surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some mistakes may have been made⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re the worst pirate I’ve ever heard of

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hell nah brah⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I ask first because calling is a huge drain on my brain. I’m not gonna do that if I’m just getting voicemail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meta approves plan for bigger executives bonuses following 5% layoffs⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Tax breaks only for companies that haven’t fired anyone in the past two years.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨is it wrong/selfish to cut contact with my trump-supporting father?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your mental health must come first. You can’t fix others if you’re broken.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Facepalm on multiple levels⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a joke until it’s not. Same people that hurt your feelings and then say “I was just joking” when called out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨are terfs actual feminists or do most transphobic women just call themselves that?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I use that term to describe TERFs and I am not transgender.

  Now what?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Regarding a US Government Shutdown: What's stopping Musk from continuing to fund DOGE with his own money and continuing to tear apart the government while all the federal workers are put on leave?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He just takes loans against the stock. He doesn’t have to sell the stock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How was your valentines day weekend?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like depression. The lack of initiation, I mean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to turn off people and get lower tips⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s new to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Leo knew it was a joke and laughed because it was just a joke⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The core of humor is exaggeration. The joke is that it only took 3 hours, and not the usual 3 years past their 18th birthday.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are "Lifetime" Cloud Storage Plans scams?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Price wise, you probably can’t beat an off-site server running in someone else’s basement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please punish me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This article seems like an insult to men. Saying they’re too weak to leave people who hate them. Saying they’re too timid to raise issues and see them fixed. It paints a picture of men, not as leaders, not as brave, not eas caring enough about themselves to take care of themselves. Just as pathetic.

  So Mickey, do you agree with that assessment of men? Why do you think they’re like that?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨please punish me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… Not more ok than everyone else. Which is to say, it’s fuckin rough out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How likely do you think there will be a run on the banks?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not saying it’s likely.

  I AM saying that you can get a Canadian bank account that holds your money in US dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why do people say annoying/rude stuff and then tell you “it was a joke!”⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it politics, or is it diagnosing someone with a mental condition? I can’t keep track anymore.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How does this pic show that Elon Musk doesnt know SQL?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dedup is about saving storage and has literally nothing to do with primary keys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Attempt to motivate people to take the stairs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a saying among body builders. Abs are made in the kitchen.

  You get strength in the gym.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Replace "call in sick" with quit your job.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Never quit your job. They’ll figure out you’ve quit after you stop showing up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could actually happen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You probably just need reading glasses. Time comes for us all, my good geezer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeep Introduces Pop-Up Ads That Appear Every Time You Stop⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We need people to stop buying shit if they’ve seen an ad for it.

  Somehow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This could actually happen⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That explains why it looks like they put a monitor on a scanner to get the image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looks legit, but can it actually be a real thing?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For now. It’s easily doable with the TSA scanners. In fact, the scanners DID do this, before everyone complained and they were censored.

  Shall we wait until it’s implemented to complain? I don’t remember the right order of operations.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the new game. Companies stopped replying. There’s no confirmation they even got your resume. They ghost you after interviews.

  It’s not your fault that loads of other companies treat applicants like shit. But they do, so applicants stop caring.

  But also, if people aren’t engaged, your salary is too low.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can I lose a beer belly working out one day a week?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Abs are made in the kitchen, not the gym. Gym is for strength.

  Source: I’m related to a competitive body builder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*poke⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cops swear to defend people, but they only consider you ‘people’ if your net worth is over $10m. Cops don’t defend poor dogs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough question⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only if he’s not a Taurus. No amount of money can get Mercury back in alignment.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One coat would keep you warm

  Twenty would keep you very warm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did a simple phone call become so problematic?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because I don’t pick when it happens. And I have bad ADHD so being interrupted is a problem for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did a simple phone call become so problematic?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When better options arise, people can start to dislike the old options.

  Why do I not like washing dishes by hand? It wasn’t a problem 30 years ago. For example.

  Now you’ll say it WAS a problem and they invented dishwashers to fix it. And I’ll say they invented texting to fix phone calls.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It looks like someone at Activision is leaking Slack screenshots to right-wing X users⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I see you don’t use slack at work. Everyone is in every channel all the time for no reason. It’s madness.