surewhynotlem

@surewhynotlem@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have to deal with this during your morning commute?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  5pm at the restaurant. Retirees and families with little kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Signs that your platform (Nextdoor) has turned to trash⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Nextdoor has always been a cess pool of the insane. People, with their full legal name on display, saying things that should get them arrested or exiled.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s why I take care of myself now. I want to outlive those stupid fuckers out of spite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The cycle we are all living in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the ways you can resist is by treating your body well, your mind well, and your friends well.

  How can you fight and build community if you’re not taking care of yourself?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨(TW) Phishing mail in 2026⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re on the wrong list

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hamster life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You have to get one of the foldable ones

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greedy bastards⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t need to feel bad for having a job that keep you alive.

  But whatever you do feel bad, just work slower.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Clues by Sam⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That was fun. Three mistakes before I got it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give me some good ones⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re really at the top of the bell curve!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Wagon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It sounds like you’ve put up with that a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unquestionably high class⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ryan Reynolds… dressed in pink booty shorts … at an LGBT pride festival but it’s not going well.

  Well that’s just unrealistic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way my fuck-ass pharmacist makes up the remaining pills in my bastarding prescription⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh… I see what you mean, and agree. I read it differently at first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way my fuck-ass pharmacist makes up the remaining pills in my bastarding prescription⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And yet it’s still ok to be pissed off at the situation.

  Is the problem that he insulted the pharmacist in his rant?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The way my fuck-ass pharmacist makes up the remaining pills in my bastarding prescription⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  “they may provide a shitty product, but have you considered their feelings?”

  You’re allowed to be pissed off, even when other people do their best.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shitpost⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can be aesthetic.

  Know how I know? They said it, and many of us understood it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨People like this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not sure it’s as useless of a measurement.

  If you have a small penis, you’ll disappoint a handful of people

  This guy disappointed thousands.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Deeper babe⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  IME Only if you’re teasing them with the tip for too long. Otherwise it sounds rude.

  Next time my wife says deeper, I’m going to shout “I’m givin’ her all she’s got, Captain!” In my best Scotty accent. If that doesn’t cause an orgasm, I don’t know what will.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My kitten loves his hammock in the bathroom window, but my neighbor's trash pile ruins pictures⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  See, this would be a good use of AI.

  Just have skynet fly a drone over there and blow the pile to kingdom come.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Daily Affirmation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is it?

  I thought it was straight people problems. I.e. I’m not attracted to men so I don’t understand why women like me. But they do shrug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have an idea ☝️⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what? If people decide we don’t need any more people then we surely don’t need society.

  I just hope we remember to shut the lights off when we leave.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s up with Myrrh being more prevalent?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Every year we leave out a sacrifice for the god of charity and the eight beasts who drag him across the sky.

  And by that I mean cookies and milk and carrots for Santa and his reindeer.

  It’s all in the phrasing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With how the republican party work in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I agree! Fuck them all.

  It’s still the best option we have until we fix it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're switching produce! ⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I want me some www.tiktok.com/…/7393968241950854433

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With how the republican party work in 10 years the presidential candidate will be an open pedophile and they will say they defeated wokeness.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And it will still be the correct thing to do.

  Fuck. FPTP.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife makes street corn at home, but sometimes she gets lazy and just tosses chili powder on it instead of doing the whole spice blend.

  She also doesn’t read very carefully.

  That’s how I learned that corn on the cob with cinnamon is actually fantastic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solidarity⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Vengeance instead of justice I guess. Terrifying.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Of course there is.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a lot easier to have compassion when your Ego melts into the universe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not even gay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe that’s exactly it. Maybe they hate gay people because they hate the temptation that they offer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not even gay⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “I’m on a diet. It’s wrong for you to eat donuts.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This bedroom game is weird⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a horrible day to have eyes