Spooge
@Spooge@lemmy.world
- Comment on My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off 13 hours ago:
Not the people that use Lemmy, I can tell you that much.
- Comment on My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off 14 hours ago:
Scribble vision, baby.
- Comment on My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off 14 hours ago:
I experienced that one multiple occasions.
- Comment on My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off 15 hours ago:
One week of no porn and you’d come crawling back.
- Comment on That Damn Smile 17 hours ago:
So?
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 5 days ago:
Every comment you make is either snarky or argumentative. Touch grass, loser.
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 5 days ago:
The “I’m rubber, you’re glue” response you’ve got here is much more creative, I’d say. I’d don’t come here often, because it’s full of delusional basement dwellers.
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 1 week ago:
Am I? Am I literally being the cop in the comic? Or do you just like to feel like you’re the graffiti artist when you haven’t been outside since March of 2019. You fucking pansy ass keyboard warriors are delusional to the outside world. You’re a joke.
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 1 week ago:
But they literally are abiding by the contract. That’s how signage code works.
- Comment on protestation (advertisement sucks) 2 weeks ago:
While billboards are unsightly, business signage within municipal code is perfectly reasonable in my opinion. I don’t agree with vandalizing owned/inhabited businesses though. Likely hardworking little guys can receive tickets for not cleaning it up. Don’t paint shit that isn’t yours.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 4 weeks ago:
Great joke! You’ve truly got the whole humor thing nailed down.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 5 weeks ago:
Pipe down.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 5 weeks ago:
Doritos fucking nailed this. However, I can’t respect a man eating Doritos in public. Imagine if you lawyer showed up to your court case munching on a bag of Doritos. I wouldn’t trust them.
- Comment on Newsflash pal 5 weeks ago:
Jesus Christ, man. It’s a joke.
- Comment on Single player games 5 weeks ago:
SHAZBOT!
- Comment on I am el french 5 weeks ago:
Me: Le crescent roll.
- Comment on Microsoft Announces Significant Price Rises for Xbox Series X and S, 2TB Model Discontinued 5 weeks ago:
They are going to stop making consoles and start selling GamePass only.
- Comment on Good bye sweet troubles 5 weeks ago:
smakes semse to me
- Comment on A Loss To The World - Legendary Doom Wolfenstein 3D Composer Bobby Prince Has Passed Away 1 month ago:
I am Death incarnate!
- Comment on Whenever I'm thirsty and tired of everyone's shit, I like to relax with a nice bottle of... 1 month ago:
- Comment on Pink Ranger 1 month ago:
- Comment on Dammit 1 month ago:
Don’t let this distract you from the fact
- Comment on Dammit 1 month ago:
And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
- Comment on Dammit 1 month ago:
Gemtesa
- Comment on Dammit 1 month ago:
35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.
- Comment on calcium rule 1 month ago:
AI bullshit
- Comment on I'm just better 1 month ago:
Exactly
- Comment on I'm just better 1 month ago:
Something that most Americans want and will benefit everyone? Then this will definitely happen!
- Comment on The speed of light 1 month ago:
Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.
- Comment on The speed of light 1 month ago:
But it’s also a speed
