SatansMaggotyCumFart
@SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world
- Comment on Player two has entered the lobby 1 day ago:
Smear a little poop on it.
- Comment on how do I become the dullest, most boring coworker so this needy man leaves me alone? 1 day ago:
Buy a Subaru and a nice pair of Doc Martens.
- Comment on I'll see you guys next year 3 days ago:
My New Year’s resolution is to quit doing heroin so I have fifteen days to start.
- Comment on This will definitely make you smile 4 days ago:
Now that is a shitpost.
Unless it’s jazz porn.
- Comment on This will definitely make you smile 4 days ago:
I think they’re banned from posting anywhere else.
- Comment on Anon is a white hat hacker 4 days ago:
Sharpies smell great.
- Comment on He was pretty awful too, you know. 5 days ago:
That’s a porno I’d watch.
- Comment on The one who's coming was foretold to us has arrived 1 week ago:
I always hope for the best in people.
- Comment on The one who's coming was foretold to us has arrived 1 week ago:
Can you try this again but maybe take the time to read my comments first?
You’ll see that you are accusing me of things I haven’t said.
- Comment on The one who's coming was foretold to us has arrived 1 week ago:
You seem to take politics pretty seriously and I’m not concerned what you think my life is like.
- Comment on The one who's coming was foretold to us has arrived 1 week ago:
You literally have months were you only posted to Conservative though.
- Comment on The one who's coming was foretold to us has arrived 1 week ago:
Your post history confuses me more every day.
Spouse swapping, conservatism and now this?
- Comment on Anon reads the news 1 week ago:
The CIA used MKULTRA techniques to brainwash him and do the assassination as a test run.
- Comment on Donuts are good for you 1 week ago:
Drinking while pregnant is okay as long as you’re giving it away for adoption.
- Comment on Anon meets a girl at a wedding 1 week ago:
No.
- Comment on Pro-tip for this capitalistic hellscape 1 week ago:
Genetics.
Same reason some people can’t smell aspara-piss.
- Comment on Snow removal 2 weeks ago:
Now I just want to bend over and have a snowplow barreling full speed towards my gaping asshole.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 3 weeks ago:
They promised they wouldn’t say anything.
- Comment on HAIL SATAN 3 weeks ago:
Just look in a mirror.
- Comment on Assassin's Creed Shadows Will Feature Denuvo & Account Linking + EULA also requires you to allow Ubisoft to "monitor" your RAM 3 weeks ago:
You’re supposed to wash your balls?
- Comment on The 10 Highest Grossing Film Directors of All Time, as of Nov. 2024 3 weeks ago:
Harry Potter.
- Comment on Meaty lifehack 3 weeks ago:
If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.
Only commit one crime at a time.
- Comment on Elon Musk says too many game studios are owned by giant corporations so his giant corporation is going to start a studio to 'make games great again' 3 weeks ago:
I’m glad we’re finally getting games for white straight males again.
- Comment on ugh i wish 3 weeks ago:
So is chicken sashimi.
- Comment on The Sidewalk Fruit Vendor Who Sold a $6.2 Million Banana for 25 Cents 3 weeks ago:
The banana is only worth 25 cents, it’s the instructions that are expensive.
- Comment on turned them into their final form! 4 weeks ago:
Who’s OP?
- Comment on do you combine stair climbing with running when working out? 4 weeks ago:
What about running up the stairs?
- Comment on is that real? 4 weeks ago:
Elon has lost some weight.
- Comment on Freelance Video Game Journalists Are Propping Up The Industry, And Many Are Being Paid Dogshit In Return 5 weeks ago:
Maybe they’re tiny and can’t throw them and thus can’t believe them.
- Comment on Cleanliness is more important 5 weeks ago:
That just gives her a dorito flavoured dick to enjoy!