LemmyKnowsBest

@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this Boss Baby's troubled cousin?⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Live fast, die young.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this Boss Baby's troubled cousin?⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  But that’s not meth face. That is a genetic baby face covered in tattoos, and the tattoos indicate he’s had a traumatic life.

  Meth face would be hollowed-out cheeks, gaunt face, rotting teeth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is this Boss Baby's troubled cousin?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what his genetic glitch was causing him eternal baby face

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yuukoslavia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yugoslavia ceased existing long before emojis were invented.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nope, not visiting that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I know one person IRL who was a frequenter of Little St John Island, aka Epstein Island. Wealthy man who made that trip regularly. He was not particularly attractive but he was wealthy. This is the place old wealthy men would go to get sexual satisfaction when nobody else will give it to them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're closest friends always want you to be smiling and happy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  YOU ARE CLOSEST

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Even their fish are fucked up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  And your contributions bring us joy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Work smarter, not harder⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I like the cut of your jib. You’re hired!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah what an obscure reference from 3 years ago, and apparently I saw it 3 years ago because I had already upvoted it & a bunch of comments 3 years ago 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A new quest appears...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like you need two separate phones dedicated for each specific task.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is my 6,000th post on Lemmy. It's been great eating beans and learning how not to poop for 3 days with you guys! Brb, gotta send my weekly nudes to the admins⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t understand her bean reference and I’m scrolling down the comments trying to figure it out and it’s still pretty cryptic down here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Truth Is Out There⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Everything that comes out of Trump’s mouth is bullshit, And nobody has ever seen Bigfoot, so Ithis is an amusing valid comparison.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word ofs wisedome⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is inspiring me to go out and find restaurants that serve horse meat even though it’s listed as beef on the menu, and stay hydrated. Forward this meme to all your aunts & grandmas. Share the inspiration with others.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are americans taking health advice from a former heroin addict ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even his own family members have said he is in no state of mind or health to be in any position of authority whatsoever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tacos for dinner⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Does Lemmy have a “depression meals” community where it would be full of posts like this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you have a dog you know that this is true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok but most dogs do not return to an inhospitable uncomfortable docking station. Doggo in photo is special.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They only come out at night⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but I’m having trouble figuring out how her shoulders can bend like that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If this is true, OOP probably had some long unresolved trauma and/or underlying guilt religious indoctrination or obesity, low self-esteem or depression or something similar holding him back for that long. Not sure if this greentext was a word-for-word quoted conversation between a real-life patient & therapist, but if so, that therapist’s credentials need to be revoked. More likely the conversation was an imaginary one from some OOP’s lazy self-deprecating imagination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to therapy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah even I’m a beautiful girl and I was just laying here an hour ago thinking how much I want to have sex right now but the problem is when there’s nobody around to have sex with. That’s the problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨welp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No. Have you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Under duress, with crushing feelings of obligation, guilt, shame, horror, and dread of course 😄

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[meme] choochoo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Come back and proofread what you wrote and fix it so it’s intelligible.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get this filth out of my sight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Porn is kinda like alcohol. It’s poison & the worst drug & most people are addicted to it so it will never be illegal or frowned upon. Oh but wait, there are some jurisdictions where those things are indeed illegal and/or strongly limited/regulated. Because they are powerful & harmful things.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get this filth out of my sight⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong. People are downvoting because that’s the perspective of the audience here. Everyone who’s here is just taking a break between porn sessions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Self-Care⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Another one that might already exist: “My tits are down here.” With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey don’t blame all of us. It’s just that one guy with dementia who paints his skin orange.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m pretty sure we have those in usa. It has many names, like commuter train.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New life⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is the most appropriate thing to say to a deceased person.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lemmy: Beans ⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too soon?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that an afro on his head or a mushroom cloud?