Lmao. It’s so random
Feeding Cornelius without seeing him will probably make you touch him. Guy knows his business.
Where is this man?
Submitted 1 day ago by Up_dog@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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gnufuu@lemmy.ca 23 hours ago
Up_dog@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
What would you feed him? I’d give him a carrot and pat his head as he eats it like A horse would
Triumph@fedia.io 1 day ago
But $18! Is more than $20.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
That’s how they get you. They prey on people who don’t understand math.
OmegaMouse@pawb.social 1 day ago
He’s at the Maples Center this Sunday
Nastybutler@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Up_dog@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I kinda want to feed him a carrot
affenlehrer@feddit.org 1 day ago
A big can of lentils
Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
I can touch Cornelius for the price of a Big Mac in Connecticut!?!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 hours ago
Touch Cornelius for a Big Mac
~Offer only valid in Connecticut~
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 hours ago
Most overzealous NSFW tag I’ve ever seen on Lemmy and that’s fucking SAYING something 😮💨
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
Errrr…what? Why? Who? But…WHAT?
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Cornileus… man. Come on!
Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 1 day ago
But…but…i don’t want to touch him. Or feed him. Or see him. I already saw him right now…
CubitOom@infosec.pub 1 day ago
Rogue1633@discuss.tchncs.de 1 day ago
That website does really exist lol experiencecornelius.com
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moodwrench@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Form doesn’t do anything, just redirects to Instagram on submit. Also, there’s no email box for them to contact you back, but I assume that’s unnecessary as Cornelius’s connection to the universe makes normal communication pointless
Up_dog@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
He transcends our level of of understanding life.