Birds are generally saying one of two things: “Fuck you,” or “Fuck me.”
The hills are alive with the sound of music! 🎶🎵
Submitted 11 hours ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Verito@lemm.ee 2 hours ago
Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 4 hours ago
Some are also like “Fuck off, this is my tree!”
Lemminary@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Well, big same, ya know?
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
And allergies are because your nose is full of tree jizz
Yareckt@lemmynsfw.com 6 hours ago
I can’t go out in summer cause people I constantly have to say no homo and people keep looking at me all weird
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Nah its the whole baby, not jizz
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 8 hours ago
You’re thinking of seeds.
Pollen is only the male half of the genetic material required for sexual plant reproductin.
Hence, jizz.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
Sometimes the sound is the animals actually getting laid.
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
the sound of millions of animals desperately trying to get laid
And yet wehn I do it, I’m a pervert and asked to leave the park.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 7 hours ago
You need to dress more flamboyantly. Like a peacock.
DasFaultier@sh.itjust.works 3 hours ago
Tehehe, “cock”!
I’ll show myself out, thank you.
SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 5 hours ago
GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 7 hours ago
This meme implies that birds and insects are not animals
Eiren@lemmygrad.ml 2 hours ago
It’s also just wrong, because quite a lot of mammals and birds use sound for intraspecies communication (a la human language), echolocation is fairly common, feeding and hunting often generate sound… Sound production for mating purposes is a hefty chunk, but the joke here is pretty misleading.
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
That just makes it all the more beautiful, to be honest.
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
and it makes a lot of sense when one thinks of clear cutting in terms of puritanism.
finitebanjo@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
trolololol@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Or trying to kill each other at lunch time
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
The hills! They’re alive!!
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 10 hours ago
Or a meal
woodenghost@hexbear.net 33 minutes ago
Outside of mating season, birds definitely do sing just for fun.
And even in mating season, I wonder if birds really consciously try to “get laid” or if they just sing, because it feels like the right thing to do in the moment and then getting laid happens. I mean, some start singing very young. How would they know what it’s for the first time? Not all birds are as smart as crows.
This review paper looks at the motivation for both kinds of singing: intrinsically motivated (just for fun, all year round) and singing that attracts mates. In the latter, it’s unclear, what triggers the motivation. The author supposes, it might be a combination of socially reinforced behavior and the vicinity of a mate, rather then the act of copulation, that triggers the reward.