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@trolololol@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why aren't you creating more workers??⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure your half orange (or was it apple) is out there somewhere, and hope eventually you’ll find them.

  Except if you’re follower of one of those toxic masculinity thing. In that case you’re likely looking in the wrong place, because if you hate women your soul mate is someone else from your cult - you love guys like you but didn’t realise it yet. Also go f yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Le Penguini⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the right answer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah yes, shaming shameless corp always works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill and Melinda French Gates and Warren Buffett’s Giving Pledge after 15 years: Only 9 of the 256 billionaires actually followed through on giving away half their wealth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get their passport and problem solved

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just dont seem to ever learn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In case you still need help: If you’re reading this now, your coffee will be cold so you can finally slurp it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ukraine rescues soldier via drone delivery of complete e-bike⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What the hell was that paragraph about Amazon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the periodic table still getting new additions?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you say macroscopic time are we talking about seconds or years? Wondering whether we can actually build a circuit or something if we could produce a few mg of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I feel like it was on purpose⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well yeah you could also go like that backwards in time. Iran kidnap crisis, OPEP, cold war, hot wars ( proxy and ww i, ii) and so on and so on.

  At least 1st world was steadily growing and improving since 1945, almost uninterrupted (yep, crisis in 1st world are amateur levels). If you were NOT born in 1st world you have to add corruption levels you can’t imagine, economy rollercoaster that makes 10% inflation look like an utopia, and CIA destabilizing your country every single time it starts catching up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would happen if I just drove straight south to Mexico?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you teach in Spanish??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As an American, I'm offended at AliExpress' portrayal of my people.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep it’s so unfair that fashion uses unattainable levels of beauty every time. This is the equivalent of the anorexic model wearing high fashion on the cat walk to sell eye liners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People who have been in meetings to determine back to in office policy. What was the discussion like?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds legit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't a Microsoft fan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Such efficiency, they’re now skipping extend because it takes competency and straight going from embrace (purchase) to exterminate (shut down).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think you go to the same places we do

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is it weird I don't typically answer how old I am anymore, because literally nobody besides my family believes me?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to guess somewhere people think they’re free or something silly like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn’t Apple/Samsung/Google use new tech like every other phone maker?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Didn’t they just kill that big 3d glasses after like 5 years everyone else and their dog did 3d glasses and gave up?

  In Jobs time there was this perception that Apple does everything perfect. Then he dies and the perception stayed. It was never true, but now it’s so much further from truth. Charging mouse from the underside is plain stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh now I need to relearn g spots again? /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poor jeremy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Jeromy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨poor jeremy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You can love gardening and snails, they’re opposing forces

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cow eggs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Estos huevos no son de vaca sino de toro

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia hit me.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Upvote

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨America last night⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just sounds like a bad joke to me. But I tend to dislike all stand up stuff, so I’ll wait until someone else judges this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just one more⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I went looking for 404 but that can’t be found.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What TV series has the best intro song or sequence? What TV series have the worst intro song or sequence?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Law and order.

  That midi sound is so dated that it should be retired by old age by human age standards lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After a lengthy legal battle and billion-dollar loss, 'Fortnite' is back on iOS⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t this news like 4 months old or something?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. We don’t give names for people who like red and their second favourite colour is yellow.

  Just be yourself, be kind to others and move on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Liquid Trees⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where did you get these ideas you freak

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or trying to kill each other at lunch time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Doesn't look like anything to me.*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s so weird. Every time I start a chat I say

  You are GladOS. Give me short answers

  If I’m getting slop it rather be concise and funny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is water an acid or a base?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But is it +0 or -0? Neutral 0 is a lie, a measurement precision error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Next next next next next next Monday, am I right?