2-4 times depending on the quality
lengau@midwest.social 11 months ago
40 teabags? What, are you shopping for more tea twice a day?
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
They come in a package of 200 for me. My mother gave me all her new tea bags. I will have enough till next year.
carvine1@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Must be them bananas… They are awfully expensive nowadays
thecam@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Who knew an Xbox and Sony product was classified as groceries.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 11 months ago
By jove! I think you’ve stumbled across the punchline! Well done, my good fellow. Well done!
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I love this response.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TL FEED MY CHILDREN?
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Must live in Guam.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.
criss_cross@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.
JPSound@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.
ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
Don’t hide this in the comments. Bring it to the lifehack community
AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
…i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Even better! More reason not to throw it away in this environmentally conscious age.
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Ew. What are you, poor?
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s not about money - I get them free from the local weekly charity giveaways - it’s about the environment. Did you know that PlayStations contain more plastic than half a toothbrush? And manufacturing ten of them uses more energy than five perforated toilet rolls?
Every time you throw away a PS5, another penguin dies.