Spooge
@Spooge@lemmy.world
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 11 hours ago:
While billboards are unsightly, business signage within municipal code is perfectly reasonable in my opinion. I don’t agree with vandalizing owned/inhabited businesses though. Likely hardworking little guys can receive tickets for not cleaning it up. Don’t paint shit that isn’t yours.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 2 weeks ago:
Great joke! You’ve truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 2 weeks ago:
Pipe down.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 2 weeks ago:
Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 2 weeks ago:
Jesus Christ, man. It’s a joke.
- Comment on Single player games 2 weeks ago:
SHAZBOT!
- Comment on I am el french 2 weeks ago:
Me: Le crescent roll.
- Comment on Microsoft Announces Significant Price Rises for Xbox Series X and S, 2TB Model Discontinued 2 weeks ago:
They are going to stop making consoles and start selling GamePass only.
- Comment on Good bye sweet troubles 2 weeks ago:
smakes semse to me
- Comment on A Loss To The World - Legendary Doom Wolfenstein 3D Composer Bobby Prince Has Passed Away 3 weeks ago:
I am Death incarnate!
- Comment on Whenever I'm thirsty and tired of everyone's shit, I like to relax with a nice bottle of... 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Pink Ranger 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Dammit 4 weeks ago:
Don’t let this distract you from the fact
- Comment on Dammit 4 weeks ago:
And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
- Comment on Dammit 4 weeks ago:
Gemtesa
- Comment on Dammit 4 weeks ago:
35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.
- Comment on calcium rule 4 weeks ago:
AI bullshit
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Exactly
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Something that most Americans want and will benefit everyone? Then this will definitely happen!
- Comment on The speed of light 5 weeks ago:
Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.
- Comment on The speed of light 5 weeks ago:
But it’s also a speed
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Where are you that they are doing that? That’s not the case where I am.
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
You are not fun.
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
It’s not going away?
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Daylight saving.
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Metric time isn’t real. That’s the joke.
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
Today is May 6th.
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
“It’s Mountain Time” is what your mom says when she calls me.
- Comment on I'm just better 5 weeks ago:
I’m an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.
- Comment on Nobody ever knows 5 weeks ago:
AND I BAITED YOU! HAH! GOT YOU, YOU SNAKE IN THE GRASS!