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- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 20 hours ago:
With Flintstone artwork.
- Comment on Got too greedy at the end there 20 hours ago:
No, but you are.
- Comment on "Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer" 1 day ago:
Seriously.
In the 90s, tv shows had ad breaks every 10 minutes. Ad blockers for web browsers hadn’t been invented. The drive to work had ads after every two or three songs. You could buy physical media if you wanted to get tv and radio ad-free, but that severely limited your choices and was inconvenient.
Today, you can still watch broadcast tv and listen to the radio, and they’re still full of just as many ads. You can also still buy physical media. But now you also have the choice of reduced ads with low-tier streaming video services and free-tier pandora/spotify. And for a little more money, you can have completely ad-free tv and radio. And if you still see ads on the web, that’s some kind of masochistic personal choice, or you need to take a free “how use computer?” class at your local senior center.
The only time I ever see ads anymore is billboards.
- Comment on We've all been there 1 day ago:
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
- Comment on Anybody? Thought I'd ask here. Poor little guy 2 days ago:
You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests… Many, many years of leaves and broken trees, and they’re like, like, so flammable, you touch them and it goes up.
- Comment on well? did it? 2 days ago:
With colors 0, 4, 7, 9, 14, and 15!
I bet it’s a Tandy. Mmm them TGA graphics with 3-voice sound.
- Comment on Well you see, uh... 2 days ago:
A perfect opportunity to explain antagonistic coevolution!
- Comment on stay hydrated🙏 3 days ago:
sigh
Unzips
- Comment on modest fashion is the best💖 6 days ago:
🎵 I whip my hair back and forth
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 6 days ago:
Probably a true claim, because surface area
- Comment on I know which one I'm picking! 1 week ago:
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
- Comment on I know which one I'm picking! 1 week ago:
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting?
If so, I’m down.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 1 week ago:
For us it was continental soldier.
- Comment on My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked at 1 week ago:
I can’t get mine to unstick from the wall of the tandoori.
- Comment on Mayonnaise included 2 weeks ago:
Screw a kangaroo!
- Comment on Shrinkflation 2 weeks ago:
I’m not suggesting it would be normal to eat that same thing for each meal, just three similarly sized meals.
- Comment on Shrinkflation 2 weeks ago:
Yeah if that’s 5 servings, assuming three similar meals per day, that’s 840 calories per day. That’s not healthy, even for non-Americans.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 4 weeks ago:
Just need to train yourself with sinus-expanding powder.
- Comment on "Why are you laughing?".... 𝗠𝗲: Nothing.... 𝗠𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻: Polished nails 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Load me up 4 weeks ago:
I grab a spoon to dig into my cup of butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon crumbles… people look at me like I’m nuts.
Apparently I have to put it inside a potato and eat it as a side dish.
- Comment on Homocycle and Heterocycle 4 weeks ago:
😫
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 4 weeks ago:
Carrot Weather needs a a Violet08 mode.
- Comment on Hello 911, it's me again 5 weeks ago:
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
- Comment on Fuck yeah 5 weeks ago:
It’s not the masturbation that’s the problem, it’s what that asshole parrot says while doing it.
- Comment on stony tony 5 weeks ago:
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
- Comment on The timeline after the Harambe Incident 5 weeks ago:
Caude, resolve my conflicts and push to prod branch.
- Comment on This place is a prison 5 weeks ago:
Just don’t use it on screens.
- Comment on Handy tip 1 month ago:
Fellow aphantasiac here. Dreams are just fine, and in full color.
- Comment on Checkmate atheists 1 month ago:
Several are hologram mooners.
