35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.
Dammit
Submitted 6 days ago by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Spooge@lemmy.world 6 days ago
garbage_world@lemmy.world 6 days ago
You didn’t have to add the second patr
tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 6 days ago
Oh no, I’m glad he did. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 days ago
It’s important, it puts the first part in context.
Spooge@lemmy.world 6 days ago
And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
What does that have to do with the nineteen ninety-eight Hell in a Cell match?
Spooge@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Don’t let this distract you from the fact
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 days ago
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 6 days ago
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 6 days ago
don’t have to pay rent in the ocean
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
I’m sure in our underwater alternate universe we’d find a way
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 6 days ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Meanwhile, whales.
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 5 days ago
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren’t. It’s on us.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 days ago
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
Vreyan31@reddthat.com 6 days ago
Thanks to *her
voicesarefree@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Well… that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
Zephorah@discuss.online 6 days ago
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
Scrogu@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
350 million would be closer.
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 6 days ago
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 6 days ago
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Inucune@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Or, in the case of whales, drown and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 5 days ago
Understandable really
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 5 days ago
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 5 days ago
It’s why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that’s not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
“Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission”. Fuck it, let’s fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 4 days ago
You’re off by a couple zeroes.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Some Gen Z is furious about this.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
It was likely a her
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
RaisinCrazyFool@kopitalk.net 6 days ago
*forward in time
Just be patient. It’s inevitable.
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 6 days ago
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
you dry bitch!
Inucune@lemmy.world 5 days ago
A whole ass-fish
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Yeah yeah. If only some asshole mud puddle hadn’t decided to come alive we’d all have been spared so much trouble. 🙄
Dippy@beehaw.org 6 days ago
35 million?
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Wrong, it was a prawn
lauha@lemmy.world 6 days ago
As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
nexguy@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 6 days ago
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 6 days ago
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.