surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wink Wink Nudge Nudge⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of South Of The Border rest stop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Browser? I barely knew her!⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Nowadays, “sketchy shit” includes how and where to protest fascists.

  Yay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  60% of the time it works every time 😉

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else see the White House UFC card?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I can’t even take UFC seriously.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My favourite moment of the world cup is when there's more rules about advertising than the sport⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re talking about it. I haven’t thought of Levi’s in years and now they’re back in my head. It’s successful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why even try? The peak of humor has already been reached⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  sexual crimes with a minor. … not sure why the entire pole is missing,

  I know it’s very unlikely, but I’m really hoping it’s shoved up his ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why even try? The peak of humor has already been reached⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  How much does it cost to remove it from someone else’s? #capitalism

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You need to think long term⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Susan Hart disagrees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When they have signs like this I always give them a few bucks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, but then they’re not getting the good stuff

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Parents with 14 kids make WAY more money than parents with two kids, on average.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life Hack⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t recommend that. The collander would dent the inside of your washing machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just wash your hands or something after, Junior.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m sure little Timmy did a deep moral analysis of the request before complying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl kinda hoping people start arguing over this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat owners and normal people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Safe sex⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But why is it chunky? Y’all need to hydrate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I don't know about that one⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  absolutely zooted

  What decade is this?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you for your service Mr President

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Old Americans who voted for Trump(who fucked their health-insurance) after hearing that healthcare in Europe is free:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In the US you have to do the same, IF you have the money and coverage to do so. Many don’t, so they don’t even get the chance to prove they need the help.

  I have money and good insurance. I want to see an endocrinologist. First I need a referral from my doctor, then I need to wait four months to get an appointment. It’s ridiculous.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't even start with this take⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nothing says peaceful like a burning cross

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A beast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m around the same age. It used to be, in the US at least, you could be on your parents insurance until 18. Then you buy it yourself or get a job that has it. I think there was some exception for college kids, but I was way too oblivious around that time to remember.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A beast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You find a doctor by going to your insurance company and asking which one won’t cost too much.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You may use Adobe trademarks [...] provided you meet the following guidelines:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Trademarks are not verbs. So when I say something was photoshopped, it’s clearly not using the trademark. So it’s ok.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's just being honest.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically, you’re inside the skeleton. And the skeleton is always moist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The real problem with the Internet is that replying isn’t seen as “action” in this sense. And it should be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Women in dating apps⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If my work slack is any indicator, men bitch about this constantly

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Another one…⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Huh … I always pictured rizzo as a power bottom

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #140 don't call me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why are you dead naming Lil Tracy?

  (I have no idea who that is, I just googled)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[META] A little PSA for some of ya'll⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rage Bait (noun): doing something intentionally and obviously wrong to generate a visceral or “knee jerk” reaction on the part of the viewer, causing them to comment and improve engagement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you realize the only skills that get rewarded in life are ass-kissing and bootlicking:⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If that’s true, fellate your way to the top and change things. 🤷‍♂️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No good deed goes unpunished⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Always end on anal. Or carry tic-tacs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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