SatansMaggotyCumFart

@SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Except if you want to vote for republicans than maybe stay home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think its pretty weird how so many lemmites proudly declare that they are blocking each other all the time over the smallest of things.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I only block the instances.

  .ml, lemmy.today, dbzer0.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They are evolving⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It that one of those pleasure models?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's insane that there’s no sound barrier on these stations⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the electrified third rail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oak is a hard wood.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He broke his head.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is good.

  Like really good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The customer is always right⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Last time I was there they spent twenty delightful minutes licking my hands clean.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boy Dinner⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Five lite beers is an appetizer at best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Halloween costume⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d volunteer to be buried in her ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨RIP 🚽⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t have shit in Sweden.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish she’d take a dump on my chest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Your grandma’s place was wild.

  Good times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would swipe right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  A hole’s a hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Would swipe right⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life Hack #53⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Half of those have burnt filters.

  Fucking AI slop.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this site is all soapy titties and piss-drinking⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing wrong with pissing on titties just make sure to drink lots of liquids and stay away from asparagus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A fine vintage!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah a fucking pisspost in a shitpost community the poster should be tossed out by the thumbs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guess it's come to this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Drink some whiskey, snort some speed and try to jerk your flaccid dick until you don’t care about the lack of jobs, partners or tiddies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Careful programmers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Devs are doing blow off stripper titties even dumbasses know that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am OC — Ask me anything!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh okay then I’m not interested.

  Carry on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am OC — Ask me anything!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you claiming to be the Reddit repost bot?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Either way sounds like a headache.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Furikake?

  Is that the ladies with big penises?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imagine you're at someone's house, you really have to go, and then you see this💀⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s always been my head cannon that you use two to pull your hemorrhoids aside and scrape the remaining shit off with the third one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That game’s concept still confuses me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a meal for people who find pepper too spicy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recession indicator, what do you call this dish?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing can help canned tuna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FireWire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably better with 120 volts versus 1200.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨FireWire⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it would only be five amps.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please!!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also Demon’s Souls and Bloodborne.