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- Comment on I get my inspiration from nature 2 days ago:
My hand reaching into yer mum
- Comment on Chomp! 3 days ago:
People! Always trying to TAKE it from me! WHY won’t they LEAVE me ALONE!?
- Comment on Fake moo 6 days ago:
They’re killed for their crimes against humanity. We just don’t let them go to waste afterward.
- Comment on Fake moo 6 days ago:
That’s where the McFish comes from.
- Comment on Fake moo 6 days ago:
McDonald’s Man is Ronald. You’re thinking of Fountain Man.
- Comment on Trump gives the middle finger to a Ford employee who yells "pedophile protector" 1 week ago:
Pretty sure Putin and Bibi have some videos you’d absolutely love.
- Comment on Huh? 1 week ago:
^what’s new pussy cat^
- Comment on dating 1 week ago:
And there’s the problem. You went straight to it being a cutie. To make it comparable, it should probably be Roseanne.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 weeks ago:
It may be. But it’s not insanely complicated to synthesize NH₂CONH₂.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 weeks ago:
Is the concern the additional chemicals that it may be mixed with? Because ammonia is ammonia is ammonia, regardless of source.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 weeks ago:
That’s the thing about chemicals, though. Ammonia from a penis is the exact same thing as ammonia from a factory.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 weeks ago:
Fun fact though, pee is composed entirely of chemicals.
- Comment on conditional soap 2 weeks ago:
So no washing your hair at all?
Or is there some whitelist of allowed chemicals
- Comment on This is definitely not where I parked my car 2 weeks ago:
“Dude! What’s mine say?”
“Tweet!”
- Comment on Your name better be Caleb 2 weeks ago:
At least Ryan can get her off.
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 2 weeks ago:
Until you eventually, after days of snorting caffeine pills and dancing like Jessie Spano, you fall asleep involuntarily… and swiper finally swipes.
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 2 weeks ago:
Leche de poppy?
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 2 weeks ago:
I was hoping for poppy.
- Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists 2 weeks ago:
“I used to do programming when you could put code on your MySpace page”
- Comment on Competitive gaming 2 weeks ago:
Figured I’d give you another nostalgia hit:
Attention, Questers! Your mission is now complete! Please return to the airlock on the lower level. The airlock door is below the beacon. Please holster your laser and place your pack on any rack, and thank you for playing LaserQuest!
- Comment on Sad Ganymede noises 2 weeks ago:
What is yer mum’s bare arse, Trebek!
- Comment on Is this even a question? 2 weeks ago:
That and bbq.
- Comment on The shrinkflation 3 weeks ago:
His tramp stamps were between the rolls, so I aimed.
- Comment on The shrinkflation 3 weeks ago:
Picturing that makes me grimace.
- Comment on Grippy handles too. Luxury. 3 weeks ago:
Dune probably had a variant of chairdogs for that.
- Comment on Competitive gaming 3 weeks ago:
Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.
“Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new words.
- Comment on Competitive gaming 3 weeks ago:
LaserQuest had unlimited ammo on the default game mode, but there were other game modes with limits. I think Qzar had limited ammo with recharge stations in their default mode.
- Comment on Competitive gaming 3 weeks ago:
I will not run climb or jump
I will not sit kneel or lie down
I will not cover any targets
I will not use offensive language
I will not make physical contact with other players
I will play hard, play smart, and play to survive
And I might stab a motherfucker
- Comment on energizing 3 weeks ago:
Now I miss Sparks.
- Comment on Nothing to see here. 3 weeks ago:
No record was ever beat by Billy Mitchell.