RamenJunkie
@RamenJunkie@midwest.social
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 7 hours ago:
Private services are not the same.
- Comment on Anon doesn't have a plan 7 hours ago:
Governments are for Communists.
/s
- Comment on Anon institutes the draft 2 weeks ago:
This happened when my brother and I got mice. He got a mouse, I decided I wanted a mouse. We forgot to check the gender…
- Comment on Google just had its first negative cash flow quarter due to massive AI spending 3 weeks ago:
“Negatice cash flow.”
God I fucking hate corporate jargon double speak.
Sorry, not hate, I double minus good it.
- Comment on Anon is a rabbit 5 weeks ago:
Aussie Scientist 1: “Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?”
Aussie Scientist 2: “Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons.”
Aussie Scientist 1: “Rabbits don’t huge melons, that’ll be unrealistic.”
Aussie Scientist 2: “Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish.”
- Comment on Gary Stevenson: 'Tax wealth or we'll return to the feudal age' 5 weeks ago:
Somewhere we lost sight of the idea that just because a person has an idea, does not make it a GOOD idea.
- Comment on Anon ruins christmas 1 month ago:
Yeah, its pretty obvious peoppe are lying anout Santa once you realize the North Pole has no land.
Samta clearly is from the Sputh Pole.
Pretty genius actually, getting pwople to look for him on the oppoaite side of the planet.
- Comment on Correlation implies causation 1 month ago:
You ever spin in a circle? You do it a few times you don’t really notoce, you do it a lot, younget dizzy.
The earth has been spinning in a lot of cirxles, and we are starting to cross into the “do it a lot” range of spins.
– Calvin’s Dad
- Comment on Every fucking time 1 month ago:
The new Aldi layout at mine is terrible. The vegetables are right at the entrance, which clogs things up because everyone browses vegetables. Plus basically all the regular groceries are in one aisle now, so its all crowded.
- Comment on We have brownouts in the summer and Kevin O'Leary wants a Data Center built here. 1 month ago:
Thats part of the backlash though.
Thepeople, would MUCH prefer the infrastructure get updated for EVs, not just a single pipe for Data Center kickbacks to council members.
- Comment on I used to be an uber eats driver and lowkey 1 month ago:
This is 100% why these services exist. Running a.business with emplpyees who are delivery deivers is expensive, especially when benefits and insurance are required.
Hence the push for these bull shit “gig work” style apps.
Now you get people who maybe make 10% more as a Door Dasher than they wpuod directly working as say, a Pizza Hut driver dirrctly. Without realizing they are making basically halfnas much because they also get to cover all the backend expense Pizza Hutt wpuld cover.
- Comment on The best answer to "when did Star Trek get woke?" 1 month ago:
Discovery isn’t a bad show, but Discovery is TERRIBLE Star Trek. Not because its “woke” but because it acrively goes out of its way to eschew most of the tropes that make Trek what it is, the most egregious being the Spore Drive and instant travel. Academy was a much better Trek show than Discovery, to compare the two modern “futuristic” shows.
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 2 months ago:
I mean, it may be intentional because ita a dad joke thing. Like calling them Nintendos.
- Comment on When it comes to total water use, AI data centers are a drop in the bucket 2 months ago:
I am also curious if this water figure includes water for generators that are often used to power the things, or just “the data center part.”
- Comment on Ladies and gentlemen, we got em. 2 months ago:
I have also heard that English is actually a pretty hard language as well, it has so many goofy nuances like your, you’re, or there, their, they’re. Or words with different meanings like the whole Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Bufalo thing.
- Comment on Dammit 2 months ago:
That’s why they call a group of fish a school.
- Comment on Dammit 2 months ago:
Yeah, some asshole fish climbed out of the ocean 35 million years ago and now we have time as a concept.
- Comment on I hate obscure tech issues! 2 months ago:
The comments stay, a lot of users run scripts that overwrite all their comments eith gibberish before deleting them thiugh.
- Comment on I hate obscure tech issues! 2 months ago:
I got banned on Reddit and can’t delete my comments which is fucking annoying because I had been using thing for like 15+ years and had a shitload of comments.
- Comment on The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson 2 months ago:
Sorry Komrade, your country is garbage.
- Comment on The Russian Neo-Nazi Network Pushing ‘White Lives Matter’ Division in Britain – Promoted by Tommy Robinson 2 months ago:
Russia has realozed it will always be a corrupt shithole and the only way to “be better” is to make everyone elze shittier like them.
- Comment on Crackdown on tech platforms will go ahead despite US intervention, says No 10 2 months ago:
Just remeber those tools are probably full ofnholes for the US Givernment to snoop.
- Comment on Andrew Mountbatten Windsor's Daughters Are Still Receiving Rent-Free Royal Accommodation 2 months ago:
Is it tax money, or money he was paid then he is paying out?
I mean its a technical difference and I am not really defending anything, I just don’t know how it works really.
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 2 months ago:
Its a shitpost sub though, its oppositr day for votes.
- Comment on Retirement Plan 🕛 2 months ago:
I don’t understand why you don’t ask your parents for a trust fund safety net then make a scam ass crypto AI startup to funnel money through. What are you stupid?
/s
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 2 months ago:
Bruh… this is a shitposting sub
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 2 months ago:
Most of the Sunday School I remeber was just making like, paper Jesus puppets and shit.
- Comment on Anon does some genealogy 2 months ago:
Be family
Need Slaves
No money
Remeber slaves are literally slaves and cost nothing
Get slaves
I don’t think you have to be rich to own slaves.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 2 months ago:
I mean, it was like 100 years later. A lot could have changed.
- Comment on What are some of the biggest continuity errors in Star Trek? 2 months ago:
Well, at least continuity wise, the Discovery thing works. Because of these shows, it wpukd be Disco -> TOS -> TNG -> Academy