Let's set the record straight
Submitted 1 day ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 17 hours ago
modus@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why on earth would you think a village of topless males would be disrupted or distracted by a female?
rumba@lemmy.zip 20 hours ago
Especially if there were never females before. They obviously don’t procreate that way so why would they have any more interest in a female?
myyass@lemmy.world 13 hours ago
Check out Ram Ranch!
UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Dammit Donnie! Why you gotta get so smart on us!
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Why are you wearing that silly human suit?
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Well, you can suck a fuck!
Soulphite@reddthat.com 1 day ago
Tell me; Rivalarrival, how exactly does one ‘suck a fuck’?
unitedwithme@lemmy.today 1 day ago
I love Donnie Darko!
hark@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
If gargamel could create smurfs, why did he need to know the location of the smurf village?
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
Smurfette was not a “real smurf” until Papa Smurf cast his own spell (which also made her blond, for some reason).
When Sassette was created by Papa Smurf he used Gargamel’s spell and then his own, just like with Smurfette.
That spell might be one the true genius creations of Gargamel, but he was missing the “second half” of it.
myyass@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
“Papa Smurf cast his own spell (which also made her blond, for some reason”
I don’t think that makes it sound any better.
hark@lemmy.world 19 hours ago
Ah, makes sense. Thanks!
MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
🎵Papa Smurf can I like yo ass? Yeah lick my ass bitch! 🎶
FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 1 day ago
That’s an old old reference I was not existing to see today!
ryan213@lemmy.ca 14 hours ago
Oh wow, that’s Dark.
don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 1 day ago
No, see, Papa Smurf films the gangbang, and later on he beats off to the tape.
The_Lurker@lemmy.world 1 day ago
He really gets off to Smurf films.
doenietzomoeilijk@discuss.tchncs.de 13 hours ago
Yeah, those really smurf his smurf, if you know what I mean.
HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 1 day ago
So you can jot that down Right now.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
So, Genesis, only with extra misogyny?
JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 day ago
Did Gargamel make the other smurfs too? If not, then it’s not really Genesis.
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 1 day ago
Genesis from the point where Adam already exists.
garbagebagel@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I don’t think about fucking my family, that’s gross.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 1 day ago
Typical woman.
baeb66@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Gargamel thought that introducing a woman would disrupt Smurf society. But it turns out Smurfs have two personality attributes: the one attached to their name and being very, very into dudes. It’s lore. Look it up.
zarathustrad@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I hear they will Smurf a Smurf right in the Smurf.
banazir@lemmy.ml 1 day ago
I have the weirdest Smurf-on right now.
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
That’s smurfin hot!
PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Smurf in my smurf while you smurf my smurf, then call me a smurfy-smurf, you smurfing smurf smurfer
thiscat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
Imagine if there was Alphasmurf which claimed smurfette will make them gay
SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 1 day ago
Thank god they can't play games online, they'd be awful.