Evil_Shrubbery
@Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
- Comment on A love story 1 week ago:
Anti-bidet propaganda ursine gets paid well by the tp lobby, still shits in the woods.
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 1 week ago:
Are you mad, what if they reverse their polarity in the vicinity of 5G signals??
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 1 week ago:
‘Vibe-healing.’
We await AI homeopathy healers.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
You can count the jpeg rings.
- Comment on Watching the news can be dangerous 3 weeks ago:
Ok, this tech (arcane service?) but with porn.
- Comment on Fun fact 3 weeks ago:
“It happened again, go clean it up.”
“Really? That’s the third time today, that’s a new record.”
- Comment on Fun fact 3 weeks ago:
This paper is something you produce if they catch you shitting in their display shitters.
- Comment on Misty Mountains 3 weeks ago:
I like this new deep lotr lore.
The Sauron eye (from the movies) with a clam foot sticking out of it?
And smaller eyes surrounding the eye?The one ring featuring a pearl?
Orcs being born from giant clams?
- Comment on Choose one before starting the game... 3 weeks ago:
UK is in which tub zone … ?
- Comment on Anon goes home 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on They don't make 'em like they used to 3 weeks ago:
I know the medics are warning me ‘don’t do it’, but they are not my supervisors!!
- Comment on I hate when this happens and I bet you do too 3 weeks ago:
the same outfit as you
but better
- Comment on New idea 3 weeks ago:
Pp pipelines.
“Ppp.” - Comment on New idea 3 weeks ago:
Cum pipes when??
- Comment on If you were born after 1990, you've never had this experience 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 4 weeks ago:
Hot & up my butt?
Had to update my preferences.
- Comment on W.a.m.d.i.i. 4 weeks ago:
Up my butt?
- Comment on Expert here. 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 4 weeks ago:
Yes, I understood the quote, my reply was just an attempt to derive some random abstract humour from it.
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 4 weeks ago:
… however … Awful Taste But Great Execution.
That’s really not badly done.
- Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 4 weeks ago:
For real tho, palpable.
And imagine recurring guests coming for the ambiance. - Comment on Seen in a public bathroom. What am I missing? 4 weeks ago:
Your penis.
(It automatically cuts it off.) - Comment on OP cleans his fridge 4 weeks ago:
Eldritch bean, not ripe yet.
- Comment on He was a snacc 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on Speculation 4 weeks ago:
Fungi: “Whaa? Where did everyone go? Guys??” :(
- Comment on Speculation 4 weeks ago:
Dang, this is a bit too absolutely correct.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 4 weeks ago:
… so you saying out there be roaming boobs with mighty penises growing out of them??
Eww!
But brb, I’m embarking on an … unrelated expedition of science & new frontiers.
- Comment on Anon did philosophy 4 weeks ago:
So y’all want boobs filled with pennies??
(Or nutsack, or both - whatever floats your enlightenment.)I guess the sound would add a whole new level of fun.
- Comment on Fantastic experience 4 weeks ago:
[doctor, speaking with their mouth full] Who do you think took them?