Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
- Comment on Watching the news can be dangerous 1 day ago:
Ok, this tech (arcane service?) but with porn.
- Comment on Fun fact 2 days ago:
“It happened again, go clean it up.”
“Really? That’s the third time today, that’s a new record.”
- Comment on Fun fact 2 days ago:
This paper is something you produce if they catch you shitting in their display shitters.
- Comment on Misty Mountains 2 days ago:
I like this new deep lotr lore.
The Sauron eye (from the movies) with a clam foot sticking out of it?
And smaller eyes surrounding the eye?The one ring featuring a pearl?
Orcs being born from giant clams?
- Comment on Choose one before starting the game... 4 days ago:
UK is in which tub zone … ?
- Comment on Anon goes home 4 days ago:
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 5 days ago:
I know the medics are warning me ‘don’t do it’, but they are not my supervisors!!
- Comment on I hate when this happens and I bet you do too 5 days ago:
the same outfit as you
but better
- Comment on New idea 5 days ago:
Pp pipelines.
“Ppp.” - Comment on New idea 5 days ago:
Cum pipes when??
- Comment on If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience 1 week ago:
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 1 week ago:
Hot & up my butt?
Had to update my preferences.
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 1 week ago:
Up my butt?
- Comment on Expert here. 1 week ago:
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 1 week ago:
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 1 week ago:
Yes, I understood the quote, my reply was just an attempt to derive some random abstract humour from it.
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 1 week ago:
… however … Awful Taste But Great Execution.
That’s really not badly done.
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 1 week ago:
For real tho, palpable.
And imagine recurring guests coming for the ambiance. - Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 1 week ago:
Your penis.
(It automatically cuts it off.) - Comment on OP cleans his fridge 1 week ago:
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
- Comment on He was a snacc 1 week ago:
- Comment on Speculation 1 week ago:
Fungi: “Whaa? Where did everyone go? Guys??” :(
- Comment on Speculation 1 week ago:
Dang, this is a bit too absolutely correct.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 1 week ago:
… so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I’m embarking on an … unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 1 week ago:
So y’all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.
- Comment on Fantastic experience 2 weeks ago:
[doctor, speaking with their mouth full] Who do you think took them?
- Comment on Creative writing 2 weeks ago:
Oh, yeah, totally, I didn’t even detect anything bad with that scenario - my joke-point was centered around the fact that the teacher “was mad” about the outcome.
NSFW/SFW stuff should be part of the general rules of the class or school anyway.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
… ok but they could make a legit Bond movie (within the Bond universe and everything) but cast the whole gang in it (the four of them on the “good” side ofc, maybe Waitress as the villain.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
Whatever is the opposite is this answer is what op was looking for.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 2 weeks ago:
(As a zombie)