FosterMolasses
@FosterMolasses@leminal.space
- Comment on 100% tru btw 2 days ago:
I would find it attractive if someone could pick me up and carry my 6’6’’ 260lbs ass like a toddler
Aspirational, this is why I lift.
- Comment on 100% tru btw 2 days ago:
One of my litmus tests for men in a relationship is whether or not they’ll permit me to give them a piggyback ride. If their ego is too fragile, then that’s usually a dealbreaker lol
- Comment on 100% tru btw 2 days ago:
Can confirm, I find women who wear loud makeup instead of going leaps and bounds for the expensive “no makeup” makeup look quite attractive 🌈
It’s okay for eyeshadow to have colors
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Written by AI.
- Comment on Forbidden Fruit 2 days ago:
This is a fantastic thread, I love this meme sub
- Comment on nothing & no one is safe from this plague 3 days ago:
Based Pope Leo
- Comment on commitment 3 days ago:
For an american pizza?? That’s a bargain!
- Comment on commitment 3 days ago:
Hahahaha, oh my god this made me sad inside in the funniest way
- Comment on ard 3 days ago:
I love etymology
- Comment on women 5 days ago:
I am dying to know what the lead up was to the earlier punchline lmao
- Comment on women 5 days ago:
This is the greatest shitpost hahahahaha
- Comment on groceries 1 month ago:
- Comment on Tankie 1 month ago:
This is the most pretentious, my-shit-doesn’t-stink reply I’ve seen outside of an .ml instance lol
Touch grass.
- Comment on I got that dog in me. (I am very ill.) 1 month ago:
That’s the joke.
- Comment on Zootopia 1 month ago:
- Comment on Zootopia 1 month ago:
Nick is pretending to stalk and kill Judy by biting her neck
The more we explain this the worse it sounds, lmaoooooo
- Comment on Zootopia 1 month ago:
Lmfao, how is the original shot somehow WORSE and more suggestive? Bahahahaha
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 1 month ago:
Same, I have a similar conundrum. Everytime I go longer than a few days without checking US news some unspeakable shit goes down. Like a dictator getting kidnapped.
The constant battle between wanting to stay informed and the urge to live peacefully as an off-grid mountain man lol
- Comment on MFW I wake up to find Lemmy feeds full of USA stuff 1 month ago:
They’re referencing Jerry Seinfeld. He does that.
Or did, probably before you guys were born lol
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 1 month ago:
- Comment on Humans are part of the ecosystem. 1 month ago:
Thanks for the good vibes, they’d also love this over on LeftyMemes@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on If I go crazy will you still call me Superman? 1 month ago:
- Comment on We Have a Very Loving Relationship 1 month ago:
- Comment on People like this 2 months ago:
LMAOOO
- Comment on People like this 2 months ago:
Big mood lol
- Comment on People like this 2 months ago:
Me too, it’s definitely had a fundamental impact on how people interact with each other online. But also, less page long flamewars is the silver lining I suppose lol
- Comment on People like this 2 months ago:
- Comment on Pizza styles 2 months ago:
Who gives a fuck about an oxford comma~!
- Comment on Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world. 2 months ago:
Thanks for the nightmares lol
- Comment on Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world. 2 months ago:
Local media reports earlier on Thursday suggested pyrotechnics could have caused the incident (BBC)
Natural selection at this point.