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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone had to take the blame⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, Biden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since we're corn posting lately⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Fred’s job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sound is just patterns of air pressure.

  If you were able to go “puh puh puh” in someone’s ear 440 times per second, they’d hear a middle A note.

  Imagine a delicate needle in front of your mouth. If you “puh” at it, it wiggles. If you play an A on a violin, the string wiggles 440 times per second. That vibrates the air around the string at the same speed. That air vibrates your ear drum 440 times per second, so you hear it. But it also vibrates the needle. Now let that needle carve a pattern in a spinning disc. That pattern of pressure is now recorded. If you harden that disc and balance a needle over it and spin it again at the same speed, the needle will vibrate 440 times per second. You can use that to make a big floppy piece of paper vibrate 440 times per second. That vibrates the air, which vibrates your ear drum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  People still prefer our crap over curl for some reason 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Dr Good Boi, hims didn’t get a phd to just be a good boi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm this works, since fullstack is a real job, but I can’t describe my frontend bullshit in 3 words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  thatsthejoke.webp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because eating them turns frogs gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if this causes a similar confusion about sea cucumbers and venus fly traps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The car of the guy who insists that you have a terminal case of TDS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Daily Show

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WHAT IF WHAT IF⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The Y axis is humor.

  The X axis is how wet your fart was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank me later...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right guys? Right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's out of town and I'm cleaning her entire collection as a surprise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Waiting for it to get hot first is the key.

  Exception: bacon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to imagine he just appreciates the forest porn he found as a teen, and wanted to return the favor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It really is heart warming when grandkids teach their grandparents how to use the internet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did he have a laptop? If not, he wanted to beat off in bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3-bean soup⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same...⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well she sure doesn’t like when it’s not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨egg time⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an Old, I appreciate this Wife Bad humor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just answer the question you fuckin' nerd⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except those go from one hope to over a dozen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nintendon't⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day, everybody on Reddit was saying they should merge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a welcoming party⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Still better than the Patience episode of Wondershowzen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh don’t get me wrong, I’m not saying he’s right. I just thought the objection was to that specific part, and I thought that part reasonably followed if the earlier parts were accepted.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If it’s mathematically equivalent to the starting conditions of our universe, why would it behave differently.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨one bright second⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The black holes evaporate eventually.

  After that, depends on who you ask. Most physicists would say something like “as close to nothing as possible”. Penrose would say at a certain point when nothing can interact with anything else, distance loses meaning, which makes the universe and a singularity equivalent, so then things restart.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discuss⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If your only human connection is people who are paid for it, you don’t need cashiers. You either need prostitutes or to figure out why nobody likes you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The genie granted two wishes at once. The other was from a speed runner.

  thegamer.com/how-ionizing-particle-outer-space-he…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just one more bro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You wouldn’t have any time to appreciate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's about time we showed concern for the men⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s also caffeine.

  So it’s pretty much mydol, plus that discontinued ingredient.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Being honest - same answer for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s safe to cook on if you don’t heat it past 500°F.

  Maybe I’m being overly paranoid by not wanting to ingest small amounts twice daily, but I’m going to err on the side of an abundance of caution there.