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- Comment on tits 2 weeks ago:
It’s crazy we haven’t gotten a “Bob’s burgers but it’s 20 years later where are they now” type spinoff yet
- Comment on when my ex's dad told him this, this is unironically what i thought about 2 weeks ago:
My autistic ass has observed that you’re supposed to go “Hell yeah brotha” and fist bump them.
- Comment on thinking outside the box 2 weeks ago:
It’s the Any% category, everything is legal
- Comment on had my 1st ever 3some last night & woke up feeling reborn. it was amazing😩 2 weeks ago:
godspeed!
- Comment on 😩😩😩 3 weeks ago:
So you’re saying I could use the cycle calendar app on my phone to predict when we get great new horny memes? That is actually awesome
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 3 weeks ago:
I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.
- Comment on What's in a name? 4 weeks ago:
Give Me Mouse Give Mouse Me Give Hug Mouse Me Hug Mojse Give Me Hug Mouse Give Me You
- Comment on Words to live my life by 4 weeks ago:
statistically speaking, cheesecake.
- Comment on Where is my filet knife? 4 weeks ago:
Calling landlords human sure is a bold move
- Comment on Sometimes parents don't make sense. 5 weeks ago:
Aw man, spoiled the surprise of their sweet new balcony garden 😞
- Comment on Happy "don't believe anything you see and hear" day! Also known as "day of morons" 5 weeks ago:
Today’s the day when too many emails end with “sadly, this is not an april fool’s joke”. Already had my fair share of them today as the coworkers are freaking out about the attack on axios (they’re a day late, but I guess I wasn’t in yesterday to alert them…)
- Comment on The Embarrassment of Ordering Food: A Case Against Expressing Desire [TW: Food Issues] 5 weeks ago:
There’s this app called Too Good To Go, where you go to a food place and just get whatever they want to give you. Much less embarrassing, but you’d still be expressing desire to get any food at all (cringe)
- Comment on Impress Me 5 weeks ago:
As a woman, I can tell you it’s because it’s unfair. You should be wearing a bikini too to make it fair 👍
- Comment on Something Something Beans 5 weeks ago:
I’m calling AI slop on this one. Why are there beans stacked on top of the can on her head? And why do the background cans look so out of scale?
- Comment on who would win 1 month ago:
Random side tangent, my favourite coworker got fired last year. The real reason was that she was unhappy (manager has been promising a change to a team that isn’t as dogshit as mine, but not delivering on it) so her output of code was pretty low. It took a year for the company to actually go through with the firing, and since “not delivering enough output” is not a valid reason for firing someone here, they had to give “the company does not have enough money to pay for you” as a reason. They gave her 3 months of paid leave (that’s the agreed duration for notices of termination, anything less would have been illegal) and wanted her to sign something that says she’s okay with being fired. She was smart enough to not do that.
Because she could prove that the company did have enough money to pay her (they re-filled her position almost instantly) she could have sued to be re-hired. Well, she went back to the company and was like “okay, how much severance will I get to not sue you?” and she got another 15k on top of her paid leave. It was a pretty good deal. Oh, and she also got an excellent recommendation letter, because you can also sue a company if they say anything negative about you in their recommendation letters (there are lawyers specialized in finding hidden dog whistles in those letters and suing accordingly).
German worker’s rights really are pretty solid imo. My company isn’t even bound by a union, the protections are much stricter for companies that are. My husband works for a company that voluntarily follows IG Metall guidelines and he got a random 4k/year raise recently just because IG Metall adjusted their pay recommendations. And government jobs are even crazier than that, there are some where you literally cannot be fired whatever you do.
- Comment on who would win 1 month ago:
Basically any kind of employee surveillance is illegal (here in Germany) unless the employee is suspected of serious misconduct or a crime. An employer is only allowed to check whether an employee fulfills the tasks given to them, not how they spend their time at work.
I make software that other companies use and we aren’t allowed to even build any user -> activity metrics, especially not if that users boss could access them. So i.e. for Datasets, we’re only allowed to show “This Dataset was last edited by User x” and not “User x has edited the following Datasets: […]”.
Here’s a German article about some specifics. Basically these things are very explicitly illegal: Keyloggers, surveilling browser data, surveilling email or phone call contents (unless explicit consent is given) and recording any part or the employees screen or from their webcam. Surveilling an employee with AI would definitely fall into one of these categories. oh, and the fine is around 300k€ or 1-2 years in prison.I’m pretty sure other European countries have similar laws 😄
- Comment on who would win 1 month ago:
Luckily something like that is highly illegal here haha
- Comment on who would win 1 month ago:
I don’t like having the mouse actually wiggle for teams to stay active. Makes it really annoying to jump back in when you get an impromptu call and have to fiddle with things to get the wiggler back off.
There’s a program called caffeine that instead simulates a button like F15 (so one that’s unlikely to show up on a real keyboard or be mapped to do anything) being pressed once a minute, so you can just set the program to run and it will never interfere with you actually using the computer. - Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 month ago:
Excellent application letter for a paramedic job tbh.
- Comment on Im pan so anyone can apply 1 month ago:
Non-European spotted 🫵 We just bike to each other’s houses to fuck, if our countries touch we’re close enough.
- Comment on My first radishes just started sprouting!! 1 month ago:
ooh neat, I’ll be putting and new radish developments in the coming weeks there then ^^
- Comment on My first radishes just started sprouting!! 1 month ago:
Well I’m vegan, so I gotta find alternative ways to use all that pulled pork 🤷
- Comment on My first radishes just started sprouting!! 1 month ago:
It’s from Action! Here’s a link: www.action.com/de-de/p/2567006/anzuchttisch/
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- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Oh, why’d you switch? Not that world is bad, but why world of all places? :0
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 1 month ago:
Behold: Metten’s “Dicke Sauerländer Bockwurst” (Thick Sauerländer Sausage - Sauerländer is an ambiguous term that means to say the sausage is from the “Sauerland” region, but a person from that region would be referred to as a Sauerländer as well) Image
- Comment on wir suchen dich‼️‼️🗣️📢📢 1 month ago:
I disagree, because them still searching at least means they haven’t found you yet.
Wir haben dich gefunden 👁️👁️
- Comment on Spicy spicy 1 month ago:
Hell yeah, I’m on the side of the normal people for once.
Stacking your coins like that (and holding them in order in your pocket/hand) would warm the coins up because you touched them, and there’s nothing worse than warm coins. - Comment on The worst Italian mobster names you can think of 1 month ago:
- Comment on meat honey 1 month ago:
They need to make a Dominion 2 just for this kinda shit
