35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.
Dammit
Submitted 2 months ago by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Spooge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
garbage_world@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You didn’t have to add the second patr
tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 2 months ago
Oh no, I’m glad he did. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
It’s important, it puts the first part in context.
Spooge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What does that have to do with the nineteen ninety-eight Hell in a Cell match?
Spooge@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Don’t let this distract you from the fact
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 months ago
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 2 months ago
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 2 months ago
don’t have to pay rent in the ocean
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
I’m sure in our underwater alternate universe we’d find a way
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Meanwhile, whales.
voicesarefree@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well… that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 months ago
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren’t. It’s on us.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
Vreyan31@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Thanks to *her
Scrogu@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
350 million would be closer.
Zephorah@discuss.online 2 months ago
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 2 months ago
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Or, in the case of whales, drown and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 2 months ago
Understandable really
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that’s not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
“Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission”. Fuck it, let’s fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Some Gen Z is furious about this.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It was likely a her
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
RaisinCrazyFool@kopitalk.net 2 months ago
*forward in time
Just be patient. It’s inevitable.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 months ago
You’re off by a couple zeroes.
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just one really…
LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Dinosaurs existed like 700M YBP right?
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 months ago
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
you dry bitch!
Inucune@lemmy.world 2 months ago
A whole ass-fish
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yeah yeah. If only some asshole mud puddle hadn’t decided to come alive we’d all have been spared so much trouble. 🙄
Dippy@beehaw.org 2 months ago
35 million?
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Wrong, it was a prawn
lauha@lemmy.world 2 months ago
As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 2 months ago
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.