35 million years ago the dinosaurs had been gone for 30 million years. The Eifelian period where vertebrates were first on land was about 319 million years ago. If you use days instead of years that’s a difference of days that’s like saying I pissed in my bed a month ago, when in fact it was almost and entire year ago. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently. I believe it was an infection, but the doctor says it was just some irritation. He put me on some medicine and it does help, but I think it will clear up on its own either way.
Dammit
Submitted 3 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@reddthat.com to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Spooge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
garbage_world@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
You didn’t have to add the second patr
tristan@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 3 weeks ago
Oh no, I’m glad he did. You see, I’ve had issues with my bladder recently too. I believed it was an infection, but if his doctor says it was just some irritation, maybe so it is for me too. I just wish I knew what medicine he got prescribed. I guess I’ll have to hope it clears up on its own.
leftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
It’s important, it puts the first part in context.
Spooge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
And I don’t have to drink my own pee, but it’s sterile and I like the taste.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What does that have to do with the nineteen ninety-eight Hell in a Cell match?
Spooge@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Don’t let this distract you from the fact
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Don’t blame the land fish. If it had stayed underwater we’d just be having meetings there.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 3 weeks ago
don’t have to pay rent in the ocean
humanamerican@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I’m sure in our underwater alternate universe we’d find a way
MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
In a parallel universe: staff meetings, but underwater.
Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Meanwhile, whales.
voicesarefree@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Well… that timeline does match up better with Jesus riding a velociraptor
ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 weeks ago
Some of the fish were smart enough to get back into the water. We weren’t. It’s on us.
Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Whales and dolphins at least managed to save themselves.
Vreyan31@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Thanks to *her
Scrogu@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
350 million would be closer.
Zephorah@discuss.online 3 weeks ago
Covid proved this often superfluous content can either be in an email or consumed from home on Teams, with a peppy chat sidebar.
There’s a new manager who keeps trying to make them in person. She was angry only 4 people out of 40 showed up to the last one.
Lady, I’m not here to validate your power point creation. That, and I can watch your little slide show at home, in yoga pants, with hot tea, while watching deer out my window.
As the British so aptly put it: sod off.
MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 3 weeks ago
Admittedly, we are now significantly less likely to be dismembered by much larger fish.
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Or 8 foot sea scorpions.
Inucune@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Or, in the case of whales, drown and sink to the bottom of the ocean.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Nah, the fish crawled out of the ocean just to escape some bullshit meeting with the other fish.
LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
Understandable really
heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
It was the same with the trees. There’s no escaping.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It’s why we put so much money into space travel. You can do pretty much everything you need to do with robots, but that’s not the point. The point is to get out of bullshit meetings.
“Houston is on comms and wants to discuss the status of the mission”. Fuck it, let’s fly this thing into the nearest black hole.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Some Gen Z is furious about this.
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
It was likely a her
scottmeme@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Can we just go back in time and evolve into a crab instead
RaisinCrazyFool@kopitalk.net 3 weeks ago
*forward in time
Just be patient. It’s inevitable.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You’re off by a couple zeroes.
KingGimpicus@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Just one really…
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Dinosaurs existed like 700M YBP right?
fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 3 weeks ago
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world
you dry bitch!
Inucune@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
A whole ass-fish
BenLeMan@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yeah yeah. If only some asshole mud puddle hadn’t decided to come alive we’d all have been spared so much trouble. 🙄
Dippy@beehaw.org 3 weeks ago
35 million?
Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Wrong, it was a prawn
lauha@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
As a clarification, the real time line is like 400 million years ago or so
nexguy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Put a pin in that and we’ll circle back to it.
iamericandre@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hang on, I’ll run it up the flag pole
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 weeks ago
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.