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- Comment on Cable management is an art form 3 days ago:
Oh no, they assimilated the Taelon!
- Comment on I CANNOT TOLERATE 3 days ago:
ATTENTION QUESTERS, YOUR MISSION IS NOW COMPLETE! PLEASE RETURN TO THE AIRLOCK IN THE LOWER LEVEL. THE AIRLOCK DOOR IS BELOW THE BEACON. PLEASE HOLSTER YOUR LASER AMD PLACE YOUR PACK ON ANY RACK, AND THANK YOJ FOR PLAYING LASER QUEST!
- Comment on Good luck, space cowboy 4 days ago:
I dunno, The Boondocks was pretty good.
- Comment on He escaped 4 days ago:
Didn’t Larisa ÖRGÛLŸK play Alex Mack?
- Comment on Bisexuality released in 1995 and the devs still haven't dropped an update 5 days ago:
Holy crap it’s real
- Comment on I CANNOT TOLERATE 5 days ago:
I WILL NOT RUN CLIMB OR JUMP
I WILL NOT SIT KNEEL OR LIE DOWN
I WILL NOT COVER ANY TARGETS
I WILL NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS
I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE
I WILL PLAY HARD PLAY SMART AND PLAY TO SURVIVE
- Comment on We live in a society... 6 days ago:
In my area it’s only the major chains. The privately owned ones don’t, but I think that’s just because their pumps are too old.
- Comment on Boobs in unexpected places 1 week ago:
What’s with that?
It’s only weird if you believe in free will.
- Comment on Boobs in unexpected places 1 week ago:
As long as you mean estrogen, and not pressed questionably-mdma pills, yes.
- Comment on "I am an ancient nobleman and need some coin made prove to me youre a craftsman that can make quality coin" "check this thing out." 1 week ago:
- Comment on I may have trust issues 2 weeks ago:
Curious your diagnosis…
- Comment on People are sitting on the bike lane or parking on it. Saint Denis, France 3 weeks ago:
I know it’s correct to say “on accident”, but some times I do anyway, just to be wrong by purpose.
- Comment on Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap 3 weeks ago:
Sounds like “made with real fruit juice” to me. Like they can’t legally say made in the USA, but if one US job was involved, this claim is accurate.
- Comment on The Bane Of My Existence 3 weeks ago:
While I agree with your sentiment, if the Botox gets into your blood, that’s unintended.
- Comment on Now we're cooking with gas! 4 weeks ago:
You couldn’t coin a better joke than that?
- Comment on Paul it's Barack Obama 5 weeks ago:
twink twink, fudge fudge
- Comment on That's just science 5 weeks ago:
They’re not anymore
- Comment on Hmmmm 5 weeks ago:
Someone who lives in a village?
- Comment on I'm convinced I just crossed over. Someone with a English degree please help me. 1 month ago:
Semantic satiation
- Comment on Puppy-genics 1 month ago:
It made friends with a dog. They were the best of friends, having so much fun together. They weren’t even aware they were such a funny pair.
- Comment on dumb it way down 1 month ago:
That explains my yeast infection.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
I’m an Orc from Warcraft II who keeps getting clicked on until I become self aware and yell “Stop poking me!”
- Comment on Gotem 1 month ago:
With freshly grated ginger.
- Comment on Frackin' Chat Gippity!! 1 month ago:
I’d take an 8 over any of the 6s.
- Comment on OCUPADO! 1 month ago:
Actually did that with a girlfriend when we both got home and had to immediately piss
- Comment on Bring it back 1 month ago:
Not sure if troll, too lazy to respond just in case.
- Comment on A customized delivery experience 1 month ago:
We don’t even have branded cars.
- Comment on Washed up 1 month ago:
This is why I treasure my wok.
- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 1 month ago:
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
- Comment on 1 month ago:
The big bang describes the expansion and cooling of stuff, not the origin of that stuff.
