I don’t know why i remembered i had this somewhere in my dusty folder full of thousands of old memes, but:
Americans are weird.
Submitted 3 months ago by rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 3 months ago
slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Why do Americans do weird shit like this?
urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 3 months ago
i have this exact picture in the bottom of my old reddit drawer, thats been expanding for 2 years and now merging with my Lemmy drawers…
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Then the question becomes, “Why do you have a mirror hanging over your fireplace?” It’s too high for practical use.
oxideseven@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
Mirrors can make rooms feel bigger, even if you can’t see yourself in it
MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Could just be tall. As a 6’5’’ guy this mirror would be perfect for me.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 3 months ago
That is a weird place for a mirror, to be fair.
superduperpirate@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Erm, that looks like a mirror reflecting the ceiling fan, not a framed picture of a ceiling fan.
papalonian@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Somebody get this guy the Detective of the Year award
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
Perhaps it’s reflecting a picture of a ceiling fan.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Thats what I thought too at first, but notice the soft pastel colours separated by the diagonal, as if in a fragrant meadow of flowers, bisected by the hard steel blades of the fan, the artist showing the juxtaposition between country and city life, whilst the fan itself is depicted at an elusive angle, like an anxious child shying away from their duties.
No this is clearly the work of a Master.
Etterra@discuss.online 3 months ago
Wut is “mirror?”
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
A portal to an alternate dimension where I am ugly.
lucidinferno@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Funniest thing I’ve read in a long time
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Oh my god this is the best “straight line” type of joke I’ve heard in a long time. I just told my six year old they loved it
janNatan@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Are we censoring Pepe now?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
That is the pepe.
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
It’s a rare abstract Pepe.
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 months ago
Minimalist Pepe
DogWater@lemmy.world 3 months ago
I hope that’s bait because he fuckin gottem
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
Is it not a mirror?
Fizz@lemmy.nz 3 months ago
No its framed picture of a celling fan.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Can confirm, am American and we’re obligated to hang a picture of a ceiling fan. I don’t make the rules.
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Mirror is face-ish high, to look at your ugly mug.
I have my mirrors much lower so I can admire my better as(s)pects.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 months ago
You’d see the left wall in the reflection, if you wanted to show the opposite corner, like in that picture, the mirror needs to be arcoss facing the camera directly.
GoodStuffEh@lemmy.ca 3 months ago
It’s an angled wall segment, look at where it meets the floor
RamenJunkie@midwest.social 3 months ago
Found the non American.
If you were American, you would know its the traditional American custom to put up frammed fan photos.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
If only that were true, what I’d give to not be in this god forsaken country
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 months ago
Lol, it’s obviously not a picture of a fucking fan, those have dildo blades.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 months ago
What Mr. Blades and I do in the privacy of our home is none if your business!
blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 months ago
What makes them think they’re American? I don’t see any guns or medical bills piled up?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The framed picture of a fan.
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
It’s a mirror
zaphod@sopuli.xyz 3 months ago
Somehow I can tell it it’s a room in a USian or canadian house, not sure why exactly though. Maybe it’s the closets, door styles, or how they paint their walls or the carpet. Windows, outlets and door knobs are a dead giveaway.
Artyom@lemm.ee 3 months ago
It’s the unpainted walls because why bother if you can’t afford it and your landlord will soft-evict you by doubling rent in a year?
tetris11@lemmy.ml 3 months ago
US: pastel colours, gaudy ceiling furniture, tacky metal frames sprayed with gold, needless 6-panelled doors, walk-in closet.
If this was UK: white walls + cheap spotlights that point nowhere, tacky metal frames but thinner and black, smaller doors with stupid handles, no closet.
If this Germany: white walls + no ceiling fixtures, tacky metal frames but strong for some reason, clearly framed doors, wide light switches for fat people, no closet.
nesc@lemmy.cafe 3 months ago
I don’t think there are other countries with ceiling fans?
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I saw one in Liechtenstein.
RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
I’m in Aus and we have ceiling fans
dunz@feddit.nu 3 months ago
I had one in my first apartment, in Sweden, but I had one of those really high beds you can keep a desk under, so I had to watch my head when climbing down.
And also watch my head when standing up from the desk. But hey, I had both a desk, an armchair and a bed!
samus12345@lemm.ee 3 months ago
The ceiling fan makes it likely. They’re far more common here.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
Are they? You’d think it’d be having an air conditioner
Ludrol@szmer.info 3 months ago
There was r/scienceofdeduction@reddit.com that basically tries to find as much information about the person just from a photo. I once found an exact window location to the room where the picture was taken. You would be suprised how much information can be extracted from one picture.