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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lead⁩ ⁨⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I’m not shoving my face in Charlie’s neck.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking 😋⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the american

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is money at this point⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  100

  Meet Zoidberg, homeowner!

  100!

  Oh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you think of any now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The Leif Erikson one is very subjective though;

  you could learn all the words to De Colores

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  “Results-oriented lover”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Husband material⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  lol damn iPhone keyboard. Not even its straight single quotes are actual single quotes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A nice tall glass of OJ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This would result in wasted vodka, which is alcohol abuse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Husband material⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s ‘9’ + 5 in Javascript?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A nice tall glass of OJ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It used to be common to have cans of orange juice concentrate in the freezer. In the morning, you’d dump a can in a pitcher and add water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every time I make biscuits from a can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I can’t provide spoilers, I’m going to need regular updates on your progress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tall tails⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Steve Jobs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rust⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You must be really addicted. There are treatments that involve belts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clock logic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of that time is irrelevant to me. Let’s just start it in 1970. And I need more precision, so can we do milliseconds instead of seconds?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then it doesn’t serve its purpose of solving the Fermi paradox.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been downhill since 2020⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This would imply that capitalism is inevitable in species with potentially spacefaring intelligence. I refuse to accept that for my own sanity’s sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to send a message⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tennessee here. AIM for most people, ICQ for nerds. MSN was for our parents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheer amount of websites that are completely unusable without JavaScript⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day, we’d take that fully-functional form and do progressive enhancement to add that functionality on top with js.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The sheer amount of websites that are completely unusable without JavaScript⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  News site dev here. I’ll never build a site for this company that relies on JavaScript for anything other than video playback (yay hls patents, and they won’t let me offer mp4 as an alternative because preroll pays my bills, despite everyone expecting news to be free and ad-free)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's still a crust, mom⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These are the parts with no filling, just bread. Uncrustables don’t solve that very important problem with “crust”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how do you slice it??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got a six-pack for me and the boys⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheap premade ones maybe. We traditionally make them with brown sugar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i just think they're neat⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The blues eat away at my life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y tho⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Over half of the people I know think this is how “energy” and “frequencies” work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Directors cut⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm at a loss when it comes to etiquette⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The dish of death ran away with the spoon

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon thinks there is a bicurious double standard⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where’s the rape joke? I understand that most jokes involving prison and sex are rape jokes, but that one doesn’t seem to be. The writer gave handjobs, and everybody liked him after. Sounds like a fun, consensual time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a reminder of how many out there are completely clueless⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, this is dumb even by their standards. They think the North Pole is in the center of the disc.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like the obvious way to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Siphon it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I Built a Fake Dumpster for Stealth Camping"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: have tens of thousands of dollars for gimmicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s in the control group