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@humorlessrepost@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to send a message⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Tennessee here. AIM for most people, ICQ for nerds. MSN was for our parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheer amount of websites that are completely unusable without JavaScript⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day, we’d take that fully-functional form and do progressive enhancement to add that functionality on top with js.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheer amount of websites that are completely unusable without JavaScript⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  News site dev here. I’ll never build a site for this company that relies on JavaScript for anything other than video playback (yay hls patents, and they won’t let me offer mp4 as an alternative because preroll pays my bills, despite everyone expecting news to be free and ad-free)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still a crust, mom⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the parts with no filling, just bread. Uncrustables don’t solve that very important problem with “crust”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap premade ones maybe. We traditionally make them with brown sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just think they're neat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The blues eat away at my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y tho⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Over half of the people I know think this is how “energy” and “frequencies” work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Directors cut⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The dish of death ran away with the spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a reminder of how many out there are completely clueless⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, this is dumb even by their standards. They think the North Pole is in the center of the disc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like the obvious way to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Siphon it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I Built a Fake Dumpster for Stealth Camping"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: have tens of thousands of dollars for gimmicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s in the control group

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe 100% chance.

  If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like em dashes and trademark symbols: just copy/paste it from somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Slap the ass, wash your hands.

  Slap the ass, wash your hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are still tons of them at any hardware store. People just prefer the look of the newfangled ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough farting, it probably would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flush it down the toilet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts to believe⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my region (Tennessee) the most popular intentional lawn grass Tall Fescue, which is very soft, but it doesn’t spread laterally, so when gaps happen due to heat and such, spiky/hard crab grass fills in the gaps, and isn’t killed by most weed killers since it’s also grass, so un-maintained lawns quickly get taken over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  crumb tray

  Grease trap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok, Uncle Roger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I said miss it. Believe it or not, Reddit did and still does exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be a popsicle until you ram a stick up me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Like OP’s mom