PhoreTwunny
@PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon struggles with a one day chip 6 days ago:
If I tried to sleep longer than my ex-wife, she would “clean” very loudly in the bedroom until I got up. Conversely if I didn’t want to go to bed the same time she did, she got super butthurt.
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- Comment on fetching bleach after this one 1 month ago:
- Comment on Posting just for the halibut 3 months ago:
This is my parking lot, I sell mackerel and blueberries
- Comment on Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs 4 months ago:
- Comment on Bless 🙏🏻 6 months ago:
That’s the punchline, it’s just very dark humor
- Comment on Bread 7 months ago:
🎶please don’t forget to close my bread that’s in a bottle, yeah🎶
- Comment on Roland secured his legacy 11 months ago:
Well I ain’t seen my baby, don’t know where she’s been I’ve been eating broccoli, cabbage, rice and beans Gonna smell foul man, when I let loose Give you a triple-shot of my toots But that’s not all there is, yeah that’s only one part When I do one whistle, one jump, mmand one fart One whistle One jump And one fart
- Comment on Trust exercise 1 year ago:
You just gotta lay it flat on a table, then spin it.
- Comment on The original party god 1 year ago:
He has soared on the wings of a demon
- Comment on You have now entered manual breathing mode. 1 year ago:
Your falafel just needs a little gravy…
- Comment on Please, my son… he’s very sick 1 year ago:
Mister, would you please help my pony
- Comment on If you're having people over, be sure to have adequate supplies available. 1 year ago:
Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie
