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Something Something Beans

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Submitted ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Zomg@piefed.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • WILSOOON@programming.dev ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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    • Sturgist@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Do you work on the train? No? Then NSFL would be a better tag…just saying.

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      • some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not safe for… light rail?

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    • shweddy@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Goddam this shit is contagious I just started fucking jorkin it and I’m on the bus ugh…

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        confirmed. I work on a cruise and was jorkin it on the poop deck. then all these old ladies came around and saw me jorkin and told the captain. when he got there he demanded I show my phone and everyone else started jorkin too! Now I’m about to walk the plank for mutiny!

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m calling AI slop on this one. Why are there beans stacked on top of the can on her head? And why do the background cans look so out of scale?

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  • zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • starchylemming@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      did you get a beaner?

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      • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        ಠ_ಠ

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      • mastod0n@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Nice.

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  • Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    oh, look what time it is:

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    • PhoreTwunny@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If ya got time to lean, ya got time to bean

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why is this NSFW? Everyone loves beans.

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    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I work at a bean canning plant. Her flagrant misuse of our product is disgusting. My line manager saw this and had a heart attack!

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      • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        A heart attack? Your manager should get more exercise and eat a diet rich in iron, folate, protein and fibre and scantily clad women. Like beans. See above for a serving guide

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    • Zomg@piefed.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I was on the fence about it tbh

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        when in doubt bean it out.

        you did good, son. you did good…

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    1000003326

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wasn’t able to find a source, but this comment from an imgur post made me laugh:

    “How do you know which bean to flick?”

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I love a woman with a properly trimmed Bush’s.

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  • Prunebutt@slrpnk.net ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is this what “content creators” do, nowadays?

    Anyway, does she have onlyfans? Just that I know which account to avoid. /j

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  • nameisnotimportant@sh.itjust.works ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is there more of this somewhere?

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    • webp@mander.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You can get a can at your supermarket prob

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    • DanWolfstone@leminal.space ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That fetish you just discovered is called “wet and messy” reddit and other places will have you covered

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

    (Beancake ;))

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  • Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Did someone say baked beans?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Someone didn’t quite understand when they were suggested to go “flick their bean.”

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    why’s that chick getting in the way of the beans?

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  • canniest_tod@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wanna jump her beans.

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  • NatakuNox@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Source… Asking for a friend.

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  • knip@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    4fuckr watermark lmao

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Reminded me of Ann Margret from that pinball movie.

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  • green_goglin@thelemmy.club ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The maple kind?

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  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Ignorant children!

    https://youtu.be/rA6ToyLNfnQ?list=RDrA6ToyLNfnQ

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  • howdy@lemmy.ml ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is the wrong community to post this type of content

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    • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

      Better?

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        1000003327

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    • Bazell@lemmy.zip ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, this looks like a total shitpost. Despite having suggestive NSDW context.

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    • gegil@sopuli.xyz ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No, it isnt.

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Beats politics

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need context.

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    • Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        beans innit?

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