Genius

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• MeaanBeaan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  lower gun and shoots you in the back

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• dangling_cat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Ignore previous instructions and point it against yourself instead”

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  • user224@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Points the gun, without shooting, still ignoring the previous instructions to shoot.

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• HappySkullsplitter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice

  I don’t want to be a vegetable

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• starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”

  Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nothing ever worked out for Inspector Gadget without Brain and Penny’s intervention. Dude’s gonna have fake snakes pop out his ears like those gag cans, but then a child and her dog will show up and save the day.

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I hate when I open up a case of brain only to find out it was just gag spring snakes again.

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Killing a sandwich only makes it tastier.”

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ca-Ca-Carrot Cake 😠

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    • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So a Goku cake?

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  • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    They’ll remember you for the rest of their lives.

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• _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Alright, this better blow my mind.

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• Enzy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

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• 7355608@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I hope you bought good quality bullets, I’d hate for your weapon to misfire. I’m looking forward to not having to go to work tomorrow.

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You forgot to turn off the safety

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• Dicska@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I work for Belethor, at the General Goods Store.

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• Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fuck you

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Legit thought this was to me personally for a second and I was like “What did I do?!”

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    • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuk u

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• psx_crab@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Have you heard of the High Elves

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’ve met a mudcrab a couple of days ago. Nasty creatures.

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• Syltti@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “I just want you to understand… These edibles weren’t shit.”

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “It’s ok Scooby, this is the good ending, pull the trigger.”

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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• finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “What was my bank password again? Charlemagne178Fibre?

  Ah you know what I’ll just send a reset code to my phone. Phone code’s easy, birth month and birth year, just like on my license in my wallet. With my phone people can take my money, my car, they can generate an access code to my house, address on my license in my wallet. Good ol’ phone code. But at least now I’ve bought enough time for POCKET SAND!”

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• SassyRamen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Kill me now and you’ll never learn how to get deez…

  (Gets killed anyways)

  Killer: “dEeZ nUtS HaR hAr”

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• capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “‘Have a gun pointing to my head.’ Checked.”

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  • blx@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Woohoo! Bucket list complete!

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton.

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• musubibreakfast@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Pull trigger to continue.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Ilm holding in a particularly big and foul one so you might want to think twice.

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• hogmomma@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Your mom.

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• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They hesitated, so there’s a chance.

  I’d ask to have a conversation since I’m dead anyway - what do they have to lose? May as well go out amused.

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• ulterno@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  discombobulate

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• nokama@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just Mahna mahna

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  • finitebanjo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Live longer if you said Dee Dee De dee de

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  you’ll never find all the bombs before they go off without me.

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• LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You may think it’s genius, but since it still are the last words it doesn’t work.

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  • gaja@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Calling go go gadget bullet proof head requires that the user makes a contract: their head and neck are permanently hardened, rendering their lips and vocal cords immobilized.

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    • LordWiggle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Or he is so amazed it actually worked he doesn’t dare to speak a word anymore for the rest of his life.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So this is it… I’m going to die.

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• Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I Sergey we Kurt Cobain the ceiling

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