Poly-housing

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• DonkeyStar@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I’m really surprised that Raw Dawg hasn’t really made it over to Lemmy yet. Y’all would love it.

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• KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If they ask, just laugh and say “Who aren’t I dating, amirite?”, then wink at them and quickly walk away. Works every time.

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Until one of them gets suspicions

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    • RandomCheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Seduce them then

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Ugh, how much time do you have? Wait actually I need a piece of paper”

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• cheers_queers@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  free housemaid, why would they care lmao

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Because fucking the maid is almost as good as fucking the babysitter.

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• prplghsts@fedinsfw.app ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Everyone wants to be cute and fuck but no one wants to do the dishes.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  New memoir: Ace in the House of Poly

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨35⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Sounds like a deftones song

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• RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  capitalism re-invented within the commune. beautiful!

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• Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Some one draw a pick of of poly scoobie do cast where shaggy says to scoobie the jig is up

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And then they jinki all over the place.

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• bonny@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I will eat a Besen when i get tricked into the second slide again

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