surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #228 Sins and Virtues⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re not doing spleens yet, we’re still on Deans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Meow⁩ ⁨⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  don’t think they would blatantly feel aggression towards being denied food

  And thus, they are better than people. Try telling my kids they can’t have a snack because it’s dinner time, and you’d think the apocalypse was upon us.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨good going⁩ ⁨⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Preventing cancer sounds like success to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  someone is sick you treat them. If someone is hungry you feed them

  Careful there. They nail people to trees for crazy talk like that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve not met that level of hostility in my travels. But I also never moved to bumblefuck nowhere. I’m guessing if people have never left their town, having people come into the town is a big deal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusted⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  their own people

  Fuck that. Everyone is my people.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have been subscribed to Spleen Facts!

  Did you know that the spleen is the body’s recycle center? It takes in dead and malformed blood cells and breaks them down for parts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Beans. Jeans. Now Deans. I think next we go a little abstract and do Leans.

  I’m hoping that we can skip spleens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two full raccoons y'all⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t be. That’d be a diameter of only 2.228 inches. That’s half a raccoon. Way too small.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Burning Man 2026 week...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Diplo is some douchbag dj.

  Thank you. I couldn’t understand why they were hating on big Legos. But that’s Duplo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the pledge!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Protein maxxers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨somebody has a case of the Mondays⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, one could argue that. One could also argue the world is flat. Arguing is easy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The good old days⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife does spins whenever she’s wearing a dress that will float out. I probably would too if I fit in such a dress.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That person has absolutely been fired for saying they’re short staffed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downvoted!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno. I would often downvote things I thought were stupid. They were relevant, but wrong and dumb.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I mean I like raisins, just...you know...⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Meeting expectations is delicious

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Downvoted!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The problem is that an upvote and a downvote completely lack context.

  Racism is bad: true

  Physical violence is worse than verbal violence IF all else is equal : true

  Therefore…

  Physical racism is worse than verbal racism.

  But physical violence is not necessarily worse than verbal racism. This is why contacts matters.

  And that’s why it’s ok to punch Nazis.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mary Kay Kay Kay⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grandma must have really loved Pringles.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As an Italian, this speaks to me

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The beef industry currently⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the trick is to not think about it, or to macho your way past the empathy.

  That piece of meat was sitting around under some skin. It was moving, resting, getting adrenaline, possibly getting tangentially fucked. It was around for years before it got to you.

  Yeah. It’s fucking gross.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Fut"bol⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It spends very little time touching the foot too. I think it should be called grass ball.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Such Thing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  No, don’t you understand? A small company will jump in and more efficiently produce GPU to undercut the big players and steal market share. That will return the market to normal. Yup, any day now.

  No, I don’t know what “barrier to entry” is, why do you ask?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives you lemons sell them.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well not anymore. I wouldn’t hang around and be a god with this shit going on.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Impending toilet paper shortage⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  We learned to buy a cheap $40 bidet attachment and feel smug about it. Also my ass is cleaner.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mar-a-Lago resigned 😂⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This feels like a lot of work. Can I just tea bag you and move on?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Discussing past Presidents?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As my old boss used to say, which was super inappropriate and I hated every second of it: trimming the bushes makes the house look bigger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me attending "AI University" at work today⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll at least be well prepared to sit through useless mandatory trainings

  You’d think so, but they’re SO much more boring than that. I’ve now taken the “how to not write your password on a sticky note” training yearly since 2002.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Only tangentially related, but I like this story

  scottsdalemint.com/…/the-hunt-brothers-how-two-bi…

  Tl;Dr two brothers tried to corner the silver market. Almost made it. Until they didn’t.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But shiny metal can be used to buy goods and services. Like trips to see the pretty leaves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How many cookies did you lose dropping into your coffee?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… There called dunking donuts. They’re meant to be dunked.