Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on Bees 1 week ago:
How do you know for certain that the bee isn’t coated in poison? Perhaps said bees wallowed in poison ivy effectively coating themselves in the leaves poisonous oil? We can’t assume, you know what they say about assumptions?
- Comment on My friends are by my side 1 week ago:
There there. Their there’s, they’re there to mock us indeed. There they are.
- Comment on You mean it's not? 1 week ago:
I thought it was a new menu item at Taco Bell.
- Comment on company-wide email 2 weeks ago:
Are you the only employee or do they know it was you or does this email interface not list all other recipients in “to” field?
- Comment on Trump Refers to Himself as Venezuela’s ‘Acting President’ 2 weeks ago:
Can we just collectively pull the plug on bath time for this stupid toddler, already?
- Comment on A Steam dev is deleting his own game after girlfriend made him realize AI is bad 2 weeks ago:
This challenge never stopped Chris Sawyer and he went on to develop the most influential video game for his time.
- Comment on A Steam dev is deleting his own game after girlfriend made him realize AI is bad 2 weeks ago:
Why doesn’t he just… I dunno, develop the AI bits? Is he just going to give up?
- Comment on US nabs another ‘ghost fleet’ tanker in Caribbean raid, warns criminals: ‘There is no safe haven’ 2 weeks ago:
No honor among theives… ye best watch out fer Amerikkka is de new pirates on all de high seas. Argh.
- Comment on (TW) Phishing mail in 2026 2 weeks ago:
Bro never clicked Go to settings so fast in his life.
- Comment on Ubisoft Closes Halifax Studio Just After Employees Unionized [Updated] 2 weeks ago:
“In Canada, it is unlawful for a business to close because its workers decide to unionize,” the statement reads. “While we are not saying that this is what happened here, we will be demanding information from Ubisoft about the reason for the sudden decision to close.”
“Over the past 24 months, Ubisoft has undertaken company-wide actions to streamline operations, improve efficiency, and reduce costs,” the company said. “As part of this, Ubisoft has made the difficult decision to close its Halifax studio. 71 positions will be affected.
Shady assholes would use that excuse to happen to close a branch that unionized… we know why…
- Comment on going your own way 2 weeks ago:
+5, -2, ÷2 is the path to success if you want to live an “underdog story” lifestyle.
- Comment on Is this even a question? 3 weeks ago:
Waffle House food isn’t meant to be enjoyed sober. It isn’t even meant to be enjoyed buzzed. You gotta be to the point where you don’t remember how the fuck you got there, but that All-Star Special be lookin delicious.
- Comment on I WON THE LOTTERY! 3 weeks ago:
Completely unrelated: One time I ate baked beans straight from the can, not even heated up. Not bad.
- Comment on I WON THE LOTTERY! 3 weeks ago:
OP should just do what tich people do, and not pay their taxes and hide that money in an offshore account.
- Comment on I WON THE LOTTERY! 3 weeks ago:
Wish I made $80 an hour.
- Comment on I WON THE LOTTERY! 3 weeks ago:
Hey, it’s me your cousin. Let’s go bowling.
- Comment on Billion-dollar Bitcoin hacker Ilya Lichtenstein thanks Trump for early prison release 3 weeks ago:
This dumbfuck is gonna start pardoning pedophiles soon. Birds of a feather flock together.
- Comment on Anon catches a glimpse of his own mortality 3 weeks ago:
Just pray that you are within a few miles of a detonation zone so you vaporize. Instant death. You do not want to be more than a few miles out of a blast zone; you’re guaranteed a long painful death.
- Comment on Rainbow Six Siege ravaged by massive server breach that gave its players billions of paid currency for free 4 weeks ago:
Sweet! Now do this in real life!
- Comment on Corn peoples, Onion peoples, I offer you... 5 weeks ago:
Cornions.
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- Comment on Peak technology 5 weeks ago:
Consider my boggle minded.
- Comment on Kevin McCallister and [redacted] 5 weeks ago:
When this pedophile finally leaves office, and adults actually take back the White House they should first restore the past presidents photos and plaques… but this idiots will be a black square.
- Comment on what's your starter? 5 weeks ago:
Reptar usually.
- Comment on Picture test for how old you are 5 weeks ago:
Mikey no likey?
- Comment on wood 1 month ago:
Well I see a dog. So I even have a brain?
- Comment on THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short 1 month ago:
I’m 38, I scored 20 points unfortunately. I only used a rotary phone because my grandmother had one and she also had a typewriter that I’d fuck around with for fun… never used it to write my dissertation for a PhD or anything like that.
Peep this petite leak