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- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 6 hours ago:
People missing obvious puns really GRINDS my gears.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 8 hours ago:
Sure, but that has nothing to do with being freshly ground. You can buy different grinds of salt.
- Comment on happy valentines day❤️ 1 day ago:
It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.
- Comment on PB&J 2 days ago:
Also, pick a soundtrack, or two, before hand, especially if you have close neighbors.
It’s peanut butter jelly time!
- Comment on A succulent meal 2 days ago:
Needs more golden carrot
- Comment on Start-up idea 1 week ago:
And the I was all like “thou shalt NOT!”, but get this, a few thousand years later these fuckers on the ninth planet from their star thought they could be all sneaky and shit…
- Comment on Start-up idea 1 week ago:
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- Comment on You are allowed flavor 1 week ago:
if you can’t handle garlic and onion.
At that point I’d consider violating the terms of service.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 1 week ago:
Four QPs.
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 1 week ago:
Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 1 week ago:
Cruel Intentions
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 1 week ago:
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 1 week ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Motherfuckers going a decade without a rimjob?
- Comment on USA! USA! 2 weeks ago:
Not if you give its eyes and put it in a chokehold.
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 2 weeks ago:
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
- Comment on I get my inspiration from nature 3 weeks ago:
My hand reaching into yer mum
- Comment on Chomp! 3 weeks ago:
People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?
- Comment on Fake moo 3 weeks ago:
They’re killed for their crimes against humanity. We just don’t let them go to waste afterward.
- Comment on Fake moo 3 weeks ago:
That’s where the McFish comes from.
- Comment on Fake moo 3 weeks ago:
McDonald’s Man is Ronald. You’re thinking of Fountain Man.
- Comment on Trump gives the middle finger to a Ford employee who yells "pedophile protector" 4 weeks ago:
Pretty sure Putin and Bibi have some videos you’d absolutely love.
- Comment on Huh? 4 weeks ago:
^what’s new pussy cat^
- Comment on dating 4 weeks ago:
And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.
- Comment on conditional soap 5 weeks ago:
It may be. But it’s not insanely complicated to synthesize NH₂CONH₂.
- Comment on conditional soap 5 weeks ago:
Is the concern the additional chemicals that it may be mixed with? Because ammonia is ammonia is ammonia, regardless of source.
- Comment on conditional soap 5 weeks ago:
That’s the thing about chemicals, though. Ammonia from a penis is the exact same thing as ammonia from a factory.
- Comment on conditional soap 5 weeks ago:
Fun fact though, pee is composed entirely of chemicals.
- Comment on conditional soap 5 weeks ago:
So no washing your hair at all?
Or is there some whitelist of allowed chemicals
- Comment on This is definitely not where I parked my car 5 weeks ago:
“Dude! What’s mine say?”
“Tweet!”
