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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The timeline after the Harambe Incident⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Caude, resolve my conflicts and push to prod branch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This place is a prison⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t use it on screens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Handy tip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fellow aphantasiac here. Dreams are just fine, and in full color.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checkmate atheists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Several are hologram mooners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lefty tax⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  5 times 0.20 cents?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨oh shit wrong triangle⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Silt is

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The house always wins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The reason people hate it is because they don’t follow the rules.

  They put tax money in the center and pretend “free parking” means “payday”.

  They prevent purchases until a lap or two around the board.

  They allow landed-on properties to go unpurchased.

  They allow no-rent agreements between players.

  And then they have the audacity to bitch that the game takes too fucking long.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's actually that simple.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean that can happen, but in my experience it’s never stopped as a one night stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but we almost never use them intentionally. In almost any project, NaN only happens if there’s a bug. The others are regularly on purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's actually that simple.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Booty shorts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He sure is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maxwell Smart.

  His cars weren’t “classic” when the show was airing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sad but true⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Microsoft Windows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Missed call⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Burner number

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't blink⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I prefer a corkscrew.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon has a very specific goal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  With live analysis of both from Artosis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's also 3 AM⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s actually a pretty complex question. Are they even capable of conceptualizing their own internal model of themselves as it compares to their species’ gender norms?

  Since they’re not social species, I’d be very surprised if they could.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everyone else goes to hell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Best heaven

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Better with chili.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She is a "working girl" after all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Danger, danger! High voltage!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So hungover and so horny⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you a footjob at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So hungover and so horny⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Can I shit in your mouth?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I fixed my meme⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨don't worry, be happy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Under the US’s political sphere of influence vs China’s?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨where?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:
  5. I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d click this thumbnail if mumbojumbo posted it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar..⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought it was asking me to wink.