LemmyKnowsBest
@LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
- Comment on Popcorn Ceiling Removal 3 hours ago:
In 1978 I witnessed the before/after my dad popcornning the ceiling in basement he renovated into a cozy den, he included light sparkles in the ceiling popcorn. It was glorious.
- Comment on Is gold investing a scam? 3 hours ago:
The only things that will have value when society collapses are food, water, shelter, off-grid power, ammunition, and weapons.
- Comment on It didn't rise... 4 hours ago:
If you tickle its inner thigh while whispering sweet nothings into its ear then give earlobe a lustful nibble, the phallic bread will rise.
- Comment on How customer service jobs be 4 hours ago:
The underpaid worker is venting his anger at the customer who demands special treatment. The customer is causing the employee extra mental & physical work without giving the employee extra pay.
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 4 hours ago:
I’m sorry the internet has instilled link-clicking fear into you. I do not post risky links. I am not a wild person.
- Comment on What's going on with Quentin Tarantino? 6 hours ago:
At least feet are rated-G (for “Gross” probably). Boobs are rated-R or X.
- Comment on What's going on with Quentin Tarantino? 6 hours ago:
He’s not working anymore? Could’ve sworn I saw him filming in Santa Monica yesterday. He had the whole California Incline blocked off for 5 hours. I even caught a snippet of the action on my smartphone camera.
- Comment on Why do minority characters need a justification for existing, but white male characters can exist without needing justification? 6 hours ago:
Sounds like a writing prompt. Somebody please write a story about a Mexican who dies and his ghost goes to Europe.
- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1 6 hours ago:
What is the genus/phylum/species of those creatures?? I’ve had recurring nightmares about these my entire life but have no clue what they are.
- Comment on Screw MS 6 hours ago:
Screw multiple sclerosis
- Comment on How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number 7 hours ago:
Summertime 20
- Comment on You wish you WERE never born, actually. Subjunctive mood. 7 hours ago:
Looks like that shampoo seeped into his brain and made him instantly depressed & forget what a great day he just had.
- Comment on 1 day ago:
I think that means keeping our toenails trimmed.
- Comment on What can you tell from this photo alone? 1 day ago:
Let’s rename him Bard_with_Superior_Deductive_Reasoning_Skills
- Comment on What can you tell from this photo alone? 1 day ago:
But there’s no corpse in that photo. We’re only allowed to draw conclusions based on what we see in the photo, not on things we DON’T see 🤔
- Comment on JD, is that you!? 1 day ago:
Okay but in recent years baby foreskins have not been discarded. They’ve been scientifically processed for stem cells and into ointments that wealthy people rub unto their faces for ointments of eternal youth.
- Comment on I had never heard of THIS before 1 day ago:
I’m pretty sure all xxx theatre-goers were wankers, and Paul didn’t wank onto anyone’s head. If Paul was arrested for wanking in a xxx theatre then everyone else wanking in those places should be arrested too. Rumor has it Paul made a blatant display of his indiscretion to intentionally break away from his typecast image as peewee herman.
- Comment on Lemmy Shitpost mod after not removing any posts to keep people in the community happy, in preparation for the most legendary power trip move ever 1 day ago:
There’s money for Lemmy mods? Where? How?
- Comment on Where are the arms bearers? 1 day ago:
I mean someone just gather the suicide statistics and gather all those people who want to commit suicide and put them in a voluntary civil war up against the ice agents and there ya go. Two birds, one stone. 🐦 🐦 🪨
- Comment on Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport called football: ‘We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff’ 2 days ago:
So as usual, America continues to be correct
Perhaps you’ve momentarily forgotten about USA’s metric vs imperial nonsense
- Comment on True 3 days ago:
Your perspective may be clouded by your personal experience. I knew covid was some BULLSHIT when most people still had to go to work. And when Krispy Kreme donuts were being offered as rewards for getting the jab.
- Comment on Shut up science!! 3 days ago:
I work incredibly hard during the day so it’s not hard for me to fall asleep at night even if I’m staring at my phone and even if I stare at it first thing when I wake up in the morning. My circadian rhythms cannot be defeated. I love sleeping all night & working me arse off all day.
- Comment on We all do this 4 days ago:
What makes you think my vehicle has parking assist beeps? My car has nothing.
- Comment on Pizza, lazy, anxiety, drugs... 6 days ago:
Pharmacist cat with a drug problem
- Comment on Do you feel the spirit??? 6 days ago:
That’s not Walmart. It’s something like Kohl’s type of store
- Comment on If you are nervous about trying it, then just take this simple test first 6 days ago:
Swallow snow?
Or swallow men’s ejaculatory fluid which tastes 1000x worse than egg nog?
I like snow.
I like egg nog.
But cum makes me vomit.
- Comment on The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare 6 days ago:
Does it really ITCH though? I thought it’s an incessant EEEEeeeeeEEEEEeeee squealing whistle noise
- Comment on The importance of protecting patient privacy in healthcare 6 days ago:
And soon the janitor comes rushing in to disinfect all their seats.
- Comment on Greed Is Destroying the World 6 days ago:
Ooh yeah this popped up in my YouTube suggestions too and I started watching it before even seeing this lemmy post. Nice to see Drew Gooden tackling intelligent adult topics for a change 😄 it’s always been apparent he’s intelligent, but now he’s using big sophisticated words like investment bankers & real estate agents use.
- Comment on fish meal 6 days ago:
You make a good point. The depths of the ocean are hella pressurized. Image
