starman2112
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on I'm not okay. 6 days ago:
Oh yeah? What next, don’t mow my lawn every day?
- Comment on A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit 1 week ago:
They’re on that fuckin grindset, workin eight 16 hour days a week lmao they don’t have time to step on a bus or walk down the street
- Comment on A Completely Natural Conversation in the NYC Reddit 1 week ago:
I use the em-dash a lot. It’s not just about the presence of one, the issue is that LLMs know they exist but don’t know where they go. It’s sort of like a semicolon, which goes where neither a comma nor a period feel right. An em-dashes simply goes where neither comma nor period nor semicolon feels right
On my keyboard, I just click the button on the bottom left to see punctuation, and then long-press the hyphen
- Comment on YouTube "search results" 1 week ago:
You wanted to find “KSP ssto tutorial?” Are you sure you wouldn’t rather rewatch a Technology Connections video you watched last week?
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 2 weeks ago:
Hot take: gamepass is preferable to a digital storefront. Any game you “buy” digitally is only somewhat less temporary than gamepass. At least gamepass doesn’t fool you into thinking you own the games you’re playing
- Comment on Xbox Game Pass might be getting a price hike 2 weeks ago:
Downvoted for no reason. Like, Clair Obscur was free on Gamepass. I ain’t hearing shit about how it isn’t worth the price tag
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 2 weeks ago:
Frankly I could probably make do with what I got. If I redownloaded every anime I ever watched, I’d have a little over 4 years worth of material to watch and rewatch over and over again. But if I never saw anything new, I’d never see anything new, and all my favorite shows were new once
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 2 weeks ago:
Unironically the best greentext I ever read was the bottomless pit one written by AI
That was like 3 years ago when generative AI was fun and whimsical
- Comment on Anon predicts the future 2 weeks ago:
I have long-since decided to stop watching new media altogether, opting instead for anime that I downloaded and hoarded before 2030, that I can verify was made before generative AI gained popularity
And I’m open to recommendations
- Comment on Alternatively 2 weeks ago:
Yeah women have famously never had really really bad times with marriage
You know how the suicide rate among women plummeted when no-fault divorce became a thing? Total coincidence
- Comment on Alternatively 2 weeks ago:
Ooh I wonder if any of these 59 comments are from dudes who think this is an actual product and not an art piece intended to spark discussion about the importance of consent
- Comment on "And my dick fucks your wife more than you do. What's your point?" 3 weeks ago:
All these comments are trying too hard. The only two options are “OK?” and “that watch?”
Verbose disses only work in rap
- Comment on Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄 3 weeks ago:
Why the fuck is it still installed
- Comment on my phone turning my headphone volume one notch from silent halfway through a song then telling me off for turning it back up 3 weeks ago:
I would like this feature, if there was any customizability. Let me set my own limit, and let me change it per device (headphones should have limits, speakers shouldn’t)
- Comment on want to be a woman 3 weeks ago:
Could be like me, with an insatiable need to find the source of any artwork they find
They beat me by like 2 minutes
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 4 weeks ago:
That was basically my exact response when someone made the comparison. Ostensibly though, the idea is that you get a random result in your happy meal, and it’s designed to encourage you to buy more to collect them all. If the only difference is in the reality of being able to essentially bribe the House, then I don’t see a meaningful distinction.
I guess we’re dating now. Lemme know next time you’re in Kansas so we can catch a movie or something
- Comment on Realistically 4 weeks ago:
Enter a Sherlock Holmes-esque state of hyper awareness. Calculate the distance to the log based on parallax and distance between my eyes. Calculate time to impact given relative speeds (this calculation costs precious microseconds but is indispensable). Note the positions of every car around and the age and apparent gender of every driver. Adjust the steering wheel so that the log impacts right between myself and my passenger. Upon impact, adjust steering based on road position and positions and probable reactions of other drivers to bring my car safely to a stop without causing further damage.
