FosterMolasses
@FosterMolasses@leminal.space
- Comment on I would watch that ngl 1 day ago:
Still less dystopian than what the government’s actually doing lol
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Only a narcissist thinks the term narcissist is a slur. Lather rinse repeat of “boomer”.
I wonder how often your behavior causes you to get called that?
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Hahahahaha
- Comment on 1 day ago:
Youtuber thumbnails when their video doesn’t go viral in 20 mins:
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 3 days ago:
You can just say Dave Chappelle lmao
- Comment on I used to be a fan 🤦♂️ 3 days ago:
I think Lemmy has one but it kinda misses the mark (also dead, ironically lol)
- Comment on School of hard knocks 3 days ago:
Yeah, but also never discount the amount of unqualified idiots who have those high-paying jobs in the first place because daddy donated an east wing.
Degrees don’t guarantee anything, yet they’re also the only meaningful way to get a foot in the door.
- Comment on At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃 1 week ago:
The second!
I tell them apart by remembering how dramatic the difference in special effects were the first time I went back to watch the original lol
(Also, Linda Hamilton is consistently shredded AF in the second 💪)
- Comment on At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃 1 week ago:
I’ve had this scene on my mind for like a month now lol
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 1 week ago:
maga
astronauts
You haven’t seen the illiterate statistics for them yet have you lol
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 1 week ago:
Underrated comment lol
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 1 week ago:
Brand new sentence
- Comment on The Sounds of Silence 1 week ago:
I like the way you think lol
- Comment on Let's ask this AI app! 1 week ago:
These are more identical than the meme!! lmfaooo
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 1 week ago:
Yo, that’s crazy
Soon anarchists won’t even be able to print posters anymore lol, the writers of Cyberpunk 2077 couldn’t make this shit up.
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 1 week ago:
Just like humanity!
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 1 week ago:
Ahhh, beat me to it lol
- Comment on An intelligence of pure malevolence. 1 week ago:
Printer shitposts are my favorite shitposts
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 week ago:
ok zoomer 😂
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 week ago:
Based
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 week ago:
Jesus christ
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 week ago:
Lmfaooooo
- Comment on Times sure have changed 1 week ago:
Just told myself this morning as I was waking up “I have got to stop falling asleep with my heavyass laptop ontop of me. I’m gonna sprain my gall bladder or something at this point.”
- Comment on Meal Prep 101 1 week ago:
Do you know Blueblood?
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 1 week ago:
There’s also “fluoral ounces” to add to the confusion lol
- Comment on What the Hell is this Bull shit ? 1 week ago:
Shrinkflation babyyyyyy
They did this to one of my favorite brands of ramen recently. The squares are noticeably smaller before you even open the package. I picked it up off the store shelf and something I’ve held in my hands dozens of times before felt noticeably lighter and tinier. Three would probably make one decent serving lol
They’re not even from here. They’re made in poland I think. The shrinkflation is inescapable…
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 1 week ago:
TIL there’s an entire subculture of fancy pizzacutters
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 1 week ago:
Oh fuck that sounds cool lol
- Comment on Really incredible. I want a set. 1 week ago:
Lmfao the rubberbands are doing a lot of work here haha
- Comment on I brought you a candy cane. 2 weeks ago:
Why.
