Soulphite
@Soulphite@reddthat.com
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 21 minutes ago:
Well shit, here I thought I was window dressing the severance package, but I guess it’s actually something they’d enjoy.
- Comment on EA Lays Off Staff Across All Battlefield Studios Following Record-Breaking Battlefield 6 Launch - IGN 3 hours ago:
EA execs to the employees:
Thanks for making us a lot of money, unfortunately, we need it more than you, our yacht fuel is expensive. We have to let some of you go. We hope you understand. As a token of our appreciation here’s a copy of BF6 and Year 1 Season Pass! Fu… err thank you for all your hard work and dedication.
- Comment on Checkers, not chess. 5 hours ago:
Wish the bastard was playing hangman.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 5 hours ago:
You’re good, you couldn’t have known I wasn’t serious. There are people that really would despise Gilligan’s work that much.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 7 hours ago:
Im absolutely shitposting. To be clear.
I’ve watched Breaking Bad in it’s entirety over a dozen times, BCS at least 4 times, El Camino twice. Finished Pluribus already. The only thing I haven’t really got into fanatically is X-files, but I don’t dislike it.
- Comment on Fast as he can. 8 hours ago:
If there is a hell, or reincarnation we can only hope he gets the consequence and judgement he deserves in the final. Yeah, he “lived a good life” on this Earth doing whatever the fuck he wanted but hopefully he pays the ultimate price in eternity if that even is a thing. At the very least if none of that exists, I hope his final moments are terrifying and agonizing as humanly possible. Fuck this piece of shit.
- Comment on Breaking: BAD 8 hours ago:
I gave up on this show the day Vince Gilligan was born. I knew from that day forward he was destined to be a terrible screenwriter. I vowed to never watch anything he would create.
- Comment on CS 1.3 Install 2001 9 hours ago:
Thanks for the nostalgia! The good ole days.
- Comment on GoldenEye 007: The Accidental Masterpiece Trapped in Licensing Limbo 1 day ago:
You wouldn’t have PD without this game! But, I do remember being blown away with Perfect Dark, the “realism” was amazing for its time.
- Comment on Remembering the good times 1 day ago:
- Comment on Docs used to be cool as hell 1 week ago:
Shit, for bonus protection, lick handrails in public.
- Comment on butts n beans 1 week ago:
- Comment on <3 <3 <3 1 week ago:
- Comment on Why am I getting downvoted 1 week ago:
Does it really matter? Do you lose monetary value in your life? Do you lose social credits in your life? When things that don’t matter happen, simply try not giving a shit.
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- Comment on helpful tutorial video 1 week ago:
🍆💦🍑
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
Nothing makes me want to buy their product less than intrusive ads.
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 1 week ago:
Buy our product our we will kill your entire family forcing you to watch starting with your children, then your spouse and then finally you, slowly and painfully. Rayban Meta. New tech. Same iconic frames.
Not so distant future.
- Comment on I'll take 4 and 8 1 week ago:
This is the real answer. But eventually loneliness will get the better of you.
I take this as one of those monkey paw situations although I suppose it doesn’t say anything about not having significant others.
- Comment on I'll take 4 and 8 1 week ago:
The fuck is this, Applebee’s? Alright fine… 1 and 4.
- Comment on *Nirvana song starts playing* 1 week ago:
There’s always money in the banana stand, Michael.
- Comment on Ads used to be different 💔 1 week ago:
I got you. This is insane. We shouldn’t be subjected to this kind of violence. I’ll write to internet congress to get censorship of all internet implemented immediately.
- Comment on prudish mom 1 week ago:
Sarah, a big fat cock strapped to a girl still makes you a lesbian. It’s okay!
- Comment on We all forget that for a time they were out of style. This 1940 magazine proudly announced that they were back 1 week ago:
Here’s my prototype contribution.
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I wouldn’t start with live versions, most of them are known rapists. Gotta ease into this.
- Comment on Push to eliminate sales tax on food and groceries in Missouri runs into resistance 1 week ago:
Some states probably really really want to tax your tax if they could.
- Comment on We all forget that for a time they were out of style. This 1940 magazine proudly announced that they were back 1 week ago:
Believe it or not, the time when bosoms were “not in style” is the times in which the current nazis of the world refer to making great again. That and rampant racism and misogyny.
Just one big ole pile of closeted racist pedophile homosexual asswipes.
I prefer the boobs, please.
- Comment on Word up 1 week ago:
I triple dog dare them to wear them and also proceed to announce “Sup! I’m here to fuck shit up!”
- Comment on Word up 1 week ago:
Link’dIn Park
- Comment on Unhinged... I'm gonna start doing that 1 week ago:
The same fucks that microwave their two day old leftover Surströmming at work because they live alone and made too much and are “just trying to get rid of it, ha ha ha”
Fuck you, Peter. You pecker.
- Comment on 🥶🥶🥶🥶 1 week ago:
