SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on The horrors of aging 3 weeks ago:
Keeping Lemmy Facebook.
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 3 weeks ago:
Fix your lock so it uses the same key.
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- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 months ago:
What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 months ago:
Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 2 months ago:
Are you still friend zoned?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 months ago:
What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 months ago:
Still missing key information.
Is his house his whole property?
- Comment on it's called speedrunning, my dudes 2 months ago:
But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 2 months ago:
That’s missing key information.
- Comment on Southern USA core. 2 months ago:
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
- Comment on One Angry Man 2 months ago:
Person of New York.
- Comment on Extreme level of trust 2 months ago:
This is just dumb in every way.
The safe ways of doing this are a bit slower but worth it.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 2 months ago:
I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.
- Comment on Cutting sucks 2 months ago:
That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.
- Comment on Thinheritance 2 months ago:
I know right?
It’s just crying out in pain.
- Comment on Thinheritance 2 months ago:
I think the table on the right needs to be rotated ninety degrees.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
They didn’t.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
If jalapeños give you diarrhea you should try a habanero or a ghost pepper instead.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 2 months ago:
I find they’re hard to eat.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 2 months ago:
I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 2 months ago:
I got one modelled after my mother’s vagina and while enjoyable it doesn’t come close to the real thing.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 2 months ago:
No I said what I meant if you need clarification read my comment again.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 2 months ago:
The only time a fleshlight is too much is on a public bus.
At home you can jerk off with anything you’d like as long as it’s consenting and not underage.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 2 months ago:
The mother?
Might need a big hook.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 2 months ago:
In that case why would they need a fleshlight?
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 2 months ago:
No they’re actually worse now.
- Comment on Dirty slut for water 2 months ago:
Vodka for the truly degenerate.
- Comment on or not to would? 2 months ago:
Your sister lives there too?
