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- Comment on Microsoft Teams status 16 hours ago:
Use a program called Caffeine. It presses F15 every 59 seconds. Nice thing is that F15 is a largely unused button, so it doesn’t interfere in any way when you’re actually doing something on the computer (classic mouse wigglers are very annoying in that regard)
- Comment on Fingies 5 days ago:
Also don’t forget that all horses officially have their birthday on January 1st. So when celebrating the new year, you are obligated to say happy birthday to all the horses.
- Comment on When you ask someone a boolean question....... and they return a string 6 days ago:
Deep down, it’s all [Object object] anyways
- Comment on james 1 week ago:
When we had a roomba, we referred to him as “the boi” and talked to him like he was a dumb little baby who kept getting into trouble. 20/10 loved that little guy.
On the other hand, about half of my work-allocated Claude tokens go toward telling him to kill himself and how much he is hated. It’s not a great use of time, but my manager wants me to use more tokens so might as well use them 🤷
- Comment on Steam Summer Sale 2026 Has Begun 2 weeks ago:
RDR2! I was actually willing to pay full price for it just a week ago because I need a chill open world game to play after getting my wisdom teeth pulled next week. But then I saw No man’s Sky in my library and got distracted playing that so I didn’t buy RDR2. That was very lucky. I’ll have to see which one ends up being the game I actually play.
I also picked up Half-Life Alyx. It’s actually kinda surprising that I haven’t played it yet after like 5 years of owning a VR headset, but I never played Half-Life 1 or 2 so I felt like I probably wouldn’t have the context to really get it. I might finally get to playing those two soon so having Alxy ready to go makes sense!
- Comment on 📡📡📡 2 weeks ago:
As a woman, I kinda thought for a second that the costume on the left looks kinda cool. Then I remembered chub rub exists and visibly recoiled. It would be so painful to walk around in that jfc
- Comment on Did he died yet? 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Oh no! What a shame! 4 weeks ago:
What kind of hyper-social person would even have enough text messages to train a model? Not only do I send messages like twice a week at max, my tone is completely different depending on who I talk to. Not even my language choice is consistent - when my parents text me in russian, I reply in russian (via bad speech to text, I can barely write that language), but when my husbands parents text me in russian, I usually reply in german. Coworkers and friends usually get german, unless I’m quoting english memes or technical documentation and my husband and I text in 95% english unless german is totally necessary. Just explaining that constellation to an LLM would be super annoying haha
- Comment on Ada Lovelace 4 weeks ago:
it was OOP even back then
- Comment on When a free program isnt open-source 4 weeks ago:
~*ly distributing your data to the highest bidder~
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Just one 🤷 I’ve always been picky, so anyone who’d get that far would be someone I could see working out long-term. We’re in our 7th year together now.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Don’t forget to zip after peaing
- Comment on Perfect crime 1 month ago:
Just tie a string to the bullet and pull it back out after shooting someone with it, duh
- Comment on 1 month ago:
what, where?? Around here in Germany like 20-40% seems to be the norm, although if you want a really good rate you’re advised to shoot for 50%. Sure, 0% credits do exist, but those have such predatory rates that they’re basically financial suicide.
- Comment on Way ahead of ya 1 month ago:
We will have food for like 5mins… but it will be pretty tasty. Image
- Comment on How social medias are reacting to the hantavirus 1 month ago:
I barely heard anything about it, except for the fact that it has something to do with rodents. Does anyone know if that includes domesticated rodents (specifically in Central Europe) and whether the virus dies when frozen? Cause I have plenty of contact with frozen rats, mice, african soft fur rats and rabbits atm.
- Comment on Tattoo 1 month ago:
I’m not even dyslexic but remembering which direction a letter goes in just on its own is lowkey so hard. I’d never mess it up in normal writing but ask me what direction the letter L or R goes in, and I’ll have to think for an embarrassing amount of time. Or even worse, lower case D and lower case B. I do actually mess those up if I think too hard about them. Oh and I get N confused sometimes too, but that’s just because technically Russian is my native language and the Cyrillic alphabet is all kinds of fucked up.
- Comment on Its a circus and we're the clowns 2 months ago:
Ugh I got an email like that just a few days ago. “Make a 3min video explaining why you want to work for us and what you bring to the table”. I sway back and forth between refusing to be their stupid dancing monkey and being desperate enough for a new job to consider it. The company itself seems like a shitshow (an AI startup that works with insurance companies) but the job posting itself is in exactly the niche I like with the exactly the technologies I specialize in and the pay is extremely competitive. Honestly idk if I’m gonna go for it or if I have any ounce of self-respect.
- Comment on try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear... 2 months ago:
- Comment on Streamers 2 months ago:
don’t forget
Northernlion - Comment on tits 2 months ago:
It’s crazy we haven’t gotten a “Bob’s burgers but it’s 20 years later where are they now” type spinoff yet
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
My autistic ass has observed that you’re supposed to go “Hell yeah brotha” and fist bump them.
- Comment on thinking outside the box 2 months ago:
It’s the Any% category, everything is legal
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
godspeed!
- Comment on [deleted] 2 months ago:
So you’re saying I could use the cycle calendar app on my phone to predict when we get great new horny memes? That is actually awesome
- Comment on Anon has a very specific goal 2 months ago:
I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.
- Comment on What's in a name? 2 months ago:
Give Me Mouse Give Mouse Me Give Hug Mouse Me Hug Mojse Give Me Hug Mouse Give Me You
- Comment on Words to live my life by 2 months ago:
statistically speaking, cheesecake.
- Comment on Where is my filet knife? 2 months ago:
Calling landlords human sure is a bold move
- Comment on Sometimes parents don't make sense. 3 months ago:
Aw man, spoiled the surprise of their sweet new balcony garden 😞
