That Damn Smile

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i’ve been learning to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake

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  • 1egg4u@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I want to believe :(

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    • Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Be the change you want to see in the world.

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    • SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait, you mean someone would lie on the internet? Just for the laughs? I dunno, seems far fetched.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fun fact: In medieval Spain, because of the constant wars between Christian and Muslim kingdoms a lot of land count not have been used for farming. Big chunks of land would pass from one side to another, people would have to move and abandon their crops. This lead to rise of big sheep herding industry - sheep could be moved out of the way of incoming army. But the hot climate forced people to move the sheep into to mountains during summers. This migrations - summers in mountains and winters in warmer southern regions - created high quality product - merino wool. To protect growing wool industry special laws were enacted that created protected herding routes that in many places can be seen to this day:

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  To celebrate this heritage there’s a “herding day” held in Madrid when sheep and goats from the mountains of Leon pass through the capital on their way to the winter grazing sites:

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  • schmorpel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I know the transhumância and the connected laws, but had no idea it was a way people found to mitigate the effects of war. Makes sense. Plan C for SHTF is to hit the road with the herd.

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• TipRing@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?

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  • RejZoR@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.

      That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.

      Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.

      See? The brown paper bag WORKS!

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason. So when you buy 1 drink from a gas station or a liquor store, the brown paper bag is required.

      But as the other person said, it does technically cover the label, so it could be anything

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    • mkwt@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Here’s Western District commander Bunny Colvin on the importance of the brown paper bag to civilization.

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  • Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Container laws vary wildly, but I would guess the animals could be considered disorderly conduct.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How? They’re being herded. It’s very orderly.

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    • bilb@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s true, it is not legally required where I live, but it is still customary.

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  • Donkter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s fake, op said so in the comments

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s not just fake, it’s AI generated.

  Go search for the caption text on an image search you’ll find other versions with other AI generated faces.

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  • Spooge@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So?

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• poolcritter@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t let this lady’s antics distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

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  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Truly a watershed moment in history. Things took a big turn for the worse in the world after that. Did the Undertaker’s action unleash hell on Earth?

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  • RacerX@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good God almighty! THEY KILLED HIM!

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• snoons@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dammit… be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.

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• TomMasz@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I detect zero regrets.

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  • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup. That face just says “…and I’d do it again ☺️” More power to her.

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• Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like the cut of her jib

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  • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What exactly is a jib? And why was it cut?

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    • just2look@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A jib is a type of sail. And I think the cut is talking about the shape. Beyond that I can’t explain.

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    • michaelalf@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Promote this man!

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Well it’s not quite a nib, and it’s not quite a jiffy, but man!

      So to answer your question I don’t know

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jib is meth they’re saying they like the substances she bulks out her illegal substances with.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why is your tuna canned, instead of swimming in the sea?

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “THEY’RE SERVICE GOATS!”

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• DrBanjo@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I now have a new dream

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• Nastybutler@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I didn’t know that wasn’t allowed

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I like this. Thr George Costanza defense.

    “Ya know? I gotta plead ignorance on this one. If I’d have known that this sort of thing was frowned upon, well…certainly nobody told me.”

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    • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I~♡~ANAL but ignorance of the law is no defense in most jurisdictions.

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• Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Florida woman: not bad kid

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• snoons@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I had two shipments of soylent replaced because they were both stale and well, the replacements were also stale… so now I have four shipments, ~70kg, of useless powder just stacked around my room. -_-

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  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Okay, but what does this have to do with margarita drunk texan women herding goats through Shitmart?

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    • snoons@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      LOL wrong thread as fuck hahah

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  • 0x0@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But is it the green type?

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    • snoons@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      no, it was the spicy cardboard type. NOT PEOPLE. SHUTUP. IT’S NOT. NO. >:(

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Can I pet the goats?

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does she have a sister?

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  !justgalsbeingchicks@piefed.zip

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• mrfriki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Not a baby lifestyle if you ask me.

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• human@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At least some people have it figured out.

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• BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As one does.

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• bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds like a solid hang tbh

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  goat roper chicks need love too

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• TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  careful. this may be the first confirmed photo of a negative fuck

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d frame it

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can fix her!

  Who am I kidding? She sounds like a blast!

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• Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If this were we rate dogs she gets 11/10, the doggers get a 14/10.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    …did you just call her a bitch?

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    • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Since this a woman I did not call her a bitch.

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