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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  who pays 8$ for two frozen pizzas though? My go-to vegan Pizza from Lidl is about 1,30€ each.
  But yea, making them yourself is even cheaper than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed taxidermy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly what I feel like when I eat vegan shredded cheese out of the fridge at 3am

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  sigma washcloth on the corner of the sink cabinet gang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How/why does Microsoft teams exist?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The upside to Teams is that you can always claim it’s at fault for your fuckup. It has so many bugs that no one can ever say that something can’t go wrong because of teams.

  • Fell asleep at your desk and didn’t see an important message or call? => "Dang, so sorry, Teams never sent me a notification!"
  • Way too late to a scheduled meeting => "Omg hi, finally! Teams crashed every time I tried to enter the meeting!"
  • Hungover and don’t want to turn on the camera => "I’m sorry, Teams starts stuttering every time I turn on the camera, so I’m keeping it off for now."
  • Forgot to get back to someone? => "Huh but I wrote you like a week ago… weird, Teams must have swallowed the message"
  • Don’t want to answer a tough question in a meeting? => “Sorry, your audio keeps cutting out for me. Just one moment, let me restart Teams.” pretend to struggle for 20mins and give up without answering the question
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard posting⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  SEX = Secret Enchantment eXchange? Count me in!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Der Patient⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ihr wählt runter weil ihr kein Deutsch sprecht.

  Ich wähle runter weil ich den Witz schlecht finde. 🐎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Truth hurts!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  For real though - people will insist that Pluto is a planet but not even know about Eris.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨E-Mail with own domain⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  +1 for Purelymail! Cool thing is that the 10$/year is also for unlimited domains and subdomains, so I have split my mails into a bunch of different inboxes. Makes it a lot easier to filter out spam and figure out which services sell email addresses to advertisers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We need more mainstream banana varieties :c I don’t want to die only having tried the Canvendish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everybody: If There Was a Meme Museum, What Meme(s) Would You Put In It? (down below)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I miss Ugandan Knuckles :(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too much milk makes my tummy hurt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably lactose intolerance

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not the same⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just get a lab job at like 23andMe or one of the countless other genome sequencing services. You only need a part of the spit people send in to run all the required tests - the rest can be used however you want to 🤷

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If only⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Baggy pants would be one thing, but the kids around here are wearing these gigantic jeans that are somehow the perfect length to not crinkle up anywhere, making them look like they just have super thick cylindrical legs. Honestly, it’s pretty unique and I kinda like the look.

  (I couldn’t even find a good image online of what I mean because I don’t know the word for it, but this is the closest approximation. Imagine the jeans were stiffer and straighter though, absolutely zero wrinkles)
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you people all bots?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, good to know! I went from Win10 straight to Linux on my PC, and never needed it on my Win11 Work Computer, so I didn’t know about that.

  Random sidenote, programming Paint yourself is an amazing beginner project! It’s easy to explain, gives quick visual feedback when you change parameters and is very open-ended so that you can be very creative in expanding on it. I’ve let like half a dozen interns do that and they were very excited about it every time haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai generated logo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also not helped by the fact that Windows no longer comes with a decent Paint program. Paint3D is weird af, takes forever to open and I don’t know a single person who actually uses it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, if everyone stopped eating at McDonald’s, supermarket beef wouldn’t actually get cheaper, but dog food would. There are a thousand more tricks and shortcuts like that in the animal industry - I’d really recommend watching Dominion, as it shows quite a few more of those

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake moo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Most fast food burgers are made from depleted milk cows, so there’s actually little overlap with places that sell beef from dedicated meat cows

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Turkey-sized is totally fine with me, they make teeny tiny happy hoodies!
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Man I wanna see that youtube dog grooming lady bathe a velociraptor. Bet they would look very cute in a happy hoodie while being blow-dried 🥺

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is doing that and forgetting about the fish for 6 months how Surströmming is created?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good luck⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The starbucks in my area used to sell the mugs that they also used in-store. They were gigantic (like 700ml?), completely white ceramic with a very subtle logo and only cost 10€ each. They’re also extremely fishwasher proof because they were made to be washed like a dozen times a day. After like 6 or 7 years of use (we got them pre-covid), they still look like new and I regret only buying 2 of them at the time.
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  Ironically, I haven’t actually ever bought a drink at starbucks. I only bought the mugs because I saw them while picking up a Too Good To Go order there one time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adderall vape?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Man Sertraline used to fuck me up pretty bad. Like crying every day and not doing anything else. My doctor still insisted on dosing me up to 150mg. Quitting it was awful too, I was nauseous for a week straight.
  Nowadays I’m much better on Adderall and a Beta Blocker to keep my heart rate in check

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A complete tier list for our solar system⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Erin ranks higher than Pluto and I will fight anyone who thinks otherwise

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Switch 2 Sales Reportedly Struggled Over The Christmas Period⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I like my regular Switch (because it’s jailbroken and I haven’t ever paid Nintendo for any game on it) but I see no reason to ever get a Switch 2 when the Steam Deck exists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm lit deal with it 😎⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My first Redbull was on a class trip in 5th grade that involved an overnight bus drive, so I had it because it’s supposed to make you stay awake. Well it made me zonk out immediately and sleep through the entire rest of the bus ride (Diagnosed and medicated for adhd nowadays dw)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If it fits...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m 99% sure this is France. Any Geoguesser pro around to confirm or dispute that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Protect Me Plz⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe it’s a “-”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨not now kitten⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Goddammit I need to wear this to work. It would be funny because a) the company I work at exclusively has internal shares that are owned by employees so my coworkers are my shareholders and b) I’m a woman so the daddy part is funny af

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i can't handle coffee⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t ever turn on the bidet too early!