SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anon reads the news 6 hours ago:
The CIA used MKULTRA techniques to brainwash him and do the assassination as a test run.
- Comment on Donuts are good for you 16 hours ago:
Drinking while pregnant is okay as long as you’re giving it away for adoption.
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 16 hours ago:
No.
- Comment on Pro-tip for this capitalistic hellscape 1 day ago:
Genetics.
Same reason some people can’t smell aspara-piss.
- Comment on Snow removal 6 days ago:
Now I just want to bend over and have a snowplow barreling full speed towards my gaping asshole.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 1 week ago:
They promised they wouldn’t say anything.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 1 week ago:
Just look in a mirror.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 1 week ago:
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
- Comment on The 10 Highest Grossing Film Directors of All Time, as of Nov. 2024 1 week ago:
Harry Potter.
- Comment on Meaty lifehack 1 week ago:
If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.
Only commit one crime at a time.
- Comment on Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again' 1 week ago:
I’m glad we’re finally getting games for white straight males again.
- Comment on ugh i wish 1 week ago:
So is chicken sashimi.
- Comment on The Sidewalk Fruit Vendor Who Sold a $6.2 Million Banana for 25 Cents 1 week ago:
The banana is only worth 25 cents, it’s the instructions that are expensive.
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 3 weeks ago:
Who’s OP?
- Comment on do you combine stair climbing with running when working out? 3 weeks ago:
What about running up the stairs?
- Comment on is that real? 3 weeks ago:
Elon has lost some weight.
- Comment on Freelance Video Game Journalists Are Propping Up The Industry, And Many Are Being Paid Dogshit In Return 3 weeks ago:
Maybe they’re tiny and can’t throw them and thus can’t believe them.
- Comment on Cleanliness is more important 3 weeks ago:
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!
- Comment on Cultural differences 3 weeks ago:
In Alberta they heat up the loonies or toonies with a lighter first.
- Comment on I feel this way about cinnamon. 4 weeks ago:
Do whatever you want to your cast iron but stay the fuck away from mine.
- Comment on what is an "over-under" during sex? 5 weeks ago:
What if you’re wearing them over your pants?
- Comment on what is an "over-under" during sex? 5 weeks ago:
What if you’re wearing boxers?
- Comment on Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks 5 weeks ago:
It’s insane that ball sunning is political but here we are.
- Comment on Anon decides to live like the ancient Greeks 5 weeks ago:
Cuck Carlson suns his tiny balls.
- Comment on Capsaicin 5 weeks ago:
The next morning you’ll be taking an icy hot shit.
- Comment on Microsoft made me sign in on their Xbox Accessories app to update the firmware on my controller 5 weeks ago:
I can update four controllers at a time using this method.
- Comment on Is it offensive for me as a man to dress as a male version of a female fictional character for Halloween?' 5 weeks ago:
My sexy Adolf Hitler got a great reception tonight.
- Comment on Dummy Thicc 5 weeks ago:
Thicker then a Double Big Mac.
- Comment on Request to moderate socialist 5 weeks ago:
No problem!
Thanks.
- Comment on Request to moderate socialist 1 month ago:
This community needs an active moderator and I’m volunteering @Serinus@lemmy.world.