Mr_Fish
@Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz
- Comment on OCUPADO! 11 hours ago:
Spread your legs I’ll piss through the gap. Don’t worry I have good aim
- Comment on No Thanks 6 days ago:
And tree cum in the spring
- Comment on Prefer bicycle 6 days ago:
Just don’t stop me now
- Comment on MicroSlop 1 week ago:
I think windows 11 has done great things. It’s absolutely shit as an os, but it’s got a bunch of people to switch to Linux
- Comment on That Damn Smile 2 weeks ago:
Florida woman: not bad kid
- Comment on Oh no!! 😭😭😭 2 weeks ago:
“Cum piss shat turd” sounds like “compass shattered”
- Comment on Those of us who don't use ChatGPT will get this one ;) 3 weeks ago:
Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco’s poison. That poison?
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
codeberg.org/…/tesseract-shadow-policy-2026-07-24…
Use find in page for your username
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
You got better, I assume
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
I’m the same. I think you’re blocked if either is true
- Comment on Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity" 3 weeks ago:
It’s a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like “fascism is bad” or “rich people shouldn’t be rich when other people are starving”
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- Comment on Redundant 3 weeks ago:
That’s a major trolley problem
- Comment on Works for slugs too 4 weeks ago:
Ah yes, trains, the logistics version of “evolve into crab”
- Comment on How did Voldemort actually die? 4 weeks ago:
There’s a headcannon I’ve heard of that’s way better than the books. It says that voldemort was the master of the elder wand. The connection the wand has to personified death means that killing changing ownership makes more sense than disarming. But the real reason that voldemort lost is because he had so little soul left after creating 8 horcruxes and having them all destroyed. Him having at most a ninth of his soul meant he was doomed even with the elder wand.
The problem with this theory is that it actually presents a moral case that works the villain’s actions into a theme, so it’s clearly impossible for Joanne to put in her books.
- Comment on Team Stick 5 weeks ago:
That rock is amazing but I can’t turn down a stick that has you charging the English lines in the Scottish highlands like that claymore
- Comment on We are not the same 5 weeks ago:
It’s like a sword duel vs a pistol duel in movies. Sword duels need to have some choreography, even when it’s not great. Pistol duels are they just stand there until one of them shoots the other
- Comment on Oblivion 1 month ago:
STOP!
YOU VIOLATED THE LAW
- Comment on Apply today! 1 month ago:
Unless everything is way cheaper in the uk, I’m not surprised they’re hiring shit managers at that pay rate
- Comment on Need a fact check if they actually do blur his neck scrotum 1 month ago:
Not what people usually mean by “throatfuck”
- Comment on courier transform 1 month ago:
Of course it’s 3blue1brown
- Comment on We're losing 1 month ago:
I think I’m missing context on how big bird is related to crack. Care to explain?
- Comment on Skeletor laying down, out and about FYI 1 month ago:
Where’s the Bose-Einstein condenshit?
- Comment on Note: Does not apply to nonfloating buildings 1 month ago:
Got too many concrete ships? Who wants some ice cream!
- Comment on I just want to make your teeth clench. 1 month ago:
Maybe it’s a watties thing. Or it’s a kiwi thing. We don’t get heinz as much here.
- Comment on I just want to make your teeth clench. 1 month ago:
You never buy a second bottle. Buy the cans and refill the original bottle
- Comment on En garde! 2 months ago:
Then someone got really confused and there’s now a line of swords stuck in the ground around a paddock.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
if you’re poor then go fuck yourself I guess?
Seems to be a common theme
