surewhynotlem

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  They can be. Just keep a good grip on the base. You don’t want to choke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. That’s way better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Looking for work? Need a job with good pay and benefits? Have any sense of ethics? ICE is hiring and has low standards. Sign up for ICE and be the most incompetent agent in history.⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Apply for the job, go to the interview, waste their time. Nothing illegal about not taking a job offer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'd like to welcome our newest Student to Hogwarts, Hun-Gary Mc'Spud.⁩ ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Captain of the starship Frenchie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Joke’s on you, I’m an only child.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I require nothing more⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Having more stuff doesn’t mean less dust. It means more things with dust on it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Yep. Does that make you angry? We’re gatekeeping that too. Get over it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨32, f. Are there any dating sites that are actually free and don't suddenly force me to pay to actually use the site?⁩ ⁨⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been to protests. I’m employed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨32, f. Are there any dating sites that are actually free and don't suddenly force me to pay to actually use the site?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Go to protests. Meet cool people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vitamins are good but idk....⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Some people cope with the horribleness of reality by trying to laugh. I can’t say it’s a good or a bad way to cope.

  But remember folks, gallows humor is only funny when you’re one of the ones on the gallows. If no one stuck a carrot up your ass, it’s not your place to make the joke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hmmm who could it possibly be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not always because their reputation is bad. Sometimes they have a really bad employee that they want to replace, but who will definitely know if their job is posted. This happens a lot at the executive level.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We really don't want to talk about our problems⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  100%

  But also, go to therapy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨413524 Gang, rise up!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I had to scroll waaaay to far to find this. Are we rare??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You swallowed your siblings!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Where? I don’t see it. And I’m usually good at seeing it. Help me out?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can it take months to get over being laid off?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Fear is the mind killer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ai roleplay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Thou doth protest too much. You know you’d clap those little furry bunny cheeks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Enjoy youth while you can⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Throw Brittney a bone

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sign me up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  First free busses, now this?!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is up for a coleslaw popsicle?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You should try mayo pops or ranch pops. They’re less chunky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Historically love sugar⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I now have a pint of what seems to be room temperature river water. What’s next?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want these walls back⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  100% because it is a fire wall

  I don’t know what you’re talking about, it would be hell to run cat6 through that. I’d definitely route around it and put the firewall in an adjacent room.

  The wall material is so hard you’d think it was meant to stop an actual fire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Relax. It’s not that serious.

  You said soda stream, so I assumed soda stream. Big whoops on my part.

  If you care about things like Coke being evil, then you should care about things like money flowing into countries whose governments are evil and benefit from that flow via export taxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best way to drink coke?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Sodastream is an Israeli company

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever someone says “female” but doesn’t specify the species, I assume they aren’t picky about it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It may make you feel better to deny it.... but it's true⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not the sperm that’s the issue. It’s the frustration. That builds up quite a bit more

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Ooh, yeah. The signal to noise ratio is definitely a mess. Doesn’t mean there aren’t people on there, but there’s also a lot of crap.

  But to me, that’s just the normal internet now :-(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Source?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  So then you agree that it makes sense for them to build the sites very deep even if they had no intent of making nukes. Became their neighbors are likely to try and blow it up.

  Glad we settled that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After Israel and USA's bombing, wouldn't any supposed nuclear bombs go off if there were any?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “one day”

  Israel has been threatening since the 90s.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How to get rid of swollen batteries?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Best buy takes electronics recycling.