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Outrageous!

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Submitted ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨return2ozma@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.

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    • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.

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      • JPSound@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Don’t hide this in the comments. Bring it to the lifehack community

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    • AShadyRaven@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      …i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)

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      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Even better! More reason not to throw it away in this environmentally conscious age.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ew. What are you, poor?

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      • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not about money - I get them free from the local weekly charity giveaways - it’s about the environment. Did you know that PlayStations contain more plastic than half a toothbrush? And manufacturing ten of them uses more energy than five perforated toilet rolls?

        Every time you throw away a PS5, another penguin dies.

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  • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Don’t be foolin. That’s obviously avocado toast you got hidden back there.

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    • variants@possumpat.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Are avocados not free, sorry I’m Californian, I survive off avocado toast because it’s the cheapest thing

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I love the season when they’re 6 for a dollar. Lol

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.

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  • Antagnostic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Name brand cheese and peanut butter? Image

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  • boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS

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    • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.

      Wasteful dicks.

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      • cheeselover@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Is there any benefit of doing that?

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      One banana for eating.

      One banana for smoothie.

      One banana for 👀

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      • CRT@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        One for scale?

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      • trolololol@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The what? The what?

        The eye that doesn’t see the sun

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    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.

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      • boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m talking about buying them separately in contrast to buying them connected(no matter how many you get). If you will peel them before they get too bad, you can chop them up short ways or put them on a stick whole then freeze, they make good ice cream substitutions.

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.

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      • boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Master, there’s a man teaching blasphemy in the temple!!!

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  • distantsounds@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2 gallons of milk?! that’s just reckless

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    • SupraMario@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

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      • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        That’s not milk, that’s white colored water…

        🙄

        “If the milk has all the proteins that make milk useful but doesn’t have fat, it isn’t milk!”

        Don’t skimshame! There’s nothing wrong with perverts drinking whatever they want!

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He probably has two baby cows to feed

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    • lauha@lemmy.one ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He’ll run out of milk halfway to next grocery trip. Some people really be living on the edge

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  • TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
    • Food: $200
    • Data: $150
    • Rent: $800
    • Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
    • Utilities: $150

    Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.

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    • cicadagen@ani.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’d say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money… also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s way too much on food. I recommend dumpster diving to cut that down.

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  • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts

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  • probableprotogen@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The real outrage is not buying any games

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They probably got the digital only consoles

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      • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The PS5 box is the original disc drive model. It’d be black if it were the digital drive-less model

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  • MSugarhill@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I man, do you really need sunflower seeds AND spinach?

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    • eezeebee@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes. Put some seeds in a spinach salad and thank me later.

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  • Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The issue here is you buy 3 bananas instead of a bunch or two, it’s cheaper that way.

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s one banana. How much would you save? $10?

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    • turbowafflz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it? Where do you live that bananas aren’t just sold by the pound?

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      • Hope@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah for me they’re usually sold as “each”, so the bundle is just proportionally more.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature

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  • bquintb@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll admit, that took me a minute

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  • skvlp@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.

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  • Zier@fedia.io ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sunflower seeds? You utter ANIMAL!!!
    Must be nice to be rich.

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  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ditch the X, get the P

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    • hswolf@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      ditch the P, get the D

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  • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???

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    • original2@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I have 9 cups per day, so 80 is too few for me in fact

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      • lugal@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Have you tried reusing them? When they are still relatively fresh you can brew them 2-4 times depending on the quality

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    • lengau@midwest.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      40 teabags? What, are you shopping for more tea twice a day?

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They come in a package of 200 for me. My mother gave me all her new tea bags. I will have enough till next year.

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  • carvine1@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must be them bananas… They are awfully expensive nowadays

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  • thecam@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Who knew an Xbox and Sony product was classified as groceries.

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      By jove! I think you’ve stumbled across the punchline! Well done, my good fellow. Well done!

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      • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I love this response.

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    • ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      HOW AM I SUPPOSED TL FEED MY CHILDREN?

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Must live in Guam.

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