LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on Slow ass apocalypse 7 hours ago:
Don’t be greedy and use a massive bomb all for yourself, invite us to stand next to you.
- Comment on Sounds about right 7 hours ago:
If you’d budget your time more wisely to arrive an hour early to work every day, you would’ve been here before the lava consumed the freeway.
- Comment on What are the most popular conspiracy theories? 10 hours ago:
If only ai didn’t get its information from people like us casually chatting on the internet, then passes off everything we say as fact.
- Comment on What are the most popular conspiracy theories? 10 hours ago:
He wears a catheter connected to a tube that leads to a urine collection bag tied around his leg.
- Comment on Hmmmm 10 hours ago:
I mean we could just take one right out of nature and it would be free. Just make sure to get outta there hella fast to outrun its murderously protective mama.
- Comment on Excellent scale 18 hours ago:
Six
- Comment on Can't have nice things 19 hours ago:
Solar panels also get a bit of charge from exposure to artificial indoor lights & ambient light.
- Comment on A strange charger 19 hours ago:
Ok but +juice! upside-down would be read as
ia(upside-down c)!nrt
- Comment on 9 missed meals away 19 hours ago:
I have a cousin named kirk. And there’s a celebrity named Kirk douglas. Kirk was also an old-timey word for church. What is your definition of kirk?
- Comment on Anon escapes from work 20 hours ago:
Oh here we go again, gotta educate people about the limitations & fine print regarding terminal velocity: lemmy.world/comment/20184977
- Comment on Anon escapes from work 20 hours ago:
So not only are the nets there to prevent employees from committing suicide by self-defenestration, which is only a safety measure put into place after people have actually jumped from the window & died, but the nets are also ineffective and don’t serve the purpose they were intended? Great.
- Comment on If you were born late in the month of December .... you can relate to THIS 3 days ago:
Some families are compassionate to such birthdays and celebrate for them with a big real party every June.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 3 days ago:
I would rather learn how to build an analog clock. In the olden days clock makers were highly respected & incredibly intelligent, it’s quite an intellectual & mechanical art & science & craft to build an analog clock.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 3 days ago:
Yes I remember sometimes they would remotely adjust our clocks and you could see the hands moving quickly until they stopped in their intended position. Pretty genius for the old days.
- Comment on Don't fix the problem just change the parameters 3 days ago:
It took me until age 15 to become comfortable reading analog clocks and confident knowimg which way is left and right (hey cut me some slack, left/right gets confusing sometimes because of mirrors & facing people).
- Comment on The Pennsylvania Ave. Ikea 3 days ago:
If only he could be fun like that.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 3 days ago:
Don’t even get me started on the leaded gasoline we were all putting into our cars, toxic fumes which contributed to creating madness in so many people’s minds, so many serial killers running amok those decades.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 3 days ago:
I will state some facts. Alcohol is literally poison. Alcohol has calories but no nutrients. Alcohol is not necessary for human consumption. Alcohol is harmful to humans. No benefits aside from being a mind-altering substance that helps people relax or whatever.
My drug of choice is intense physical exercise. All the side effects of physical exercise are good & positive: mentally, physically, & spiritually. Energetic & alert & clear-thinking during the day, and sleep well at night. The effects & benefits of intense physical exercise are real & long-lasting. Not temporary or superficial.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 3 days ago:
My dad was an alcoholic. And I’m well-acquainted with depression. None of this is funny. And I think people who put poison into their bodies are idiots.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 3 days ago:
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt 😉
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 3 days ago:
People who drink do indeed report that in the height of inebriation, everything in their lives feels quite good & well. Then they report the hell of the hangover the next day, and the craving for more alcohol so they can feel good again. A perpetual cycle of drunkenness that eventually affects career & family & finances & domicile stability.
Alcohol is, however, an inextricable part of the human experience
I’ve never had alcohol in my life. Poisoning oneself does not need to be normalized.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
I can’t believe Jon wasted his time with that hussy.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
Yes, Nermal was the evilest, everyone despised Nermal.
- Comment on I'm so goddamn sick of this fat, orange, narcissistic asshole and I will celebrate when he dies 4 days ago:
I had one of his McDonald’s clear glass colorful lead-paint collectors mugs in the 1980s.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 4 days ago:
I was just speaking from what I’ve observed in others’ behavior. I literally have never had alcohol in my life, nor do I ever “go out,” especially not to bars. None of that appeals to me.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 4 days ago:
People think alcohol fixes problems, really it only makes problems worse & causes more problems.
- Comment on Did it really used to be common for guys to go to a bar every night like in Cheers or The Simpsons? 4 days ago:
It’s technically considered depression & alcoholism to drink alone in one’s house.
Most people use alcohol to unwind & socialize so they do it in social environments.
- Comment on What are some good uses the new ballroom can have after the Trump regime is over? 4 days ago:
A tourist attraction, an unhallowed mausoleum to store Trump’s rotting corpse where people can walk by & spit on it or throw tomatoes at it or pour gasoline & matches on it or whatever.
- Comment on How do people get rid of or sell stolen jewelry? I ask cause the news says the the Louve thieves can never sell it because it so known? 4 days ago:
The Louvre heist was done in broad daylight and nobody stopped them. If it hasn’t occurred to anyone that this was orchestrated by people of the highest authority who are far above the law, I don’t know what else to tell you. The value of those jewels can now be recirculated back into the economy instead of sitting uselessly in a glass case for eternity.
- Comment on Soup 4 days ago:
If I add chunks of vegetables & potatoes & shredded roast to my tea, is it soup now?