RamenJunkie
@RamenJunkie@midwest.social
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 6 hours ago:
Aussie Scientist 1: “Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?”
Aussie Scientist 2: “Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons.”
Aussie Scientist 1: “Rabbits don’t huge melons, that’ll be unrealistic.”
Aussie Scientist 2: “Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish.”
- Comment on Gary Stevenson: 'Tax wealth or we'll return to the feudal age' 1 day ago:
Somewhere we lost sight of the idea that just because a person has an idea, does not make it a GOOD idea.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 3 days ago:
Yeah, its pretty obvious peoppe are lying anout Santa once you realize the North Pole has no land.
Samta clearly is from the Sputh Pole.
Pretty genius actually, getting pwople to look for him on the oppoaite side of the planet.
- Comment on Correlation implies causation 4 days ago:
You ever spin in a circle? You do it a few times you don’t really notoce, you do it a lot, younget dizzy.
The earth has been spinning in a lot of cirxles, and we are starting to cross into the “do it a lot” range of spins.
– Calvin’s Dad
- Comment on Every fucking time 1 week ago:
The new Aldi layout at mine is terrible. The vegetables are right at the entrance, which clogs things up because everyone browses vegetables. Plus basically all the regular groceries are in one aisle now, so its all crowded.
- Comment on We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here. 2 weeks ago:
Thats part of the backlash though.
Thepeople, would MUCH prefer the infrastructure get updated for EVs, not just a single pipe for Data Center kickbacks to council members.
- Comment on I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey 2 weeks ago:
This is 100% why these services exist. Running a.business with emplpyees who are delivery deivers is expensive, especially when benefits and insurance are required.
Hence the push for these bull shit “gig work” style apps.
Now you get people who maybe make 10% more as a Door Dasher than they wpuod directly working as say, a Pizza Hut driver dirrctly. Without realizing they are making basically halfnas much because they also get to cover all the backend expense Pizza Hutt wpuld cover.
- Comment on The best answer to "when did Star Trek get woke?" 3 weeks ago:
Discovery isn’t a bad show, but Discovery is TERRIBLE Star Trek. Not because its “woke” but because it acrively goes out of its way to eschew most of the tropes that make Trek what it is, the most egregious being the Spore Drive and instant travel. Academy was a much better Trek show than Discovery, to compare the two modern “futuristic” shows.
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 3 weeks ago:
I mean, it may be intentional because ita a dad joke thing. Like calling them Nintendos.
- Comment on When it comes to total water use, AI data centers are a drop in the bucket 3 weeks ago:
I am also curious if this water figure includes water for generators that are often used to power the things, or just “the data center part.”
- Comment on Ladies and gentlemen, we got em. 3 weeks ago:
I have also heard that English is actually a pretty hard language as well, it has so many goofy nuances like your, you’re, or there, their, they’re. Or words with different meanings like the whole Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Bufalo thing.
- Comment on Dammit 4 weeks ago:
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
- Comment on Dammit 4 weeks ago:
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.
- Comment on I hate obscure tech issues! 4 weeks ago:
The comments stay, a lot of users run scripts that overwrite all their comments eith gibberish before deleting them thiugh.
- Comment on I hate obscure tech issues! 4 weeks ago:
I got banned on Reddit and can’t delete my comments which is fucking annoying because I had been using thing for like 15+ years and had a shitload of comments.
- Comment on The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson 4 weeks ago:
Sorry Komrade, your country is garbage.
- Comment on The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson 4 weeks ago:
Russia has realozed it will always be a corrupt shithole and the only way to “be better” is to make everyone elze shittier like them.
- Comment on Crackdown on tech platforms will go ahead despite US intervention, says No 10 4 weeks ago:
Just remeber those tools are probably full ofnholes for the US Givernment to snoop.
- Comment on Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's Daughters Are Still Receiving Rent-Free Royal Accommodation 5 weeks ago:
Is it tax money, or money he was paid then he is paying out?
I mean its a technical difference and I am not really defending anything, I just don’t know how it works really.
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 5 weeks ago:
Its a shitpost sub though, its oppositr day for votes.
- Comment on Retirement Plan 🕛 5 weeks ago:
I don’t understand why you don’t ask your parents for a trust fund safety net then make a scam ass crypto AI startup to funnel money through. What are you stupid?
/s
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 5 weeks ago:
Bruh… this is a shitposting sub
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 5 weeks ago:
Most of the Sunday School I remeber was just making like, paper Jesus puppets and shit.
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 5 weeks ago:
Be family
Need Slaves
No money
Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing
Get slaves
I don’t think you have to be rich to own slaves.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 5 weeks ago:
I mean, it was like 100 years later. A lot could have changed.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 5 weeks ago:
Well, at least continuity wise, the Discovery thing works. Because of these shows, it wpukd be Disco -> TOS -> TNG -> Academy
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 5 weeks ago:
The one that gets me me, and its a bit of a “its different” complaint. Apparently the interior designer for the original Enterprise was Vukcan, because its all white and huge.
- Comment on Anon plays Arkham City 5 weeks ago:
I want an arc where Batman gets a konk on the head and forgets he is Bruce Wayne, then starts hunting down Bruce Wayne for being a criminal billionaire.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 5 weeks ago:
Considering I called myself a Communist in the 90s…
Granted I have become more conservative with age and lean more Socialist/Democratic Socialist these days.
- Comment on Anon is incompatible 5 weeks ago:
People do. Ot replace accessories and specialized external hardware nearly as often as companies think they do.