SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on drugs 11 hours ago:
I put drugs in my pancakes.
- Comment on If only my parents knew 11 hours ago:
How are you doing fellow sex haver?
- Comment on Little Anon goes on a field trip 20 hours ago:
Were you raised by the pumpkins?
- Comment on Please, make the default image post layout LARGER so I can post links to Reddit (as a way to publicize Lemmy). 20 hours ago:
I just want the ability to vote on modlog entries.
- Comment on Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte! 4 days ago:
Yeah and if you put wheels on my grandmother she’d be the fastest whore in Italy.
- Comment on Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte! 4 days ago:
Wisconsin‘s cannibal sandwich is kosher.
- Comment on Zwei Mettbrötchen bitte! 4 days ago:
An open faced sandwich is literally named a goddamned sandwich and it only had one fucking slice of bread.
- Comment on Steam Deck and SteamOS hit 20,000 playable games 4 days ago:
Not enough.
- Comment on so how do the kids defeat this clown, stephen? 4 days ago:
There were a couple lines first.
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 4 days ago:
I’m pretty careful so maybe two or three times a month.
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 5 days ago:
You’re not the first person I’ve disappointed today.
- Comment on If you have used this you are immune to all disease. 5 days ago:
I only time I wash my hands in a public bathroom is if I get a substantial amount of shit on them.
- Comment on Saw your mom at the driving range 5 days ago:
More important than a mom?
- Comment on Saw your mom at the driving range 5 days ago:
I need one of those.
- Comment on Be college freshmen 6 days ago:
What does a power-assisted rudder system for boats have to do with anything?
- Comment on How do you keep track of what games you have played over the years? 1 week ago:
Look at you just raw dogging your steam library.
- Comment on Anon's split personality 1 week ago:
Not an in/out timescale?
- Comment on TIL my decision to drive a 22' full cab pickup truck and vehemently oppose urban zoning reform makes me a defender of social justice, a warrior for the downtrodden, and more progressive than 99% [cont 1 week ago:
Urban cores are full of liberals and at night the pasty progressives sometimes even venture out of their mom’s boyfriend’s basements.
- Comment on Home alone? DIY time 1 week ago:
Okay Michael Jackson.
- Comment on No more a dream 1 week ago:
Probably.
- Comment on Happy anniversary of the day absolutely nothing happened at nowhere square! 1 week ago:
I can’t believe the mods and admins allow such a racist meme to stay up.
Ralph being yellow while talking about the Chinese with the red seats is more than just a dog whistle.
- Comment on No more a dream 1 week ago:
All rocks are cool except crack rocks because crack is wack.
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 5 comments
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 1 week ago:
I’m not getting into this no sir.
- Comment on When someone is complaining about a meme 1 week ago:
And man does he know how to work a dick.
Ben’s a dick maestro.
- Comment on Lemm.ee is shutting down. 1 week ago:
It’s been fun being the adult in the room!
Sorry you’re losing your home instance.
- Comment on Lemm.ee is shutting down. 1 week ago:
Thanks, I fixed it!
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to conservative@lemm.ee | 4 comments
- Comment on alternatives to lemm.ee? 2 weeks ago:
I’d stay away from Lemmy.today until they start to deal with obvious spammers on their instance.
One four-day old account there has almost five hundred posts last time I checked, which is more then a post every six minutes.
- Comment on Guess I'm on the right track 😌 2 weeks ago:
It actually is you madlad.
