panda_abyss
@panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
- Comment on PS5 jailbreak proves the console could've been backwards compatible with PS2 discs all along 10 hours ago:
You don’t rent it, you pay a subscription to stream it
- Comment on Poly-housing 10 hours ago:
- Comment on Go ahead. Look it up. You know you want to. 21 hours ago:
That is worse than I imagined.
what am i doing why am i engaging with this
Wouldn’t it take an insanely long time to fill the jar? Like, in sequential ejaculation studies the max volume per day 10-20ml/day, skewing lower (apparently they don’t study this unless there’s something different about the subjects) So how big was this jar? A standard jam jar is 370ml, so we’re looking at 24-37 days. Wouldn’t it be incredibly rancid and disgusting by then?
- Comment on Who’s falling for it? 1 day ago:
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
Nicole, the Fediverse chick
Micheal ScottWayne Gretzky - Comment on Who’s falling for it? 1 day ago:
Man, I was hoping “Original post” was tge original post
I hope Nicole is doing okay. I think I remember someone finding out the images used were stolen, hopefully the program Nicole is out there living her best life.
- Comment on 2 days ago:
No way, she’s from Moscow Oblast, not China.
- Comment on New AI Game Mash-Up Just Dropped 2 days ago:
This is gonna be some fire rule 34
- Comment on Well… 2 days ago:
Imagine fucking someone and it causes $260 billion dollars in financial damages
I think most of Lenny would count this as a remarkable accomplishment
- Comment on i cut myself in th school bathroom cause im a depressed girlfailiure 3 days ago:
I recommend you find a girltherapist because this sounds girlunhealthy
- Comment on I read this Beaverton article in Che's voice 3 days ago:
So you GIFs find SNL isn’t funny anymore,
- Comment on Tbr? Never met them 4 days ago:
- Comment on Tbr? Never met them 4 days ago:
Pen15?
- Comment on Is the MAGA idiots going away like the TEA party? 6 days ago:
No. They are still happy with everything, theyre just mad about gas prices.
- Comment on 'Tis the season! 6 days ago:
Why did my brain run this simulation.
Why did God curse us with imagination in all of our senses?!
- Comment on Everywhere I go I see this stupid AI gen font 6 days ago:
That Haunted Hill font sparks joy
- Comment on Pay close attention to detail when making your wish 6 days ago:
Probably misunderstood because he’d give you one without you using up a wish. Therefor you’d be stupid to wish for this, and so that can’t possibly be what you meant.
- Comment on Buh, and (I really mean this) bye! 1 week ago:
I highly recommend this fever dream of a movie.
MAC and Me
- Comment on Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life 1 week ago:
That doesn’t seem wildly crazy.
It’s wild seeing people say the words and miss the definition, then say the definition and miss the words.
- Comment on Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life 1 week ago:
Non binary God?!
I want to know more
- Comment on Anon loves Kebab 1 week ago:
It is possible to monotonically increase and asymptotically approach a fixed boundary.
However, in real life you can’t increase the amount of meat in a portion less than some amount of atoms, probably a cell is the smallest unit of meat, so we’ll go with adding 1 cell of meat each kebab.
The smallest animal cell is apparently the sperm cell, but I don’t think anon wants his kebab made with increasing amounts of animal jizz, so we’ll instead go with muscle fibres instead.
According to scientists, there’s around 630-ish Mt of domesticated animals on earth (eyeballing their python notebook). I’m pretty sure that includes cats/dogs/rats, but it’s that or we measure with sperm on the kebab. Let’s say the yield of meat is 50%, that’s 275 Mt = 275e6 grams.
Apparently 1cm of meat is around ~1e7 cells (this is the weakest number in the analysis), so we have 275e6*1e7=2.75×10e15 total cells to distribute onto anon’s kebabs.
Each kebab we have to add 1 more cell than the prior kebab (1 on day 1, 2 on day 2, and so on). The total number of cells consumed on kebab N is a triangle number, N * (N + 1) / 2, which we can solve to 74,161,984 kebabs. After which, there’s simply not enough meat to make the remaining kebab.
Now, if we go back to the sperm example, I’m sure that could be renewably farmed, but the problem grows linearly in nature still.
- Comment on Anon loves Kebab 1 week ago:
No, it’s a monotonically increasing amount of meat
- Comment on Anyone else? 1 week ago:
Yeah, I remind her of this, and that she’s just not confident at selling herself, and that’s okay.
- Comment on Anyone else? 1 week ago:
Yeah, it took me a long long time of working, promotions, a lot of interviewing job candidates from big schools and big companies, and working different jobs to really get where I fit in the skill hierarchy and feel confident.
- Comment on Anyone else? 1 week ago:
My partner is the worst for this. She’s out there killing it and everyone says she’s doing great, and then she’s like “Oh, I’m just learning still, I don’t think I want the promotion they’re pushing on me yet”. Come on, just acknowledge that you know a lot more than you give yourself credit for and other people see it.
- Comment on Two young action movie actors, Tom Holland and George Lazenby, both at 29 in their respective photos. Or: a 2020s man of action vs. a 1960s man of action. 1 week ago:
Leaded gasoline, plus a heavy dose of regular drinking.
- Comment on Let's do an integration 1 week ago:
It’s a parametric plot of an object that goes from straight down at 0.5 units, then expands to 3 units in a 45° upright angle.
- Comment on Let's do an integration 1 week ago:
f(t) = r(t)·[cos(t), sin(t)]; r(t) = 10t/(3π) − 9/2; t: 3π/2 -> 9π/4`
- Comment on Two Dunes are better than one. 1 week ago:
The Mummy is a masterpiece, why do you have to make this weird man?
- Comment on In the late 1950s, early Mr. Universe winner Bruce Randall bulked to >400lbs using powdered milk dissolved in milk 2 weeks ago:
more milk per powder
- Comment on In the late 1950s, early Mr. Universe winner Bruce Randall bulked to >400lbs using powdered milk dissolved in milk 2 weeks ago:
can you powder the milk fortified with powdered milk then dissolve that into milk?
