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• TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Truly a wholesome and inspiring post!

  OP should crosspost this to wholesome!!

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s definitely on the level of the average US “wholesome” story.

    “Cancer riddled kid chooses to pay for classmates lunches instead of chemotherapy, dies with a happy smile”

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    • moriquende@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Capitalism allowed that kid to die happy

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• No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He is truly a good Catholic.
  Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide

  Thots and payers, everyone

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• FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeaaa…I feel like this meme would be good if it got rid of the last part.

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  • ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I don’t think I could find it, but there’s a different, older version of this meme with the same pic. The punchline is indeed the first part of this one, but it was done in a much more subtle way and didn’t ruin the joke by spelling it out with “murder instead of suicide.”

    Shame on whoever stole the joke and then not only told it badly, but ended it with necrophilia.

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  • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    My thought as well, maybe change it to “so it can be an open casket wake” or something

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    • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The shitpost should be less shitposty?

      It’d still work, but that’s against the whole point. I mean, it you’re just proving it worked as designed. That’s quality shitposting.

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    • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is why you aren’t making the jokes.

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  • PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor

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    • Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

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  • fine_sandy_bottom@lemmy.federate.cc ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone will be asking in a moment to tell us that this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, that its dark humour, and that we should just block the community if we don’t like it.

    Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

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    • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      this is shitpost community, some people are too uptight, its dark humour, you should just block the community if you don’t like it.

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    • FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well the suicide/murder part was funny…the raping a dead corpse part was indeeded. I’m not offended or disgusted at all! I just think the last part made the meme worse.

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    • PugJesus@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny, because they lack the emotional depth to understand the ramifications of these concepts.

      As a survivor of multiple suicide attempts (💪), and someone who has lost family members to suicide, suicide jokes can be fucking hilarious.

      You don’t get to decide what parts of the human experience are acceptable to laugh at. For some of us, it’s not just humor, it’s how we endure.

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only a child can find things like rape and suicide funny,

      Did your parents tell you about themselves as a bed time story?

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Someone linked his Wikipedia page elsewhere on this thread. Ofcourse the last part is made up, that’s the joke, but the first part is the feel-good meme that made its rounds several years ago.

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  • mEEGal@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    welp, they got me in the first half, not gonna lie.

    That’s why I’d rather keep the last part

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• Dpof@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not all heros wear capes

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nor condoms, it turns out.

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    • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can you get an STD from fucking a corpse?

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    • Dpof@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Real

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• Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sounds like he’s just an accomplice. Gravity is the killer.

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  • werefreeatlast@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Actually the rocks, ground, water etc probably do the actual murdering. Gravity just plays the role of inevitable force or rather acceleration. Rally much innocent like the road is to a car crash even though you wouldn’t have the same crash without the road.

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not all heroes wear capes.

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• can@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  RIP

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  • bstix@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It doesn’t mention a cause of death. Someone eventually pursueded hiim?

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    • kibiz0r@midwest.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      He had an aneurysm, caused by a horrendous misspelling of the word “persuaded”.

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  SexyLosers tier joke.

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