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@trolololol@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After a lengthy legal battle and billion-dollar loss, 'Fortnite' is back on iOS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this news like 4 months old or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. We don’t give names for people who like red and their second favourite colour is yellow.

  Just be yourself, be kind to others and move on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you get these ideas you freak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or trying to kill each other at lunch time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Doesn't look like anything to me.*⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s so weird. Every time I start a chat I say

  You are GladOS. Give me short answers

  If I’m getting slop it rather be concise and funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is water an acid or a base?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it +0 or -0? Neutral 0 is a lie, a measurement precision error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Next next next next next next Monday, am I right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ll get there with no effort, just give it time

  Tap on the back

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He's gonna be walking for a little bit⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So the only way it’s worth taking about it is in memes right? Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That looks fit for a Nordic god. Call it Yendor.

  It’s just someone’s name spelled backwards

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to put in a screw, so I’ll choose the green one. It will perform as well as any other and plus it looks good.

  Big hammer gives you all these flavors and vanity but I’ve spent my life around screws and they are all the same.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude are you impersonating a bot and paying for all these tokens? It’s like the 3rd post like this, ain’t no AI freemuim plan this generous.

  What a world! We now have people impersonating bots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fuck off

  (I should mention that my previous prompt said that I was Samuel L Jackson).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy moment⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know who’s teaching these kids and I want to congratulate both teachers and kids for an awesome education. It clearly is not focused on bending over to the latest overlord, and that is AWESOME!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Rossi pra Papa! Você leu aqui primeiro, comigo.

  A eleição vai ser decidida na cage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But if it’s during Easter, is it really forbidden?

  Or is this Jesus being a jealous prick?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put him on the cart.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glory to the Vatican house! Yesterday was a good day (for the Pope) to die!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think they talked about this in the group chat?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  630,000,000 x 1,000,000 now that’s a number with too many zeros. We should start putting tariffs on the pixels used to print zeros.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Think they talked about this in the group chat?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  20 x 30M is a number than gets some attention

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mmmm that’s what Rick would say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In heat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not opening that Rick Astley link, thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon is Canceling Orders After Tariffs Destroy Profits⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cancer has got bezos’d

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What else are they hiding from us?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or AI slop trained on Geordi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's a fun new game⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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  Note that I may dislexic be.

  Did I fail successfully?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I entitled to compensation?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What does Omega mean?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My car rumbles at 100km/h and it’s a 2016 model. It’s just cheap, what do you expect?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm leaving the US for good, anything I should do before I leave?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why not both?

  Or hear me out

  Last lunch at five guys with five guys

  Spend the night having Wendy’s at Wendy’s (not the restaurant)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm leaving the US for good, anything I should do before I leave?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Last dinner must be at five guys

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make the parts I'm missing anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the one that does the job of fixing it properly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They don't make the parts I'm missing anymore.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  🥺🥺🥺

  My printer broke again this week, needs a replacement part worth $2 but shipping is $9.

  I just bought some spare parts, so now I need to wait for this to be able to print anything.