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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heavy is the head that wears the crown⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I think it’s an issue with the franchisees in the US. I give mine another try about once a year, and the past three times my burger patty has been below room temperature, and the produce noticeably old. The McDonald’s near me is just consistently mediocre, which is better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grirrrll....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they prehensile?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too dumb to understand where the gas tank opening is⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But every time I pull around to the other side, the arrow keeps pointing away from the pumps!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If [the government] doesn’t get you, [the corporations] will

  They’re the same picture.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey is Sharing Luigi’s Manifesto on Social Media Actually "Glorifying Violence"? Because Reddit Said So 😭⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why would they mind the deaths of Creeper Entity Objects?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon eats lunch alone⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always knew you were a bevy of doves in a trenchcoat!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A scientific discovery⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nobody can hear your boner in space either

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mom wasn't always right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick is to throw the baby higher than the calculator so you have time to press a few buttons on the calculator each time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AAAAAHHHHH⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but they’re worth an immunity necklace:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oedipus pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah ee oo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oedipus pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope, it’s killer tofu.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oedipus pasta⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t touch that fried beancurd

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon needs cooking advice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Or toast it on a cast iron in bacon grease.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bros smooth like saliva⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Forever.

  ))<>((

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There is a difficulty above Legendary⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not his proudest fap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I swear to god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  uwu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Même] Which movie was this for you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[Même] Which movie was this for you?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Meet the Feebles

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Divine Dick⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And the equivalent of we/us, as I think you’re alluding to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She must be unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough mdma, I’d love to be a door. Grab my knob and twist it. Slam me shut, daddy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She must be unhinged⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or sex ed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Capsaicin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretty sure this is a QueenSnake video.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Library Warning⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The quote on the sign is said to the character Xander on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud globohomo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Musk fans finally make sense. It’s just parasocial gay findom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon recommends a cast iron pan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Useless context: the soap thing used to be true when soap had lye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  especially margins

  Since it has the background color of the QR code, it’s probably padding, not margin.

  ^(someone please rescue me from frontend dev)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  uwu

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aldi announces wage increases up to $23 an hour; hiring thousands of employees⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Scss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Science of Storytelling⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Daddy, awakened.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You almost had it! You almost had it!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or is it “inem”?

  Both options have a two-letter remainder.