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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, it oughta be at least 90°C to be nice and comfy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨reconnected with a childhood friend and he's coming over at 10pm⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Oooh, I interpreted the questions as fishing for their answers to common password security questions haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Put the shoes on⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  For the opposite effect, walk into a room with other naked people and an air temperature above 70°C. Suddenly it’ll be totally fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This community in one meme⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be much more bothered by the fact that there is no venomous or poisonous snake in the world that could swallow a whole adult human. The only ones that could arguably get close to food of that size are all constrictors.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨update⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  3rd Ice age? Pal, there are 5 Ice ages already, 6 if you count the Spinoff movie. And another one is announced to release on February 5th 2027

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Give orange me ~give eat orange me eat orange give me eat orange give me you~

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨show must go on⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They don’t have Heated Rivalry in prison??? Maybe crime doesn’t pay after all…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beast Mode⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m of the firm belief that sociopaths are not inherently evil.

  Mr Breast definitely is evil tho, sociopath or not

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨for personal lore development⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Normalize throwing Abortion Parties instead of baby showers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨men’s chests, bellies, backs, pits, legs, arms, happy trails, bulges, feet, underwear, smell make me feel some type of way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or spray-on deodorant in general. The roll-on and bar ones work much much better and don’t give you that obnoxious smell cloud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨no gag reflex / talk too much⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That title would make a great song title

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Employa destroya 🫵😫⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly, I kinda prefer that in bars? Means you can just walk off and not worry about paying once you’re done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You just gotta balance the Sodium Pickles with Potassium Pickles
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨shut uppp⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  to add:
  In Firefox, go to Settings>Search, scroll down and add it to the list of search engines with this url: noai.duckduckgo.com/?q=%25s

  That way, you can set it as your browser search engine and use it from your top search bar.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My father the tween literary critic⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be a religion thing? The Twilight author is mormon iirc so she stays within the lines of what’s okay there. So the dad might have considered non-mormon behavior to be inappropriate, even if the book isn’t 18+?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guinness wasn't proud of this one.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Horses die from the dumbest shit tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibecon invite⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I kinda like the implication of html being a programming language. Cause if it is, then svg would be as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the wok agenda⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause it’s late at night and we all deserve some sleepy gay agenda while browsing Grindr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rage for the machine?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ground up by the machine (and liking it)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discord will restrict your account next month unless you scan ID or face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Well no, what if you have a Benjamin Button situation going on and will be too young to use Discord in a year or two?They gotta cover all their bases.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Onii-Chan is watching you 😩⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t give Araki any ideas

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ICE is 30 minutes late again. I'm really pissed about that.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Read up on your passenger rights! With more than 20mins (projected) delay, your “Zugbindung” ends and you can take any other ICE to your destination. If your delay is more than an hour, you get a 25% refund, if it’s over 2 hours the refund is 50%. If you miss any following trains, need to take a taxi or need to stay in a hotel because of the delay, DB will refund you the cost of that as well. You’re also entitled to a free drink in the train at some point, I don’t know the specifics of that off the top of my head though

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bunch of lads⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wouldn’t surprise me honestly? With how many girls from Easter Europe/Russia Epstein trafficked, there’s no way that he didn’t bribe any officials over there. I’d just doubt that Putin himself would be dumb enough to have casual Gmail conversations about it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah, customer service⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet you could also see that theory in action by plotting how hostile a lammy users comments are over the span of a day haha

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine looking at the first picture and thinking thats something to be proud of , lol, its mental illness⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Average walking speed is 4km/h. So in four hours, you’d go 16km. If it takes you an hour to go 16km by car, then you’d literally be faster on a bike, because you can go past traffic without stopping

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon likes pizza⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  who pays 8$ for two frozen pizzas though? My go-to vegan Pizza from Lidl is about 1,30€ each.
  But yea, making them yourself is even cheaper than that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cursed taxidermy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s exactly what I feel like when I eat vegan shredded cheese out of the fridge at 3am

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aww does someone have a sensitive li'l bummy wummy? 🧻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  sigma washcloth on the corner of the sink cabinet gang

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How/why does Microsoft teams exist?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The upside to Teams is that you can always claim it’s at fault for your fuckup. It has so many bugs that no one can ever say that something can’t go wrong because of teams.

  • Fell asleep at your desk and didn’t see an important message or call? => "Dang, so sorry, Teams never sent me a notification!"
  • Way too late to a scheduled meeting => "Omg hi, finally! Teams crashed every time I tried to enter the meeting!"
  • Hungover and don’t want to turn on the camera => "I’m sorry, Teams starts stuttering every time I turn on the camera, so I’m keeping it off for now."
  • Forgot to get back to someone? => "Huh but I wrote you like a week ago… weird, Teams must have swallowed the message"
  • Don’t want to answer a tough question in a meeting? => “Sorry, your audio keeps cutting out for me. Just one moment, let me restart Teams.” pretend to struggle for 20mins and give up without answering the question
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨wizard posting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  SEX = Secret Enchantment eXchange? Count me in!