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  • FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I cross the street whenever I need to, without checking for danger. I never lock the doors. I don’t check to make sure I turned off the stove. I don’t wear seat belts. CAUSE I DON’T LIVE IN FEAR/S

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  • Pacattack57@lemmy.world ⁨53⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.

    www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/index.html

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  • Leviathan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s got the 3-star Dragonball is the only useful thing I got from this.

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  • Gammelfisch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Every single MAGA fucknut should follow their pedo and the toilet seat cocaine snorter’s instructions. Bleach is going to be in short supply.

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  • borQue@lemmy.zip ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Americans are the most frightened people on earth.

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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    • Soulg@ani.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      No it’s really only the old stupid people

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      • FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Americans are afraid of each other

        They’re afraid of someone knocking on the door

        They’re afraid their boss will fire them and they will lose their health insurance

        They’re afraid of other countries

        I spend a lot of time in the US, and I’ve never seen anywhere with people constantly on edge. They’re so used to it that they don’t notice any more

        I’ve never seen anywhere so ruled by fear

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      • zeroConnection@programming.dev ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        stupid people

        Unfortunately, that’s the majority of Americans.

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      • Katana314@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        When looking at the social anxiety epidemic across America, very much affecting young people, I’m sorry to say this is not true.

        People think they’re unique in not wanting to pick up a phone to order a meal from a restaurant, but it’s everyone now. SO many people want to minimize social contact to an extreme degree. It’s part of why political opposition to rampant oppression is so lack luster.

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    • PolarPirate@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      L take

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  • tooks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    COVID played a major part in my mother’s death, so I feel comfortable saying I welcome the hentavirus to our country. If all goes poorly, maybe it will take care of some of our more troublesome septuagenarians. šŸ¤”

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  • Miller@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will NOT comprehend basic science.

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    • SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      šŸ¦…šŸ¦…šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øIGNORANCEšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ‡ŗšŸ‡øšŸ¦…šŸ¦…

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      • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        FUCK YEAH!!!

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    • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This was said by a British politician about the UK, but it feels a lot like it applies to the US too:

      I think the people of this country have had enough of experts

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      • DamienGramatacus@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Wasn’t that said to minimise the authority of experts rather than as a statement on the public? Specifically, Gove was trying to pass policies that the so called ā€˜experts’ were saying wouldn’t work so he tried to spin the narrative by saying politicians shouldn’t listen to experts and people should do what they’re told.

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      • Lyrl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It seems to be a common social phenomenon, something about how our human brains are wired. People have expert knowledge - burn the witches! China’s Great Leap Forward, the Cambodian genocide under Khmer Rouge, and on and on. I hate that we as a society haven’t figured out how to avoid this yet.

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  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    8640

    Same image change my mind

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    • sychthys@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.

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      • thisbenzingring@lemmy.today ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        you don’t become an apex warrior being stupid… but potato head does have its own issues

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    • mercano@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They both have a habit of misgendering people. At least the Sontarans do it because they’re a single-gender spices, rather than spite.

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      • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        don’t you mean sprite

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sontaar hah, sontaarans are much more intelligent than that.

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    • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      American Garry 63

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  • Homesnatch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I will NOT avoid ingesting mouse droppings.

    It is my God-given right to find a rodent nest and motorboat it.

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    • tooks@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Made me gag. Well done!

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  • 4grams@awful.systems ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m waiting for the inevitable hantavirus parties. Gotta make sure little Timmy earns his immunity!

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    • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or how about only wealthy elites get away with having parties while everyone else is expected to quarantine?

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He’s thumbody special

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why couldn’t it have been the hentaivirus?

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  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The first to NOT comply, will be the first to goā€¦šŸ«”šŸ«”šŸ«”

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  • MyceliumNetwork@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Look how terrified they are all the time

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today’s your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don’t 86 your rights!

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    • ummthatguy@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’ve made my choice.

      Image

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      • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah, but have you considered a cannon?

        Hunter S Thompson

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    • jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You joke, but some gullible idiot will buy that.

