posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #2

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨41⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  OK so I was at work and stuff, how did the corn happen ? Who the heck started it ?

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• its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    • shittydwarf@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We commented this simultaneously on different threads…

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  • jim_v@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’ve seen this meme in the past as well. I have never felt so present.

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    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Being in the moment is wonderful. Especially when it comes with a succulent, warm, moist, long and salty corn.

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love corm

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Spoiler - she puts it in her pooper.

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• serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  A night in shiny, yellow corn. I too would like to stop seeing news + politics here. Appreciate this, hopefully it gets the message across.

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  • serpineslair@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Seems to be working…

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• BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please, no US news and politics please

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Yes, reposting shit posts is just lazy

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  • SippyCup@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    137 school children dead today in a drive by Tylenol attack on an ICE detention center. We’ll have word from the president when he wakes up from his nap.

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    • BootLoop@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t know if this is serious or not but maybe y’all shouldn’t have voted in this person who said they were going to do these things before they were voted in.

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    • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Fuuuuuuck I hate how hard this made me laugh… It’s just barely hyperbolic, hahahaha

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    But I need to learn about how Donald Trump is going to jail!

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  There are a few folks here completely ruining the ships comm with US politics

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, it’s hard to distinguish US press releases from regular shit posts

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  • mika_mika@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Gotta accept that benign tweets in general do not for a good shitpost make.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Rooty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• loonsun@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  God bless, fighting the good fight

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This post is news in like half of US states

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• bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now, if someone started posting regular news posts here to annoy you, they would actually be shitposts, right?

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• NichEherVielleicht@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Fuck now my insecurities hit me hard. Did I do something not shit enough?

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Eating corn isn’t saying goodbye. It’s saying see you later.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Imma start posting nothing but news here to troll because then they would also be true shitposts.

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  • BCOVertigo@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You have it backwards my droog, this uprising is approaching the threshold where it becomes a newsworthy event.

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel like this dude about to flash me

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  • Electric_Druid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Sex offender vibes for sure

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• some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nice corn stache

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• ZonenRanslite@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Corn Flanders.

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• MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  People from other countries everyday

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “This time… will be different!!”

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