ma1w4re

@ma1w4re@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon hates spiders⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro traveled through another dimension to bring us this greentext

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CIA Is Openly Recruiting Informants on Social Media⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably think if they kill all the witnesses nobody would tell on em 😵😵

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And there was no on line manual⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Boomers being boomers

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back to the ocean we go⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mafia be like: “back to the ocean you go”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kick 'em out⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My face when Payday 2 players kick me for:

  • joining their game
  • joining their ultradeathwishdeathsuoerdeath game with a build that works, but they don’t believe me and kick me (sentries op man!)
  • joining their stealth game and daring to move at all
  • daring to fall twice in a row
  • daring to have fun instead of sitting at one place and farming for hours on end
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a nostalgic gamer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What. Haven’t seen a single bot since a few of hosters were imprisoned and fined gigantic sums.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a nostalgic gamer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Team fortress 2

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My country rn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can this have a content warning pls, I’m here for memes not for national hatred

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨22 million on bluesky⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg literally me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't Putin receiving the same level of hate than people like Trump and Elon are?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I talk mad shit about Putin daily in vkontakte and yet I’m alive and well. Continue eating that propaganda raw.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why isn't Putin receiving the same level of hate than people like Trump and Elon are?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same but about every single American politician

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What your coffee preparation method says about you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohhhh I see now, makes sense

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What your coffee preparation method says about you⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I used to use windows, my machine would get progressively slower as I used it. But when I switched to Linux none of that is happening. I haven’t reinstalled in 2 years and it’s still flying fast af. I wonder to this day as to why the fuck did windows slow down my machine with time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries programming in Java⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But it’s fun though

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Black owner here.... without context that sounds really bad⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Schlatt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That funny feeling⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The best feeling. Sometimes I induce it just a bit to feel that sexy ahh tightness in my calves, there’s really nothing like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why doesn't Lemmy have a system like Reddit's Karma?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So that you can ask stupid questions and not have repercussions hunt you til the days your account is deleted

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lenses for astigmatism are trickier to produce so on average they are more expensive. Not much, tho. Still in the range that I can afford easily, so I wouldn’t say dystopia lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How true is it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For me it’s something like 720p with blurry details and double vision vs crystal clear 1080p. Fuck astigmatism, it makes my glasses cost more 😭

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If there is one thing I know about the Stafford Gambit, it's that it's SO EVIL⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  TikTok link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was told donating it is the right thing to do⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon seeks enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And then the bus fell on its side, amen brother 🙏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon seeks enlightenment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Omfg I was also enlightened by this

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You probably shouldn't trust the info anyway.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Exaggeration is a rhetorical and literary device that involves stating something in a way that amplifies or overstresses its characteristics, often to create a more dramatic or humorous effect. It involves making a situation, object, or quality seem more significant, intense, or extreme than it actually is. This can be used for various purposes, such as emphasizing a point, generating humor, or engaging an audience.
  
  For example, saying "I’m so hungry I could eat a horse" is an exaggeration. The speaker does not literally mean they could eat a horse; rather, they're emphasizing how very hungry they feel. Exaggerations are often found in storytelling, advertising, and everyday language.
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon can't sleep⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  💀💀💀 bro I’m so sorry, this is fucked up… Be strong.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Am I on the right Wikipedia...?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  s/eah/ou/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a flashdrive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  bro I was thinking of this EXACT idea around the time you sent this message, how many more evidence do I need to conclude that this world is a simulation 💀💀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon finds a flashdrive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for an idea

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Seriously.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  -40F 🤝 -40C

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regain Control in my ass⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Eyes of the world in my ass