panda_abyss
@panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
- Comment on Carwful who you judge 1 day ago:
I think I’m having a stroke.
These are words. I understand all of these words individually. Yet any three or more sequential words I don’t understand at all.
- Comment on This place is a prison 1 day ago:
This message does not apply to hard liquors.
I’m very curious as to why, but I won’t argue.
- Comment on Pope Leo gets behind the wheel of Ferrari’s first fully electric car 2 days ago:
Jesus said
“It is harder for a rich man to get into heaven than a camel to pass through the eye of a needle. But why would you ride a camel when you have a five seater fully electric Ferrari?”
- Comment on heater 2 days ago:
It’s been over 20 years since I’ve seen that movie…
My goal was to anger and insult you, and it appears to have worked!
- Comment on heater 2 days ago:
Your father is a hamster and your mother smells of elderberries.
- Comment on Slice of ketchup anyone? 3 days ago:
Who comes up with these things?
- Comment on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced - CD PROJEKT 3 days ago:
No, I’ll have to check it out, thanks
I probably have enough time to do a single play through before this releases, this game took me so long the first time!
- Comment on The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt - Songs of the Past Announced - CD PROJEKT 3 days ago:
I find the controls for Witcher 3 are key bad looking back (just stuff like Gerald’s movement kinematics and the response times)
So hopefully if they do this they can just do a bit of a polish pass too.
- Comment on Shirley, you can't be serious 4 days ago:
- Comment on borger 4 days ago:
It’s hard to melt the cheese when the patty is so thin that a 3kmph wind for 8 seconds at 22C is sufficient airflow to cool it.
- Comment on A Memory From the 90s 4 days ago:
Did you ever have that friend who just somehow tangled shit like this?
You’d let them use the phone one time to call home and now the cable is fucked forever.
- Comment on A Memory From the 90s 4 days ago:
This is the earliest known cable that could reach the bottom of the Marianna Trench.
- Comment on In case you weren’t sure which box 4 days ago:
This post has inspired me
Imagine if all the boxes on your taxes were physical IRL boxes, and to do your taxes you’d run from one to the other like a big scavenger hunt?
That would be awesome! I should run for office.
- Comment on these eco-facist stickers 5 days ago:
Why would someone put these up?
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
I put those puppies training pads in my bed so I can catch the syrup I drip and that sticks to my fingers after.
I’m okay with croissant crumbs on my pillow, it detracts from the feeling of my eye boogers.
- Comment on Strides By Stars 1 week ago:
I’m a little sad this isn’t a real photo.
You could do this with a star shaped aperture and a double exposure. I’m sure that would look incredible
- Comment on Ka-chow? 1 week ago:
Mom, lemmy is being weird as heck again! moooommm!!
- Comment on Just ate this entire tub of great value yogurt and currently preparing to die tonight 1 week ago:
Good chance you’re fine, but drink a lot of fluids to help your body deal with this.
Odds are you’ll be perfectly okay or may e get the shits.
- Comment on Remember to follow OSHA 1904.39(a)(2) and report any loss 1 week ago:
lol PP
- Comment on The idiot mayor of Toronto extended bar hours to 4am so fans in Toronto can enjoy the World Cup no matter time the game is 1 week ago:
That was a hilarious press conference.
Took so long to empty that bottle lol
- Comment on The idiot mayor of Toronto extended bar hours to 4am so fans in Toronto can enjoy the World Cup no matter time the game is 1 week ago:
This guy really only cares about alcohol. Billions of dollars of provincial money spend on liquor contracts that would have expired in a year or two.
- Comment on Anon tries watching nu-Trek 1 week ago:
Captain with a goofy hairstyle???
- Comment on audition 1 week ago:
Academically I can’t come up with any argument for why that’s so much worse than taking a shit with the stall walls, and yet, it’s just fucking insane.
- Comment on Moving to the USA could be the Most Expensive Mistake of your Life 1 week ago:
Health insurance only works when you’re healthy
- Comment on ???? 1 week ago:
- Comment on On the show Mr. Robot, just started watching I'm on episode 9, are all the hacks or whatever actually possible in real life? 1 week ago:
But he was quitting. They sure hassled him though.
- Comment on On the show Mr. Robot, just started watching I'm on episode 9, are all the hacks or whatever actually possible in real life? 1 week ago:
Yeah, when the show came out it was very well regarded as being pretty accurate.
Obviously it’s a TV show, but most of the hacks were real or based on real hacks and techniques. From what I recall most of the hacks were social engineering (dropping the USB drives trying to get someone to plug them in, using physical access to install a raspberry-pi on the network, etc.).
Realistically, I think that raspberry-pi would be found pretty quickly today. And those USB sticks would probably now trigger a visit from IT (everything you do on your corporate computer is logged. If you plug in a USB stick your admins can/will know about it, I had a friend who’s employer threatened to sue them because they downloaded personal documents off their computer using a USB, and the employer threatened to sue them over stealing trade secrets, which sounds dumb, but it was basically blackmail to try and stop him from getting another job).
- Comment on Does TikTok do it on purpose? 1 week ago:
I briefly worked on a live stream app, yes.
New users generally get a boost.
The algorithms don’t know if your content is good, or bad, or who will like it. So to solve the cold start problem of where you fit into things without knowing you, you get a boost.
100k seems a lot though. But I’ve never used TikTok.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
To paraphrase Forrest Gump: Fascist is as fascist does.
You protest the actions which are clearly a violation of freedom
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I think Heart of Darkness will never get banned, the image of African people as savages isn’t something which bothers the US.
It’s been a long time since I read that one though. Maybe it’s not subversive than I remember.
