Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
- Comment on It didn't rise... 1 week ago:
Soon to be inbread then.
- Comment on It didn't rise... 1 week ago:
Why is it growing a baguette??
- Comment on Capitalism isn't the problem, THIS is the problem, and I've watched it roll over us for 40 years. [3 min. video] 1 week ago:
Not just a symptom, basically the goal everyone is trying to reach, it’s like the thing to do, the only metric.
- Comment on Cursed worm by Stitchywithliviee 1 week ago:
If I win the lottery I won’t tell anyone but a house full of all the famous long furbies will be a clue.
- Comment on Make me feel like a man 1 week ago:
Actively cooled dildo, I approve.
- Comment on Skier narrowly avoids a crevasse 1 week ago:
If y’all want some sound with that:
catbox.moe/9tdwjo.mp4 - Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
By the end of the year they are gonna adopt the metric system!
(Now which organisation needs to invent a fake medal to get that done?)
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
Floor egg.
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 1 week ago:
So many NSFL events in schools all year, that big annual NSFL event in a bowl watched my millions, all the advertisers sponsoring NSFL stuff, etc.
- Comment on A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it. 1 week ago:
Oh, I absolutely loved all of them, but it’s def a different kind of sci-fi (less human-techy).
- Comment on A rogue object so strange, scientists aren’t sure what to call it. 1 week ago:
I love that whole series!!
But yes, this simp is basically a failed star that was prob flung out of some nursery.
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
Listen, nobody knows what happened to Stacey’s boyfriend’s head, it’s just an unsolved mystery, ok!!
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
Maybe outside are the ants & millipedes that skip lunch bcs they are too cool for school?
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
(How do I plan such a funeral for myself?)
- Comment on Statistically, probably with the beetles. 🪲 1 week ago:
Idk, I feel like they would group differently.
The popular high-fashion ones (mantis, jumping spider) would be at one table, goths at the other, jocks are already together (beetles), goodly two-shoes nerds (bees) also, …
- Comment on WHY??? 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Nature 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Any guesses? 2 weeks ago:
A special gear for grannies??
That’s some sick GTA shit. - Comment on You mean there's a better way‽ 1 month ago:
Y’all don’t just eat it whole?
So wasteful.
- Comment on A love story 3 months ago:
Anti-bidet propaganda ursine gets paid well by the tp lobby, still shits in the woods.
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 3 months ago:
Are you mad, what if they reverse their polarity in the vicinity of 5G signals??
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 3 months ago:
‘Vibe-healing.’
We await AI homeopathy healers.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
You can count the jpeg rings.
- Comment on Watching the news can be dangerous 3 months ago:
Ok, this tech (arcane service?) but with porn.
- Comment on Fun fact 3 months ago:
“It happened again, go clean it up.”
“Really? That’s the third time today, that’s a new record.”
- Comment on Fun fact 3 months ago:
This paper is something you produce if they catch you shitting in their display shitters.
- Comment on Misty Mountains 3 months ago:
I like this new deep lotr lore.
The Sauron eye (from the movies) with a clam foot sticking out of it?
And smaller eyes surrounding the eye?The one ring featuring a pearl?
Orcs being born from giant clams?
- Comment on Choose one before starting the game... 4 months ago:
UK is in which tub zone … ?
- Comment on Anon goes home 4 months ago:
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 4 months ago:
I know the medics are warning me ‘don’t do it’, but they are not my supervisors!!