I can’t believe people still think Bigfoot is real. It’s obviously just a Yeti in a gorilla suit.
He's camera shy
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ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Those water coolers look nothing like a gorilla.
rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Bigfoot was the second shooter at JFK’s assassination so he had to go into hiding but was subsequently killed by the CIA
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
CIA kills JFK. CIA creates Bigfoot. Bigfoot kills JFK. CIA kills Bigfoot.
Some Nietzsche shit right there.
sundray@lemmus.org 1 day ago
subsequently killed by the CIA
And the reverse vampires!
Snailpope@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You mean those very tan people, you can only see in mirrors, who donate blood and love garlic and the lowercase t?
msprout@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Where does The Rand Corporation fit into all of this again?
rustyfish@lemmy.world 1 day ago
The true story: Fives “older self” fired the first shot, it got redirected back at him by „Days of Future Past“ Magneto. But then a SCP-1000 Bigfoot stepped in as the replacement sniper. World History is crazy.
onslaught545@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
They were mad bigfoot beat them to it.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
And ghosts too. You’d think we’d all be up to our eyeballs in ghosts videos by now but no.
We all know why of course. Ghosts are just lazy. How can I be expected to believe in a group who clearly don’t believe in themselves?
kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
I feel like there was an uptick in ghost and similar unexplained phenomena sightings every time some new camera technology came out though just from people not understanding the new kinds of artifacts those medias produced.
Dr_Box@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Keep this graph away from my dad. Let the poor man believe!
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 day ago
This is because we have seen a lot of new tech that makes cameras water resistant/proof and technological advancements in submarines. No one’s made a backwoods proof camera yet.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Keep Bigfoot’s name out of your filthy mouth.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
Are you talking about Terry?
Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Unlabled chart. Smh
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 18 hours ago
I hate to say it, but this graph just made the most compelling argument against the noble Squatch I’ve ever seen. Not that I believed, but this has to be the ultimate hope-killer for true believers.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 hours ago
I was convinced a long time ago when someone pointed out to me that we’ve never found a single corpse, set of bones, fossil, etc. of any kind of bigfoot/yeti/etc. ever.
WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 day ago
And ufos too.
Klear@lemmy.world 1 day ago
We got a lot better at identifying FOs.
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
low quality camera: holy shit what is that? is that an alien!!! where is my cow?? the aliens took it!!!
high quality camera: holy shit why is there a hubcap going to space at 999999999mph???
teenagers on TikTok: TODAY WE SRE TAKING THIS COW TO MCDONALD’S!!!
notsosure@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Here in Europe we don’t believe in that shit, read somewhere that it correlates with education
frostphunk@lemmy.ml 23 hours ago
Don’t believe in cameras, giant squids, or Bigfoot
👀
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Ok, go step in that faerie ring. See what happens
Kolanaki@pawb.social 22 hours ago
“Aww gross! I got spored on!”
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
sorry to break the news bro, cameras exist.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
Cameras are just birds in disguise.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
I wonder how this graph will be affected by AI image generation
BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
No giant squid in the comments??? Let me fix that
Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Whoa, I would have never guessed bigfoot onlyfans was so unpopular - at last it’s a steady following.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Every year in April, I used to check whether someone had uploaded a new video of a giant squid. I was always so excited! When I was growing up, these things were mythologized nearly to the same degree as unicorns or dragons, so seeing them, even in tatters and bobbing across the surface of the water like a mess of smelly pool noodles, was a nearly religious experience.
I quit this year because AI videos are all that I can find. I don’t need chopped up videos of giant squids stating that they’re “colossal squids” in uncanny AI cadence written by an AI and edited by an AI. I don’t need AI-produced replications of giant squids swimming or melting. I just want to find out whether any more scientific expeditions have filmed a creature I used to consider a legend.
We live in an era beyond objective, filmable truth, and that pisses me off.
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 day ago
It’s so sad. I feel like we need to be hoarding all sorts of random media that was put out pre-AI, because it’s flooding everything. Videos, music, gaming, historical photos/videos…
Random example: I have a folder of desktop wallpapers that I’ve been casually adding to for the last decade or so. Literally thousands of them by this point, but I haven’t added anything recently because every source is inundated with AI generations now.
sundray@lemmus.org 14 hours ago
Like pre-atomic-steel.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
This is as good a time as any to recommend downloading a copy of Wikipedia! And if you already have your copy, please seed afterward!
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 1 day ago
I don’t even mind AI stuff existing, but there probably should be a tag for it
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Out of curiosity, any particular reason you checked in April every year?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
None, really. Started devouring every morsel of information I could a bit over a decade ago, until it turned into less than a trickle in April, and then I quit. Then April sprang back the year after, I remembered my compulsion, and I checked for more information again, until there was nothing left. And then it turned into a tradition for me.