SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on The horrors of aging 1 day ago:
Keeping Lemmy Facebook.
- Comment on Pretty good idea. Color codes easy to understand 1 week ago:
Fix your lock so it uses the same key.
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- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 1 month ago:
What you didn’t tie your wife up in the basement for six months?
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 1 month ago:
Lucky it took me six months to get the proper level of stockholm syndrome into my now wife.
- Comment on THIS is always the correct response 1 month ago:
Are you still friend zoned?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 1 month ago:
What’s the potatoe density and does the angle of the property reflect the zero sq ft at the earths core to the light year or does it remain constant at 1200 sq ft per foot each way?
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 1 month ago:
Still missing key information.
Is his house his whole property?
- Comment on it's called speedrunning, my dudes 1 month ago:
But when you start the journey with Rita Hayworth all bets are off.
- Comment on What is the maximum number of potatoes you could grow in your house or on property you own before it becomes a crime? 1 month ago:
That’s missing key information.
- Comment on Southern USA core. 1 month ago:
Isn’t that the preacher zone?
- Comment on One Angry Man 1 month ago:
Person of New York.
- Comment on Extreme level of trust 1 month ago:
This is just dumb in every way.
The safe ways of doing this are a bit slower but worth it.
- Comment on Why doesn't the US build a bridge here to connect Alaska to the mainland? Are they stupid? 1 month ago:
I have to mail my glovebox gun to myself when I drive through Canada because they hate freedom.
- Comment on Cutting sucks 1 month ago:
That meal isn’t improving anyone’s life.
- Comment on Thinheritance 1 month ago:
I know right?
It’s just crying out in pain.
- Comment on Thinheritance 1 month ago:
I think the table on the right needs to be rotated ninety degrees.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 month ago:
They didn’t.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 month ago:
If jalapeños give you diarrhea you should try a habanero or a ghost pepper instead.
- Comment on What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops? 1 month ago:
I find they’re hard to eat.
- Comment on UK pornography taskforce to propose banning ‘barely legal’ content after Channel 4 documentary airs 1 month ago:
I think all adult performers should have gray hair and the only allowable category should be definitely legal.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 month ago:
I got one modelled after my mother’s vagina and while enjoyable it doesn’t come close to the real thing.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 month ago:
No I said what I meant if you need clarification read my comment again.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 month ago:
The only time a fleshlight is too much is on a public bus.
At home you can jerk off with anything you’d like as long as it’s consenting and not underage.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 month ago:
The mother?
Might need a big hook.
- Comment on How abnormal is it for a mother to be her son a fleshlight for his 18th birthday? 1 month ago:
In that case why would they need a fleshlight?
- Comment on Toothbrushes don't list what they are made of. 1 month ago:
No they’re actually worse now.
- Comment on Dirty slut for water 1 month ago:
Vodka for the truly degenerate.
- Comment on or not to would? 1 month ago:
Your sister lives there too?
