FosterMolasses

@FosterMolasses@leminal.space

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some of you are too young to know what this is⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I audibly said “yayyyy” at my screen when I saw the shirt lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HAHAHAHA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You just can't⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  After reading the first two, I skipped to the last for the punchline.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Most of the world is well informed, Americans not so much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The elephants know.

  Them, and the orcas fucking up yachts off the Gibraltar strait lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta run⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My teeth hurt reading this lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gotta run⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmaooooo barely an exaggeration

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Refuses to work without yellow toner… cats are a pain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Underrated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My shopping list: Coal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Literally me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Potata Salad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It took us 3 years to make that potata salad…

  3 YEARSSSS!!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Personally, I prefer Haram & Chill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh damn, that sucks. No matter how many years it’s been, I still have a super low tolerance for edibles. But it’s also probably a self-reinforcing cycle, because everytime I try a homemade edible I don’t want to do them again for like a year lol

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  Protip: Try making weed butter first before mixing together the rest of the ingredients.

  Personally, I won’t ever touch that shit again hahaa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Aus is the roasty kind of hell, whereas US is the pitchfork stabby kind.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The actual fauna in Australia is way worse than whatever dropbear stuff of nightmares anyone’s brain can concoct anyway lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close enough⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see nothing wrong with this picture. They even accounted for Aus lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aaaaaaaaaa⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I too crave to become one with the fungi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I offer you some cocks in these trying times?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love John Oliver so much

  Would.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TIL!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨tech never works for long⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  being at the grocery store and starting the oven preheat is a pretty nice way to burn the house down

  Ftfy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Extreme screen glare⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Matte screen representttt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Osmia avosetta: these solitary bees place their eggs in colorful nesting capsules that are constructed from flower petals, nectar, and mud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That was beautiful.

  And the alt-text made me laugh hard enough to hurt myself lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Osmia avosetta: these solitary bees place their eggs in colorful nesting capsules that are constructed from flower petals, nectar, and mud⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re little artists! 🎨

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently it is hard to draw a horseshoe crab in a T-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Quality science maymay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Amazon started hiding ratings for some products⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pathetic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When your partner asks where you learned that⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Xkcd is slowly becoming like The Simpsons, but for Lemmy.

  Everywhere niche science or tech observation, “Xkcd did it” lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they are literally hanging our tax dollars right over our heads⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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