Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on Me too 6 days ago:
- Comment on No excuses 6 days ago:
That shit comes out like lava…
Wait.
- Comment on First the frogs turned gay and now this 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on New Gas-Powered Data Centers Could Emit More Greenhouse Gases Than Entire Nations 2 weeks ago:
Here we are, the dystopian future. The crapsack world… it is Cyberpunk.
- Comment on the pretty people 2 weeks ago:
I know. I was merely making a pun out of their alleged faith. A Nat-C (Nazi) and a Jew in love together committing war crimes together… crazy times.
- Comment on Gotta run 2 weeks ago:
Lemmy poop posts finest quality poop
- Comment on the pretty people 2 weeks ago:
It’s crazy to see a Nat-C (National Christian) and a Jewish National together in love, committing atrocious war crimes together… what a crazy time line we live in.
- Comment on Neighbor very proud of her life choices 2 weeks ago:
Violet08 making a name for themselves
- Comment on Neighbor very proud of her life choices 2 weeks ago:
Maybe she loved prince?
- Comment on It's been a tough month 2 weeks ago:
Well shit, im just thinking about boobs. Looks like im the one that missed the point.
- Comment on It's been a tough month 2 weeks ago:
You are indeed missing the point, but yes that is the goal. You see, people often live outside of their means and that is what this photo represents with the captions contexts.
- Comment on Just april... 2 weeks ago:
Can we get to the part where the Roman’s crucify him now, and then just end the story there forever… we don’t need the Easter bit and all that. It’s okay.
- Comment on New album art just dropped 2 weeks ago:
These assholes claiming to be Christian in the states are anti-christian and aren’t even hiding it.
They’ve brainwashed enough supporters to push their agenda.Excuse me, in order to be brainwashed one must have a functioning brain… they’ve “programmed” enough mindless drones cultivated over decades of extensive purposeful low quality education and propaganda to achieve their agenda. - Comment on water sex is only appealing in theory cause in practice it’s dry af (oh the irony) 3 weeks ago:
Angry sex can be pretty damn passio… dammit.
- Comment on Post title lol 3 weeks ago:
1987 as well… i just never caught on to the acronyms.
BTW love RA
- Comment on Error 0x0000000000000100 on Xbox One S 3 weeks ago:
Does the internet work when you plug eternity directly into the console?
- Comment on Finally paid off my Costco hotdog in 4 easy installments! 3 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Error 0x0000000000000100 on Xbox One S 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Post title lol 3 weeks ago:
Am millennial and have never once used that acronym. I always just type “haha” instead… haha
- Comment on lol 3 weeks ago:
My 4 year old comes up with better lies than this dipshit. Also, my 4 year old is smarter and throws far less tantrums and than this dipshit, so there’s that… Also, my 4 year old doesn’t shit his pants anymore.
Conclusion: My 4 year old would make a better president than this dipshit.
- Comment on Size comparison between eagle talons and a human hand. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t understand a word you just said.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Okay, great… what about ANY other label telling people not to do obvious things… like “DON’T TOUCH BLADE WHILE IN OPERATION” on a lawn mower. Or “DO NOT EAT” on batteries. Or “DO NOT COLLAPSE WITH INFANT INSIDE” on strollers etc. etc. etc.
But, you know…
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
The world is full of stupid people, my friend. When we have to put a label on hot coffee, “CAUTION: CONTENTS MAY BE HOT” then you know we are dealing with limited brain cells.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
Be kind. Kill the damn thing before doing this, if you have to do this awful technique.
- Comment on fur sure 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Medicinal Big Mac 3 weeks ago:
It’s clearly Swalwell… but alright bro. Slop is slop is slop.
- Comment on Got gifted an XBOX360 S. What now? 3 weeks ago:
I was going to go with make pasta with it… but this might be a better option.
- Comment on this fat fuck getting McDonald's door dash at work 3 weeks ago:
Oh he tipped alright, he gave her the limited edition white/gold 45-47 MAGA hat - offered to sign it for her for $50.
Bet.
- Comment on FUCK 3 weeks ago:
My polyamorous friend, you got me in a mess of trouble again.
- Comment on So many choices. Think I'll start with Rodent's Revenge 4 weeks ago:
Go Figure!