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- Comment on I fixed my meme 3 days ago:
Learn from your mistakes, and realize “close” is closer than you think.
- Comment on don't worry, be happy 6 days ago:
Under the US’s political sphere of influence vs China’s?
- Comment on where? 6 days ago:
- I can have silence or convo, depending on which direction I turn.
- Comment on Nvidia Announces DLSS 5, and it adds... An AI slop filter over your game 1 week ago:
I’d click this thumbnail if mumbojumbo posted it.
- Comment on A communist and an anarchist walk into a bar.. 1 week ago:
I thought it was asking me to wink.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
You have far less body hair than me.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
It’ll pay for itself in saved toilet paper.
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Why conservative men repeatedly crash Grindr 2 weeks ago:
She wants his chocolate starfish.
- Comment on Reporting an absence 2 weeks ago:
This is the US. If OP is white, he’d get arrested and jailed for a day for obstruction until a judge throws it out. If brown, he’d be added to ICE’s hit list. If black, he’d be shot.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Wife?
This is the only post that says you don’t want to fuck.
— boomers
- Comment on Glorious cracked out wall kitten returns with more wisdom for the masses. 2 weeks ago:
Absolutely. When I get most places, I’m sober and able to drive in reverse. It’s hard to back out with one eye closed.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
At least we don’t have to censor your post, since that color is web-safe.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Hard to form a crust when you keep kicking my jizz off her gape.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
It looks like it’s been edged for a while. That’s a different emotion from sad.
If a sandwich is edged, is it called crusting?
- Comment on What's going to happen to gas stations as cars electrify? 3 weeks ago:
Around me they’re turning into mediocre bbq joints and cbd stores.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 4 weeks ago:
This is why browser games don’t tend to work in Librewolf. Also why I use Librewolf.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 4 weeks ago:
The sound system makes up for it. The AR gets louder than most $5k sound systems.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 4 weeks ago:
Joke’s on them, my computer doesn’t even know whether it’s muted or not.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 4 weeks ago:
Since it’s private, Elon could be content with a steady (adjusted for inflation) annual profit, which would allow him to make decisions that are good for the long-term health of the company.
He just sucks.
If it were public, he wouldn’t even have the option to not suck.
- Comment on Game over 4 weeks ago:
Because despite not realizing it yet, human consciousness is just a next-word-predicting LLM, and the dataset most Americans are trained on has those as the most common next words.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Top left. Get a fucking tan.
- Comment on My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick 4 weeks ago:
Made of lead
- Comment on Thilk 5 weeks ago:
Just spread that bowl on a sheet tray and slice it into bars.
- Comment on Double standards 5 weeks ago:
If only different countries had their own laws and courts.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 5 weeks ago:
People missing obvious puns really GRINDS my gears.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 5 weeks ago:
Sure, but that has nothing to do with being freshly ground. You can buy different grinds of salt.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.
