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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  That is worse than I imagined.

  what am i doing why am i engaging with this

  Wouldn’t it take an insanely long time to fill the jar? Like, in sequential ejaculation studies the max volume per day 10-20ml/day, skewing lower (apparently they don’t study this unless there’s something different about the subjects) So how big was this jar? A standard jam jar is 370ml, so we’re looking at 24-37 days. Wouldn’t it be incredibly rancid and disgusting by then?

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  • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Hey, thanks. I appreciate you looking into this, because I had no idea about that video.

    That guy was also such an idiot. FFS, get a jar, jizz in it once, then stick it in the freezer. Every time you bust one, do it right into that freezer jar. Fill it up one freezer splooge at a time. Always freshly frozen like spring peas.

    Then, on the appointed hour, thaw the jar in the fridge over a day, like a Thanksgiving turkey of shame. And pour it all in and top of the plastic thing made in a factory that represents your unfulfilled essential need to connect to humans. Then bust your last live round on top, and call the job done. Feel accomplishment. Put that jizz jar art project in the fridge to enjoy for however long one’s fleeting mental health episode lasts.

    So frustrating. It’s like people have to reinvent the kink wheel every time.

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    • Aqivex@fedinsfw.app ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Bravissimo. I was worried there were no wordsmiths left. Thank you 🌹

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      • hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It was my pleasure

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• kylie_kraft@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Tap for spoiler

  and left the jar too close to a radiator, cooking the figurine in semen

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think the most shocking thing about this is the dedication. It’s not the sort of stupid thing you can do while drunk one time in an hour. To fill a jar you need to be at it for days. Possibly weeks.

  And here I can’t even get to the gym consistently. What the fuck.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It gets easier. But you gotta do it every day. That’s the hard part. But it does get easier.

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• khannie@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Good God. Humans are a diverse crowd.

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• rethnor@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  The jar had me scared, I’m relieved this is all it was. I’m not looking out up, but I must ask if it was worse than the shoe box.

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  • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I believe the guy forgot the jar on the radiator and it boiled his own cum into a gas that dispersed around his house.

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• restingOface@quokk.au ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And it wasn’t just a hypothetical or something. This concept was introduced to everyone when someone had made a 4chan post with a picture of the figurine in the jar and explaining what they have been doing.

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• kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s been awhile since my brain just went…huh

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• Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Why did I click on the spoiler…I deserve this knowledge. Can’t even hate YOU for posting it, but I want to!

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• hardcoreufo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ehhh I’ve done worse. I mean seen. Definitely meant seen worse.

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