LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on Halloween is coming up, folks. So here's your third idea for a costume 6 days ago:
is pre-transformation He-Man sexy scrawny blonde twink?
- Comment on Got my pumpkin today. All ready for Halloween 6 days ago:
Make sure you show her this picture and tell her that’s what made you think of her.
- Comment on This pasta is creepy 1 week ago:
Osteoporosis?
- Comment on Found a dog 1 week ago:
In that case, this is a funny post and the person who wrote it has sense of humor. I approve.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
When I was younger I could walk all day with no pain or fatigue or limitations. In 40s & 50s now feet & hips & low back scream “stop!” around mile 9.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
Eating this way is pure health and no stress and no shopping and no cooking. I have never felt better. It’s so freaking easy. My athletic performance is off the charts too and I’m 50 years old.
And it’s vegan. It’s not people 🙄 I’m on year nine of living like this, and every time I hear someone make a Soylent Green joke it only serves to show me your level of nutritional intelligence and most likely your level of health which is probably not great because you make jokes about nutrition instead of caring about nutrition and eating nutritiously.
- Comment on OK what is your Roman name? 1 week ago:
Meal Squares -ius
Which reminds me, I’m running out and need to unpause my subscription ASAP
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 1 week ago:
😆 I was kinda thinking someone would tell me that.
- Comment on Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand 1 week ago:
Especially great for the communal roll of tape that came from the communal junk drawer. Tell all your family members & colleagues about the tongue licking tape trick. A real bonding opportunity.
- Comment on Especiallyif you drink scotch beforehand 1 week ago:
If so, I must be no one 😢
- Comment on So...how the fuck do I trust *anything*? 1 week ago:
Are you perchance about 25 years old? A lot of people say they kind of awaken around that age when the frontal lobe has fully developed. Like it’s an overwhelming overnight epiphany of everything.
- Comment on Harry Poet in the flash 2 weeks ago:
What did he spell wrong?
He probably spelled it the same way Mrs Marten intended because she was literally talking about poetry.
- Comment on Who got raptured today? 2 weeks ago:
All the false prophets are currently unavailable for comment because they’ve been high AF the last couple days.
- Comment on Thanks for the memories 2 weeks ago:
Some people started screaming not knowing what it was.
And they’ll continue screaming forever just because
- Comment on Do all American stores have greeters? 2 weeks ago:
Your first paragraph I know is humorous but what keeps them from stealing from stores they’re working at as greeters? Too busy standing around at the front of the store to steal anything?
- Comment on They recalled the radioactive shrimp again. Why? My research shows you can just cook off the radiation. 2 weeks ago:
They clearly said that boiling the shrimp then discarding the water would REDUCE, more specifically HALF the radiation levels.
- Comment on hyperbaric oxygen chamber 2 weeks ago:
Ok but we still can’t deny that Mediterranean cuisine is maximum nutritious & maximum yummy.
- Comment on Hopefully THIS does not describe you 2 weeks ago:
I’m offended that you’re attributing this quote to Aristotle. I have nothing more to contribute.
- Comment on *slurp* 2 weeks ago:
He sucks.
- Comment on Amen 2 weeks ago:
*its
- Comment on N. 5 2 weeks ago:
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 3 weeks ago:
That IS a fun fact 😃
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 3 weeks ago:
The audience over there is definitely a lot less intelligent than we have over here. And the bots & reposts & even bots COMMENTING are probably an overwhelming majority of the audience over there. It’s sick & pointless & a waste of time & I must break the addiction.
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 3 weeks ago:
I had no problem taking this innocent heartfelt greentext post at face value, but would you agree, the comments have been aneurysm-inducing.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 3 weeks ago:
Wow and you just taught me the definition of “portmanteau” in context too. I never really knew what that word meant but it sounds like a big fancy wooden piece of furniture.
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 3 weeks ago:
I’m glad you deleted your comment because I can still see it in my inbox and I was about to come here and rip you a new one 😆
- Comment on Friends are a bloatware. 3 weeks ago:
😆🤷🏼♀️ It’s funny because if you saw me you’d never guess I feel this way C’est moi & boyfriend 😆
- Comment on Anon asks out a friend 3 weeks ago:
If by “straight” you mean heterosexual and you’re doubting the story is heterosexual, read it again. There are pronouns in there. This is a heterosexual story.
- Comment on Friends are a bloatware. 3 weeks ago:
This is too relatable. The moment I see bloatware I uninstall it. I truly feel the same way about “friends.” I don’t see what purpose they serve other than take up my time and exhaust me.
- Comment on My friend got this when she tried to view a Reddit post about a dental issue that got marked as NSFW 3 weeks ago:
I was banned 5 days ago for 6 days. Can I be strong enough not to go back? Please give me the strength to stay away.