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Mr. Grey, can I go to the bathroom?

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • python@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She’s a long sandwich???

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    • henfredemars@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My first thought was cold or hot, toasted or not?

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    • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She’s a sports player that waits on the bench for her turn

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      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        She’s an urban underground train.

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    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She could be a hero. Can’t see her being on Grindr though.

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  • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What the fuck parties is this person going to? Seriously, I’m in LA and could take use a new subwoofer for my 2.1 setup.

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    • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait. It’s a music thing? I was so exited there were submechanophilia parties in LA.

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Why yes, people in LA care a lot about sound fidelity. They even have a fun term for folks like us who need a good Sub, Doms-- that is, Deliverer of Music.

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    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Lolol the guy was so high he was actually talking to a subwoofer

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      • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Good vibes though

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      • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Whoa, your voice is so low and powerful.”

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  • WereCat@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No thanks. I prefer dub.

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    • slacks9579@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The joke is appreciated, the preference disgusts me.

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      • JustAnotherRando@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It really depends on the anime/show. My best example of this is Hellsing. The Japanese VA talent is fine, but the English, particularly for Alucard is so much better - he has a menacing quality that is perfect for the character. Plus, it’s set in England, so hearing English accents is more immersive.

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      • galanthus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        If you don’t speak Japanese, why would you watch anime in Japanese? Do you watch all films you do not know the original languages of with subtitles?

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      • nevemsenki@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It depends. I prefer sub most times, but some like Redline are way superior in English dub. It’s almost like the movie was made with the English dub in mind…

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    • crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      dubstitude teacher

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      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        drop the dubstitude, A-A-ron

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    • ma1w4re@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Herecy. Mods, ban this guy.

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    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      gross

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    • IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      youtu.be/8d8ZNsSaxPk&t=47

      If you watch Squid Game in English Dub, it becomes a comedy 🤣

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  • Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She meant a sub sandwich I bet, common misunderstanding

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      "Oh, you’re a sub? How many Mark 48 530mm torpedoes can you carry? What’s your test depth? Do you like having seamen inside of you?

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      • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        slaps roof

        This bad girl can fit so many seamen!

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      • Zomg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Uhhmmm, Sir? I’m an Italian cold cut… 👀

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      • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        this is the correct direction that conversation should have evolved to

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      • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Do you like having seamen inside of you?

        I mean she does probably get asked that question a lot.

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    • SuperSpruce@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “Ooh I love a good sub! My favorite part is when I get to eat the insides”

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      • Hadriscus@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        …I’m also maso ☺️

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    • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ay girl you work at Jersey Mike’s? Because you’re a sub above.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jeez dude, how clueless can you get??? She obviously meant she’s the substitute pinch hitter for the local ladies softball team! What a nerd lol

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  • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oops. Not their fault “sub” has a dozen meanings.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Right, is this all in context?

      What’s going on at this party?

      Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

      Which one is being awkward here?

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      • galanthus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I believe this might have been an instance of so-called “flirting”.

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      • girlthing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Someone’s like “yeah I work in retail.” And this person is like “yeah I clip car batteries to my nipples kneeling in broken glass with a hothouse cucumber up my ass.”

        I actually laughed out loud at this assessment. Pretty sure this is not how it went, but… bah, take my upvote.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And who the fuck just comes and tells you this sort of shit lmao

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      • stoly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        This is what confuses me. What is the context? Were they talking about sexual things in general and OP was clueless? Was the lady over sharing out of context?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Oh… My mistake. What’s it like down at the bottom of the ocean?”

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “oops my apologies, have you ever thought about getting your general contractor licence”

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  • filtoid@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “hey baby why don’t we head back to my dry dock”

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Submarine!

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  • stoly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The funny part is how both of you could only see your own usage of the word. Hilarious for her to become shocked.

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  • tino@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … and that’s why I want search engines to not record my search history.

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  • Aggravationstation@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a substitute for another guy

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    • watson387@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I look pretty tall but my heels are high.

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      • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The simple things you see are all complicated

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  • kameecoding@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I would have assumed she is not good enough for the starting eleven.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s how dating is in the Midwest too. Person’s got a skill issue

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She crushes billionaires.

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