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- Comment on i have a fantasy of marrying a divorced dad and being the young cool stepmom 13 hours ago:
At least we don’t have to censor your post, since that color is web-safe.
- Comment on sausage party is such a fun movie 1 day ago:
Hard to form a crust when you keep kicking my jizz off her gape.
- Comment on sausage party is such a fun movie 1 day ago:
It looks like it’s been edged for a while. That’s a different emotion from sad.
If a sandwich is edged, is it called crusting?
- Comment on What's going to happen to gas stations as cars electrify? 3 days ago:
Around me they’re turning into mediocre bbq joints and cbd stores.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
This is why browser games don’t tend to work in Librewolf. Also why I use Librewolf.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
- Comment on Sell your RAM, and quickly go from COD to the real world. 1 week ago:
The sound system makes up for it. The AR gets louder than most $5k sound systems.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
Joke’s on them, my computer doesn’t even know whether it’s muted or not.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
Since it’s private, Elon could be content with a steady (adjusted for inflation) annual profit, which would allow him to make decisions that are good for the long-term health of the company.
He just sucks.
If it were public, he wouldn’t even have the option to not suck.
- Comment on Game over 1 week ago:
Because despite not realizing it yet, human consciousness is just a next-word-predicting LLM, and the dataset most Americans are trained on has those as the most common next words.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
Top left. Get a fucking tan.
- Comment on My girlfriend found a cool vintage tube of lipstick 1 week ago:
Made of lead
- Comment on Thilk 2 weeks ago:
Just spread that bowl on a sheet tray and slice it into bars.
- Comment on Double standards 2 weeks ago:
If only different countries had their own laws and courts.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 3 weeks ago:
People missing obvious puns really GRINDS my gears.
- Comment on Welp straight to the bin 3 weeks ago:
Sure, but that has nothing to do with being freshly ground. You can buy different grinds of salt.
- Comment on happy valentines day❤️ 3 weeks ago:
It’s still important to know. It changes which bars I go to that day. The one attached to a steakhouse gets too busy, so I go to the one in a bbq restaurant.
- Comment on PB&J 3 weeks ago:
Also, pick a soundtrack, or two, before hand, especially if you have close neighbors.
It’s peanut butter jelly time!
- Comment on A succulent meal 3 weeks ago:
Needs more golden carrot
- Comment on Start-up idea 4 weeks ago:
And the I was all like “thou shalt NOT!”, but get this, a few thousand years later these fuckers on the ninth planet from their star thought they could be all sneaky and shit…
- Comment on Start-up idea 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on You are allowed flavor 4 weeks ago:
if you can’t handle garlic and onion.
At that point I’d consider violating the terms of service.
- Comment on I've Hit The Perfect Weight 4 weeks ago:
Four QPs.
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 4 weeks ago:
Nope, in this one Sarah Michelle Gellar is a brunette!
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 4 weeks ago:
Cruel Intentions
- Comment on I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Motherfuckers going a decade without a rimjob?
- Comment on USA! USA! 5 weeks ago:
Not if you give its eyes and put it in a chokehold.
- Comment on I'm not so sure those are "foot" steps 5 weeks ago:
I went out on a date with your mom, a bit late, she had so many friends
I brought my pogo stick just to show her a trick, she had so many friends
