Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on You want a easy way to convert Fahrenheit to Centigrade? Subtract 30 and divide by 2 41 minutes ago:
- Comment on Join Pam 46 minutes ago:
- Comment on It's good to see that Kanye had bounced back and is starting a new business. I wish him well. 3 hours ago:
You gotta try you some of them fish dicks with cum cum sauce. Dee lish y oso.
- Comment on You want a easy way to convert Fahrenheit to Centigrade? Subtract 30 and divide by 2 4 hours ago:
Instructions unclear, burned my meth.
- Comment on Vin Gasoline 23 hours ago:
Vin diagram?
Dammit!
- Comment on Join the pledge 1 day ago:
But my birthday is the 31st, I was gon’ treat myself.
- Comment on A heart-warming story 1 day ago:
I’ll get you next time, Gadget! NEXT TIME!
- Comment on SBA #31 1 day ago:
Yes.
- Comment on A heart-warming story 1 day ago:
I heard one time Jim gave a patient six months to live… the patient claimed he didn’t have insurance and would never pay him in time, so Jim gave him 9 months.
- Comment on SBA #31 1 day ago:
I wonder if spang bud will interject. He lookin nervous by the abusive father.
- Comment on Suck it peasants! 1 day ago:
Purrfect, just enough for a sack of catnip.
- Comment on If yours looks like this you better hope that you are in high school 1 day ago:
Considering I owe a lot of money to a lot of entities and my bank account has a number with a - in front of it, I’d say you’re doing pretty good.
Say, you wouldn’t happen to know where a fella could get a pot would ya? I really gotta piss.
- Comment on Scary stuff and it wasn't that long ago 2 days ago:
Scarier still this mindset is creeping back.
- Comment on Well at least I love dogs. So that's a plus 3 days ago:
Hahaha, four eyes! Hey everyone… look at four eyes over here. What a nerd!
- Comment on I'm so into Valentine's Day cards I even sent one to my Aunt 3 days ago:
Such a lovely Cunt.
- Comment on Trump Administration Announces That We Don’t Know Where the Sun Goes at Night | After deciding carbon dioxide does no harm, it was the logical next move. 3 days ago:
You know, I would really believe this headline to be true. These childfuckers really are this God damn stupid. It probably is true even.
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 days ago:
Hogs eat anything you put in their trough and I mean anything.
- Comment on A succulent meal 4 days ago:
Potatoes could. The leaves, sprouts, and underground stems (tubers) of potatoes contain a toxic substance called glycoalkaloid. Glycoalkaloids make a potato look green when it’s exposed to light, gets damaged, or ages. Eating potatoes with a high glycoalkaloid content can cause nausea, diarrhea, confusion, headaches, and death.
Also, the sentient mutant vegetables on Atrack of the Killer Tomatoes will definitely want to do harm toward OP.
- Comment on Misunderstanding? 4 days ago:
Take it easy Hannibal Lecter.
- Comment on Bro caught slippin 5 days ago:
The temu version of Carmakazi’s translation. While effective, it still feels cheap and might break.
- Comment on Finally, a USB standard that can provide the data AND power requirements of a city. 5 days ago:
That’s heavy!
- Comment on Downvote this post 6 days ago:
Interesting. I just have a fear of seeing numbers go down. I stay away from things like spending money, stock market, and fitness tracking.
- Comment on Downvote this post 6 days ago:
I too, am on a snowflake instance.
- Comment on No Man's Sky Remnant Trailer 6 days ago:
I remember feeling like I was scammed when this was very early development and even after initial release… bros really redeemed themselves.
- Comment on Sick days 6 days ago:
America has an employment policy called “at-will” which grants employees and employers the right to terminate employment at any time for any “legal” reason. (This can be abused and skewed in favor of the employer)
- Comment on Reddit. It doesn't matter anymore. 6 days ago:
God damn, I just visited the place… here’s how I imagine it as a physical location like a weird mall. Walk inside and immediately the place smells like stale coffee, ozone from server racks, and old library book you know that dry, papery scent of collective knowledge?
Walk on over to the tech and gaming hub, and you’re greeted with a blast of citrus energy drinks, ionized air (new tech smell), and cooling fan dust.
Around the corner is the advice and relationship wing, it smells like waking past bath and body works. Lavender-scented stress candles and salt fill the air from all the tears and salty comments.
Then probably the best part of the place, the hobbyist nook. Smelling of freshly cut cedar, acrylic paint, sourdough starter, and damp garden soil. I’d stay there a bit, it’s calming for sure.
Mosey on over to the creme de la creme of it all… r/all… it’s like a chaotic food court the stinks of pizza crusts, spicy tacos, and popcorn being blasted by a floor fan. Not the best good court ever.
Then when you have to go take a leak, you gotta go to the backrooms… the “deep web” area… "Warning: Avoid the ‘Deep Web’ corridors unless you enjoy the scent of damp basements and unwashed hoodies."
This mall fucking sucks.
Fuck reddit.
- Comment on Reddit. It doesn't matter anymore. 6 days ago:
Again, what the fuck is reddit?
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 1 week ago:
But then who’s fuckin tree is it? Who’s leaves when comes time to rake? Who’s shade? This doesn’t end.
- Comment on bit rude, innit? 1 week ago:
U fookin wut, mate?
- Comment on Did you have one? 1 week ago:
Was your dad a stock broker?
