surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌍😍🙌🙏⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Christianity doesn’t teach bigotry.

  Many sects do.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The regrets of life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit it’s 2005

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They made his car "cease & desist"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Big Huey

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨These shipping tape things⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They’re less bad if you use quality tape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Things another chicken would say

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a shocker!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if you buy them dinner first

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a shocker!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Danish kiss is when you squirt cheese or fruit into their mouth beforehand

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We too often minimize the sacrifices parents make for us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If I put a gun to someone’s head to donate to charity, was that a sacrifice or a theft?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We too often minimize the sacrifices parents make for us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I literally have two kids, one autistic.

  Doing the bare minimum isn’t a sacrifice. It’s an expectation.

  To me, a sacrifice is something you choose to do for someone else. Not the minimum you do to avoid prison for child endangerment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Finally an explanation of how squirting works⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s pee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do people like the Punisher comics?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So people like it the same way they like the fonz?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We too often minimize the sacrifices parents make for us⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Doing the legally mandated minimum isn’t a sacrifice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do AI data centers manage to *consume* water, but when I cool my house, my A/C *makes* water?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll give you one gue$$

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the magic diet for no-wipe poops?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  More fluid. They slip right out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeasty⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  When the Sun Hits the dump Full of big yeasty clumps That’s a dough-ay

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Poe’s law. Maybe it’s satire. Equally possible it’s ignorance.

  The AVERAGE reading level in the US is seventh grade. We’re at the point where they might as well retranslate the Bible back to Latin because people can’t barely read it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the easiest way to get hookups without seeing escorts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  and just build into making friends and potential love partners.

  Oh, right. I should’ve led with that. Treating women like people, which is that you just described, is a prerequisite to getting laid.

  What you described first is fuck-boy bar hookups. Yeah, you need to be attractive for that. But also no one really does that and you get STI going that route. I don’t recommend it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the easiest way to get hookups without seeing escorts?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Step 1: be funny, or witty, or share common interests, or kind, or have good hygiene

  Source: am not very attractive, got very laid.

  I guess I still do, since I’m married. But the requirements have changed slightly. Now it’s more about listening and helping and being emotionally available.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pragnent⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When two people are in love and plan to be together a long time, they can choose to have a kid and take care of them. The kid grows in the mom’s uterus (inside her tummy area) for nine months and then comes out when it’s ready.

  Now grab a chair and watch this video of me raw dogging your mom, which is how you got here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Piss Post⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just make sure to put it back when you’re done

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gamers Bombard Visa & MasterCard With Emails and Calls Over Steam and itch.io Censorship⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  hurting the CSRs’ statistics

  Clogging the pipes. Taking up resources. Costing them money and time.

  My last company outsourced call centers and paid per ticket. I promise you this sort of campaign would get noticed and hit the bottom line.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Families took safety into their own hands by painting yellow cross walks. Now, the city of Los Angeles is removing them.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah. Our brains are conditioned to assume people are more likely to be in a crosswalk. It’s also why I drive slowly past long rows of parked cars. I’ve been conditioned to assume a kid is going to jump out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ill take a double scoop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Turns out it was just a bidet and we’re all idiots.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Apparently we should shame people for selling at affordable prices⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything is debatable if you’re obtuse enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inconsiderate fucks who litter⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a serious question for you lawyers out there? If I’m at a stop light and the guy in front of me throws a cigarette butt on the ground. How illegal is it for me to grab it off the ground and throw it back into his car?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ultra high iq⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks good on college applications. But don’t join their clubs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, definitely. My point still stands for anyone saying it for real.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There are FOUR lights

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She's a keeper⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If someone has to tell their spouse not to break their martial vows, or even feels like they have to say it, that couple should go to therapy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petition to tell MasterCard, Visa, and activist groups to stop censoring legal fictional content⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Your discomfort in pushing your ideals is why you’ll lose them