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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People are sitting on the bike lane or parking on it. Saint Denis, France⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it’s correct to say “on accident”, but some times I do anyway, just to be wrong by purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans complaining that someone is "stealing" their jobs while Procter & Gamble is over here turning them into soap⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like “made with real fruit juice” to me. Like they can’t legally say made in the USA, but if one US job was involved, this claim is accurate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Bane Of My Existence⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  While I agree with your sentiment, if the Botox gets into your blood, that’s unintended.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now we're cooking with gas!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You couldn’t coin a better joke than that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Paul it's Barack Obama⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  twink twink, fudge fudge

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's just science⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re not anymore

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone who lives in a village?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm convinced I just crossed over. Someone with a English degree please help me.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Semantic satiation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Puppy-genics⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It made friends with a dog. They were the best of friends, having so much fun together. They weren’t even aware they were such a funny pair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dumb it way down⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That explains my yeast infection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m an Orc from Warcraft II who keeps getting clicked on until I become self aware and yell “Stop poking me!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotem⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  With freshly grated ginger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frackin' Chat Gippity!!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d take an 8 over any of the 6s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨OCUPADO!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually did that with a girlfriend when we both got home and had to immediately piss

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bring it back⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if troll, too lazy to respond just in case.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A customized delivery experience⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We don’t even have branded cars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Washed up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is why I treasure my wok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Today is my 25th birthday⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The big bang describes the expansion and cooling of stuff, not the origin of that stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Prove it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But boy could he play it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because in the 90s, sword towards mouth is gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mayhaps

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Badge of Honor⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  ist

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨how about some wizardposting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If you jump off at that exact point, you can land half way around the course.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Philosophy has peaked. Checkmate atheists⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you have a plan to accurately replicate the aroma and muscular tension of a deceased roadkussy with early rigormortus?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth and cuck mindset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There are plenty of services that let you use burner numbers. Hushed and Burner are some popular ones, or MySudo if you want several whole profiles (phone number, email, etc).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Growth and cuck mindset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do people still give out their actual sim phone number?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IRJ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  /^.+an$/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  With Flintstone artwork.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got too greedy at the end there⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but you are.