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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Also useful for buying and flipping smokers’ used cars, if you’re also fine with doing some detailing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I've always thought THIS was unfair⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And separating the pages of the bible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at this. Or don't.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s nothing special about this one. The others could ask the same question.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Action figure now available!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at this. Or don't.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Each result happens, with a “you” perceiving each.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look at this. Or don't.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Many worlds works just fine, but “eeeew”, so 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨There are ultimately only so many damn angles, okay!?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  She has the train tunnel. Choo motherfuck’ choo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You gotta.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If they can shoot ping pong balls, they don’t need no stinkin’ flare.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell Yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Make me feel like a man⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Show boobs first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Verdict required: Is it for you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know, Carol.

  I don’t know Carol.

  It reduces ambiguity in some cases, but unlike the Oxford comma, it never adds ambiguity (I don’t think the inline signing of a letter ambiguity mentioned earlier is reasonable).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like it a lot. The pacing is slow. Not as slow as Severance, but still slow. The world building is a lot of fun. If you need a conflict/resolution cycle per episode, you’ll hate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s called a vocative comma.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  we care if it sounds

  Fine, I’ll sterilize a ballpoint pen…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Or just don’t give your fridge wifi access. Then the fridge still at least works as a fridge.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ads are shitty.

  Ads on fridge are insanely shitty.

  That particular ad is good as ads go.

  The product advertised is amazing.

  tl;dr: Samsung bad, ad agency good, show great.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fresh dystopian hell from Samsung fridges with ads.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re wildly incorrect, according to every major style guide.

  If you’re critiquing widely accepted rules of English grammar, your critique may be valid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just 💚 them and think they're neat.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can take a four-peater.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yayayayayayayayayayahoooo!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Speedrunning that shit.

  You put the BJ in BLJ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone had to take the blame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, Biden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Since we're corn posting lately⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Fred’s job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Feeling that groove⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sound is just patterns of air pressure.

  If you were able to go “puh puh puh” in someone’s ear 440 times per second, they’d hear a middle A note.

  Imagine a delicate needle in front of your mouth. If you “puh” at it, it wiggles. If you play an A on a violin, the string wiggles 440 times per second. That vibrates the air around the string at the same speed. That air vibrates your ear drum 440 times per second, so you hear it. But it also vibrates the needle. Now let that needle carve a pattern in a spinning disc. That pattern of pressure is now recorded. If you harden that disc and balance a needle over it and spin it again at the same speed, the needle will vibrate 440 times per second. You can use that to make a big floppy piece of paper vibrate 440 times per second. That vibrates the air, which vibrates your ear drum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People still prefer our crap over curl for some reason 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labcoat!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s Dr Good Boi, hims didn’t get a phd to just be a good boi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can confirm this works, since fullstack is a real job, but I can’t describe my frontend bullshit in 3 words.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OwO⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  thatsthejoke.webp

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not impressed⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because eating them turns frogs gay.