SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reacharound >= common Courtesy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Except or expect?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reacharound >= common Courtesy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us have standards.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Elden Ring's player engagement is through the roof: 45% of its Steam players have played for 100+ hours⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah but if you haven’t finished new game seven with no armor or weapons did you really finish the game?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the ethics behind purchasing a book from an author you don't agree with?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I bought a book about communism yesterday off of Amazon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What are the ethics behind purchasing a book from an author you don't agree with?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That method is horrible because the author wouldn’t make any money off of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lil' secret⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  A coworker of mine once told a group of us when his wife came home drunk he’d wait til she passed out and put a pillow on her head and punch a couple times and he’d blame her morning headache on the booze.

  If true that’s fucked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monty Python predicted social media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ministry of funny walks was way better then the cheese shop and I could list another nineteen right now if I wanted to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monty Python predicted social media⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Come on the cheese shop wasn’t even in their best twenty skits.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This section of Jim Carrey's Wikipedia Article⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pretty on-brand for Jim Carrey though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Catchiest video game song?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sonic two when sonic drowns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The USA spends $15k/student annually which is 30% higher than the global median. Why do U.S. schools have "fundraisers" where kids are incentivized to sell stuff to people?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It is socialism thinly disguised as capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zach Braff Joins ‘Scrubs’ Reboot in Development at ABC⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I hear he’s a never-nude.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Americans putting life on hold amid economic anxiety under Trump, poll shows⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think we’re at the sick of winning phase now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🎶cowboys are frequently, secretly fond of each other🎵⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That horrible spelling and grammar kind of gets me out the mood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bill Skarsgård Returns as Pennywise in Chilling First Trailer for HBO's 'It: Welcome to Derry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This website is cancer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are real pizzas.

  Detroit style is pizza in panties.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want pizza or not?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'll go first⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicago deep dish or New York slices?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I find ham bone to be really crunchy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jo jay!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d use a sander.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now that's impressive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna need more than three pixels to tell if these are the same person, boss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I drive a manual with no power steering, power brakes, ABS or traction control.

  Manual windows and no power locking and I find power window wipers make this generation soft too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'The Simpsons' announces new Milhouse voice actor following Pamela Hayden's exit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Marge next please she needs subtitles these days.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ChatGPT does not fuck around⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks for flipping this over so we can read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We still don’t know what Kash Patel did as a consultant for Qatar before becoming FBI director⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which members of Trump’s administration haven’t been paid by Qatar?

• We still don’t know what Kash Patel did as a consultant for Qatar before becoming FBI directorwww.motherjones.com ↗
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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reality vs. male delusion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only people who disagree with me find me controversial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reality vs. male delusion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think I’m a misogynist or a good representation of Lemmy as a whole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reality vs. male delusion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

  What women see.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reality vs. male delusion⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Seeing how that is solidly middle class you still need a decent personality to back that up so that might be the issue.