Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on Finally gonna solve how the pee is stored 1 day ago:
Duke Nukem donated his balls for science.
- Comment on Of course 17-24 NEVER looked like the picture 2 days ago:
It is a cardinal number that comes after 12 and before 14.
- Comment on "Guess what's in my ass!" 1 week ago:
Poop
- Comment on Guess the game (#005) 1 week ago:
It was around 30 years ago and probably, I don’t see why not. That’s subjective though, I was around 10 years old at the time. I also played Oregon Trail and was only in it for the hunting… so.
- Comment on Guess the game (#005) 1 week ago:
Looks like bumps science carnival
- Comment on Panic sweeps across California over proposed billionaire tax - Tech moguls and moderate Democrats are mobilizing their wealth and networks to try to block it 1 week ago:
Time to dine in the rich my friends. Fuck these morons!
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
“Why have people that you have to pay all the time forever [yuck!!] when you can have AI do all the work for a fraction of cost? More money in our pockets!! [Yay!] Fuck quality, the stupid cheeto dust fingered, basement dwellers will still buy our shit because they’re stoooopid and dumb!”
-All game company CEO’s, probably
- Comment on GTA 6 will cost £70 - and physical edition will not contain a disc 2 weeks ago:
Remember when video game launches were fun and exciting and you couldn’t wait to get your hands on it, literally?
Yeah, I dunno… maybe I’m just old now but this day and age feels like that techno dystopian trope I’d always find in the games and movies I used to play and watch excitedly as a youth.
- Comment on Keep off the sofa 2 weeks ago:
Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?
Pepperidge Farms remembers.
- Comment on freedom after speech 2 weeks ago:
That’s what the Pedophile of the US of America wants!
- Comment on I need a job *blub* *blub* 🐟🐟 2 weeks ago:
Terrarium rant: if you have a home terrarium it is not the same thing as an aquarium and no, do not put fish in it.
They will die.
- Comment on Lost another one 3 weeks ago:
No, they were supposed so to drain that
- Comment on I just want to make your teeth clench. 3 weeks ago:
If you’re not growing your own tomatoes, preparing them in a way to make your own catsup, and canning and preserving it yourself then fuck you.
- Comment on Mood 3 weeks ago:
1.) I can ride a bike with no handle bars.
2.) I know the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
3.) I wipe my own ass.
- Comment on GOG Summer Sale is here! 3 weeks ago:
You weren’t suppose to do any research on sale prices you dumb consumer! That’s not how capitalism works, jeez!
- Comment on 💤 😴 💤 3 weeks ago:
That’s called the long sleep, my friend… don’t worry. It’ll come soon enough.
- Comment on Anyone else see the White House UFC card? 3 weeks ago:
No one should have given this stupid shit any attention if you actually opposed it. Fan if UFC or not.
- Comment on back on Lemmy after a month away, it feels like coming home🫶 4 weeks ago:
You’re not real, man.
- Comment on Boss, please pick up 5 weeks ago:
PC load letter? The fuck does that mean?!
- Comment on Boss, please pick up 5 weeks ago:
Yeah like, “did you put the new cover letter on the TPS report?” Or some such shit.
- Comment on That's a no 5 weeks ago:
Fair enough point about traffic difference, but to call them “last minute assholes” is a bit pretentious. I travel a lot as I do for work, there are many work zones that have signs stating “use whole lane, zipper merge” when there’s a lane closure. Why merge early leaving an entire lane empty for 2 miles? Then you’ve got some asshat sitting or coasting halfway blocking said lane, guarding people from using the whole lane. I guess this is another one of those unsolved debates no one can seem to come to an agreement on.
- Comment on That's a no 5 weeks ago:
Do you like grid locked traffic? Because merging 2 miles early causes grid lock traffic.
- Comment on He's an arborist 5 weeks ago:
If you trim the bushes the branch looks bigger. Pro tip.
- Comment on Title 5 weeks ago:
Bold move, let’s see how it plays out for 'em, Cotton.
- Comment on 5 weeks ago:
This fucking game is approaching TWO decades of development… I do gotta hand it to the devs, they know how to keep suckers… I mean, players on the hook for a long time and keep the fomo alive with their outrageous pledge pricing model. They must’ve been excellent dairy farmers in past lives…
- Comment on [deleted] 5 weeks ago:
Why don’t you stand up and get the fuck out of here?
- Comment on Valve hikes Steam Deck prices by more than 40%, blaming rising costs 1 month ago:
Soulphite hikes their going rates by more than 50%, blames rising costs of everything.
- Comment on that's some fucking aerodynamics bro 1 month ago:
The whole thing is a brick wall… don’t think the boat is making matters much worse.
Jalopy is fun.
- Comment on Valve raises Steam Deck prices by more than $200 1 month ago:
Prices of everything’s going up and up… guess what’s staying exactly the damn same?
Wages. Nah, dawg. We ain’t buying your shit if you don’t spread the wealth.
- Comment on Just don't 1 month ago:
Ya know… there’s age restrictions the first parts of one’s life… why the fuck not that last parts of their life?