      I know people who get their phone service through ā€œPureTalkā€ to escape the ā€œliberals at AT&Tā€. I’m still not sure which is the greater irony: the fact that AT&T is an extremely conservative stick in the mud Corpo of the fact that PureTalk is an MVNO whose network is provided by – wait for it – AT&T

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don’t know what the fuss is about.

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    • Aedis@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yup. There’s also deaths from hantavirus every year in California. The problem is the variant, its the first time a lot of these countries are being exposed to the more contagious than usual form of hantavirus that in Chile & Argentina is known as Andean Hantavirus.

      Chile has a long history of dealing with this and usually takes all the necessary precautions, but add some dumbass gringos (north americans and Europeans) into the mix and they basically go into a remote area and snort lines of mouse shit and then are surprised when they caught a really bad virus.

      Argentina doesn’t really take any precautioms afaik.

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      • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        yes, in chile they always do campaigns, is a fact of life since forever, so for me it’s quite surprising the global craze about it.

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      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        different species, variant implies its the same species but different genotype. hantaa virus of korea is a different species than sin nombre of the midwest, and andes virus. the first 2 are quite virulent.

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    • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      At the moment, there is no cure or vaccine. Just like with Ebola, until a few years ago when some non-African people got infected, and they suddenly whipped up something.

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’ve known about coronaviruses since the 1960s

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      • snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yep, and scientists were saying for just as long how easy it could mutate and cause a global pandemic so governments should be prepared. >.>

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      distractions to keep us from a few things.

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    • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      All the losers are having sudden flare-ups of their persecution complex and are desperately using something that will never happen to create a feeling of power in their sad empty lives.

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    • KatherinaReichelt@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Isn’t it obvious? There is no vaccine. We’ve seen human-to-human transmission even with short contacts like a flight. It’s able to kill people. And we know that at least in the USA the government will not do anything to protect the people.

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    • fizzle@quokk.au ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Yeah, the irony of this kind of meme saying ā€œI will not live in fearā€ and yet they quite obviously are living every day in fear of conspiracies. Anyone who has read a few sentences of commentary is aware that Hantavirus is not going to be a pandemic.

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  • Casterial@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I already said it doesn’t matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I’m fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks

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    • zarathustrad@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      When the terrorists get that bio weapon, just expect absolute destruction of this Nation.

      The Maga cult has fucked our ability to respond.

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    • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The US was lucky to have an administration change when it did right as COVID19 took hold. Had the pedophile been running things any longer, the entire country would have burned to the ground.

      ā€œInject bleach to kill the virus?ā€ ā€œFire our smartest guy for… reasonsā€¦ā€ etc. etc.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If the death rate is actually 30% the lizard brain fear instinct will quickly shut down the monkey brain ā€œdumbshit fuckwadā€ instinct.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      and we already seeing significant amount of other viral infections going around as of recently because of the lack of protocols and vaccinations. currently theres ones that is going around causing sore throats

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Thank you for your service o7

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  • Fishnoodle@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dibs on his land

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    • anomnom@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Unless it’s in the Bible Belt, Florida or Texas.

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.

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  • turtlesareneat@piefed.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender

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    • suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Summa that slop in a five gallon bucket, yeah brother, that shit’s better’n my waffs cookin’, and that’s fer sherrrrr

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    • Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hell yeah brother, sounds like a Friday night!

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    • protist@retrofed.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Mix in a bit of ivermectin and that’s a hot date for a Friday night

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Herman Caine award incoming

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    In this house - the hentaivirus exists

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      UwU

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Seems like he has a typo at the top. From the context, seems like it was meant to say:

    ā€œI will NOT protect my home.ā€

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  • dalekcaan@feddit.nl ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bro decided to put himself in a Facebook ad

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It’s sad, i’ve met many people like this.

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  • Townlately@feddit.nl ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I WILL return to the depths of the sea. Cthulhu r’yleh!

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Good Lord that is a might gullet!

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  • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I wonder where they got the picture of the guy from

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Saint Trump’s Home for Elderly Badasses

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    • zebidiah@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I thought it was a lady…

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