surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t. Same as if the other side of the portal was a brick wall. It wouldn’t go through or would be smooshed by whatever force is driving the portal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is it Lemmy?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This was answered decades ago

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Proud Father⁩ ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Because life… uh… finds a way.

  And whoring yourself out won’t work. AI ladies are willing to do WAY more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do elaborate on the accusations of "toxicity"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there’s the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨scrutinized but efficient method⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s like one of those seeing eye puzzles. One person sees a woman, another sees a hot femboy.

  And like a real puzzle, if you just cross your eyes a bit, you’ll have a good time regardless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Memit squares⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  No, it fits the pattern. 1, 2, 2, and a big L on the bottom right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My world has just been shattered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ew. I am officially yucking your yum.

  How many of us have that shared experience of finding their parents self-porn? Is that a 90s thing? I can’t imagine it happens in the digital age.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My world has just been shattered⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  So you’re saying there’s a chance…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deja Vu⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Holy shit, that’s a good number. I’m 2397. I feel like it took me too long to get noticed…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to summon a group of gym bros (100% working tutorial 2026)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I know there’s probably isn’t your area of expertise, but I don’t know where else to ask.

  Are there any gym memberships out there that aren’t completely sketchy and impossible to cancel?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Film Studios: "Put that man in a jungle!"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The Rock knows. He’s the one that crushed them into sand. It’s how he earned his name.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like they’re not very useful then

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You've got the job!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I would NOT give him the job. That thumb is tiny. Who else are we interviewing? Get the next one in here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨help⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HAHAHA BECAUSE JEWS LIKE MONEY I GET JOKES.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Works for slugs too⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can hire Etsy witches for WAY more things than you think.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's jobs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The jobs that fit me don’t pay enough

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The weight of responsibility, the knowledge of coming glory⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an old reddit reference. Guy’s family kept a knife in the bathroom because they poop too big. He didn’t realize that wasn’t normal. Or something like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I think I got bit by a very small vampire⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you kick me like…3…4…5 more times …

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kitty looking thicc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nah, was just an example. Using clothes to contort your body into a specific shape feels weird to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kitty looking thicc⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So not socks. But I should have a harness that keeps me at my full erect length at all times. And that pushes my balls up so my pencil dick looks thicker. That’s much better, right?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technically correct⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Then we must free them. For their sake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technically correct⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to be ridiculously rich, just long enough to do something good for society with my money. As would most normal people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Video gaming⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But it is how synonyms work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn a trade⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s even worse. They’re teaching him JavaScript.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heh heh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  it is you, who is going to pay for it, anyway.

  Common misconception. If they could raise prices more over time, they already would. Costs are irrelevant.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨protestation (advertisement sucks)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This has been my evolution as well.

  • graffiti is wrong

  • graffiti is fine. Free expression is important.

  • graffiti is fine, but don’t suck at it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joke that never ends.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think that would’ve been a better end to the Carmen Sandiego line. Where on the world is she?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Good morning⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Those are measured in BDPS: Bad Dragons Per Sphincter.

  The shocking not is that the record holder is higher than one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me as a server⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Me as a server.

  Out Of Memory

  Panic

  Crash

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stereotypes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Being punk against punk is just ska.