SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on LO-fucking-L 13 hours ago:
That only works if you look like a young Ivanka.
- Comment on LO-fucking-L 13 hours ago:
$5 to love him, $100 to love him long time.
- Comment on Right through the heart 13 hours ago:
If words hurt more than weapons why are they substituting the words for weapons?
Shouldn’t it be something that hurts more than weapons like words?
- Comment on meme 2 days ago:
TayTay is the bomb and this meme is something my drunk uncle would post on Facebook.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
This is probably the worse bait I’ve seen and that’s counting ParabolicMotion.
- Comment on Anon catches his wife 2 days ago:
Sink a putt at a golf competition.
Those golf groupies will give you the clap.
- Comment on Anon catches his wife 2 days ago:
No.
Everyone had clap.
- Comment on ‘Has this guy ever made a movie before?’ Francis Ford Coppola’s 40-year battle to film Megalopolis 3 days ago:
Sounds like it was still easier then Apocalypse Now.
- Comment on 'Cocaine Werewolf' - Upcoming Horror-Comedy Movie Will Huff, Puff, Snort and Kill 5 days ago:
Sasquatch, Bigfoot and Yeti are all different sub-species with different characteristics, languages and cultures.
They really don’t like getting mixed up with each other.
- Comment on 'Cocaine Werewolf' - Upcoming Horror-Comedy Movie Will Huff, Puff, Snort and Kill 5 days ago:
They must have a lot of dexterity to be able to load up a crack pipe.
- Comment on 'Cocaine Werewolf' - Upcoming Horror-Comedy Movie Will Huff, Puff, Snort and Kill 5 days ago:
Is that a real thing?
- Comment on The Patriarchy 5 days ago:
Damn right, buds.
- Comment on 'Cocaine Werewolf' - Upcoming Horror-Comedy Movie Will Huff, Puff, Snort and Kill 5 days ago:
I’m waiting for cokehead snakes on a cocaine smuggling plane myself.
- Comment on The Patriarchy 5 days ago:
I’d rather come across a women in a dinosaur costume then a dinosaur in a woman costume if I was alone in the woods.
- Comment on As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music? 5 days ago:
No, he meant that he grew up in Toronto’s cheap mansions and now he’s in a nice one.
- Comment on As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music? 5 days ago:
Because he used to be in a wheelchair and now he’s not.
- Comment on As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music? 5 days ago:
19 is about 9 years too old for Drake.
By listening to their interests you’d keep your fingers on the youth’s pulse.
- Comment on As someone who is aging. Late thirties. How can I keep my finger on the pulse of current trends, particularly in music? 5 days ago:
Start dating a 19 year old.
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
Where are your children?
- Comment on If a man with multiple personalities becomes suicidal, would it be considered a hostage situation? 6 days ago:
I enjoyed talking to you and I got to learn a little more about internet culture so thank you!
- Comment on If a man with multiple personalities becomes suicidal, would it be considered a hostage situation? 6 days ago:
Then why did you take the bait, as you call it?
- Comment on If a man with multiple personalities becomes suicidal, would it be considered a hostage situation? 6 days ago:
Was ‘so edgy’ flaming me?
- Comment on If a man with multiple personalities becomes suicidal, would it be considered a hostage situation? 6 days ago:
Sorry, was it a stupid question?
- Comment on If a man with multiple personalities becomes suicidal, would it be considered a hostage situation? 6 days ago:
Would it make a difference if it was a woman?
- Comment on Why is currency so essential? 6 days ago:
Hot women are usually all over the farmers but the farmers are usually about those dolla dolla bills yo.
- Comment on Why is currency so essential? 6 days ago:
They make that food for money.
- Comment on Why is currency so essential? 6 days ago:
Landlords exist to extract value.
- Comment on Why is currency so essential? 6 days ago:
Makes it easier to buy food and pay for rent.
My landlord doesn’t want to barter for goods and services on a monthly basis.
- Comment on 👩🦰💔 6 days ago:
But people still love cocaine!
- Comment on Anon is in health class 1 week ago:
I haven’t thought of Starcraft for a long time.
I should install and lose another ten years of my life.