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- Comment on just one more bro 4 days ago:
The genie granted two wishes at once. The other was from a speed runner.
- Comment on just one more bro 4 days ago:
You wouldn’t have any time to appreciate it.
- Comment on It's about time we showed concern for the men 1 week ago:
There’s also caffeine.
So it’s pretty much mydol, plus that discontinued ingredient.
- Comment on Being honest - same answer for me 1 week ago:
It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.
Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.
- Comment on two sides 1 week ago:
Same with Pythagoras.
He banned beans because he thought they contained souls, demanded his followers endure years of silence, and claimed to remember his past lives (including being a Trojan hero and a fish). His secretive brotherhood treated numbers like divine beings, and he supposedly lost his mind over the music of the spheres — the idea that the planets hum cosmic harmonies. In short: a math genius, yes, but also one philosophical fever dream away from starting a numerology space religion.
- Comment on Being honest - same answer for me 1 week ago:
About as much fun as a vibrating device can be. Well, almost.
I almost want to buy one just to reward them for going there.
- Comment on She's got the talent 1 week ago:
Agreed. And fuck goldstar.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 2 weeks ago:
But after several generations, you’ll break even from getting more juice per squeezed item!
- Comment on geography is neat 2 weeks ago:
That’s the bucket of water the front of house manager is dumping on him from the roof when he walks outside for a smoke break.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 2 weeks ago:
I swear I’m not a corporate shill but it’s the best fucking juicer ever made. I have to adjust recipes because they’ll be like “the juice of 3 limes” and just no.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 2 weeks ago:
Where did I mention oranges? The 55850 will juice whatever you throw at it, and unlike the device shown, won’t tip forward when you hit bone.
Personally, I prefer to burn my fremen and collect their steam through a complex distillation system, but I’m more of an Ixian, myself.
- Comment on What they do with the pulp? 2 weeks ago:
This juicer, while visually appealing with its superior symmetry, pales in comparison to the Nemco 55850.
- Comment on Lead 2 weeks ago:
Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.
- Comment on Cooking 😋 2 weeks ago:
Found the american
- Comment on What even is money at this point 3 weeks ago:
100
Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!
100!
Oh…
- Comment on Can you think of any now? 3 weeks ago:
The Leif Erikson one is very subjective though;
you could learn all the words to De Colores
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
“Results-oriented lover”
- Comment on Husband material 4 weeks ago:
lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.
- Comment on A nice tall glass of OJ 4 weeks ago:
This would result in wasted vodka, which is alcohol abuse.
- Comment on Husband material 4 weeks ago:
What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?
- Comment on A nice tall glass of OJ 4 weeks ago:
It used to be common to have cans of orange juice concentrate in the freezer. In the morning, you’d dump a can in a pitcher and add water.
- Comment on Every time I make biscuits from a can 4 weeks ago:
If I can’t provide spoilers, I’m going to need regular updates on your progress.
- Comment on tall tails 4 weeks ago:
Steve Jobs?
- Comment on Rust 4 weeks ago:
You must be really addicted. There are treatments that involve belts.
- Comment on Clock logic 4 weeks ago:
Most of that time is irrelevant to me. Let’s just start it in 1970. And I need more precision, so can we do milliseconds instead of seconds?
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 5 weeks ago:
Then it doesn’t serve its purpose of solving the Fermi paradox.
- Comment on It's been downhill since 2020 5 weeks ago:
This would imply that capitalism is inevitable in species with potentially spacefaring intelligence. I refuse to accept that for my own sanity’s sake.
- Comment on Time to send a message 1 month ago:
Tennessee here. AIM for most people, ICQ for nerds. MSN was for our parents.
- Comment on The sheer amount of websites that are completely unusable without JavaScript 1 month ago:
Back in my day, we’d take that fully-functional form and do progressive enhancement to add that functionality on top with js.
- Comment on The sheer amount of websites that are completely unusable without JavaScript 1 month ago:
News site dev here. I’ll never build a site for this company that relies on JavaScript for anything other than video playback (yay hls patents, and they won’t let me offer mp4 as an alternative because preroll pays my bills, despite everyone expecting news to be free and ad-free)