Life hack

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• balderdash9@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• mrmule@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You won’t regret using a rotisserie chicken as a bookmark.

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  • TomMasz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The lingering aroma wouldn’t let you forget, either.

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  a gateway to baked turkey bookmark

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No, too wet, must deep fry.

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• Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Big bookmark’s been trying to bury this one weird trick.

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fucking new it

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    • ByteJunk@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I fucking chew it

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• kungfuratte@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When reading a book from the library I normally use a fish. The change in olfactory intensity is the perfect reminder to bring it back in time.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fish are a good choice, but im partial to cetaceans of all kinds.

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• itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eww, not a big fan to randomly have dead chickens in my feed :c

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  • Nikls94@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I‘m more worried about the “cooking skills” of that person. That poor bird looks dryer than the Saharan desert. Look at that skin… less temperature, more time.

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  • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Whqt kind of dead animal do you prefer?

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    • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      None, why would I want any?

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Things another chicken would say

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• InvalidName2@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Okay, but have you seen the price of rotisserie chickens lately? I’m not made of money.

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  • SippyCup@feddit.nl ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Where are you France? They’re a loss leader in most grocery stores in the US.

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• dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ah, here we have an alumnus of the Unseen University.

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  • dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Possibly even faculty

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• Capricorn_Geriatric@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t have money? Try using ~guns~ nukes instead

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• ArrowMax@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  SCP-5031, we understand your distinct preference for rotisserie chickens and will ensure a suffient supply thereof.

  Regrettably, rotisserie chickens are in fact not the answer to everything.

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Finally, a solution to this problem

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• RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now I am hungry

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