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- Comment on Today is my 25th birthday 2 hours ago:
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
The big bang describes the expansion and cooling of stuff, not the origin of that stuff.
- Comment on i love standing out💖 2 days ago:
Prove it.
- Comment on But boy could he play it 4 days ago:
Because in the 90s, sword towards mouth is gay.
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 6 days ago:
Mayhaps
- Comment on Badge of Honor 1 week ago:
ist
- Comment on how about some wizardposting 2 weeks ago:
If you jump off at that exact point, you can land half way around the course.
- Comment on Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists 2 weeks ago:
Do you have a plan to accurately replicate the aroma and muscular tension of a deceased roadkussy with early rigormortus?
- Comment on Growth and cuck mindset 2 weeks ago:
There are plenty of services that let you use burner numbers. Hushed and Burner are some popular ones, or MySudo if you want several whole profiles (phone number, email, etc).
- Comment on Growth and cuck mindset 2 weeks ago:
Do people still give out their actual sim phone number?
- Comment on IRJ 2 weeks ago:
/^.+an$/
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 3 weeks ago:
With Flintstone artwork.
- Comment on Got too greedy at the end there 3 weeks ago:
No, but you are.
- Comment on "Gen Z won't understand this but back in my day, if you ever saw as many ads as you do on social media today, it meant you had at least 3 viruses on your computer" 3 weeks ago:
Seriously.
In the 90s, tv shows had ad breaks every 10 minutes. Ad blockers for web browsers hadn’t been invented. The drive to work had ads after every two or three songs. You could buy physical media if you wanted to get tv and radio ad-free, but that severely limited your choices and was inconvenient.
Today, you can still watch broadcast tv and listen to the radio, and they’re still full of just as many ads. You can also still buy physical media. But now you also have the choice of reduced ads with low-tier streaming video services and free-tier pandora/spotify. And for a little more money, you can have completely ad-free tv and radio. And if you still see ads on the web, that’s some kind of masochistic personal choice, or you need to take a free “how use computer?” class at your local senior center.
The only time I ever see ads anymore is billboards.
- Comment on We've all been there 3 weeks ago:
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
- Comment on Anybody? Thought I'd ask here. Poor little guy 3 weeks ago:
You gotta clean your floors, you gotta clean your forests… Many, many years of leaves and broken trees, and they’re like, like, so flammable, you touch them and it goes up.
- Comment on well? did it? 3 weeks ago:
With colors 0, 4, 7, 9, 14, and 15!
I bet it’s a Tandy. Mmm them TGA graphics with 3-voice sound.
- Comment on Well you see, uh... 3 weeks ago:
A perfect opportunity to explain antagonistic coevolution!
- Comment on stay hydrated🙏 3 weeks ago:
sigh
Unzips
- Comment on modest fashion is the best💖 4 weeks ago:
🎵 I whip my hair back and forth
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 4 weeks ago:
Probably a true claim, because surface area
- Comment on I know which one I'm picking! 4 weeks ago:
Two shipping containers of wine.
I swear some people would waste a genie.
- Comment on I know which one I'm picking! 4 weeks ago:
Can we officially make Cincinnati part of northern Kentucky, and move the old LaserQuest in Canton to a place worth living/visiting?
If so, I’m down.
- Comment on Fuck yea bro! 4 weeks ago:
For us it was continental soldier.
- Comment on My pizza doesn't list the temperature it should be cooked at 4 weeks ago:
I can’t get mine to unstick from the wall of the tandoori.
- Comment on Mayonnaise included 5 weeks ago:
Screw a kangaroo!
- Comment on Shrinkflation 1 month ago:
I’m not suggesting it would be normal to eat that same thing for each meal, just three similarly sized meals.
- Comment on Shrinkflation 1 month ago:
Yeah if that’s 5 servings, assuming three similar meals per day, that’s 840 calories per day. That’s not healthy, even for non-Americans.
- Comment on The 1996 experience 1 month ago:
- Comment on I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened. 1 month ago:
Just need to train yourself with sinus-expanding powder.
