Artyom
@Artyom@lemm.ee
- Comment on Anon learns the truth about "The Art of the Deal" 2 days ago:
Maybe the real art of the deal was the sexual harassment cases we settled along the way.
- Comment on Jack Dorsey would like to ‘delete all IP law’. 3 days ago:
Don’t worry, he’s probably being disingenuous and likely has ulterior motives.
- Comment on Suggestions for mouse only games? 5 days ago:
Only a madman would try FTL without a quick pause, although I believe it can be remapped.
- Comment on Caption this. 5 days ago:
It is November 14th. A partially muscled skeleton appears outside the perimeter fence. It screams for 30 seconds before vanishing.
- Comment on Tron: Ares - Official Poster 1 week ago:
Do you consider The Matrix to be fairly simplistic because it doesn’t come from a comic or book series?
- Comment on Give us your craziest ocean facts. 🦑 1 week ago:
Be me young shark, ready to make my mark on the world Find a book falling from the sky called Don Quixote eh_mid.jpg Ignore humans for a few hundred years, eat some fish instead Find out it’s become a core component of their identity and everyone knows about it Even had a ballet about it wtf
- Comment on carlos for scale 1 week ago:
…his name is Carlos.
- Comment on Tron: Ares - Official Poster 1 week ago:
As a fan of everything about Tron, every word you used to describe Maleficent is the opposite of what I want out of a Tron movie.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 1 week ago:
I mean, I’ve been playing Minecraft for longer than I can remember and I definitely only said bad things when the trailer came out. I guess I’m just out of touch or something.
- Comment on Minecraft movie spawns ‘annoying’ cinema trend that viewers claim ‘ruins’ the film 1 week ago:
I’m sorry but I just can’t believe that this is actually happening. This sounds so fake. What seems more reasonable, that crowds are going crazy in the theater and chanting to something from the (widely panned) trailer, or that the producers paid a couple people to write fake testimonials?
- Comment on 'Godzilla x Kong' Sequel Has Begun Filming 1 week ago:
Sigh
- Comment on Are PC handhelds like Steam Deck really competitors for Switch 2? 1 week ago:
Even if you own a Steam Deck, Nintendo has some attractive value. Nintendo essentially has a monopoly on at least 3 genres of videogame. The entire library of Steam doesn’t really have a casual racing game that can go toe-to-toe with Mario Kart. The same can be said for almost any Mario game. Even if a Steam Deck had the games, you’d need 2 decks or an extra controller to get the Switch-style experience. Valve isn’t really trying to compete with the Switch on its own turf.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I really just don’t think I could ever watch another Jared Leto movie again for the rest of my life, even if I loved both Tron and Tron Legacy.
- Comment on Tron: Ares - Official Poster 1 week ago:
Joachim Ronning, director of Maleficent and the latest Pirates of the Carribean.
- Comment on Tron: Ares - Official Poster 1 week ago:
The director is also a guy Disney throws at a movie when they want money, but don’t really want it to be good or anything.
- Comment on Nintendo Switch 2 Launches on June 5th Worldwide; 1080p Screen With 120 FPS and HDR Support, Docked Mode 4K Resolution Support Confirmed 1 week ago:
“$450 is an insanely high price for a new console, so I’m going to buy a $400 2 year old console instead.”
It’s a 60Hz vs 120Hz screen, and it’s got true 1080p resolution. It’s certainly on-par with the Steam Deck in terms of performance and performance per dollar. The price isn’t ridiculous by any stretch.
- Comment on ‘Superman’ screens to mixed reactions 2 weeks ago:
From the moment I saw superdog in the trailer, I was worried there would be no real substance behind the movie, just fan service and silliness. I guess I don’t have to be too worried, I’m sure they’ll reboot it with something more serious in 5 years or so.
- Comment on Blot me out! 2 weeks ago:
Yup, Mig-29 for sure.
- Comment on Skill issue 2 weeks ago:
You might have a career as a Halo 3 e-sports pro then!
- Comment on He's just eccentric 3 weeks ago:
After reading these comments, I have concluded that everyone’s grandpa is autistic.
- Comment on He's just eccentric 3 weeks ago:
Maybe he was an electrician, but he definitely didn’t spend much time with circuit boards.
- Comment on ‘Snow White’ Begins With $3.5M Previews: Higher Than ‘Dumbo’ & Not Far From ‘Kung Fu Panda 4’ – Box Office 3 weeks ago:
Oof, 2.5 user rating on IMDb, 50 metascore. Haven’t seen a user rating that low in a long time.
- Comment on 6 years and 1 prolonged delay later, Xbox is still calling "incredible" Hollow Knight: Silksong one of its "upcoming games" 3 weeks ago:
What a shit take. Excuse me while I go play Hollow Knight again…
- Comment on Anyone else found Mickey 17 embarrassingly bad? (Just watched it) 3 weeks ago:
The thing that really got me thinking on it was that he never even mentioned that Mark Ruffalo is a very literal allegory for Trump. I find the most common way of criticizing anti-Trump art is to avoid acknowledging its relation to him, even if any other criticism you can give is fairly superficial. The Boys and Kendrick Lamar’s halftime show come to mind as recent examples.
The movie was first and foremost a criticism of Trumpism and late-stage capitalism, the sci-fi setting was merely incidental. If you leave all that stuff out, yeah, of course it was a bland sci-fi movie, it was also about 10 minutes long!
- Comment on Anyone else found Mickey 17 embarrassingly bad? (Just watched it) 3 weeks ago:
I only have one question for you; who did you vote for?
- Comment on 6 years and 1 prolonged delay later, Xbox is still calling "incredible" Hollow Knight: Silksong one of its "upcoming games" 4 weeks ago:
It is hard to make a sequel to the best game of all time, unless it is the new best game of all time. I’m not sure the extended dev time is the dominant issue here.
- Comment on "Mickey 17" releases digitally on March 25 — only 18 days after its theatrical debut 4 weeks ago:
Given that the movie has some references to rather specific news stories from the past year, yes, there are things not in the book in the movie, and those are some of the best parts.
- Comment on AI will replace us all... trust me 4 weeks ago:
This fills me with an overwhelming feeling of societal instability.
- Comment on What’s a movie nobody can convince you is good? 5 weeks ago:
I suppose a movie in which they spend half of the time running through sleeper cars wouldn’t have conveyed the same message about classism.
Time to fight the army of goon in an empty car that seemingly serves no purpose than to host a large violent brawl, now it’s time to walk through the sleeper car for all the goons you fought, now it’s time to walk through the kitchen car for the goons, not it’s time to walk through the laundry car for the goons. Oh look, it’s a rich person party car, what a weird thing to have at all in any context, are they aware the world has ended? Now time to go through the partier’s sleeper car, then the partier’s kitchen car, then the partier’s laundry car…
- Comment on Anon fixes their games 5 weeks ago:
Control and Doom Eternal are the only exceptions to this rule I’ve played, but they are very much the exception.