- Comment on do you think freewill truly exists? 4 weeks ago:
Anyone down for a sustained meaningful relationship? I’d really like to discuss the comparisons and contrasts between Happy Meal toys and gambling
- Comment on Anon is an audiophile wannabe (he uses .mp3) 4 weeks ago:
I still can’t believe Bethesda successfully sued for legal ownership of a fucking literature format
It’s not as bad as nintenroNintendo successfully suing for ownership of balls with things in them, but still some hot bullshit
- Comment on Anon measures up 4 weeks ago:
This is like interpreting Dickens, let’s see if I’m smarter than an English major
Isn’t the world average supposed to be like 4 or slightly under at ~100 mm. Donkey Kong’s are like wildly mutated freaks. Porn just needs them because a camera is in the way so diagonosexnastics is required.
They posit that the average penis is around 4 inches long, and that porn tends to employ people with abnormally large penises so they look better on camera.
It’s a rather dumb plot hole IMO. I never met a drummer rocket scientist type. I’m sure they are out there somewhere, but pounding the cervix like a drum is a boring tune fit for an absentee-alpha brain. If that is what a person is interested in – ehh just consider me tiny to maybe make you feel a little better.
Here it’s getting more metaphorical. They poetically compare sex with someone with a large penis to “pounding the cervix like a drum,” drawing a contrast against someone with a more standard penis who has to use it more intelligently (a “rocket scientist” in this analogy).
If you feel self conscious, become a roadie (bicycle). Everyone says I won’t wear the clothes and we all learn the clothes have a solid purposeful reason to exist. A few years of solid riding and you will not give a fuck about how anyone thinks of your junk. If you want to look, go ahead you dirty slut. I don’t care if you look or that you are a slut.
Here they’re poetically describing someone who receives anal sex regularly as a “roadie” or a “bicycle,” suggesting that once you’ve had a variety of penises of varying size inside of you, you’ll feel a lot less self conscious about whatever you’re packing.
- Comment on Anon measures up 4 weeks ago:
I imagine the girth may be an issue with King Kong. 12 inches is manageable, but I have no idea how thick a gorilla’s dick is
But also I’m aware of Bad Dragon. No matter its size, there are people who would enjoy it
- Comment on science never ends 4 weeks ago:
All science is influenced by the current academic landscape and researchers’ funding sources. Now let’s discuss my new theory that gravity isn’t real…
- Comment on science never ends 4 weeks ago:
Still fucks with me that someone could have written an essay about the impossibility of heavier than air flight at the age of 20, and lived to see the moon landing. That speed of technological progress is absolutely unheard of in human history. It would be like growing up believing the earth to be the center of the universe, and then living to see the discovery of other galaxies. It would be like growing up a hunter-gatherer and buying a pizza in a grocery store.
- Comment on Anon reflects on a conundrum 5 weeks ago:
The solution is to talk to women in person while you’re a 7 instead of over the internet where you’re a 3
- Comment on Every NPC sidequest 5 weeks ago:
You made an irreversible mistake by talking to this NPC before talking to Ser Gonarsta. If you’d talked to him first, then this NPC would have kept Bambieshart’s Brocade and survived the dungeon, and he would have given you the Coldheart Slivers, a pair of daggers that’s essential to every late-game build
- Comment on That's it. That's the joke. 5 weeks ago:
You would think the fact that literally every single woman who has ever had medical care has had their problems ignored would get people more engaged in making doctors take women more seriously
- Comment on Anon isn't fooled by planes 5 weeks ago:
As long as the tanker weights less than the weight of all that water it displaced, it will float.
But steel is heavier than water
- Comment on What did he see? 1 month ago:
I should have heeded that warning
I made it 45 seconds
- Comment on Genius 1 month ago:
“Heh, you made one mistake… Your safety’s on.”
Then I immediately be killed in an attempt to do some action movie shit, but can you imagine if that worked? That would be sick
- Comment on At least 4,500 Americans per year die from hydroxyl acid exposure 1 month ago:
It’s considered by chemists to be a universal solvent. It’s more acidic than bleach. And they want this stuff in our tap water!