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- Comment on Shrinkflation 10 hours ago:
Yeah if that’s 5 servings, assuming three similar meals per day, that’s 840 calories per day. That’s not healthy, even for non-Americans.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 5 days ago:
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 week ago:
Just need to train yourself with sinus-expanding powder.
- Comment on "Why are you laughing?".... 𝗠𝗲: Nothing.... 𝗠𝘆 𝗕𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻: Polished nails 1 week ago:
- Comment on Load me up 1 week ago:
I grab a spoon to dig into my cup of butter, sour cream, cheese, and bacon crumbles… people look at me like I’m nuts.
Apparently I have to put it inside a potato and eat it as a side dish.
- Comment on Homocycle and Heterocycle 1 week ago:
😫
- Comment on 🥵🥵🥵 1 week ago:
Carrot Weather needs a a Violet08 mode.
- Comment on Hello 911, it's me again 2 weeks ago:
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
- Comment on Fuck yeah 2 weeks ago:
It’s not the masturbation that’s the problem, it’s what that asshole parrot says while doing it.
- Comment on stony tony 2 weeks ago:
To figure out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!
- Comment on The timeline after the Harambe Incident 3 weeks ago:
Caude, resolve my conflicts and push to prod branch.
- Comment on This place is a prison 3 weeks ago:
Just don’t use it on screens.
- Comment on Handy tip 3 weeks ago:
Fellow aphantasiac here. Dreams are just fine, and in full color.
- Comment on Checkmate atheists 3 weeks ago:
Several are hologram mooners.
- Comment on Lefty tax 3 weeks ago:
5 times 0.20 cents?
- Comment on oh shit wrong triangle 3 weeks ago:
Silt is
- Comment on The house always wins 4 weeks ago:
The reason people hate it is because they don’t follow the rules.
They put tax money in the center and pretend “free parking” means “payday”.
They prevent purchases until a lap or two around the board.
They allow landed-on properties to go unpurchased.
They allow no-rent agreements between players.
And then they have the audacity to bitch that the game takes too fucking long.
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 4 weeks ago:
I mean that can happen, but in my experience it’s never stopped as a one night stand.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Yeah but we almost never use them intentionally. In almost any project, NaN only happens if there’s a bug. The others are regularly on purpose.
- Comment on It's actually that simple. 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, as an alcoholic, I don’t think every sexual encounter I’ve had in the past decade or more was mutual rape.
- Comment on Booty shorts 4 weeks ago:
He sure is.
- Comment on Name one 5 weeks ago:
Maxwell Smart.
His cars weren’t “classic” when the show was airing.
- Comment on Sad but true 5 weeks ago:
Microsoft Windows
- Comment on Missed call 5 weeks ago:
Burner number
- Comment on Mermaid 1 month ago:
Havin’ so much fun together. You’re not even aware you’re such a funny pair.
- Comment on Don't blink 1 month ago:
I prefer a corkscrew.
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 1 month ago:
My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
With live analysis of both from Artosis.
- Comment on It's also 3 AM 2 months ago:
- Comment on Good luck figuring it out since it also doesn’t come with man pages 2 months ago:
That’s actually a pretty complex question. Are they even capable of conceptualizing their own internal model of themselves as it compares to their species’ gender norms?
Since they’re not social species, I’d be very surprised if they could.
