Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on Worst thumbnail 1 hour ago:
O o
- Comment on When you finish the dishes but the drain gunk's lookin yummy 15 hours ago:
- Comment on The Three Stooges are back on TV 1 day ago:
A few of the dumbest criminals in the world! I’m not entirely sure if Just Dance can be implemented in any grand scale crime these other doofus fucks are committing, but I’m sure he’s got more than a few skeletons in his closet. He’s the biggest sellout to a weird sex predator cult ever.
- Comment on meow 1 day ago:
Sorry if you were going to retire this year.
- Comment on do I accept? 1 day ago:
This is both the best and disturbing thing I’ve read in some time, well done!
God dammit.
- Comment on The other spectrum 1 day ago:
I love deleted by creator!
- Comment on The other spectrum 2 days ago:
Snorting park benches where 80 of my closest friends have sit, no cocaine.
- Comment on The other spectrum 2 days ago:
Got dayum Paul Rudd has changed. Did he do a reverse Michael Jackson or summin?
- Comment on P 2 days ago:
Jerry, what the hell did YOU eat? Jesus Christ, man.
- Comment on Eboni Dark'ness Clucking Raven Way 2 days ago:
I worked for KFC a long as time ago. I’m glad it was an era of paper applications and phone call interaction. The internet was not a factor. This is fucking ridiculous.
- Comment on marriage update 3 days ago:
I’m going to need to see a rear picture of both Darlene and Tom before I can really decide. So I suppose I’m still deciding.
Quick question, is the pile of towels still around?
- Comment on 4 days ago:
Sometimes chairs need a break too, you insensitive fuck.
- Comment on Panic at every swipe 4 days ago:
One time my card declined for “no reason” but they claim fraud protection. No bitch, you just made me LOOK like a fraudster in public.
- Comment on Flex 1 week ago:
Hit me up on AIM, im better socially there than irl. But first, a/s/l??
Kkbye.
- Comment on Windows 11 is finally getting a movable taskbar 1 week ago:
Hmm, does this assist in uninstalling Windows 11 faster to upgrade to Linux or something? Or what’s the improvement here?
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 1 week ago:
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
- Comment on Frying chicken? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔 1 week ago:
Yall out there judging people’s pissing noise levels? Jesus, humans are strange.
- Comment on Ubisoft announces layoffs and the cease of game development at Red Storm Entertainment 1 week ago:
Oh no, anyway.
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 week ago:
I’m sure you’re aware while you traverse in public you are on camera pretty much the entire time, right? There are cameras everywhere always filming, some you know about and can clearly see, some you will never know about and never see. Your face is in a database whether you consent or not.
The part about Facebook knowing your information without your consent? Do you have an account with them?
- Comment on Dumb glasses 1 week ago:
Funny how people think they have a “right” of privacy in public… there is absolutely no expectation of privacy in public. Besides, there are cameras EVERYWHERE always filming.
- Comment on Weekend at Bibi's 1 week ago:
Benjamin Isayahoo of Isntreal?
- Comment on What games are you picking up March 19th? 1 week ago:
Ugh, dammit. I’ve got over 700 games in my steam library, quite a few I’ve probably never even played. I suppose I’ll just be adding more random games I may or may not play to satisfy that “retail” therapy itch. But, realistically I will be buying Slay the Spire 2 even though it may not be discounted too much since it’s newly EA.
- Comment on I figured OK I'll give it a try. But before I even got it out they were screaming at me 1 week ago:
You’re supposed to leave it in and not move. It’s called “soaking.”
- Comment on Just sitting here, pondering what it's like to be a fleeting piece of Internet lore... 2 weeks ago:
Drugs are a helluva drug.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
This is great, I just have a few questions:
A.) Does it still affect menstrual cycles 2.) Does we still have to put up with werewolves? Last.) What if I still want to dance in the moonlight and feel warm and bright on some nights and not feel uptight cause everbody’s dancing in the moonlight?
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 2 weeks ago:
KEH . KEH . KEH - Bek.
Not KWUH… jesus christ!
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 2 weeks ago:
It’s pronounced Quebec…
- Comment on Is this accurate, Canadians? 2 weeks ago:
This is pretty offensive to America’s hat, and almost their 51st state before the orange turd decided to start bullying Greenland. I recommend you apologize now, eh.
- Comment on BREAKING!! 2 weeks ago:
Holy forking shirt balls!
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 2 weeks ago:
Well shit, here I thought I was window dressing the severance package, but I guess it’s actually something they’d enjoy.