LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on I saw a turd on my way home from work! 1 hour ago:
It is interesting to see the different paint jobs these people come up with.
I saw one on the freeway a few months ago that was literally a mirror. An iridescent rainbow mirror. It was so distracting I think it should have been illegal, hubble-telescope-caliber spotless immaculate reflections of all the cars & lights & road & sky. It was quite distracting and was holding up traffic until each car driver eventually snapped out of their hypnotic awe and passed the bugger.
- Comment on Slingshot is a nice detail 😁 1 hour ago:
Our solar system is just a bunch of playful rowdy kids, and the Sun is their bedraggled mother.
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 1 hour ago:
Compasses point north, not to any nearest magnet. If compasses pointed to any nearest magnet, they wouldn’t work as intended.
- Comment on Cows are magnetic and it's about time we accepted that 1 hour ago:
Damn, did you make your username specifically for this post? 🐄
- Comment on prudish mom 1 hour ago:
There is no sensory reward for Sarah to put a dildo in her mouth.
- Comment on prudish mom 1 hour ago:
Now there are at least THREE definitions of BBC.
- Comment on prudish mom 1 hour ago:
She’s like intellectually horny because she posts funny things that make us think & laugh, while refraining from posting her naked horny body everywhere. This is highly commendable horny behavior.
- Comment on Word up 5 hours ago:
Okay enjoy then. I suppose they could be useful for smuggling in a lot of extra contraband to events and for shoplifting haha
- Comment on Word up 9 hours ago:
They were never cool. Don’t waste your money buying these, and don’t embarrass yourself trying to wear these 🤣
- Comment on Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts? 16 hours ago:
OP’s friend is here, we can talk to them.
- Comment on Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts? 16 hours ago:
Aaah the plot thickens
- Comment on Can a reasonable person genuinely believe in ghosts? 17 hours ago:
I have both feet planted firmly in the real world but I have experienced three or four undeniably supernatural things in my life and yeah it does happen sometimes.
- Comment on The irony 17 hours ago:
Oh fuck, it’s not?? Then where the hell am I?? My flight is leaving in 10 minutes.
- Comment on Word up 19 hours ago:
1992
- Comment on Word up 19 hours ago:
Ton of heavy fabric and they’re made well with high quality stitching & details & the company hopefully pays their employees dignified living wages.
- Comment on sales =/= quality 21 hours ago:
All CDs have holes. None of them have penises.
- Comment on oh no 1 day ago:
It’s a screenshot of a Polaroid photo of a CRT.
- Comment on he forgor 1 day ago:
You can probably guess how that went.
So how did it turn out? You ended up hiring nobody?
- Comment on Word up 1 day ago:
That explains my sudden urge to share my résumé online with the entire world and dress badly.
- Comment on Word up 1 day ago:
My high school had a 50/50 mix of wealthy/normal kids, I vaguely recall one wealthy popular boy wearing these senior year.
- Comment on Word up 1 day ago:
How heavy were they? Did it feel like trying to walk through a swimming pool?
- Comment on Word up 1 day ago:
This is how some boys gradually started wearing dresses.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
I remember the days when I could say “Hey Google, play [this song by this artist]” while I was driving and Google would comply and I’d happily drive with my hands never leaving the steering wheel.
A few years ago Google apparently decided to no longer reply to any of my verbal music requests whether driving or laying in bed. Nothing. And very temperamental responding to any of my requests at all. It’s hit or miss. Sometimes Google’s in the mood. Sometimes it’s not. I regard & dismiss Google’s unpredictable temperament as if it’s a woman in any various unpredictable hormonal cycle throughout the month.
- Comment on Mr T ate my balls 1 day ago:
I like the way Mr T stopped wearing bling as his own personal gesture of respect in response to [XYZ I don’t remember specifically which] atrocity happened. I think he was just looking for a good excuse to stop wearing all his signature nonsense heavy neck chains. He’s gotten too old for that shiz.
- Comment on Yikesarooni 🤐 1 day ago:
RFK putting his hands on a “Kid,” is this considered pedophilia?
- Comment on Mexico approves bill cutting workweek to 40 hours by 2030 1 day ago:
They’ve been on a 48-hour work week for HOW MANY YEARS?? And this article dated with today’s date seems to be trying to distract us from this week’s cartel murder & fires & bombs & explosions & death & destruction all over Mexico right now.
- Comment on What do you think of this "change your profile photo to Clippy to protest anti-consumer practices" thing, and would you say that organizing and collective action would be a lot better and such? 1 day ago:
So far all we’ve got are:
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the right to organize unions,
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assembling on appointed Saturday mornings for peaceful protests in a large city near you, and
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changing our profile picture to Microsoft word “Clippy.”
ARISE AND CONQUER!! 😺
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- Comment on NBC Interview abruptly ends after New Yorker blames private equity and landlords for the city's issues 1 day ago:
Those executives are gonna track him down & recruit him & MK Ultra him & add him to their puppet collection. He’s too wise & woke to be running around free in society.
- Comment on Definitely a deal breaker 1 day ago:
They’re more likely to crumble and fall apart if you eat them in the barbaric way as shown above
- Comment on If America and Mexico did an all our "WAR" against the cartels look like? 1 day ago:
I couldn’t help correcting it in my head as I tried to figure it out:
If America and Mexico did an all-out “WAR” against the cartels, what would it look like?
Let’s give OP the benefit of the doubt, maybe he was directly in the line of fire or next to an exploding car on the streets of Mexico when he posted this question.