The others are teasing you, hoping the full horror will hit you when you find it. I’m going to try to give you an inoculation.
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Dude takes the rainbow dash figurine, puts it in a jar. Masturbates a lot, fills the jar. Also talks a lot about how he thinks rainbow dash feels during all this.
spicytuna62@lemmy.world 59 minutes ago
Maybe stay uninitiated on this one, friend. Your life is better this way.