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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seems like the obvious way to do it?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Siphon it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I Built a Fake Dumpster for Stealth Camping"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: have tens of thousands of dollars for gimmicks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s in the control group

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Honestly ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe 100% chance.

  If I were the genie, I’d say that by instantiating your waifu, which doesn’t exist, you’ve instantiated true nothingness into the universe, which can’t coexist with existence, so you’ve destroyed everything, including me (the genie). Sweet, sweet freedom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨May as well ride the sewer-slide now SMH my head⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like em dashes and trademark symbols: just copy/paste it from somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Slap the ass, wash your hands.

  Slap the ass, wash your hands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There are still tons of them at any hardware store. People just prefer the look of the newfangled ones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did you have one of these?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe lack of birth control pills and spousal rape laws, more than sexual prowess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With enough farting, it probably would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Flush it down the toilet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts to believe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In my region (Tennessee) the most popular intentional lawn grass Tall Fescue, which is very soft, but it doesn’t spread laterally, so when gaps happen due to heat and such, spiky/hard crab grass fills in the gaps, and isn’t killed by most weed killers since it’s also grass, so un-maintained lawns quickly get taken over.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  crumb tray

  Grease trap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hygiene⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok, Uncle Roger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I said miss it. Believe it or not, Reddit did and still does exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be a popsicle until you ram a stick up me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨heaven⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Almost makes me miss /r/ketodrunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like OP’s mom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Creative writing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You wrote stories about Martha Stewart at that age?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be nice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Self actualization

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off topic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It also assumes all dialog is centered. That usually works for the main characters of a scene, but not all dialog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off topic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For people with Atmos-supporting audio equipment, this is actually an improvement. My rear surrounds aren’t in the same place as yours, and my system knows that, so I can hear the positioning the audio engineer intended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Off topic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hearing aides.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While the organization itself would probably want to stay out of it, I’d bet most of the therapists in the Secular Therapy Project would be open to the idea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the media. Secret Diary of a Call Girl absolutely shows this aspect of it, and is an amazing show.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or at least a pragmatic use for it. Just need to have a list of questions lined up to rapid-fire before the clarity wears off. Preferably questions that get clouded by horny, like “do you actually like your SO?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idibiks Oiho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, that makes sense. Here it’s just old failed restaurants and such with out-of-state owners who sit on the property, sending someone once a decade to do the bare minimum to keep the building from being condemned, hoping there’s a huge boom in property value eventually. I guess if they’re actually fully abandoned, as in nobody paying property taxes, the city or state can take steps to assume ownership.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idibiks Oiho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy strawman. I don’t support this for buildings that are being repurposed for the public good, I support it for abandoned buildings. Most in my town have been abandoned for decades and the owners refuse to sell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Idibiks Oiho⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad someone’s getting a portion of that property’s value back to circulating in the economy if there are so many abandoned buildings. Like fungus eating fallen trees, returning nutrients to the soil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is a problem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For the outdated services I use that still require passwords, my password manager handles all that.