Career day

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• python@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh god, mom is one of those project managers that sets up way too many Teams meetings

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  • Saleh@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Because you didnt do your homework and the there is still rotting spaghetti in the codesink.

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  • Evotech@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My life atm. Make it stop

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Alternative subtitle: “helping your child understand the inequities of domestic servitude "

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• altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At least it’s not dad slowing up with a gaming PC and a webcam

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  • Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I always thought how funny it would be on a christmas dinner where a 20 year old is present who’s job is being a sreamer or content creator. And all the elderly people try to understand what his job is. His parents preassure him into showing them some of his “craft”, so they stand around his pc while he yells slurs into his microphone

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    • python@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Even better, imagine being a 35-year old streamer with a kid, and other parents at the preschool ask you about your job.

      (Spoiler: some really good anecdotes come from that, see Northernlion)

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    • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A vertically integrated entertainer.

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• Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, I would really hope it’s at least something honest, like porn, or even Twitch.

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• leaky_shower_thought@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  imagine your parent is a johnny somali, a tomi lahren, or a rage-bait cooking mom.

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  • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I honestly don’t know what a rage-bait cooking mom is, and I’m feeling kinda blessed right now…

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Kay’s Cooking. c:

      I don’t think she even understands how badly she fucks up, lmao. I think she actually believes she’s doing it right, she’s just too British.

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• terraborra@lemmy.nz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Movie day just a whole lot more interesting.

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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes, demeaning sex work, an old time classic

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  • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could just be he doesn’t wanna see his mom naked.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  POV your mom works for Monsanto and has so many wonderful things to say about GMO and seed patents.

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• grrgyle@slrpnk.net ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh wow I did not even think about that possibility. So glad I went to school before all this stuff kicked off

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