CrimeIsLegalNow
@CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
- Comment on Can't believe I haven't seen this one yet 49 minutes ago:
People keep calling her that spy or that model and somehow neglect to mention she’s a tech CEO.
So you’ve got an age appropriate lady getting up in some nerdy engineer’s grill, conventionally attractive but not like “10/10, must only be the money” type, and also she’s apparently accomplished within his specific interests.
Honestly if he wasn’t married I wouldn’t blame him. If anything I’d be impressed that he’s by all appearances one of the least shallow CEOs out there.
- Comment on If a person gets busted for let's say a 3rd DWI or small bag of weed or something minor, and escapes the county jail. Will they launch a manhunt after you like they do with killers and such? 18 hours ago:
Purely hypothetical for a friend
- Comment on 19 hours ago:
Honestly, he makes it work.
- Comment on WaPo IRL 20 hours ago:
Obviously the husband made a mistake, you tell them in the dating phase so the trash takes itself out instead of tricking you into believing it’s a real person.
- Comment on "Wedge, I've lost my gunner. You'll have to make this shot. I'll cover for you. Set your harpoon. Follow me on the next pass." 1 day ago:
He’s grieving and saying his name will prompt a response he doesn’t have time for, damn, you the cold one Q_Q
- Comment on A street merchant in Little Bulgaria just sold me something unusual 1 day ago:
Victim blaming in my grimdark fantasy??
- Comment on Well would you look at that... 2 days ago:
- Comment on Intangible KPIs 2 days ago:
Yeah. Famously so.
I think this might be a shit post.
- Comment on How come Lemmy/Piefed users seem to have a consensus of like "green mario" is the solution to this and that, but simultaneously oppose death penalty? 2 days ago:
And one of the reasons that people think the state shouldn’t have the power to kill people is that the system is broken.
- Comment on How come Lemmy/Piefed users seem to have a consensus of like "green mario" is the solution to this and that, but simultaneously oppose death penalty? 2 days ago:
Let’s check
We need more Green Marios
- Comment on How do you do fellow leftists? Boy, we sure showed those oligarchs last night. Any word on what your, I mean our, next plans are? 2 days ago:
That was made with AI btw
- Comment on [deleted] 3 days ago:
Unless you’re one of the rare unluckies that get optical nerve damage.
- Comment on conscientious 4 days ago:
True, the subscription pays for some Actually Indian dude to pilot it.
- Comment on UK government considers smart glasses ban over secret filming concerns 4 days ago:
Of course, can’t let individuals do the recording.
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 4 days ago:
Conservatives. ty for coming to my tedx
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 4 days ago:
The problem here is a red fascist carrying water for free and someone paid to troll on behalf of black fascist look the same on the Internet.
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 4 days ago:
It’s a blue tsunami and people that don’t understand that didn’t understand how fucked we were before. Probably the same people going “why don’t Democrats do anything as a minority in everi branch???”
- Comment on Lemmy users logging on to level set the Blue Wave enjoyers 4 days ago:
It really pisses off my younger self that Dave is the perfect fit here
- Comment on Elections Have Consequences 5 days ago:
1: It’s an obvious joke 2: You’re fucking dumb.
- Comment on Elections Have Consequences 5 days ago:
Woke 5.56 coming soon
- Comment on True love 6 days ago:
You can’t possibly be so stupid that you think all socially frowned upon behavior should be criminalized, but you’re here pretending you don’t understand the problem so maybe you are.
- Comment on Anon has a proposal for you 6 days ago:
Whole bunch of dead nerds in these comments.
- Comment on True love 6 days ago:
Yes, and so are you.
- Comment on True love 6 days ago:
Gross for the same reason.
- Comment on True love 6 days ago:
Whole bunch of old dudes on Lemmy who feel very strongly that they shouldn’t be criticized in this situation for some reason.
- Comment on Blackpoleon Blackparte 1 week ago:
Bro just said black people can’t be moderately competent or it’s racism.
Unless he just opened his stupid fat mouth without having seen the show and assumed “doesn’t fall for House’s bullshit” means he had magical wisdom.
- Comment on and they wonder why reddit stock is tanking 1 week ago:
Look at the username
- Comment on How was the US national debt created? Does the US have problem paying it's bills? Who are we in debt to? 1 week ago:
The reliable way in this case is printing money.
Debt can be useful, if you do useful things with it, things like building infrastructure, winning a necessary war, even student loans or for that matter free tuition and healthcare in general.
Debt taken on to extend your other debts coming due because you’re perpetually stuck in a negative income loop due to your poor national budget policies?
No. That is not useful debt.
- Comment on Hot sauce 1 week ago:
It’s kind of incredible how credulous people are.
- Comment on Unsolicited, but not wrong 1 week ago:
Don’t worry, mom, I know, I’m just hoping for a visitor pass.