SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Everything is just an ESP32 away⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you flash it on any cheap amazon cat food dispenser or did you have to find a specific type?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sharing a Bed With Your Kid? It’s Totally Normal in Asia.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  And Trump tower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're completely serious⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  At least these are fun and amusing conspiracies that don’t hurt anyone.

  Back in the day it was a bunch of trumpers butthurt that they had to wear a mask.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you have to be sure about the diagnosis⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Everyone who upvoted this should feel bad about yourselves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨let's use PIN pad to complete transaction together⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know why they don’t expect you to shit in the bagging area.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Must be lvl 11 genius⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

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  What the fuck is wrong with you?

  Jesus fucking Christ my brother.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Accurate⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I married the stripper, step-son.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mushroom learns to crawl after being given robot body⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh great, it’s The Last of Us but with cyborgs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Theoretically, how long would it take to get from Earth to Neptune via a spacetether-propelled spaceship?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Depends on the day you leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨boyancy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what manatee farts smell like.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does anyone struggle with spending money foolishly on prostitutes?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Jesus liked the prostitutes too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of when I used to go to my friend’s house and dress up in her clothes and have a threesome with her boyfriend.

  I’m a straight cis male though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a fart dry vs wet?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And lack of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jell-OH MY GOD!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My spoon is too big.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you use a McDonald’s spoon?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I turned up my music and ignored him because historically nothing good happens when someone gets out of their car in traffic and you bet your sweet ass I made sure our bumpers were almost touching next red light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh my birthday isn’t for a couple more years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is a cake day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploring emotional and cinematic UX for a game landing page - Death Stranding 2 as case study (non-official)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally I’d like to see an extended sequence where Sam Porter Bridges slowly and sensually squishes a pound of ground mince between his toes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Car crashes have killed and seriously injured roughly the same number of people as shootings in Chicago this year. Only one of these things is treated as a safety crisis in the media⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to see it broken down into the fatal and non-fatal portions and also the mental health of the cars at the time of the crash.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How much spacing while stopped at a red light?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On the other hand I had a guy get out of his Jaguar the other day and yell at me a while because I stopped too close to his bumper.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can I improve this? It's my current living and bedroom.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Get a bigger dildo you pussy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technology is enhancing our lives every day⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Fat fucking titties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What things should I do if I spilled a small amount of scalding water from a kettle on my arm?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Add celery, onion and a potato.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A shit situation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s almost as bad as walking into your childhood church and seeing the old preachers get erections.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Having booze in your TV is a must⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These were from the seventies which means you levelled out with the coke mirror on the TV.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your GF asks if this dress makes me look fat⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are bad tourist shirt posts above or below drunk uncle level facebook posts?

  Either way this is lowering the shitpost bar past the Kola Superdeep Borehole SG-3.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Special thanks to fellow user ShittyDwarf for the inspiration 👍⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly.

  If she comes out with a big strap-on the size and shape of Rosie O’Donnell‘s left fist I’d probably instantly cum.