LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on [meme] choochoo 3 days ago:
Come back and proofread what you wrote and fix it so it’s intelligible.
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 4 days ago:
Porn is kinda like alcohol. It’s poison & the worst drug & most people are addicted to it so it will never be illegal or frowned upon. Oh but wait, there are some jurisdictions where those things are indeed illegal and/or strongly limited/regulated. Because they are powerful & harmful things.
- Comment on Get this filth out of my sight 5 days ago:
You’re not wrong. People are downvoting because that’s the perspective of the audience here. Everyone who’s here is just taking a break between porn sessions.
- Comment on Self-Care 5 days ago:
Another one that might already exist: “My tits are down here.” With a picture of tits on the T-shirt.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 6 days ago:
Hey don’t blame all of us. It’s just that one guy with dementia who paints his skin orange.
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 6 days ago:
I’m pretty sure we have those in usa. It has many names, like commuter train.
- Comment on New life 6 days ago:
That is the most appropriate thing to say to a deceased person.
- Comment on Lemmy: Beans 6 days ago:
I don’t understand. “Prevents” is correct. But she said “forbids.”
- Comment on Too soon? 1 week ago:
Is that an afro on his head or a mushroom cloud?
- Comment on Weekend 1 week ago:
Today is saturday. That means I have to work all weekend. My next day off will be monday.
- Comment on lottery ticket time 1 week ago:
Only $17? Then how do you explain all those twenties and fifties she’s got strewn about her bosom?
- Comment on As long as the temperature stays in a very narrow optimal range for me, it's over for you bitches! 1 week ago:
She really did display some phenomenal acting skills in that video.
- Comment on Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr 1 week ago:
You’re not wrong! Surely there are enough s******l anti-ICE people among us who’d be up to the task. They’d be heroes. Martyrs.
- Comment on Is there anyway I can screw around with ICE? I need a new hobby I come from a long line of immigrants. If i send my home address and phone number will they actually come and deport me to choose a cntr 1 week ago:
I assume he reached his character count limit, so I interpreted the last word as “control” although I’m not completely sure he was talking about.
But yeah you’re right, OP definitely got swooped up by ice.
- Comment on The boy who was relentlessly bullied by his uncle 1 week ago:
My ex husband couldn’t hold conversations. He could only quote fragments of lines from movies & Simpsons & Futurama.
- Comment on smart 1 week ago:
Was giraffe in previous life
- Comment on (TW) Phishing mail in 2026 1 week ago:
No matter how tempted you may be, never click links in emails. You can go to your own settings without using that link in the email.
- Comment on The cycle we are all living in 1 week ago:
Why aren’t gym & rock climbing & pole dancing on that flow chart?
- Comment on 🐍 🐦 🪹 1 week ago:
How does bird squeeze through that tiny mail slot?
- Comment on i am a simple person 1 week ago:
Don’t worry the 2nd player brings their own controller and you both figure out how to do put both of your controllers together.
- Comment on always watching 1 week ago:
The only place I can’t reach on my body is my right shoulder blade. God should’ve put my genitals there.
- Comment on I can still smell them 1 week ago:
We used to just lay those strips on the ground and throw rocks at 'em. Good times.
- Comment on Life pro tip for friends of pharmacists 1 week ago:
If you’re ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.
- Comment on Garlic sauce 1 week ago:
Since when is origami water-tight & leak-proof?
Those origami boxes are intended to hold rice.
- Comment on I Forged my Own Tools and Gun to Make This Sandwich From Scratch — How to Make Everything [1:04:18] 1 week ago:
Okay I’m not quite that hardcore but it kinda reminds me of the time I spent hundreds of dollars on a juicer and obscure ingredients (like spironella etc) to make one smoothie. Only used it once. And a few years later I threw it all away. Or donated it to Goodwill.
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 1 week ago:
You mean the box we can check “exempt from withholdings”?
I checked it once for a job I had sometime within the last 15 years., but the IRS obviously ignored it.
- Comment on Hate it when this happens 1 week ago:
The irony is that the shower cap & goggles cause cancer in the state of California, so we just can’t win over here.
- Comment on What's it going to take to truly stop the US? 1 week ago:
Oh sure, I’ll just request a new W-4 from my human resources department and this time I’ll check the box “Do not deduct taxes from my paychecks.” Why didn’t I ever think of that before? /s
- Comment on Still trying to figure it out... 1 week ago:
Aw cute naughty kitty. Glad you’re ok
- Comment on if I ever have grandkids that is 2 weeks ago:
Also we were taught that some of our great grandparents’ contemporaries had to spend their entire lives in an iron lung. Was that true? Their entire lives? Like they were never able to get up and walk around and participate in life in between iron lung sessions?