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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shrinkflation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  His tramp stamps were between the rolls, so I aimed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The shrinkflation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Picturing that makes me grimace.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grippy handles too. Luxury.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Dune probably had a variant of chairdogs for that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Later on, parts were changed to be less violent.

  “Targets” became “sensors”, and the last line became “I will play fair, play smart, and give it my all”. Also, “holsters” became “holders”. But I refuse to use the new words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  LaserQuest had unlimited ammo on the default game mode, but there were other game modes with limits. I think Qzar had limited ammo with recharge stations in their default mode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Competitive gaming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I will not run climb or jump

  I will not sit kneel or lie down

  I will not cover any targets

  I will not use offensive language

  I will not make physical contact with other players

  I will play hard, play smart, and play to survive

  And I might stab a motherfucker

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨energizing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I miss Sparks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing to see here.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No record was ever beat by Billy Mitchell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Unless it’s for resale to underprivileged minorities (i.e. children) who can’t buy it themselves. Then it makes more sense than buying the equipment and empty canisters to go with the tank.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Priorities⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you were to adhere to that dumb rule, it’s based on income, not income minus expenses.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Worst deleted scene from Silo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We wouldn't listen, anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You misspelled drugs and orgasms.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fare thee well⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The feed is about to get much crustier⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  holds up interrobang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  sigh…

  unzips

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It is forbidden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Perhaps the cups with one hole are the real solo cups.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How about the digestive system?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, there’s like 11 to 14 holes in my body. You just can’t get a dick in most of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We made you some coffee, Carol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨new trend⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  67

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ġ̵̻ͅį̴̹̜̼̙͍͋̈̕m̷̦͎͈̎̄̄̿̈ṁ̶̭̫͓̞̻̾̂̚ë̶͚́̍̀͆ ̴̻͗̈́̿̂̚͝f̴̧̳̝͓̫̆̍͌͠u̸̧̖̠̗͔̽̽̾ȇ̶̝̠̎̔l̵̡͙͔̀́̃́̓͘,̵̠̜̽͛ ̴͙̜͇͚̥̜̑͛͐̓͆͒ḡ̸̮͝͠ḯ̸͍̩͛͗̍͝ṁ̶̛͎̖̭̖̓̃͑̃ḿ̵̫̇e̸͈͕̍̍͒ ̸̧̣̣̣̹̺͌̃ẇ̴̤̳͇̪̝̑̈́̏̚i̶͖͒̒r̶̢̪̙͉̭̥̂̐e̵̞̳̻̍͘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Therapists deal with angry action potentials.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You nomster!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In my office, we call them PMs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They need to outlaw casting dark swarm from inside a dark swarm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And separating the pages of the bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at this. Or don't.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing special about this one. The others could ask the same question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Action figure now available!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at this. Or don't.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Each result happens, with a “you” perceiving each.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at this. Or don't.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Many worlds works just fine, but “eeeew”, so 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuck’ choo.