starman2112

@starman2112@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”

  Verbose disses only work in rap

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why the fuck is it still installed

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨my phone turning my headphone volume one notch from silent halfway through a song then telling me off for turning it back up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I would like this feature, if there was any customizability. Let me set my own limit, and let me change it per device (headphones should have limits, speakers shouldn’t)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨want to be a woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Could be like me, with an insatiable need to find the source of any artwork they find

  They beat me by like 2 minutes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That was basically my exact response when someone made the comparison. Ostensibly though, the idea is that you get a random result in your happy meal, and it’s designed to encourage you to buy more to collect them all. If the only difference is in the reality of being able to essentially bribe the House, then I don’t see a meaningful distinction.

  I guess we’re dating now. Lemme know next time you’re in Kansas so we can catch a movie or something

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Realistically⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Enter a Sherlock Holmes-esque state of hyper awareness. Calculate the distance to the log based on parallax and distance between my eyes. Calculate time to impact given relative speeds (this calculation costs precious microseconds but is indispensable). Note the positions of every car around and the age and apparent gender of every driver. Adjust the steering wheel so that the log impacts right between myself and my passenger. Upon impact, adjust steering based on road position and positions and probable reactions of other drivers to bring my car safely to a stop without causing further damage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do you think freewill truly exists?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone down for a sustained meaningful relationship? I’d really like to discuss the comparisons and contrasts between Happy Meal toys and gambling

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is an audiophile wannabe (he uses .mp3)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I still can’t believe Bethesda successfully sued for legal ownership of a fucking literature format

  It’s not as bad as nintenroNintendo successfully suing for ownership of balls with things in them, but still some hot bullshit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon measures up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is like interpreting Dickens, let’s see if I’m smarter than an English major

  Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.

  They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.

  It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.

  Here it’s getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to “pounding the cervix like a drum,” drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a “rocket scientist” in this analogy).

  If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.

  Here they’re poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a “roadie” or a “bicycle,” suggesting that once you’ve had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you’ll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you’re packing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon measures up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is

  But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science never ends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  All science is influenced by the current academic landscape and researchers’ funding sources. Now let’s discuss my new theory that gravity isn’t real…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨science never ends⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Still fucks with me that someone could have written an essay about the impossibility of heavier than air flight at the age of 20, and lived to see the moon landing. That speed of technological progress is absolutely unheard of in human history. It would be like growing up believing the earth to be the center of the universe, and then living to see the discovery of other galaxies. It would be like growing up a hunter-gatherer and buying a pizza in a grocery store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reflects on a conundrum⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The solution is to talk to women in person while you’re a 7 instead of over the internet where you’re a 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every NPC sidequest⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You made an irreversible mistake by talking to this NPC before talking to Ser Gonarsta. If you’d talked to him first, then this NPC would have kept Bambieshart’s Brocade and survived the dungeon, and he would have given you the Coldheart Slivers, a pair of daggers that’s essential to every late-game build

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's it. That's the joke.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You would think the fact that literally every single woman who has ever had medical care has had their problems ignored would get people more engaged in making doctors take women more seriously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon isn't fooled by planes⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.

  But steel is heavier than water

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What did he see?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I should have heeded that warning

  I made it 45 seconds

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Genius⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”

  Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s considered by chemists to be a universal solvent. It’s more acidic than bleach. And they want this stuff in our tap water!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoos⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t understand. Donald Trump literally believes that Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s knuckles *literally read M-S-1-3."

  A video of him saying as much.

  [A picture of said knuckle tattoo.)[gizmodo.com/…/trump-fake-abrego-garcia-1400x932.j…]

  He does not realize that the letters and numbers are edited in. He thinks the letters and numbers are part of the tattoos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of these are bullshit. I can see banning “goon,” but cardiac arrest meme? Anime words? Animal noises? Let the kids have fun ffs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: you're still sleeping and it's still the weekend⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get you some blackout curtains, and throw anything with a blue LED in the ocean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wtf do you do with that thing

  Looks like it breaks into bank vaults on the regular

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never been offended like this in my entire life. This goes beyond a mere difference in opinions, it’s like we’re disagreeing on the shape of a sphere

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose a number, 1-5!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Long handle, long thin straight tines, large round pan so it fits nicely in your hand, 2 is basically the ideal for

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you understand how many people 350 million is? How did this worm ridden ball sack float to the top?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m fairly confident saying he’s the worst. He’s the only guy who is both in favor of spreading as many fatal communicable diseases as possible, and in a position to manifest that desire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches Jurassic Park⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  >kid in a movie written by adults: “I am a distinguished reader of scientific literature”

  >kid I made up in my own mind: “hurr durr I’m illiterate”

  Idunno dude, seems like maybe the one writing the “2020 kid’s” dialogue is the problem

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it let me do that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Google forced my assistant to change to Gemini. The only thing that cursed machine has ever heard me say is “how do I switch back to the old Google Assistant?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays old games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll believe that Silksong releases this year when it’s on my Xbox and I’m playing it, and not a moment sooner

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays old games⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wrt to gaming and other entertainment media, it’s only easy to find the gems now because the dirt has mostly been sifted out of the old stuff. There’s a reason you still hear people talking about Cowboy Bebop, and not Brain Powerd