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panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 21 hours agoThat is worse than I imagined.
what am i doing why am i engaging with this
Wouldn’t it take an insanely long time to fill the jar? Like, in sequential ejaculation studies the max volume per day 10-20ml/day, skewing lower (apparently they don’t study this unless there’s something different about the subjects) So how big was this jar? A standard jam jar is 370ml, so we’re looking at 24-37 days. Wouldn’t it be incredibly rancid and disgusting by then?
hansolo@lemmy.today 18 hours ago
Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.
That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.
Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one’s fleeting mental health episode lasts.
So frustrating. It’s like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.
Aqivex@fedinsfw.app 17 hours ago
Bravissimo. I was worried there were no wordsmiths left. Thank you 🌹
hansolo@lemmy.today 8 hours ago
It was my pleasure