SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You don't know me, you don't know my life⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Six seven.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insensitive⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s real it happened to my uncle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Not yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I don't read my replies"⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Imagine having a bio.

  No one cares about your stupid fucking bio.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨splat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only touch the plastic wrap.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A tale as old as time...⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just picturing her taking that knot like a champ.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨splat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  True my dick is tiny but I have a huge one I use to make impressions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Classic antisemitism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog Love⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey the donkey show in Tijuana to FBI recruit pipeline is very real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog Love⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No but it’s been a minute since I fucked a steak either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨splat⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know I’d be sticking a dick on those to make an impression with future buyers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dog Love⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fucking dogs is inherently non-consensual (no matter how sexy they are) so it’s rape and we don’t usually talk about rapists loving their victims.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been through this before you’ll ask for fifty pictures than you’ll tell me its AI and you’re not paying me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can fart and burp at the same time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not be opening for Ed Sheeran⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For real genocide is bad but me lacking money is worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨throat game strong tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s of age and consenting so that should be a couple positives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨throat game strong tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Homophobia is never a great look.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨throat game strong tho⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This seems kind of homophobic not to mention classist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨progress⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You know what’s better than both of those?

  Heroin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just letting everyone know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Once I give him the money it isn’t any of my business what he does with it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just letting everyone know⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d be more likely to give him money rather than someone asking for it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨progress⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  10 years ago | had a wife, family, car and a great job.

  Now I am addicted to drugs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmmmm⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t be a pissyadxwear a bulletproof vest.

  Easy peasy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My dick drips like a leaky faucet and my doctor says it’s normal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9/11 Conspiracy: what REALLY happened?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah she’s seven pixels.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9/11 Conspiracy: what REALLY happened?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Definitely.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This Far and No Further⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because you didn’t pick it up you lazy bastard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be prepared⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If pacing yourself is five beers an hour what is Michael’s regular intake?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨9/11 Conspiracy: what REALLY happened?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh it’s the old I don’t even see weight argument.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heartbroken. I had a copy of Wolverine in my car and someone broke in and left five more⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll take a copy or three!