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- Comment on Mermaid 2 weeks ago:
Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.
- Comment on Don't blink 3 weeks ago:
I prefer a corkscrew.
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 3 weeks ago:
My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.
- Comment on I refuse to let my 45 visa-free days in Vietnam run out without getting DP'ed for the first time. 3 weeks ago:
With live analysis of both from Artosis.
- Comment on It's also 3 AM 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages 4 weeks ago:
That’s actually a pretty complex question. Are they even capable of conceptualizing their own internal model of themselves as it compares to their species’ gender norms?
Since they’re not social species, I’d be very surprised if they could.
- Comment on Everyone else goes to hell 4 weeks ago:
Best heaven
- Comment on You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie. 5 weeks ago:
Better with chili.
- Comment on She is a "working girl" after all 5 weeks ago:
Danger, danger! High voltage!
- Comment on So hungover and so horny 5 weeks ago:
I’ll give you a footjob at the same time.
- Comment on So hungover and so horny 5 weeks ago:
Can I shit in your mouth?
- Comment on I fixed my meme 1 month ago:
Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.
- Comment on don't worry, be happy 1 month ago:
Under the US’s political sphere of influence vs China’s?
- Comment on where? 1 month ago:
- I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.
- Comment on Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game 1 month ago:
I’d click this thumbnail if mumbojumbo posted it.
- Comment on A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar.. 1 month ago:
I thought it was asking me to wink.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You have far less body hair than me.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 1 month ago:
- Comment on Why conservative men repeatedly crash Grindr 1 month ago:
She wants his chocolate starfish.
- Comment on Reporting an absence 1 month ago:
This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Wife?
This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.
— boomers
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 1 month ago:
Absolutely. When I get most places, I’m sober and able to drive in reverse. It’s hard to back out with one eye closed.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
At least we don’t have to censor your post, since that color is web-safe.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
Hard to form a crust when you keep kicking my jizz off her gape.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
It looks like it’s been edged for a while. That’s a different emotion from sad.
If a sandwich is edged, is it called crusting?
- Comment on What's going to happen to gas stations as cars electrify? 2 months ago:
Around me they’re turning into mediocre bbq joints and cbd stores.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 months ago:
This is why browser games don’t tend to work in Librewolf. Also why I use Librewolf.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 months ago:
