It didn't rise...

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• realitista@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Put a penis in it.

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  • cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “A”? Rookie crumbers.

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• mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Gives new meaning to the Norwegian term “morrabrød” (morning bread), which is to wake up with a hard-on.

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• WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe if you wore something sexy and shown some skin it would have risen to the occasion.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is it growing a baguette??

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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its just happy to see you

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    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Soon to be inbread then.

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• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s what they call a male loaf, or pain masculin in French.

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• massacre@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m no bread doctor but it looks like your loaf has a prolapse.

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• Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That biscuit’s pretty limp.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s what happens when bakers Break Stuff

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Amazing reference. Get yourself a cookie.

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    • Veedem@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thank you. That’s the entire reason I did.

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    • Sc00ter@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And stick it up you… yeah

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• PrimarilyPrimate@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The loaf is upside down, that’s what’s wrong!

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• FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Try Viagra

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• GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  you didn’t fluff it enough.

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This. You need to cup the flour into balls and accept the yeasty biproducts

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• 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No slit? Bread penis it is.

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• cliffracer_cloaka@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sex pain

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• CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You forgot to put googly eyes on it!

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Why is that bread a clam?

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• chocrates@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Honestly it looks like you did really well

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• DaveyRocket@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Try showing it a dirty magazine.

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• thatradomguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  George from Seinfeld saying I think it moved animation graphic

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• WorldieBoi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  looks like an eloafant to me

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Try watching corn before action.

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• purple_mimosa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s actually pretty solid for a first try! My first few all came out liquid.

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• BlameTheAntifa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Next time, put it somewhere warm and moist and let it rise before you turn up the heat.

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• wabafee@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Looks flaccid

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• Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They must have used dill dough

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bernd Das Blobfish

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• ChrisMcMillan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You have to use female flour

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You let it ride too long.

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