Submitted 3 weeks ago by Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz to [deleted]
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I did it???
I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.
I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.
Oh no it’s me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion
Bake him away, toys.
Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!! (/S)
you “lousy communists” act like a cult so it’s not that unbelieveable
Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.
I made this like right after it happened.
These are to die for!!
They are so tasty that it hits you right in the neck!
Seriously addictive too, just one and you’ll be hooked for life…
My mate Charlie had one and all he could say was “…gang violence wharglegarbleblurfffff”, then slumped in his chair.
I have no real idea what he was trying to say, but I guess it was that the taste was so instant that it was like a gang was having a fight in his mouth?
Im not an alt you guys are
wait, I am in the regex list because I am an alt account? who’s the original me?
Last night when I told everyone in the pub I was in the tesseract list all the men stood up and clapped and all the women begged me to have sex with them!
But I digress from our last point of us all being one person. Which I all know that we all are the same. I think.
Anyways, the dev knows it, ‘we’ know it, and the little baby Jesus knows it.
Well it’s either we are all the same person or that dev dude is a little bit doolally in the noggin.
To prove our…wait, no, my point then weI’m going to write a random sentence and then I’m going to finish it all by myself but with an alt account:
I’m a teapot short and stout. Here’s my handle, here’s my ______
It means “people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings” whether or not there was any interaction.
That’s not a jab, it’s what happened.
Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like “fuck” or “perchance” one too many times.
it makes sense, you can’t just say “perchance”
Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.
Mayhaps
To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there’s the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.
Hehehehehhe rub
Beautiful. I love poetry, thats William Blake right?
Probably not the first one or I’d be on it fo-sho
Fucking shit, you’d think I’d have been on there if it was for that, it’s my worst god damned habit.
One time you turned me into a newt. That was kind of fucked up.
You got better, I assume
Not at all.
Ooooh turns it out I’m on it!
Though to be fair I’ve probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with
How do you even find out?
Thank you, how do I get banned? I’m feeling left out…
I’m on it, Line 2251.
What is this.
I’m on it! This is exciting because I wasn’t on the OG list.
Nice, I’m on it, too. Thanks for letting me know.
Were you eating seeds as a pastime activity?
Sounds like a pastime paradise…until coolio took it
I have no idea what Tesseract even is but Im on the list.
Same! I barely have a few posts on lemmy up to this point, what gives :D
Hmm could be because i referenced Trump as “Mango Mussolini” in one comment? :D
I have no idea what Tesseract is
It’s a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like “fascism is bad” or “rich people shouldn’t be rich when other people are starving”
whuh? why does a front-end have the ‘permission’ to block users? shouldn’t that fall to the instance instead?
Apparently it also includes opinions such as, “penguins are cool,” and “check out this silly knife.”
At just a quick glance, I don’t see my account listed but my username is in the regex. lol
Or “animals don’t deserve to be put in death camps”
i’ve only been here for i day and none of you are even remotely as reasonable as you describe
Lol same
That the captain part of you pseudo, remind him of a bad separation with a ship captain, or something like that. Can’t know with this kind of people.
Maybe the admiral suspects all captains are pirates…
No, really?? MAN I feel left out.
Yeah I’m surprised you’re not on there.
Like I have some ideas, my current theory is that I definitely haven’t shown sympathy to Charlie Kirk or that united Healthcare ceo.
That said, I get the feeling the list is heavily arbitrary.
👑you forgot your crown
You’re on the list so he’s hardly going to stoop to explaining the reason to a toxic karen like you.
Fragile snowflakes break by you just breathing on their rough direction.
Admiral Patrick is just huffing too much dead internet theory
I don’t know what I said but I hope it was some of the vile shit I was spewing about Mitch McConnell. That would just make it sweeter.
I bet it was the fish that got me on the list.
Is there a list somewhere we can check because this has gone on long enough that I’m curious
Looks like I’m not on the list. Tbh I don’t really understand what is going on here. I’m very out of the loop.
I’ve been waiting for someone to post the link, ty
Ha! Line 2822, “pissrael”. Gotta remember that one.
Dang I didn’t make it. I can’t even be noticed by the massive block machine.
There I am. That explains why I haven’t been able to post half the places here.
I have some ideas. I can be very vocal about certain subjects, and there are just certain types of people I cannot tolerate or take seriously.
Must try harder
I have asked on multiple posts at this point. HOW THE HELL DO YOU CHECK IF YOU’RE ON THE LIST???
codeberg.org/…/tesseract-shadow-policy-2026-07-24…
Use find in page for your username
Thanks. I’m now insulted that I’m not on the list! Granted I’ve only been on Lemmy for a couple of months.
I’m not some DNC loving hardcore Dem or anything but I do tend to lean left on most of my views.
luckyyyyy
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Im so offended that im not
Red0ctober@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I know! Everyone else is!
0ops@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Am I not enough? 😔
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Here I’ll help get you on.
Your point is valid, Facisim is shit innit.
snooggums@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
Same, mainly because I do the things that were said to be what got people on the list.
I have mostly avoided the politics and news communities for what feels like a year or so and must not have ended up on their radar.
musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m too lazy to check if I’m on the list but I wouldn’t mind being on it. Anyway fascists can go suck a dick.